typo subject and virgin attack

Mo Hanfei could feel the excitement of Ganoderma lucidum from the exaggerated four exclamation marks.What about Weibo?Although he didn't know what happened, his intuition told him that there must be gossip!So Mo Hanfei quickly hung up the account in the background, and opened the Weibo client that he hadn't had time to quit.

After posting on Weibo, Mo Hanfei immediately stopped drinking the porridge, not even noticing that the porridge in the spoon was falling down.His mouth opened slightly in surprise, and the phone screen showed that in just a few minutes, his fans had increased by three digits!And all kinds of Aite are very exaggerated!

Enjoying the feeling of being wheeled for the first time, Mo Hanfei swallowed silently, then clicked on Aite Reminder, and slid directly to the last one.

CV Qingfeng V: Remember to warm it up before eating, tsk, sleeping so late is really troublesome

@莫君: o(*////▽////*)q The breakfast made by the male ticket is simply a model of a good man at home!Virgo male ticket, you deserve it! (twist ass)

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Mo Hanfei stared blankly at the Weibo reposted by the male god. He could imagine the disgusted look in the male god's eyes when he typed this sentence, but this is not the most important thing. The point is that the male god actually talked to him on Weibo Show affection! ! ! ! !

Mo Hanfei was stunned for a few minutes before he realized that there were nearly a hundred more posts on Weibo, and he couldn't help but pull up the screen curiously, wanting to see what those little fans were talking about, they must be envious Bar!Mo Hanfei snorted a few times triumphantly, now the male god belongs to him, he is alone, he is a prostitute!Hahahahahaha! ! !

But Mo Hanfei, who had had enough laughing, soon stopped laughing. The male god Aite's last post was a sofa that was snatched by an unknown little fan.

Fan 1: Mo Jun?who is this? //@CVQingfeng V: Remember to warm it up before eating, tsk, it’s troublesome to sleep so late

@莫君: o(*////▽////*)q The breakfast made by the male ticket is simply a model of a good man at home!Virgo male ticket, you deserve it! (twist ass)

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He is a man of God! o(￣ヘ￣o#) Mo Hanfei snorted arrogantly, and continued to look up.

Fan 2: It seems to be a small screenwriter in the circle. The few dramas that have been published are quite cute, but I have never heard of contact with male gods? .//@边粉1: Mo Jun?who is this? //@CVQingfeng V: Remember to warm it up before eating, tsk, it’s troublesome to sleep so late

@莫君: o(*////▽////*)q The breakfast made by the male ticket is simply a model of a good man at home!Virgo male ticket, you deserve it! (twist ass)

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Stupid human being, he has already had an extremely intimate contact with the male god, so he won't let you know! ╭(╯^╰)╮

Fan 3: Ahhhh! !Who is profound! ! !Begging for human flesh! !How dare you snatch my male god intolerable! ! ! //@CVQingfeng V: Remember to warm it up before eating, tsk, it’s troublesome to sleep so late

@莫君: o(*////▽////*)q The breakfast made by the male ticket is simply a model of a good man at home!Virgo male ticket, you deserve it! (twist ass)

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snort!It's not your god!It's my god!Mo Hanfei became more and more depressed as he watched, so he slid down and retweeted the male god's Weibo.

Mo Jun: (*/ω＼*) Who is the reason why people wake up so late~Dead appearance~//CV Qingfeng V: Remember to heat it up before eating, tsk, sleeping so late is really troublesome

@莫君: o(*////▽////*)q The breakfast made by the male ticket is simply a model of a good man at home!Virgo male ticket, you deserve it! (twist ass)

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As soon as the Weibo was sent, Mo Hanfei wanted to chop his hands.He actually flirted with a male god!The point is that they just slept under the quilt last night, what if the male god exposes him!ah!No matter how you think about it, it's so embarrassing!Will the male god break up with him because of his indiscretion (yao) point (lian)!

Mo Hanfei slapped himself lightly, not daring to click on the newly added Art.The ostrich stuffed the phone into his pocket, ate half a pot of red bean porridge that the god made for him, cleaned the dishes and cleaned up the house, but still didn't dare to open Weibo, so he went out to buy recipes!The male god said that he would eat dinner made by himself when he came back!The premise is that if he can survive this disaster, then QAQ

Sitting in the car, Feng Yi frowned when he saw the Weibo post forwarded by Mo Hanfei. He didn't expect his little brain fans to be quite popular on the Internet.Thinking of Mo Hanfei's blushing appearance in real life, Feng Yi suddenly felt a little cute, so he curled his mouth and reposted Mo Hanfei's Weibo.The assistant sitting in the co-pilot saw the boss showing such an expression, and couldn't help shivering, wondering which unlucky guy was about to fall into the boss's hands again.

Mo Hanfei went out to the supermarket for a walk, temporarily put aside the bad things on Weibo, and started to make lunch from the recipe.He worked until dinner, before he was mentally prepared and turned on the computer.

As soon as he logged in, the overwhelming news almost froze his high-end computer. Mo Hanfei moved the mouse over and found that the head of the male god was also flashing. He was so frightened that he shook his hand and ignored the news of the male god. up.

Mo Hanfei touched his nose guiltily, and decided to wait until the end to read the news from the male god!So click on the message in turn.

I am a little mushroom: ah ah ah ah ah! ! !Sister-in-law, what step have you and my brother made?My brother Na Mensao refused to tell me, please let me know! ! !

Mo Jun: Your brother?

Can’t eat Ganoderma lucidum: Typo subject~ I helped you build a CP fan group~ It’s online, Q me, I’ll pull you in~

Mo Jun: ==What the hell is that?

Flowers are not flowers, not chrysanthemums: tsk tsk tsk...

Mo Jun: == Don’t be eccentric

It's Long Yang, not the setting sun: Tsk tsk tsk...

Mo Jun: Are you here to show off your affection with Chrysanthemum in disguise?

You are guilty of Tai Sui this year: typo shou~~~嘿咕咔~~~Please ask the male god for the H sound~~~ Let me help you with the male god’s later stage H hard disk drama, okay~~ Absolutely not to spread! ! !Please treasure it! ! !

Mo Jun: Actually, I prefer to listen to the live version

After replying to the private stamp, he found that there didn't seem to be any bad tendencies, so Mo Hanfei cautiously opened the portrait of the male god.

CV Qingfeng: Wait for me

Seeing these four words, Mo Hanfei suddenly tightened his chrysanthemum, and burst into tears.What does it mean to wait for me?Are you going to break up with me when you come back?Hey, fate, this tortured little goblin, is so cruel and ruthless!

Anyway, let’s face the facts on Weibo first.Mo Hanfei took a few deep breaths, opened the webpage and posted on Weibo, and found that he had accumulated more than 1000 posts during the day!After resolutely setting Aite not to remind the unfollowed people first, I suddenly feel that the whole person is cute.

There are only five or six posts left by Aite, click on it and pull it to the bottom, which is forwarded by the male god.

CV Qingfeng V: Well, remember to prepare properly next time, I think this brand is good [url link]//@莫君: (*/ω＼*) Who is it because of people getting up so late~Death~//CV Qing Feng V: Remember to warm it up before eating, tsk, it’s really troublesome to sleep so late

@莫君: o(*////▽////*)q The breakfast made by the male ticket is simply a model of a good man at home!Virgo male ticket, you deserve it! (twist ass)

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Mo Hanfei clicked on the website, and the first thing loaded was Tmall's LOGO. I didn't expect the male god to be so down-to-earth and even visit Taobao!He thought male gods were like domineering presidents in novels, who would pay millions for every occasion (*/ω＼*) Such a down-to-earth male god is still cute!

But after the webpage was fully loaded, Mo Hanfei couldn't be cute anymore, because the product on the link turned out to be lubricant ♂♂!The male god actually played hooligans on him openly!So shy (xing) astringent (fen) ah, swollen and broken!Mo Hanfei blushed, turned his head to look around guiltily, and then secretly ordered the purchase.

When I was about to pay, I thought about it, went back and added two more copies, and then placed the order. o(*////▽////*)q originally meant to wait for me, does he want to prepare something else?Mo Hanfei recalled the H-drama scripts he had written, went shopping on Taobao, and placed a few orders before he remembered the news that he was going back to the male god.

Looking at the time in the lower left corner, eight hours have passed since the male god sent the message.Mo Hanfei didn't dare to be negligent, so he made a smooth move and returned a facial expression first.

Mo Jun: (*/ω＼*)

Mo Jun: I'm ready!

Mo Jun╭(╯3╰)╮

After replying, Mo Hanfei felt that he was really shameless, covered his face shyly, and hurried into the bathroom to take a shower.When I came out, I saw the male god's reply.

CV Qingfeng: Stop talking to me with Q

Mo Jun: Is QAQ God?

Mo Jun: It seems that you despise me! ! !

Mo Jun: beep

Mo Hanfei acted like a baby to the male god for the first time, and waited shyly for a few minutes, but the male god didn't reply, and suddenly collapsed into a ball on the bed behind him.A few minutes later, the male god's voice came from the computer, and Mo Hanfei jumped up, only to find that it was only the phone ringing, and he couldn't help feeling a little disappointed.

It must be a salesman who called him at this time.So when Mo Hanfei, who was preconceived, saw that the caller ID turned out to be a male god, he almost slipped his hand and hung up.After the call was connected, Mo Hanfei took a nervous breath before saying weakly, "Hello?"

"Why did it take so long to answer the phone?" The male god's voice was obviously displeased, which made Mo Hanfei's momentum a little weaker, and he quickly explained: "I didn't expect you to call me."

"Huh? Just call later if you have something to do." Feng Yi looked at the typos all over the screen speechlessly, really wishing he could run along the network cable and kick the typewriter away from the keyboard.

"Why? Then what should I do if I miss you for nothing." After Mo Hanfei finished speaking, he belatedly covered his mouth.He actually told the male god what the little daughter-in-law was acting like a baby!It's not typing, it's directly speaking, it's almost a buzz!There is nothing more embarrassing than this, Mo Hanfei almost couldn't help but want to hang up the phone.

The author has something to say: ヾ(≧O≦)〃哦~Thank you for the landmines of fleeting love! !So touched! ! !I decided to give you typo recipients! !

Feng Yi: Huh?What did I just hear?

Author: ╮(￣▽￣")╭You didn’t hear anything

Mo Hanfei: /(ㄒoㄒ)/~~ Wife save me, the better the unscrupulous author sells me!

Feng Yi: [Staring] It's getting cold, let the author go bankrupt