typo subject and virgin attack

"Cough, what's messed up on your head." Feng Yi frowned, stretched out his hand and licked Mo Hanfei's head, making his hairstyle look like a bird's nest.

Before Mo Hanfei could react from the amazement of the male god smiling at him, he was rubbed on the head by the male god again, his face turned red, and he stammered, "Old, boss, I, I..."

Feng Yi looked at Mo Hanfei's flushed face and frowned, as if he had discovered something interesting, but soon his body froze, he withdrew his sticky hand, and gave Mo Hanfei a very disgusted look, Kuba He dragged and ordered: "Go and wash your hair before you come back." After finishing speaking, he returned to the bathroom dedicated to his office, washed his hands back and forth five or six times with disinfectant hand sanitizer, and then left with satisfaction.

When Mo Hanfei heard the command from the male god, he walked out of the office in a daze, turning a blind eye to the secretary's sister's weird eyes, ran to the company's bathroom and flushed his head directly at the faucet of the sink. The cold water made his sanity return instantly. , couldn't help shivering.Fortunately, it is summer now, otherwise he would be so stupid that he would have to catch a cold.

But the male god touched his head, it was so gentle! o(*////▽////*)q Be sure to wash your hair clean, and let the male god touch it twice!Mo Hanfei hummed a ditty to wash off the hairspray on his head, and dried his short hair with a hand dryer, but when he looked in the mirror, he realized that he had wet his suit.

Going back like this will definitely be disgusted by the male god, so Mo Hanfei decisively decided to chat (xuan) Tian (yao) online first, and then go back after the clothes are dry.

Screenwriter - Mo Jun: o(*////▽////*)q

Screenwriter-Mo Jun: Let me tell you!

Screenwriter-Mo Jun: The male god touched my head today! ! (*/ω＼*) So shy! !

Planning-Mushroom: Tomorrow at 1:[-] pm, YY will play the table pia show, if you can come, you will deduct [-]

Director - Lingzhi: 1

Later stage - Tai Sui: 1

Screenwriter-Mo Jun: 1 (by the way, please take care of me, okay?

Dragon set-Setting Sun: 1 (Who is upstairs? I don’t know him at all

Main role-Hua Feihua: 1 (It is estimated that he did not take medicine today, he thinks he is cute

Main player-Qing Feng: 1

Screenwriter-Mo Jun: Full body! ! !

Screenwriter-Mo Jun: == male god, the phone input method is naughty again

Dragon set-Setting Sun: Typos are a perfect means to attract the attention of male gods

The main character-Hua Feihua: Typos are accepted to attract the attention of male gods, it is shameful

Planning-Mushroom: The typo is just a face to attract the attention of a male god

Screenwriter-Mo Jun: o(￣ヘ￣o#) You stupid mortals, how could you understand my love for the male god Sensen!

Main character-Qing Feng: Your love for me is to fish at work?

Screenwriter-Mo Jun: Σ(°△°|||)︴Old boss! !I was wrong! ! QAQ, but I accidentally messed up my clothes, so I dare not see you

Screenwriter-Mo Jun: Wet...

Director-Ganoderma lucidum: Tsk tsk tsk, clothes ♂ clothes ♂ wet ♂

Main role-Flowers are not flowers: the ♂ temptation ♂ of wet ♂ body ♂

Dragon set-Setting Sun: I didn’t expect typo shou to play so big this time, tsk tsk tsk

Screenwriter-Mo Jun: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ Don't slander me like this in front of the male god!! o(￣ヘ￣o#) I know you are jealous that I can meet the male god! ╭(╯^ ╰)╮That’s because my love for the male god moved the world, so I can meet the male god, tremble, mortal!

Main character-Qing Feng: Why don't you tell me yourself if you love me?

Screenwriter-Mo Jun: Σ(°△°|||)︴Man and God, why are you still here! ! !

Main character-Qing Feng: I can't be here?

Screenwriter-Mo Jun: QAQ wife, I'm sorry, I don't dare anymore! !

Screenwriter-Mo Jun: Boss...

Main character-Qing Feng: Come here and arrange work for you

Screenwriter-Mo Jun: Good Dayang!No problem my lord!

Main character-Qing Feng: ...

Screenwriter-Mo Jun: QAQ wife...

Screenwriter-Mo Jun: I'd better shut up

Mo Hanfei put down his phone in frustration, his image in the male god's mind must have fallen to the bottom, the male god wouldn't fire him, right?Hey, Rensen is really too difficult.Mo Hanfei left the bathroom with a runny nose and tears, and went to find the secretary's sister to arrange work, but he didn't know that when Feng Yi saw the inadvertently mistyped address, a rare smile appeared on the corner of Feng Yi's mouth.

Wife or something seems to be very interesting.Thinking of Mo Hanfei's lovely red face just now, Feng Yi deeply felt that he was speeding up his training plan, and seeing so many typos every time he opened the group, it was really unbearable.

On Mo Hanfei's first day at work, he naturally became a handyman, helping to pour water and copy materials, and surf the Internet when he was free. Of course, he didn't dare to speak in the crew group.After swiping through Weibo all afternoon, seeing that his followers only had three digits, and half of them were zombie fans, Mo Hanfei couldn't help posting his Weibo in the end.

Mo Jun: o(*////▽////*) The q male god is so gentle and handsome! ! !Touching the head or something is simply provoking a crime! !I really want to fall down ヾ(≧O≦)〃哦~! !

Just after posting the Weibo, the □□ that had been hanging up suddenly flickered, and when I clicked on it, it turned out to be a temporary conversation sent by the male god!Mo Hanfei suddenly felt his heart beating faster, seeing what the male god said clearly, his heart beat so fast that it felt like it was about to jump out of his throat.

CV Qingfeng: Wait for me in the parking lot after get off work

Mo Jun: o(*////▽////*)q Jiang Zi is not very good...

CV Qingfeng: Huh?

Mo Jun: o(*////▽////*)qAlthough I don't mind, but the parking lot seems to be monitored, will it make a bad impression...

CV Qingfeng: What are you thinking?

Mo Jun: (*/ω＼*)

CV Qingfeng: ...I treat you to dinner after get off work

Mo Jun: Eat...

CV Qingfeng: Disappointed?

Mo Jun: No! !Absolutely not! !I hate to be happy! !Excited! !

Cough, Mo Hanfei pinched his blushing face, and secretly spurned himself.I have written too many novels, and my brain can no longer fill in the holes. When I heard the parking lot, I thought of the car shaking. I must not let the male god know that he is so shameless!

Feng Yi didn't reply anymore, although after training, he was able to selectively ignore Mo Hanfei's typos, but he was still kind of embarrassed.He'd better finish the work at hand quickly and ask the secretary to reserve a seat.

Seeing that the male god didn't reply for a long time, Mo Hanfei stared blankly at the screen for a long time, and suddenly had a flash of inspiration, feeling that he was likely to be rejected, and immediately became sluggish.But there is still half an hour before get off work, so I can only scroll through Weibo in a lack of interest.

As soon as he logged on to the webpage, seeing the nearly three-digit new followers and comments in the upper right corner, Mo Hanfei's brain froze a bit. Could it be that some true fans bought him fans? QAQ is so touched, but he has a male god, he is going to send a good person card to his sister!However, when I clicked on those comments, I blinked my eyes and stretched out my hands to rub them before I could see the words on the screen clearly.

Fan 1: What's the situation? ? ! ! @CV淸风 actually paid attention to the blogger! !

Fan 2: The last time @CV淸波男神 added attention was a year ago, could this be a new love! ! !

Emperor of Truth: Mo Jun is a master screenwriter. I heard that there is a new drama recently cooperating with the male god. It is normal to pay attention to it.

Soy Sauce Party: It’s another burst of xfxy by visual inspection, move a small bench to watch, and take [email protected] passer-by by the way

Gossip Party: Congratulations to Mo Jun's stupid mother for successfully hooking up with the male god 2333333 By the way, what does this latest Weibo mean? Is the male god the male god we know? ? !

Fan 3: Upstairs +1

Follower 4: +10086

Fan 5: + ID number

Brain fans: According to the blogger’s previous Weibo, the blogger’s male god is @CV淸锡无论, the blogger’s latest Weibo update took less than 10 minutes for the male god to return to the fan, the blogger can teach you how to hook up with the male god skill! !Many thanks! ! m(___)m

Fan 6: There is something wrong with the drawing style of the idiot fan upstairs. I feel that the words are so rigorous. 2333 Idiot fan, are you OOC? ! [Also, ask for cheats on hooking up +10086! ! ! 】

Fan 7: Seek cheats for hooking up +13800138000

Mo Hanfei read these comments from beginning to end, and was stunned.I quickly found the male god's Weibo, moved the mouse over it, and sure enough, I saw the small arrows that follow each other!The joy of being hit by a pie has not yet passed, he suddenly remembered that the male god followed him, does that mean that the male god has seen the Weibo post he just posted? QAQ Is it too late to delete Weibo now!

Before Mo Hanfei finished feeling sad, it was time to get off work, and the male god hadn't come out of the office yet.Rubbing his hot face, he clocked out of get off work with a frustrated face.I don't know what the male god will say when he sees him. It's too shameful to throw him down. Will the QAQ male god despise him.

Taking the elevator down to the parking lot, Mo Hanfei hadn't recovered yet, but soon he thought of a very technical problem: he didn't know which car was the male god's car!Cough, no matter, just find the most expensive one, Mo Hanfei silently praised his wit!

Immediately afterwards, Mo Hanfei started to turn around in the parking lot. After half an hour, he had to realize the fact that he had no idea which car was the most expensive!

Mo Hanfei only knows which one is more expensive among bicycles, motorcycles and small cars, but if he is asked to find the most expensive one among a bunch of four-wheeled vehicles...he can only find the one that looks the best to him, and usually his aesthetics is not the same as The local tyrant's aesthetics are completely opposite. Among a bunch of four-wheeled vehicles, he can always find the cheapest one very accurately.It's like he still thinks that □□ small car is cute.

"What are you doing standing here stupidly?" The low figure of the male god suddenly came from behind Mo Hanfei, and the obviously familiar voice was infinitely amplified in the silent parking lot, which made Mo Hanfei startled and completely forgot Don't tell me that I was still struggling with being swollen by the male god's dislike just now, I was so excited that I wanted to hug the male god's thigh directly, and let the male god say a few more words!

But Mo Hanfei still controlled himself and didn't do anything embarrassing. After he spent a whole day fishing in troubled waters today, he had basically figured out the character of the male god.The male god usually speaks no more than half of the lines of a radio drama in the company, and even speaks concisely in meetings.

Thinking of the many things the male god said during his training these two days, Mo Hanfei felt a subtle sense of pride. The secretary sister and the others have worked for so many years, and the male god may not have spoken to them as much as he has said to himself in the past two days. Woolen cloth!

Feng Yi looked at Mo Hanfei with a swaying face, the corners of his mouth twitched a few times, he gave up thinking about what this idiot was thinking, directly grabbed his collar, threw him into the passenger seat, and drove to the reserved western restaurant.

When Mo Hanfei came back to his senses, he was already sitting face to face with the male god in the box, and the atmosphere was a little awkward for a while.Mo Hanfei took a few glances at the male god, but was blinded by Shuai and dared not look at him again. It wasn't until the steak he ordered was served that the situation began to improve.

Mo Hanfei was still struggling with how he should eat to look taller and not be rejected by the male god. Suddenly, a piece of square-cut veal steak was placed on his plate, and when he looked up, he found that it was the male god. Cut it for him!Mo Hanfei started to rippling again in an instant. If there was a barrage, "yooooooooooooooooo~~" would definitely flash in his mind.

It's a pity not now, before Mo Hanfei could shake enough, he heard the male god's cool and domineering voice say: "Every piece of your steak must be cut like this."

Rippling Mo Hanfei: ...

#蛇闻病男神也很很向弹味货#

#Virgo is really cute#