typo subject and virgin attack

Hearing the male god's deep laughter from behind, Mo Hanfei's body immediately softened more than half, and when he turned his head, he saw Feng Yi holding the phone in one hand, only his lower body was covered with a towel, and the tips of his wet hair occasionally Drop a few drops of water, along his collarbone, pecs, abs, pulley all the way to the mermaid line, and then sink into that dreamy place.

Mo Hanfei inexplicably felt his mouth dry, swallowed a few times suddenly, and then some liquid seemed to flow out of his nose...

Seeing Mo Hanfei staring blankly, Feng Yi suddenly spewed out two tubes of nosebleeds, with a slightly stiff expression, striding forward, the two hugged each other and ran to the bathroom.

After a period of chaos, Mo Hanfei buried his head in Feng Yi's chest, and refused to raise his head even if he was beaten to death.

What a shame!Even looking at the male god's body ♂ and seeing a nosebleed, the male god still doesn't know how to look at himself! 〒_〒Male god, please listen to my explanation, things are not as you imagined!

Feng Yi helplessly looked at the cerebellum powder in his arms that was as red as a cooked shrimp, and said softly: "It's okay, I won't despise you."

Hearing the words, Mo Hanfei groaned a few times and said dully, "Really?"

"Have I lied to you?" Feng Yi frowned, with a hint of displeasure in his voice.

Mo Hanfei immediately imagined the male god's angry appearance, and quickly shook his head: "No!"

"Then go to bed." Feng Yi hugged Mo Hanfei and gently put him on the bed.

Mo Hanfei's heart was pounding by the male god's gentle movements, seeing Feng Yi's handsome face getting closer, he closed his eyes nervously. (╯3╰)What a male god!

But after waiting for a long time, the breath of the male god was always close at hand, but he didn't kiss at all!Mo Hanfei opened his eyes suspiciously, and found that the male god was looking at him with a half-smile.

o(≧mouth≦)oThe male god's evil, charming and crazy appearance is also so handsome and I want to lick it!

"You are full of messy things in your head." Seeing Mo Hanfei's rippling expression, Feng Yi's tone was very helpless.

"You." Mo Hanfei answered casually. =￣ω￣=No matter in heart or in mind, they are all full of male gods!

"..." Feng Yi was strangely silent for a few seconds, decided to forget what he said before, give the cerebellum fan a goodnight kiss, and then turn off the light and go to sleep.

A harmonious night just passed.

The next day, Mo Hanfei hitched a ride to the company with the male god, and without avoiding suspicion, he consciously took the male god's arm and walked all the way to the office.

Mo Hanfei, who was immersed in happiness, didn't notice the weird eyes of the secretaries and sisters. He sat at his desk and turned on the computer, went to Little Pink, and went to watch his CP building! ()

Feng Yi sat in his exclusive office, logged into the private account, and found that the cerebellum fans were not online, so he was inexplicably relieved.Click on the dialogue box of his own sister, and the male god who has always distinguished between public and private began to go to work and fish...【The fog! 】

CV Qingfeng: Send me the resources.

I'm a little mushroom: damn it! ! !Daohao dog to die! ! !

CV Qingfeng: Feng Qing, don't swear!

I am a little mushroom: ⊙▽⊙

I'm a little mushroom: (ω) I didn't say anything just now!I'll send it to your email right away!Brother, please wait a moment! !

Feng Yi closed the dialog box, and was about to start working, but suddenly opened the crew group by accident.

Planning-Mushroom: Guess what I just saw! ! !

Planning-Mushroom: You will never guess it! ! [screenshot]

The content of the picture is the chat record between her and Feng Yi just now.

Director-Lingzhi: Oh

Late-Tai Sui: Oh

Planning-Mushroom: Hey hey hey!What is your reaction?I risked my life to show you the screenshots! ! !

Director-Ganoderma lucidum: It looks good with wool. The typo was picked up by the last batch of vests and fights. I don’t know how to fix it now that it has been hacked again! !A cp building can't stop them, so hurry up and strangle those black people with my old lady! !

Planning - Mushrooms: What? ? ? ! !How dare you blackmail my sister-in-law again? ? ! !You don't want to live anymore, do you? !Get the link! !

Late-Tai Sui: [url link]

Seeing this, Feng Yi subconsciously looked up at Mo Hanfei who was outside the office.The walls of his office are one-way glass, so he can see what's going on outside, but people outside can't see inside.

I saw Mo Hanfei facing the office sideways, with an excited expression on his face, and typing quickly on the keyboard with both hands.

Looking at it like this... it shouldn't be a big problem, right?But... again?Feng Yi's eyes flickered, as if his people were being bullied without him knowing?

Seeing the silent crew, Feng Yi did not click on the link, but concentrated on his work.

After Feng Yi finished processing all the files on the desktop, the production team became active again.

Planning-Mushroom: Sister-in-law is so powerful in combat, so handsome!

Director-Ganoderma lucidum: I decided not to call him typo shou again, he is simply a fighter in the saliva machine!Let me feel the demeanor of Zhuge Kongming!

Late stage-Tai Sui: →_→Do you want to praise the typo to the sky with such a high evaluation?

Director-Ganoderma lucidum: Don't you think it's cool to bravely stand up to defend your relationship after typos and verbal battles with scholars! !

Planning - Mushrooms: That's right!My sister-in-law looks so handsome today!But why didn't sister-in-law put on the buttons?

Watching their chat, Feng Yi felt a little inexplicable, so he ignored it, and it was more important to go to lunch with the cerebellum fans.

Mo Hanfei saw that the brain-dead black and black people were basically pinched back by him, so he took a sip of water proudly, and just stretched his waist halfway, when he saw the male god come out of the office, he was so frightened that he almost choked on the water in his mouth arrive!

Crap!Today he was so focused on fighting, he didn't do any work. Although the boss is his boyfriend, the male god seems to be very clear about public and private. (_) Is it possible that we can't commute to and from get off work with male gods in the future to show affection?I feel very heartbroken just thinking about it!

Seeing Mo Hanfei's bitter face, Feng Yi thought he was in a bad mood after being hacked, so he patted his head reassuringly, and said, "Are you hungry? Let's have lunch." As for words of comfort... Hehe, he has never talked about it since he was a child, and he doesn't know it at all!

"Yeah! Go eat!" Seeing that the male god didn't seem angry, Mo Hanfei probably didn't realize that he was fishing at work, so he nodded like a chicken pecking at rice.

Feng Yi watched the dull hair on Mo Hanfei's head keep shaking with the movement of the owner's hair loss, and reached out his hand to press it by accident.But as soon as he let go of his hand, the dumb hair curled up again, and it swayed a few times.

Mo Hanfei didn't know that the male god was competing with his stupid hair, he only thought that the male god was killing him by touching his head, and his heartbeat immediately started to speed up. () The male god really loves me, otherwise why would he be so gentle to him alone!

The place for lunch was a high-end restaurant that Mo Hanfei had never heard of. Fortunately, this time it was no longer Western food.Looking at the delicious dishes on the table, Mo Hanfei, who had picked up the shelves all morning, didn't care about his image, and began to eat to replenish his energy.

And Feng Yi, the male god, was staring at the dull hair on Mo Hanfei's head, with a troubled expression on his face.For a Virgo with obsessive-compulsive disorder, he can't wait to use scissors to cut off that unsociable stupid hair, but...why does he think that the little brain fans with stupid hair look cuter and cuter?

Feng Yi silently began to think about life.

After Mo Hanfei was full, he rubbed his swollen stomach contentedly, and muttered without thinking: "I'm so full! After I go back, I can fight for another 300 years!"

"What are you fighting for?" Feng Yi walked to Mo Hanfei's side, and reached out to help him rub his stomach.The soft texture made him unable to help but pinch it lightly twice, feeling a little itchy, so he pinched it twice again.

When Mo Hanfei came back to his senses, he found himself lying in the arms of the male god like a cat without bones.And the male god's hand has already penetrated into the clothes, and is rubbing his belly.

A blush quickly flashed across Mo Hanfei's face, and he stammered: "Men, male god, it's time to go back, go back to work."

"What did you call me?" Feng Yi put on a smirk as he looked at his shy, usually expressionless face.As he spoke, he deliberately blew softly into Mo Hanfei's ear.

"Feng, Feng Yi!" Mo Hanfei felt goose bumps all over his body, and his scalp was still numb.The voice of the male god, the breath of the male god, and the temperature of the male god, all these made him feel like he was in a purgatory of ice and fire, but he was content with it. w(Д)w Why is it in a restaurant, if it is at home, I will definitely throw this monster down a hundred times!A hundred times! ! !

"Hey, when there is no one around, you can call me husband."

The magnetic voice of the male god came to his mind, and Mo Hanfei felt as if he had been poisoned, so he nodded involuntarily.

In the end, the cerebellum fan didn't call her husband. This ending surprised Feng Yi, but he wasn't angry. Anyway, the future is bright.The important thing now is to hope that those remarks on the Internet will not affect his relationship with Mo Hanfei.Feng Yi lightly placed a kiss on Mo Hanfei's forehead, and he had an idea in his heart.

Returning to the company after lunch, and taking a nap with the male god in the lounge of the male god's office, Mo Hanfei finally got a new job.The elder sister of the secretary took a large stack of materials and put them on Mo Hanfei's desktop, and said kindly: "Xiao Fei, you may not know much about the company when you first came to the company, Mr. Feng asked you to read these materials first, and then give them to you after reading them all." Arrange work, you have to work hard!" After speaking, he patted Mo Hanfei on the shoulder.

Mo Hanfei replied naively, and rubbed his nose after seeing the secretary's sister leave.Although the secretary's elder sister is very beautiful, the perfume on her body is so strong, and she still has the refreshing breath like a male god, which makes people feel refreshed.

In addition to the company's history, this large stack of information also includes introductions to many successful cases of the company. Mo Hanfei read it all afternoon and only saw half of it.However, the writing of these documents was not boring, on the contrary, they were ups and downs and fascinating like novels. Before Mo Hanfei noticed the time, the male god came to call him off work.

Mo Hanfei was engrossed in reading the document, but he didn't react. Just like that, he was held by the shoulders of the male god majesticly, and he came down to the parking lot under the watchful eyes of the company's employees.

Mo Hanfei felt that something was wrong today, but before he could figure it out, the phone rang.This is a phone ringtone recorded at the request of fans at the male god's song meeting.Thinking that the male god was by his side, and the scene where he was such an idiot was actually discovered, Mo Hanfei answered the phone in the fastest plain clothes in his life, without even looking at who was calling.

"Typos!!!! Hurry up and get on Weibo! The male god exploded!!!!"

The author has something to say: By the way... today... I... actually... saw... this article is on Baidu Encyclopedia! ! w(?Д?)w really scared the baby to death! ! !