Burial in the Ancient Tomb

"Boss, is this your old cat?" Da Zike may have accepted the fact that Situ is the boss, turned around and asked curiously: "I watched the mafia bosses on TV are all awesome, either raising lions or sharks , you are too..." After thinking for a long time but not finding the right words, Da Zike could only smile sarcastically: "It's really low-key, really low-key."

Situ was speechless, he felt that his fame was completely ruined by his younger brother.

"You know what, it's called the underworld to send warmth. One day when I passed by the street, I saw this guy was dying and looked about to kick his legs, so he moved his heart for a while and took it in. It's still a fresh little life , Accumulate a little yin virtue, and you won’t go to hell after death.”

Situ started talking nonsense, and Da Zike looked reverent.

"As expected of the boss of the underworld, what he plays is special."

Situ didn't want to bring up this embarrassing topic again, so he asked, "Aren't you a physical education teacher, how did you get into the business of fighting?"

Da Zike was taken aback for a moment, then exaggeratedly sighed, and wiped the corners of his eyes and said innocently: "I don't want to, I think back then I was a naive PE teacher who just entered high school, full of curiosity about the new world And hope. One time I took senior high school graduates to a graduation tour. Three of my classmates got lost and our teacher went into the mountain to look for them. It can only be said that people’s teeth hurt when they walk on their backs and drink water. It collapsed, and when I woke up, I found that I had fallen into the tomb passage."

At this point, Dazi Ke paused for a moment, and continued to say, "The ancient tomb is dangerous. I was not only chased by the zongzi, but also enslaved by these two brothers and sisters who forced me to go down the tomb with them." , if it weren't for the fact that they were too many to beat, I wouldn't..."

The back of the head was hit hard, and Lu Shishi said angrily: "You fart! It is obvious that you opened the coffin and provoked the tomb owner to cheat the corpse. When you were chased all over the ground, it was me and my brother who rescued you in time. Brought you out of the ancient tomb. It’s good for you, holding the ghost weapon as if you met your daughter-in-law, insisting on following me and my brother to learn how to fight, and even threatened us with calling the police... How shameless you are to tell the truth!"

Da Zike held the back of his head and continued to pretend innocent.

"In my memory, you forced me to be a prostitute. I was forced to cooperate with you..."

Without mercy, Lu Shishi hit Da Zike on the back of the head again.

"shameless!"

They were chatting and laughing all the way and walking quickly, the younger brother suddenly grabbed Situ's clothes corner from behind.Situ stopped in a daze, this action reminded him of many things.After a pause, Situ turned around and glanced at the younger brother.The little brother didn't know what Situ was thinking, so he turned his head to look to the left. Situ turned his gaze and saw the gurgling stream and the brown bear in the distance.

Situ clicked his tongue.

"Boss, why don't you leave?" Da Zike turned around and asked after he didn't hear Situ following after he took two steps forward.

"It's back again." Situ said.

"What?"

Da Zike looked around and saw the brown bear. He took a breath and quickly grabbed the most reliable Lu Yan and said, "Damn, the surname is Lu, is this the legendary ghost hitting the wall? This place is haunted." Oh haunted! Let's hurry home!"

Lu Yanbai gave Da Zike a glance and shook off his hand, teasingly said: "Don't be afraid, the way to break the wall is very simple."

Da Zike asked excitedly: "What method?"

Lu Yan suppressed a smile, and said word by word: "The boy pissed."

"Boy urine? So awesome?" Da Zike just finished feeling, he felt that everyone was looking at him with ill intentions, and immediately reacted and waved his hands awkwardly and said: "Don't don't look at me, I and I I lost my virginity when I was in high school. I thought back then when I was in love with countless women, how could I be a virgin! Hahahaha, don’t look at me! I am such a big person, I have not been counted for a long time Child."

Lu Yan didn't continue teasing Da Zike. He raised his wrist and glanced at his watch. It was already 10:30, and then he looked at the thick fog. It was obvious that the fog was causing trouble, so he said to Situ: "Boss, the fog is too thick now. Let’s wait for the fog to clear before we go on our way.”

Situ said, "You are the guide, don't ask me."

Lu Yan looked embarrassed.

A few people returned to the creek again, and the unicorn, who was dozing on Situ's backpack, smelled the smell of fish in the creek and became excited. Looking at Situ with his big eyes, he did not hesitate to roll and act cute, and the saliva it drooled deeply betrayed it.

"Fuck, why didn't I see you excited when I took you to eat sashimi before." Situ had no choice but to throw down his backpack and go to the stream to catch fish. Because it was caught by a unicorn, he just saw the opportunity and kicked a big one. come up.As soon as Qilin saw the bouncing fresh fish, he immediately jumped up excitedly, picked it up and was about to run away, but was hugged by the younger brother.

Who knows how long it will take Qilin to come back after running away, it's better to let it be obedient.

The unicorn hesitated for a while with the fish in its mouth, and then looked at the little brother without vigilance. It felt that the little brother was so kind that he would not snatch the fish from him.Qilin glanced at everyone, and felt that Situ who caught the fish for him was the most reliable, so he broke free from the shackles of his brother and slipped behind Situ who had just sat down and began to bite the fresh fish.

"Damn it, get the hell out of here and eat."

Situ hurriedly stood up and moved to the side. Qilin worriedly picked up the fish and followed Situ again. Situ kicked his head against his head and couldn't move forward, so he reluctantly stopped a meter away and started to eat the fish.Da Zike didn't know what was going on, he subconsciously felt a little hungry after seeing the unicorn eating with gusto, and Lu Shishi on the side started to retch when he saw the bloody scene, seeing Da Zike's actions made him feel bad up.

"You... look at that...you still have an appetite? Vomit." Lu Shishi asked sadly.

Da Zike smashed it and said, "Look at how delicious it is. By the way, boss, what's its name?"

"It? Kirin." Situ lit a cigarette and replied.

"As expected of the boss, cats can have such domineering names." Da Zike gave a thumbs up.

Situ didn't like it, why did this sound so ironic?Regardless, Situ lay down with his backpack on his head and fell asleep, leaving everyone staring blankly.Da Zike is the one who can't sit still, he's very talkative and a typical cheap mouth, Lu Yan said he didn't like to talk to him, but Lu Shishi was easy to bully verbally, but this girl would do it when she couldn't talk, no He loves to talk to her, so Da Zike pointed to his little brother.

The little brother did feel Da Zike's fiery gaze but he didn't choose to respond, he just stared at the mosaic unicorn eating fish in a daze.Da Zike saw that his eyes were not good enough, so he cheekily sat down next to his brother, smiled flatteringly, and said, "It's been so long and I still don't know what to call this little brother. My name is Da Zike, and I'm in charge of physical education. Teacher, part-time job to earn some extra money, how about you?"

The little brother still stared at Qilin indifferently.

"..."

Dazike originally wanted to go to the middle of the little brother and Qilin to block his line of sight, but he didn't dare to mess with Situ lying there, so he could only go back to the original number of stones in resentment.Lu Shishi snorted and looked down at Da Zike with contempt, took out a hand mirror from her handbag to look at her pretty face, put on lipstick on purpose, squeezed her already big chest, lifted it up, and walked away with her waist twisted Sit down next to my brother.

Lu Shishi used her slender fingers to hook the broken hair by her ears, and asked charmingly: "Brother, do you have a girlfriend? What do you think of me? I graduated from the Department of Archeology at a certain university, and I have also studied abroad. I am a high-achieving student." .My parents died early and my elder brother depended on each other for life. Inverted fighting is just a hobby. I usually follow the archaeological team to do archaeology seriously. My monthly income is very rich. Even if you don’t work, I can support you luxuriously for the rest of your life, so..."

Lu Shishi stopped pretending to be a lady when she got excited, grabbed her little brother's hand, and said, "Let's date me on the premise of getting married! No, no, dating is too slow, flash marriages are very popular now, let's get engaged!"

"..."

It feels like the world is locked down.

Lu Yan covered his face speechlessly, Da Zike covered his mouth and rolled back and forth laughing, the little brother still kept his expressionless face, and silently withdrew his hand.Situ was woken up, he sat up and looked at Lu Shishi with a smile, and said jokingly: "You can support me, my daily expenses are very small, usually two figures, and only four figures when there are too many people, I don't know yours How much is your monthly income?"

Lu Shishi yelled and returned to her original position to sit down, but ended in failure.

Curious Baby Dazike is online.

"The daily expenses of the mafia boss are only double digits? No way, just a meal will cost seven or eight thousand, right?"

Lu Yan had already started to turn out his mobile phone to play games boredly, and then said: "A two-digit number with four zeros behind it."

Da Zike said "Ah?", vaguely remembering that the local tyrants in the novel didn't even bother to say the word ten thousand. After he realized it, he silently lowered his head and drew circles, cursing the wicked local tyrant for being completely devoid of conscience.

Seeing that the topic had come to an end, Situ was a little bored, so he slapped the little brother on the shoulder and said, "I didn't realize that the little boy is very charming, and he has seduced two people in such a short while."

The little brother watched Qilin lie down on the ground and start licking its paws after eating, and then shifted his gaze to Situ's face, and then to the paws on his shoulders. His voice was very faint, but Situ could hear it clearly.

The little brother said: "The third?"

Situ looked at his paws, gave a fuck and retracted his hand, cursing: "Don't be so fucking narcissistic, I'm already married, it's useless to seduce me!" Situ waved at Qilin with a guilty conscience: "Son, come here! , come to Daddy's place."

Dazike, who was drooping his head, regained his spirits immediately, and shouted excitedly: "The relationship between humans and animals is not over, there is a revelation!"

Lu Shishi on the side was also aroused by the spirit of gossip, and looked at Situ with shining eyes.Situ was speechless when he picked up the unicorn, this group of people don't understand humor at all!Lu Yan, who had the same idea as Situ, had already put down his phone, this game is unplayable!

"Boss is joking, you really can't tell?" Lu Yan was speechless.

Lu Shishi immediately patted Lu Yan in dissatisfaction, and said, "Brother, didn't you see that he was wearing a ring on his ring finger? He was obviously married! I investigated him before I came here, and this bastard did nothing when he was the boss. However, changing women is more diligent than flipping through books. I don’t know how many women he has ruined. He even played with men! The most important thing is, I heard that after he fell in love with a handsome guy ten years ago, he not only quit smoking, he even stopped whoring|prostitution Whoring, don't you wonder who that is!"

Lu Yan really wanted to commit suicide by throwing himself into the river with his own sister. What I'm more curious about is where did your IQ go after the postgraduate entrance examination? How can you say such things in front of the parties? Are you really not afraid of death!Don't think that the other party is really easy to bully just because he behaves kindly. When you inquired about those gossips, no one told you how he dealt with betrayers!

Seeing Lu Yan's stiff expression, Lu Shishi also realized that she had said something she shouldn't have said and quickly covered her mouth. She glanced at Situ carefully, but saw that he didn't look angry, but rather embarrassed.

Could it be that the arrogant boss still knows how to be embarrassed?

"No, no, look at him smoking, where did he quit?" Da Zike's IQ went online to make a rescue, and Lu Shishi hurriedly replied, "Yes, right now, the rumors are really hard to hear, and nine and a half out of ten sentences are false."

Everyone was silent and didn't know what they were thinking, but the younger brother raised his eyebrows and looked at Situ. Of course he knew that Situ had indeed quit smoking, and he still had a dozen lollipops in his pocket.

"Is your wife a man?" the younger brother suddenly asked.

Isn't it you the fuck!

Situ really wanted to look up to the sky and laugh three times, how could this facial paralysis have amnesia turned into a gossip physique.

"Fuck, can't you!" Situ retorted angrily.

The little brother looked at Situ, then hugged the unicorn from his hand, wiped its mouth and front paws with a wet towel, and did not speak again.Qilin squinted his eyes to enjoy the cleaning service, and lay on the little brother and lingered on it. The little brother didn't push it away, and started to smooth its hair after stroking its back.

The smoke that Situ stuffed in his mouth almost burned his lips, and he spit it out on the ground and stomped it out, his mind was full of fucking.

What the hell do you mean?

作者有话要说：2015年8月11日2点8分57秒

A good wife, loving mother, and little brother, there is so much love for occasional domestic violence _(:3」∠)_

Seduce hints are useless, if I don’t chase you, I won’t chase you, I won’t chase you