Burial in the Ancient Tomb

Da Zike scratched his face and resisted the urge to vomit, poked Lu Yan with his elbow, pouted his mouth fiercely towards Situ, blinked his eyes and asked with his mouth, "Fuck, what the hell?"

"I don't know lip language, so I just say what I have to say." Lu Yan smiled, fearing that Da Zike would dare to speak nonsense, so she added in a low voice: "Didn't I say before I came that I was working for the underworld boss?" Well, he is talking about! Whether you want to become a fairy or not, you can decide for yourself."

Da Zike was taken aback, and asked in a low voice, "The earth immortal you are talking about is the kind buried alive?"

"Isn't this very sensible." Lu Yan patted Da Zike's shoulder and kept smiling. Seeing Da Zike sweating, he continued to threaten, "However, lighting up sky lanterns is popular recently. In ancient times, it was torture, probably pouring oil on it and burning it alive. Now it’s directly digging a hole in the skull and putting oil on it, you can taste it.”

Da Zike shook his whole body and gave Lu Yan a hard look, then turned around with a flattering smile and walked towards Situ and his younger brother. When Lu Yan thought that this guy was going to flatter him again, Da Zike grabbed the little brother. Brother's hands were shaking up and down exaggeratedly, and the smile on his face was also exaggerated. He said with a smile: "Oh, you are the big brother Situ in the Northeast. I have heard of your name for a long time. It's like thunder. Which child is disobedient, as soon as he hears that Boss Situ is coming, he immediately frightens to death. It’s really hard to try. There is a way to follow the boss and have meat to eat. You see, my bones are amazing, talented, talented, and handsome. Yes, I will follow you in the future, you must promote me well, I am not greedy, I am straightforward, I just talk too much, I am greedy for money, I am a little lecherous, I never drink, gamble, gather to fight, it is simply A must-have hunk in a good family, you won't regret taking me in as your younger brother!"

"..."

The audience was silent, only Da Zike's hypocritical laughter echoed in the forest over and over again.

Everyone's expressions were different. The Lu Yan brothers and sisters looked at Da Zike speechlessly with idiot eyes, and put their hands on the forehead.The little brother kept his face expressionless and let Da Zike shake his hand and smirk, then turned his head to look at Situ.Situ almost laughed out loud looking at those two, this kid is so fucking interesting.

The little brother didn't respond, Da Zike was very embarrassed.

"Oh, as expected of Boss, even Silence has such aura. Could it be that this is the legendary aura of dominance!"

Situ couldn't hold back his "poof" laugh, Da Zike turned his head and gave Situ a look in displeasure, and said dissatisfiedly: "Be serious, don't disturb me talking to the boss!" Then he continued to shake the little brother's hand obsequiously .The little brother looked at Situ speechlessly as if he wanted him to explain, Situ was just about to see the little brother get embarrassed, how could he care about it and just ignore it.

The little brother pursed his lips, withdrew his hand and said flatly, "I'm not."

"Ah? What isn't it? Boss, don't be modest, look at your gorgeous outfit and noble posture, you don't need to hide your brilliance! You want to go back to basics and hide your identity for a low-key private visit, right? I understand, I understand! "

You know the shit!

Situ couldn't help laughing out loud anymore, what kind of nonsense is this!

"Where did this kid come from? Could it be your brother-in-law?" Situ asked, patting his belly. Lu Shishi, who was quietly pretending to be a lady, couldn't stand up anymore and jumped out again, pointing at Situ's nose and yelling: "You are blind, Ben My aunt's taste is very high!"

Situ looked down at the swaying ball on Lu Shishi's chest, and said, "Okay, you have big breasts and you have a reason."

Lu Shishi yelled "pervert" and raised her long legs and kicked towards Situ's face. Situ raised his hand to block it, only then did he realize that he was holding a unicorn in his hand. He put his hand down abruptly, and still had time to turn his head to look at the little brother.The little brother raised his long legs without hesitation to receive Lu Shishi's attack, and the two formed a classic "X" shape.

Lu Shishi was even more upset, she shouted coquettishly and started punching and kicking her little brother, every attack was straight to the vital point and a vicious move.The little brother was a little surprised and didn't really do anything, but backed away and dodged. Lu Yan could see that the little brother seemed to be able to handle it with ease, and was surprised again by his skill.

The three admired it for a while, and Situ clicked his tongue twice and said to Lu Yan: "Why, don't you want to take care of it?"

Lu Yan spread his hands and said there was nothing he could do: "My sister is just like that, it doesn't matter if the king of heaven comes."

Da Zike, who was still in an awkward handshake position just now, immediately shook off the dark clouds above his head, and shouted hello to the two people who were in full swing, which was in stark contrast to the depressed Situ and Lu Yan. Whistle, and almost take out the colored balls to act as cheerleaders and dance.Lu Yan looked at Da Zike speechlessly, thinking: Can't you be more reliable, kid!

Lu Yan rectified his mood and resisted the urge to drown Dazike in the creek. He turned around and kicked Dazike on the back of the waist. When he cursed, he tripped over a tree branch and flew towards the two wrestling people.The little brother was facing Da Zike, and immediately turned away when he saw it. Lu Shishi didn't think of the person flying behind him, and said angrily: "I know how to escape, it's better to be a hero...Short oil!"

He was crushed by Da Zike.

"Surnamed Lu, greetings to the eighteenth generation of your ancestors!" Da Zike covered his lower back and groaned, while Lu Shishi remained motionless with his face on the ground.Da Zike turned over and got off the pad, and patted her on the shoulder to comfort her: "You're not dead, are you? I really don't blame me for this matter. If you want revenge, go to your brother, and he kicked me!"

There was a deadlock in silence for a full minute before Lu Shishi sat up with her head down, and then burst into tears.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

There were ellipses on everyone's heads, and Lu Shishi cried so loudly that she completely turned into a little cat.Lu Yan thought "I'm sorry, old girl" and walked over to pat her on the back to comfort her, then took Lu Shishi to the stream to wash her face.Da Zike watched the two leave, wiped off the dirty dirt on his face, and ran after him, shouting, "Wait for me!"

Situ took out a cigarette and stuffed it into his mouth, and said to the little brother who walked beside him: "Why do I feel that there is no one in our group who is reliable, and there is a domineering person like you who is shining brightly It's like the bodyguard of the underworld boss, and those two live treasures."

Situ deliberately repeated Da Zike's description, and the younger brother stared at Situ speechlessly.

"Very happy?" the little brother asked.

"It's okay." Situ smiled and said, "It's better to be lively, it's better than being alone with you." This can distract Situ from looking at the little brother, although he is determined to draw a line with the little brother , but that is not something that can be done.

"..."

The two of them were silent and came back after washing. Lu Shishi took out a palm-sized handbag from her backpack as she walked. She didn't know what the mechanism was. It looks like a different-dimensional pocket when you put it on.

As soon as Lu Yan approached, he asked Situ: "Boss, should we continue our journey or rest on the spot? If there is no accident, the first team has successfully found the tomb under the leadership of my brother, so..."

Situ turned his gaze to Lu Yan, threw the cigarette butt on the ground and stamped it out.

"Hurry up."

In exchange for Da Zike questioning.

"Ah? This man in the hood is the boss of the underworld! Who are you talking to, Lu!"

Lu Shishi, who was behind him, now found an outlet to vent, and slammed Da Zike on the back of the head, cursing: "You are stupid, how could this handsome boy be an evil underworld boss, no matter how you look at it That wretched big back!"

Before Da Zike could speak, Situ was upset at first.

"Fuck, I'm so handsome, how can I be so wretched!" Then he pointed at the younger brother's nose and continued to scold, "How can this little boy be more handsome than me? You're so fucking blind!"

The finger was snapped off without any suspense, Situ hissed and withdrew his hand violently.

"Mom, I'm so precious, you fucking stay away from me!"

"..."

Da Zike looked over there, no matter how he looked at the younger brother, he looked like the boss. How could a bodyguard use force against his employer?

"Look! That big backed head doesn't look like a boss!" Da Zike complained to Lu Shishi in a low voice, Lu Shishi also showed a puzzled expression and clicked his tongue, Situ rubbed his fingers and looked at Da Zike and Lu Shishi. suspicious look, also very speechless.

He doesn't want to either!

"My brother said that the one who caught the lama this time was the boss of the underworld, and he brought a bodyguard..." Lu Shishi looked up and down at Situ with contempt: "If you are the boss of the underworld, then the handsome guy is the bodyguard, so why are you the one who was beaten?"

Although this is a question that everyone has in their hearts, everyone is very curious, but Lu Yan still gave God a blank look.

Old girl, even if you want to ask, don't be so blunt, you are obviously trying to die!

Situ took out a cigarette, lit it and exhaled foul breath, and said slowly under the eyes of the treasure seeking knowledge: "Do you understand this moment and that moment, I can indeed call the wind and rain in the city, but in this place where birds don't shit, I'm so weak Right, the bodyguards are bullying me."

"..."

The crowd was silent.

"What do you mean?" Da Zike asked.

"Fuck, do you need an explanation? I can't beat him." Situ really worried about Da Zike's IQ.

Da Zike groaned, and said, "Huluo Pingyang was bullied by dogs, right?" Then he lowered his head and thought about something, remembering the scene of being knocked down by Situ who fell from the tree just now, and felt that Situ was purely farting. Put things aside and ignore them.Just as Lu Shishi wanted to laugh at Situ, Lu Yan pulled his sleeves and shut her mouth, still looking at Situ with disdain.

Situ has been so useless before, staring at the little brother with a look of "You are the fault of me, why don't you kneel down and apologize", and the little brother also replied, "Obviously you asked for it, you deserve it!" His eyes showed no sign of weakness.

"Don't be in a daze." Lu Yan kicked Da Zike: "Follow me."

Everyone started to go on the road. Lu Yan looked at the map and led the way at the front, Lu Shishi and Da Zike followed behind, followed by Situ, and the younger brother was in the back. Qilin jumped onto the younger brother's backpack without hesitation to enter the sightseeing mode.Situ glanced back and pulled the Qilin lying on the younger brother's backpack to let it go by itself. How could the Qilin be at a disadvantage, and shamelessly jumped back on the younger brother's backpack to stare at Situ dissatisfied.

"Brat, give yourself some face!"

Situ clicked his tongue and stared back at Qilin and pulled him down again. This time, Qilin knew that the little brother's backpack could not be returned, so he shamelessly rushed to lie on Situ's backpack, and meowed as if flattering him with a small His head rubbed against the back of Situ's head.

It is true that if the water is clear, there will be no fish, and if the cat is cheap, there will be no invincible.

Qilin used his thick skin to set up camp on Situ's backpack.

作者有话要说：2015年8月11日0点37分1秒

_(:3」∠)_The existence of the two live treasures is slightly stronger, they are swollen and broken, am I writing about my brother, what the hell!

This may be the rhythm in the future, unless Brother Situ is alone

Ah, there will be plenty of opportunities for solitude, yes, yes

_(:3」∠)_The premise is that I can persist in writing to that point... What is the reason for this inexplicable guilty conscience?