[Online Games] My ex-wife removed my account

As soon as the server merge announcement on Holy Tuesday came out, the people in the country server felt like they had been beaten to death. Yes, they were about to usher in the first server merge since the service was established, and there were two super dead servers to merge.The mood of the little dicks at the moment is like the night before a little virgin breaks the melon, tight and dirty and cocky, afraid and looking forward to it.

Fan Dabao said with a look of disgust: "Why don't you just break the place, look at how coquettish you are."

Guo Dahua: "You know what! You can change your name for free!"

Fan Dabao only heard the words "free", his ears perked up, and asked quickly, "What? Is it free?"

Guo Dahua: "Change your name."

Fan Dabao: "Cut~ I thought it was a good thing."

Grandma Tuan: "Stupid or not? You are the only person who has searched all over the server with a name that has been used for five years."

Fan Dabao: "Changing the name costs 600 points, even if you hold an event, you still have to pay 300 points, right? It's a waste of money? How much money is itching?"

Big Boss Tuan: "That's why! You still don't grasp this free opportunity, are you out of your mind?"

After thinking about it, Fan Dabao thought it was right: "Why change it?"

Mi Xiaolian: "Use the same account to build a trumpet with the same name on the service that is about to be merged and practice to level 30 or above. After the update is completed next Wednesday, you can log in to the big account to change it."

Fan Dabao: "What if I use a different account?"

Mi Xiaolian: "The large account cannot be changed, and the name of the small account is forced to be changed online."

Fan Dabao rolled his eyes and said, "You guys discuss the name change first, and I'll talk to Thick Thigh."

Fan Dabao got into the team with thick thighs and asked, "Leg, doyouknow is going to merge server?"

Thick thighs are eating chicken thighs: "yeah! ofcourse."

Fan Dabao: "You know how to change your name for free, right?"

Thick thighs: "Isee, people in the power have told me."

Fan Dabao: "How about teaching you a way to deal with hostility?"

Thick thighs: "Oh~no~Mike! What good idea do you have?"

Fan Dabao smiled sinisterly, and whispered: "Go to those two service building trumpets and preemptively register the hostile names you don't like to see, so they won't have to change their names. Don't even think about it! Hurry up!"

The thick thigh patted his thin leg and exclaimed: "Mike~youaresobad! But I like it!"

Fan Dabao: "Stop talking nonsense, hurry up!"

(Digression: The full name of Thick Thighs is Legolas, yes, the elf prince Legolas, the "nickname" of Thick Thighs is no surprise that Fan Dabao came up with it.)

Fan Dabao returned home and said, "Have you decided on a name? I want to be called, handsome boy."

Tuan Datui: "Are you disgusting?"

Guo Dahua: "...for...why?"

Fan Dabao: "Think about it, so that next time I don't care whether I play a dungeon or a battlefield, people will be able to tell me, handsome guy, hurry up to the dungeon, handsome guy, go wash your flag, handsome guy, sell me something cheaper Well~ How good is it?"

Grandma Tuan: "Little handsome guy, why don't you die?"

Fan Dabao: "Hmph!"

Mi Xiaolian: "Since this is the case, I would rather be called Xiaotiantian."

Big Boss Tuan: "Xiao Lian! Don't go with him!!!"

Fan Dabao scolded: "What are you doing! Then did you come up with a name? Is it Ling'er, Xianer, Meier, Duo'er or something?"

Grandma Tuan said proudly, "Don't hit a mage, fight a warrior; don't hit a nurse, fight a knight; don't hit a nurse, fight a swordsman; don't hit a nurse, fight a warrior."

Fan Dabao: "...can you tell the difference clearly?"

Tuan Datui: "Well..."

While talking, the old Wang headed into the team to look for Mi Xiaolian, and the others looked bulging, but they had to watch the old bachelor brazenly pick up "girls".

Old Wangtou asked Mi Xiaolian attentively: "Sister Lian, what are you going to change your name to?"

Fan Dabao cursed secretly, haha, baldy, first you have to be able to change your name.

Mi Xiaolian: "What's none of your business?"

Old Wangtou: "I can't think of anything to change."

Mi Xiaolian: "Then what does it matter to me?"

Old Wangtou: "I came to ask you for advice. Don't everyone say that you are smart and educated?"

Mi Xiaolian: "Huh? Is there such a thing?"

Fan Dabao said: "Hey~ Boss Wang, look at me, hey, I'm a liberal arts student."

Old Wangtou: "Go away, go away, what can you do?"

Fan Dabao: "Hehe, if you call me Dad, I'll tell you what name Mi Xiaolian changed."

Old Wangtou: "Father!"

Grandma Tuan: "I'll go, where's your integrity?"

Fan Dabao: "Have you fed the dog?"

Mi Xiaolian: "Dogs are too dirty, don't eat them."

Fan Dabao nodded: "Well, maybe it can still be used after picking it up and washing it."

The thick-skinned old Wang didn't listen to what they were talking about at all, and kept asking Mi Xiaolian what he should change his name to.

Fan Dabao couldn't take it anymore, and secretly said to Mi Xiaolian, "Let him change his name to Kuishui."

Mi Xiaolian was stunned for a moment, and when she understood, she smiled knowingly and said to Old Wang, "How about calling it Kuishui?"

Tuan Datui rolled on the ground laughing.

The old Wangtou asked, "What do you mean?"

Mi Xiaolian hastened to Baidu and forced to pretend: "Kuishui, the water of rain and dew. Among the ten heavens, only Guishui's life contains an inexplicable mystery. It is explained as 'gods reincarnated, and their previous lives are chased'."

Guo Dahua laughed so hard that she almost lost her breath.

Old Wangtou: "Oh oh oh oh, ok, ok, it's called Kui Shui! Thank you Lianmei! Mmm~"

As soon as Lao Wangtou left the team, Grandma Tuan wiped away tears from laughter and said, "I can tell from this that Dabao thought it up."

Fan Dabao: "Just wait, the best show is yet to come!"

Mi Xiaolian: "Why don't we change the name?"

Fan Dabao nodded: "I won't change it. Uncle Bao, I want to try not to change my name for 50 years, and see if I can apply for the Guinness World Records. Maybe there will be a bonus."

The so-called good show is that the old Wangtou's name was robbed by the trumpet with thick thighs. He couldn't change his name. If he didn't change it, he couldn't hold his head up in front of Mi Xiaolian, so he had to spend money to change his name. It's okay if he didn't change it. As soon as he changed, everyone laughed at him: the big aunt is the big aunt, and the sunflower water hahahahahahaha!

Lao Wang's head was a hundred degrees, and he was so angry that he lost another piece of hair. He had to buy two and change his name and surname, and changed his name back.

The trivial matter of server merging has no big impact on neutral players, it’s just that there are more people grabbing Dzi Beads and more people competing for streamer positions, but point cards are cheaper, and things can be sold out, generally speaking Fan Dabao was annoyed by the first two points but preferred the latter two, so he sold all the cheap point cards in the consignment as soon as he went online.

New comrades-in-arms for the server merge task, let’s make a copy with new friends~

Fan Dabao is in a group with Mi Xiaolian, he is squatting at the NPC who accepts the mission to form a team, let's click on the equipment to see, huh?Acquaintance, T up; huh?If you change your name, I won't know you anymore? T; yo, I haven't seen it before, it's just you!

Mi Xiaolian didn't know what he was doing, so she went with him. On the last day of the mission, Fan Dabao squatted at the npc again to watch (receive) people (pass) equipment (road) and prepare (fee), Mi Xiaolian inadvertently asked A sentence: "The next level 63 copy is just, don't look at the equipment group, right?"

Fan Dabao said, "How do you know if you are a new friend if you don't look at the equipment?"

Mi Xiaolian was confused: "Huh?"

Fan Dabao pointed to the task notice board: "Didn't it say that we need to make new friends together? Otherwise, we won't be able to complete it!"

Mi Xiaolian raised her forehead: "No, you can make up anyone you want, even just the two of us can complete it..."

Fan Dabao: "Isn't it? I don't believe it!"

Mi Xiaolian: "If you don't believe me, let's try."

Then Fan Dabao hacked the bulletin board after handing in the task.

Mi Xiaolian asked: "You really don't know?"

Fan Dabao: "There is a problem with this task. We agreed to make new friends, right? I really have no sense of integrity!"

Mi Xiaolian: "So you really don't know?"

Fan Dabao coughed a few times and said in embarrassment: "Isn't this the first time to combine servers, just inexperienced."

Mi Xiaolian: "..."

The big event of server integration has had a huge impact on the war forces. The big forces win over the big forces, and the big forces swallow up the small forces. Even innocent landlords and pretty tenants are being targeted.

This day, Fan Dabao was leading the Wow, So Cute Gold Seed team to run daily, a hunter named Yuantong whispered to him: "Are you the master of power hunting?"

Fan Dabao: "I am cutting."

Yuantong: "Emma, ​​I worked so hard to find you, so it was you."

Fan Dabao: "What's the matter with you? Now all the courier uncles are looking for people in the game?"

Yuantong: "Do you have any crookedness? I want to discuss with you about the development of power."

Fan Dabao searched his guts to remember his crookedness: "912912912"

Yuantong: "Do you have a channel? Go to your place and talk about it. There are a lot of people here."

Fan Dabao cursed secretly, cut the ball.

Yuantong went to Fan Dabao's channel and asked, "Hey, can you hear me?"

Fan Dabao was typing on the public screen: I can hear it, but I can't speak.

Yuantong: "Why?"

Fan Dabao: The microphone is broken.

Yuantong: "Buy one, the cheapest one is only 9 yuan and 9 yuan."

Fan Dabao: 9 yuan 9 is not money, is it?

Yuantong: "Waiwai, why are you the only one cutting it?"

Fan Dabao: Usually no one likes to kill?You have something to say quickly.

Yuantong: "Oh, it's like this, our World Express is a war force, and we want to pull your forces into the alliance, and everyone will share weal and woe!"

Fan Dabao: There are only 5 living people in our faction.

Yuantong: "Not only that, I see you have three big breasts and one poisonous breast."

Fan Dabao: That's right, three big tits and one poisonous tit plus me.

Yuantong: "...Well, in fact, you can also join our faction. Let's fight together and be passionate. You see, we lack mages and milk."

Fan Dabao: Then what kind of fight do you fight?

Yuantong: "Isn't it just right for you to come, and I can also provide you with props to change your name and surname, but we want to change our faction name?"

Fan Dabao: What?

Yuantong: "For example, people like me, Yuantong, Shentong, Zhongtong, SF Express, etc."

Fan Dabao: No, I'm not interested.

Yuantong: "The benefits of being a force are huge, such as the sun and the moon, flags and so on."

Fan Dabao: I don’t know how much I can buy by saving the time of fighting and planting trees.Just looking at you guys who are good at what, you know that you are an idiot, who wants to mess with you.

Yuantong said angrily: "Don't look down on people who are easy to attack? To tell you the truth, if the foreign server invites me to command the forces and city battles, they will give me money, 3000 yuan a game!"

Fan Dabao: Just blow it up and you can. They asked me to conduct at least 5000 shows. There is no need to discuss it. Goodbye.Then he kicked Yuantong out of the channel.

From then on, Yuantong formed a relationship with Fan Dabao, and became the first person in history to successfully play tricks on Fan Dabao.

The next day, when Fan Dabao was running around with his wow, so beautiful golden team, Yuantong took his own trumpet named Yu Jizi. Here is a wonderful book for you, let’s study it carefully.

Fan Dabao yelled and asked Mi Xiaolian: "Chicken is close to me! He wants to give me something! Where is it?!"

Mi Xiaolian: "It's usually in the bag."

Fan Dabao: "I've searched all over. Urgent!"

Mi Xiaolian: "Then look around for npcs..."

Then Fan Dabao didn't even run away from his daily routine, he released the task status and looked for NPCs everywhere, and Yuantong, who was peeping from the side, smiled triumphantly.

As for how Fan Dabao found out the truth and how he took revenge on Yuantong, please listen to the next chapter to break it down~