[Online Games] My ex-wife removed my account

In the blink of an eye, it is the Lantern Festival again, and the task of guessing lantern riddles will be launched as scheduled.

Fan Dabao complained: "The development team doesn't update the database? I have been using the same problem for two or three years. I can see which one is right by looking at the options, and I don't even bother to read the title."

Grandma Tuan said, "Isn't it better to keep it simple?

Fan Dabao: "That's right, taking care of mentally handicapped children like you, but knowing that you are stupid and not letting you use your brains, you will become more and more stupid~"

Guo Dahua said: "Bah! Are you the only one who is smart?"

Fan Dabao: "Ask Ah Tuan, she asked me the day before yesterday, Dabao, Dabao, why can't I use a new USB flash drive I bought, I saw it, hehe, of course it can't be used if you interrupt."

Big Boss Tuan: "Go to hell!"

Fan Dabao: "Hey, you're still not happy. I'll ask you a few questions. If you can answer them, you're good. If you can't answer them, you'll kneel down and call me Dad."

Grandma Tuan: "Come here, I'm afraid of you?"

Fan Dabao: "The first question in the no-prize quiz, Guo Dahua is a girl, why does she go to the men's restroom every day?"

Guo Dahua thought for a while and said, "Because I went to the wrong door."

Fan Dabao: "Are you stupid? Go to the wrong door every day?"

Looking for Xiaogua: "I know, I know! Because I can't find a women's restroom!"

Fan Dabao: "Go dig your treasure. Ah Tuan, you shrank, but you shrank~"

Big Tits Tuan: "How would I know?"

Mi Xiaolian: "...Because Tian Tian is a boy."

Fan Dabao: "Haha~ By the way, Mi Xiaolian gets one point, and the next question is the second question of the no-prize quiz. The big tits are girls, why do you go to the men's bathroom every day?"

Big Tits Tuan: "Didn't everyone say Tiantian is a boy?"

Fan Dabao: "Hehe, that's not right."

Mi Xiaolian: "Because Tuan Datui is a pervert."

Fan Dabao: "Mi Xiaolian scored another point!"

Tuan Datui: "This kind of question is not counted, what kind of rubbish question!"

Fan Dabao: "Okay, let's change to the general knowledge question, the third question of the no-prize quiz, which advertisement's theme song is '打了啪啪啪~', reminder, catering, it's already obvious~"

Looking for Xiaogua: "Hey!! You are so low-level and obscene~"

Fan Dabao: "What's none of my business? I didn't sing it!"

Tuan Datui: "Pick it up? What the hell?"

The three struggled for a long time and raised the white flag to admit defeat. Mi Xiaolian said: "McDonald's, I like it if I pick it up."

Looking for Xiaogua: "Hey! Xiaolian! You are so low-level!"

Mi Xiaolian: "...It's none of my business."

Fan Dabao: "Mi Xiaolian scored another point. The three of you lost the battle!"

Mi Xiaolian: "Negative five multiplied by 3... no wonder."

Grandma Tuan said angrily: "Mom, you can't come up with such an out-of-the-way question, let's make a quick turn!"

Fan Dabao: "Hey, don't blame me for being so impolite if you insist on bringing shame on yourself like this~~ The fourth question of the no-prize quiz, when the military drills are in full swing and the winner is about to be decided, why did Dawei go? Go to the bathroom?"

Looking for Xiaogua: "Huh? Why is he going to the bathroom?"

Fan Dabao: "Ask me? Ask Dawei yourself!"

Grandma Tuan: "Do you still need to ask? I must be unable to hold back."

Fan Dabao: "I even said that your IQ is exactly 50 and no more!"

Tuan Datui: "Then why do you say?"

Mi Xiaolian: "...Because Dawei didn't participate in the military exercise at all."

Fan Dabao: "Oh my god, I laughed so hard at you, big tits! Quickly kneel down and call me daddy!"

Big Tits Tuan: "Get lost!"

While talking, two horns floated overhead, and the pheasants and wild cats were blowing/springing again.

Pheasant: Wild cat baby, happy Lantern Festival!I love you!

Wild Cat: Baby pheasant, happy Lantern Festival meow~ I love you too~

Fan Dabao shuddered and got goosebumps, cursing inwardly "fuck", looked at the package and found that the money that Sangbiao gave him last time had not been used up, so he also sent a note: During the Lantern Festival, I have a quiz with a lot of pure love. The title is as follows. It is known that the height of the pheasant is 1 meters. Why did it become 47 meters after watching a football game?The first friend who answers correctly please come to Tianhe Guanshen Stone to find me, and the prize is a nine-diamond equipment.

Tuan Da Nai Guo Da Hua looked for Xiao Gua and hurriedly asked Mi Xiaolian why why why why?

Mi Xiaolian smiled and took Tianxia: Because his head was hit by a ball, he swelled a 4cm lump.

Looking for Xiaogua, he said, "How do you know everything?"

Mi Xiaolian: "I've seen brain teasers since I was in elementary school... You guys are so naive."

Fan Dabao posted another message: During the Lantern Festival, I want to tell a joke to all the folks and elders.Pheasant didn't like to wear pants before, because Zhengyang pants were too expensive. Sangbiao gave him a pair of Zhengyang pants, saying that they would be clean and warm after wearing them. Pheasant put them on, went to the bathroom, and turned back after pulling them down. Looking at the latrine, wow, it is really clean!Go back to your seat and sit down, it’s warm, oh~ it’s really clean and warm.

Looking for Xiaogua: "Dabao, you are so disgusting!"

Fan Dabao: "Is it disgusting to have raped those two adulterers?"

Grandma Tuan: "Fuck, hahahahahaha, the sect area is full of laughter!"

Mi Xiaolian: "Dabao, where is my nine-diamond equipment?"

Fan Dabao was surprised: "Ah?! You want to give it to your own people too?"

Mi Xiaolian: "What do you think?"

Fan Dabao had no choice but to pouted, and reluctantly traded to Mi Xiaolian a nine-diamond ring, which was engraved on it: It's better to go back than to go back. The past is always a reunion moon.

Mi Xiaolian smiled and said, "You're quite artistic."

Fan Dabao: "What's the matter, what's the matter? What's the matter with me, a liberal arts student? This is my best wishes to you, why don't you thank me quickly?"

Mi Xiaolian: "Thank you~"

Looking for Xiaogua: "Dabao, Dabao~ Let's continue to play brain teasers~"

Fan Dabao: "Since you want to humiliate yourself again, I will help you again."

Mi Xiaolian: "You guys play, I'll eat glutinous rice balls."

Mi Xiaolian got up and went to the window to look down. Both sides of the community streets were filled with red lanterns. It was another year old. He realized that in his four years of game career, three of them were during the Lantern Festival. I lived with Mao Xiaodou, but from now on, there will be no more Mao Xiaodou.

so what?My brother is not hurt by the scum, I will continue to eat a bowl of glutinous rice balls.

Since Mi Xiaolian's arrival, the "Damifan Squad" that Fan Dabao sang with him has taken shape, and Tuan Da Niai is one of the victims.In the spring of this year, Grandma Tuan planned to go to Aunt Wang to apply for a job as a game planner. Fan Dabao was the first to raise her hand to agree after expressing her wish with her friends, because in this way she could say that Grandma Tuan was a piece of shit. She couldn't talk back yet, and if she dared to talk back, she called the customer service to complain. Thinking about it, she was very happy.

Grandma Tuan ignored this little bastard, and continued: "A game plan should be attached to the resume, can you help me think about it together?"

Looking for Xiaogua: "This... still depends on Dabao."

Tuan Datui: "Okay, Fan Dabao will give you 5 minutes to come up with a game for me!"

Fan Dabao picked his nose and said, "It won't take 5 minutes. I've already thought it over. I'll give you an analysis first. During the interview, you can forcefully pretend that women's money is the best money, right? So this game doesn't matter. The entrance must be girls, so what do girls like?"

Grandma Tuan said: "Food, clothes, cosmetics."

Mi Xiaolian: "There are also handsome guys."

Fan Dabao: "So here comes the question, food, clothes, cosmetics or handsome guys, which one do girls like best?"

Big Tits Tuan: "My favorite food!"

Looking for Xiaogua: "Me too."

Guo Dahua: "Me too."

Fan Dabao: "You still don't believe me when I say you pick your feet, Mi Xiaolian, give them lessons!"

Mi Xiaolian nodded and said: "It should be a handsome guy. You guys like to eat so much, and you can't eat or sleep because of a broken relationship."

Everyone half-believed and expressed a sudden realization.

Fan Dabao continued: "So, Ah Tuan's game is mainly to find handsome guys, supplemented by delicious food and beautiful clothes. It guarantees three hundred million a year, three years, ten billion and five years later and strives to go public, buy Aunt Wang, and let the three Brother Shi washes your feet every day!"

Tuan Da Niu: "Okay! I bought Aunt Wang, and each of you will give you a top-quality big wing, the kind that makes four groups by one!"

Fan Dabao: "Hehe, don't dream. If you want to win 500 million, you have to buy a lottery ticket first. The name of the game is called Tuantuan Hiking World. It mainly tells the story of an innocent girl named Tuantuan hiking around the world to collect handsome guys."

Big tits: "Collect handsome guys! Collect handsome guys!"

Fan Dabao said: "What kind of waves are you making, you should write it down!"

Big Boss Tuan: "I'm remembering, you continue to talk... By the way, why is it an innocent girl?"

Mi Xiaolian: "Trend, if you look at the female pig's feet in the current TV series, which one is not the silly white and sweet virgin Da Bailian?"

Fan Dabao: "Look at The Legend of Wu Zetian, it's almost over, Wu Meiniang hasn't turned black yet."

Grandma Tuan secretly scolded Fan Dabao, your second uncle!

Fan Dabao continued: "But we won't go to Africa, because Tuantuan doesn't like Uncle Hei."

Tuan Datui: "I don't like~ I don't like~"

Fan Dabao: "At the beginning of the game, the girl group packed her bags and set off from Hefei. She walked to the gate of the community and met the NPC Lao Wangtou who was walking the dog. Then it was a novice task. Lao Wangtou said that you are going out of Hefei, first Kill 80 pheasants in Xinshou Village. After receiving the mission, Tuantuan will kill chickens on the map of Hefei."

Mi Xiaolian: "Because we are a green and healthy game, we can only play for two hours a day. After killing 80 chickens, we will be forced to go offline and come back tomorrow."

Tuan Datui wrote halfway through her pen: "Ah?! Why?"

Mi Xiaolian: "Hunger Marketing."

Fan Dabao nodded: "Yes, so players will be very curious, can I walk out of Novice Village tomorrow, and what kind of handsome guy will I meet tomorrow?"

Grandma Tuan continued to write vigorously: "Okay, okay, keep talking!"

Guo Dahua: "Have you played too many legends? Killing chickens in Xinshou Village..."

Fan Dabao: "That's right, after killing the chickens, kill the scarecrows. On the second day, Old Wang asked Tuantuan to kill 130 scarecrows."

Mi Xiaolian: "It's been two hours since killing the Scarecrow, and Tuantuan was forced to log off again. See you tomorrow."

Big Tits: "..."

Guo Dahua: "..."

Looking for Xiaogua: "..."

Mi Xiaolian: "It's still hunger marketing."

Fan Dabao nodded resolutely.

Grandma Tuan: "So when can I leave Novice Village?"

Fan Dabao: "It's almost time. On the third day, Tuantuan finally left Xinshou Village and came to Hefei Railway Station. He met a pregnant girl NPC who was raising a child. The task he gave was to let Tuantuan go to the train station to catch 1300 troublesome wild cats. "

Mi Xiaolian: "Tuantuan finally finished catching, and two hours later, Tuantuan was forced to go offline again tomorrow morning."

Grandma Tuan slapped the table and scolded: "Aren't people allowed to play?! Tell me when I can leave Xinshou Village!"

Fan Dabao pointed to Big Tits Tuan and said, "Look at you, the effect has come out, and curiosity has been aroused?"

Grandma Tuan thought about it, and it really made sense: "And then?"

Mi Xiaolian said: "On the fourth day, Tuantuan finally boarded the train, left Hefei and came to Wuhu."

Fan Dabao: "Then at Wuhu Railway Station, we have to complete the task of migrating locusts to Wuhu."

Tuan Datui: "What the hell?"

Mi Xiaolian: "The migratory locusts in Wuhu are to clean up all the migratory locusts in Wuhu."

Grandma Tuan knocked her head on the table, powerlessly said: "Why am I so miserable..."

Fan Dabao said: "How can you make pig's feet without suffering?! Which pig's feet are not made of bitterness?!"

Mi Xiaolian: "To get out of Xinshou Village, the monsters killed by Tuantuan can go around Anhui three times."

Big Boss: "Okay, okay, why don't you just tell me who the final boss is..."

Fan Dabao: "Wu Yanzu!"

Tuan Datui: "Mist Grass! Really?! I want to play, I want to play!"

Fan Dabao: "Of course, you can also choose the boss according to your own preferences. Among them, the side missions can be developed freely according to what we just said, adding delicious food and drink."

Mi Xiaolian: "Remember, hunger marketing."

Tuan Datui: "Okay, okay!"

The result can be imagined, Tuan Tuan still failed to get out of the map of Anhui after a week of writing and writing. Of course, she wanted to rely on this proposal to successfully apply for the job.

In the end, Grandma Tuan became Aunt Wang's customer service manager. From then on, Fan Dabao called customer service whenever he had nothing to do: "Hello~ I'm looking for 9527."

Tuan Datui: "Hehe, get out."