Super A school grass wears a substitute crying bag

Shao Yu didn't want to talk to these two at all.

When he realized it, he subconsciously looked sideways at Chi Zhou.

As a result, within the estimated range, his deskmate didn't even lift his eyelids.

Shao Yu remained silent, imitating his example, and together with Chi Zhou, they regarded these two as air.

Unexpectedly, the degree to which the second monster did not touch Bilian was far beyond his imagination.After ordering at the cashier, Fang Yingdong moved a stool and sat opposite him and Chi Zhou.

Shao Yu raised his head, and Fang Yingdong smiled maliciously, "I'm so flattered, I pretended for a long time that I can see me! I thought I was as transparent as the emperor's new clothes, don't mind if I sit Here, the two front desks?"

The farmyard was not opened by Shao Yu's fake father, it was crowded and it was common for them to fight for a table.

While he was thinking about how to humiliate Fang Yingdong steadily and ruthlessly, he spoke at the same table.

"Very mindful, it affects appetite."

Jiang is still old and hot, and he has to pretend to be a king, Shao Yu praised in his heart.

The waitress came over with a beer in her hand, Fang Yingdong looked away from his face, pointed to the ground on one side, "Sister, just put the wine here."

The waiter quickly added two sets of bowls and chopsticks to their table.

The fat man was also very rude, took a bottle of beer, and opened it in front of the second monster.

A tree is dead without bark, and a person is invincible only if he has no face. It seems that if he is at the same table, it will cause zero critical damage to these two!

Fang Yingdong took out his mobile phone, raised his eyebrows and scanned it nervously.After a few rings, he quickly chatted with the other end of the phone happily!

The farmyard itself was a bit noisy, but this guy beeped on the phone as if no one was there——

"...Are you sleeping? Go to bed early, wake up tomorrow and see who wins!"

"...Don't worry about me, who am I? How powerful am I? How could I lose?"

"...For you, I am willing to go through fire and water!"

Listening to his enthusiastic greetings, regardless of whether the other end of the phone is tired of his peerless love words, or the embarrassment of the single fat man drinking alcohol, Shao Yu couldn't hold back a chuckle.

When Fang Yingdong finally hung up the phone, Shao Yu couldn't help but patted Chi Zhou's arm, and he spoke with natural disdain mixed with his words, "If anyone forces me to make harassing calls, what's the point? If it doesn’t work, I’ll block him when I hang up the phone.”

Fang Yingdong over there beeped confidently, "Why are you so jealous?"

"I'm not jealous, I want to vomit." Shao Yu said truthfully.

"Ok, I don't care about these things with you. I look forward to you standing on the podium and learning how to bark when school starts. Don't forget to bark louder. I'm sitting in the bottom row, so I can't hear clearly." Fang Yingdong tugged Get [-] million to preach.

Shao Yu looked at Chi Zhou, "I'm almost full."

"Find a small shop and buy some supper," Chi Zhou said.

As they spoke, the two were about to get up. At this moment, the fat man sitting next to Fang Yingdong took a few bottles of beer from the ground, opened the lid with a bottle opener, and smashed the bottle into the middle of the table with a "bang". .

"Don't worry, this can be regarded as a small class reunion between us. It is a kind of fate to meet here, so let's not drink some wine to celebrate? We have not let down this fate!" Fang Yingdong explain.

Those who don’t know think Director Chai is your godfather?

This theory of fate expresses that eight and nine are inseparable from ten!

The fat man interjected, "Lu Xun is right, Jiu Zhuang is cowardly."

Chi Zhou said coldly, "Lu Xun never said that."

Shao Yu is happy!Putting his hands on Chi Zhou's shoulder dishonestly again, he raised an eyebrow, "My deskmate is right!"

"I don't care, if you two don't drink this bottle of wine today, you just don't give Fang Yingdong face."

"You have a fart face..."

Halfway through Shao Yu's words, the fat man stood up all of a sudden, "You let go..."

"Try saying a dirty word to him." Chi Zhou interrupted.

The fat man glanced at Fang Yingdong, but still shut up.

When the two walked out of the farmyard, it was already dark, and they caught up with Chi Zhou who was walking ahead in two or three steps. Shao Yu hung his arm on Chi Zhou's shoulder again.

He doesn't know why, but he likes to be closer to his tablemate, he is fierce to everyone, and so tolerant to himself.

Even pretending to be cute can bear it.

What does this mean?

It means that the two of them can worship in place!

Shao Yu still looked out of shape, and asked casually, "You are the school bully at the same table, right? Why do you feel that Ye Hanhan is not as intimidating as you?"

It was so close that Shao Yu could even see the fine fluff on the tip of Chi Zhou's nose under the streetlight.

Chi Zhou said, "I had conflicts with Fugui before."

He seemed to have heard about this before. Chi Zhou always had a beginning and no tail.He didn't continue talking, and Shao Yu didn't ask any further questions.

Assuming that Ye Hanhan is always domineering among the students, Chi Zhou is awesome, and the teacher is not cowardly?

The two walked not far to the town, and found a small canteen.

The door of the small shop is also plastered with various old newspapers, the ink on the newspapers has been decomposed by ultraviolet rays, and it looks like it is old.

The boss is a middle-aged uncle wearing glasses. When he saw the two people coming in, he widened his eyes and made a few forehead lines, "Hey! Boy, you two are not from the town, right? I've never seen you two before."

The uncle pondered, smacked his lips and said, "Tourists who come to climb the mountain should go home at this point, the scenic spot is still a little far from here..."

"We are here to experience life." Shao Yu nonsense, the boss really believed it!

"I'll just say it! Did you not study hard and were sent to the edge of our city by your parents?"

"Isn't it?" Shao Yu said, and cast an insinuating glance at Chi Zhou, "It's not good to study if you have brains."

Just when Shao Yu faced a row of messy snacks and picked them up in the bag.

I heard the boss talking to himself, or he said to them, "A while ago, there was an old man who came to this barren hill early in the morning to pick mushrooms, but the road was slippery and he just rolled down. He didn't know whether he was dead or alive. It’s probably gone, and it’s said that the body hasn’t been found yet.”

Shao Yu couldn't help being curious, what was his tablemate's reaction when he heard this, he was timid, and then hugged his thigh and called brother?

Chi Zhou's voice came quickly, as calm as ever, "Uncle, do you have a flashlight?"

Yes!

It's dark in the mountains at night, and a flashlight can illuminate it!

Coming out of the small shop with snacks in hand, Shao Yu asked coldly, "Buy a flashlight for fear of stepping on a corpse?"

His deskmate gave him a condescending look, "You think I'm you?"

Shao Yu took out a pack of colorful candies from the plastic bag, "Are you three years old at the same table?"

Chi Zhou ignored him.

The two found a small shop that was closed, and sat down on the steps in front of the shop.

Shao Yu became sleepy after sitting.

Just when he was about to fall asleep sitting up, the phone lying in his pocket vibrated frantically.

He put his hand into his pocket and found that the phone was lying peacefully, but Chi Zhou beside him picked up the phone.

The moon is hidden behind the clouds, revealing only a faint patch of bright color.The foot of the mountain is too quiet at night, just in the quiet season, the female voice on the phone is particularly obvious.

"Xiaozhou, let's go home for dinner tomorrow night. Be sure to come back early. Haven't you eaten the meal made by mother for a long time? I will cook it for you tomorrow. Isn't mother in love? Your uncle Bai is also here."

Facing the smiling female voice over there, Chi Zhou only replied briefly, "I see."

Feng Antong didn't lose his enthusiasm because of his son's indifference, "Uncle Bai brought you a gift, you must go home early, oh by the way, remember to buy a cake for your mother, your Uncle Bai is celebrating his birthday."

Then, there was no response from this side, and the phone was hung up.

Chi Zhou hung up the phone and cast his gaze over.

He was staring at Chi Zhou's profile, but was caught, so he subconsciously asked, "Your mother?"

"She has a new boyfriend." Chi Zhou didn't shy away.

When the two were walking towards the barren mountain, Shao Yu glanced at his phone, and there were 10 minutes left, which was the agreed time.

It's impossible for the face-saving second monster to run away, just in time to see how "extremely smart" he is!

I don't know if all the mosquitoes on the mountain are dead this season. If I feed the mosquitoes with Chi Zhou, the mosquitoes must not look for the delicate-skinned and tender-fleshed Colonel Chi grass?

Shao Yu: "Can this flashlight last overnight?"

It's not a nuclear flashlight from a horror game.

"Yes." Chi Zhou said and took out a battery from his pocket.

What a fucking wit!

Shao Yu suddenly remembered that sometimes he had to avoid all the correct answers if he wanted to come last in the exam.

When the two of them came to the foot of the mountain, Fang Yingdong and the fat man were already smoking, and it seemed that they had nowhere to go.

Half of Fang Yingdong's face was hidden in the darkness. When he saw Shao Yu approaching, he said reluctantly, "Hey, you two are here. I was wondering if you two would not come. Wait until 12:30 for you two to come." I'm scared, I'm going to go home and go to sleep."

"This is halfway through, and you're afraid of being punished and you'll lose face, and you're back? Otherwise, why haven't you come here for so long?" the fat man sneered.

Fang Yingdong raised one corner of his lips, "Okay, smoke a cigarette, we will start on time at twelve o'clock, and the time for taking pictures can't be faked, whoever plays tricks is the grandson!"

Shao Yu borrowed the pretense lines from his tablemate: "Whoever plays dirty with you, you deserve it too?"

Although he couldn't see Fang Yingdong's expression clearly, Shao Yu probably couldn't see it anywhere.

His tablemate's trick of pretending to be coercive is refreshing when he speaks it out.

As soon as midnight arrived, Fang Yingdong and the fat man trotted away into the mountains in the dark.

Not only was Shao Yu not in a hurry, but he couldn't help laughing, "It's as if the two of them could run all the way."

The two held the same flashlight and walked up the mountain side by side.

Chi Zhou has an inexplicable sense of security here, so he is naturally quite courageous!

The blame is to blame the original owner's small body for being too rubbish. If there is no teammate, he may die of hypoglycemia halfway on the mountain.

Shao Yu suddenly remembered the bag of candy in the bag.

Didn't you buy it for yourself?

The thoughts in my head gradually drifted uncontrollably, and they were all stories told by the shop owner who didn't know the truth.

And ghosts hit the wall!Clash with ghosts in the mountains!

The ghost hitting the wall is also Fang Yingdong!

Just like Fang Yingdong's Dogecoin character!

There were wild grass growing wildly under the feet, and the mountain wind whizzed by occasionally, and Chi Zhou was beside him, and even the sound of each other's breathing became very obvious.

Just think that he is afraid that his deskmate will slip down the mountain if he is not careful.

Shao Yu turned his head and said to Chi Zhou, "Do you want me to hold your hand?"

The author has something to say: Crab Subscribe~ I, Hu Hansan, are here QAQ

Shao Yu: I'm late again, beat her up!

Zhazha: Actually, I saw the QAQ update a long time ago, and I wrote a thousand words at that time, so I was embarrassed to post it~