Super A school grass wears a substitute crying bag

Shao Yu was really too lazy to tear off the hair on his legs.

However, the latter continued to complain relentlessly, "If this kid hadn't taken the initiative to find fault last time, my brother would have embraced the beauty long ago..."

"Fart your mother." Shao Yu burst out of anger, and interrupted impatiently, "As long as you grow your brains, you can't do disgusting things that harass your female classmates."

"Who harassed the female classmate?" Leg Hair raised his voice, and all the students in the examination room cast their gazes.

Chi Zhou couldn't help being irritable, and grabbed the collar of the leg hair, "Next time, I'll take you to the hospital."

Shao Yu couldn't help but want to applaud at this moment, the posture of threatening people if he doesn't agree with each other, so fucking handsome!

No wonder Chi Zhou pleases the little girl. It turns out that a man with not only one face, but also justice, is so charming!

The atmosphere was deadlocked, and the invigilator had already entered the classroom with the sealed bag containing the test papers. His leg hair glanced at Chi Zhou, and finally swallowed his anger and apologized quickly, "Brother Chi, I was wrong, there will be no next time."

"Go back to your seats, let's talk about the precautions for the exam first!" The invigilator was on the podium, but he didn't notice the tense atmosphere here.

Shao Yu unhappily threw the storage bag on the desk, moved the desk behind him back to make a space, and then pulled up a chair and sat down, crossing his legs.

He casually took a pen and turned it around, and listened to the invigilator explain, "Now all classes have signal jammers, don't think about cheating with all behaviors, if I find out that you are passing notes, then the papers will be invalid immediately, don't think about it This is the last examination room, I will release the water, that is impossible."

Looking at the back of his deskmate, Shao Yu couldn't sit still, and poked Chi Zhou's back with the pen cap.

Chi Zhou leaned back, but didn't intend to speak, as if he was waiting for himself to speak first.

Shao Yu leaned forward, and asked a question with a smile, "At the same table, you were the last one in the test last time?"

Chi Zhou ignored him and kept this posture, as if he had paused.

There are so many things, why do you have to pick what you think sounds good?

Shao Yu held back his anger, "You don't praise me as a chivalrous man, what kind of heroic demeanor do I have?"

Chi Zhou still had no intention of opening his mouth.

Did you not take your medicine in the morning?

Shao Yu didn't bother to talk to him anymore. He looked around the examination room and found that although the other members of the idiot group skipped classes every day, they didn't have to show up in the last examination room.

Wouldn't Chi Zhou feel ashamed?

After all, he still has a face that attracts people's attention. After the exam this time, Chi Zhou's results will be posted on the display board at the school gate.

If you can't test yourself, how can you laugh at him.

The invigilator unsealed the sealed test paper bags in front of everyone and distributed them to the students sitting in the first row.

Nearly 10 minutes into the exam, Fang Yingdong came in through the front door as if he was shopping.

The invigilator didn't even look at him, so the man wandered behind Shao Yu, and sat down directly without picking up on the gap in the seat where his legs couldn't even be straightened.

Although the invigilator told them not to whisper notes, they still failed to stop some people.

For example, Shao Yu could hear his voice from a long distance away from the hairy legs that made trouble just now.

Halfway through the exam time, Shao Yu quickly poked Chi Zhou's back when he saw Chi Zhou in front of him was about to get down on the ground.

If you want to release water, there is no way!

The exam time of No. [-] Middle School is arranged according to the exam time of this subject during the college entrance examination, and they are not spared in their spare time, and they have to study by themselves in the class.

After the Chinese test, Shao Yu just entered the class, and as expected, he saw the famous scene that Fang Song had mentioned——

"I really made all kinds of low-level mistakes this time, and I actually made two mistakes in filling in the blanks in ancient poems!"

"My composition went directly off topic."

"I fell asleep directly in front of me. This time the Chinese is over, and I should be at the bottom of the grade."

"..."

Shao Yu listened to the wailing and returned to his seat. It's better to sharpen his guns before the battle when he has time to scream.

In the afternoon exam, the seat in front of him was actually empty, and Chi Zhou didn't come.

The day's exam ended like this, and Shao Yu expressed his indignation at Colonel Chi's behavior of looking down on the bet between the two!

As a result, Chi Zhou didn't go back to the dormitory that night.

Cooperating with my own good intentions, it didn't play any practical role at all. Someone didn't let the water go, and directly and willfully missed the exam.

He also missed three subjects and finished the last exam. Shao Yu returned to the dormitory, and Fang Song was packing luggage into the suitcase.

"You're back!" Seeing him walk in, Fang Song raised his head and greeted him, "How did you do in the exam?"

"It's okay, you're going home?"

"Isn't it? It's hard to take a long vacation. I'm going to take all the exercise books home and make some of each one." Fang Song said while zipping up the suitcase that seemed to weigh a thousand catties.

Shao Yu sat on his chair with nothing to do. After Fang Song left, it took a long time before he realized that the phone was still in Lao Xu's place.

His brain cells may have died completely during the exam just now.

Now there is a pot of Ollie in the brain!

Blurred the reaction!

Just as he was thinking about whether he should put on his shoes first or stand up first, the bedroom door was pushed open from the outside, and he didn't even know whether he should raise his head, and his mobile phone was brought to his eyes for no reason.

Following the paws with sharp joints, Shao Yu looked all the way and found that Chi Zhou was also looking at him.

All right, bastard.

"You still know how to come back?"

Your uncle didn't even take the exam, why don't you just go to heaven?

"Aren't you going to explain?" Chi Zhou asked preemptively.

Shao Yu didn't react for a while, "Explain what?"

Chi Zhou put the phone on his table, turned around and walked in, "Did you steal your girlfriend?"

While plugging in the phone, Shao Yu yelled, "Brother..."

Sometimes habits are really hard to correct. Shao Yu didn't even have the strength to give himself a mace, so he asked directly, "Whose girlfriend did I steal?"

"...Oh, I stole it!"

What is the situation?

Could it be... Chi Zhou also has a crush on He Jiyao.

Although He Jiyao is really cute, let me explain.

He dryly explained, "It's just leg hair... Cough, the idiot who sat in the front row of you for the exam, they asked He Jiyao for WeChat, and if they didn't give it, they wouldn't let the girl go away. This bullied the girl in front of me I can't take care of it?"

Chi Zhou opened the cabinet, took off his sweater, and then raised his eyelids to look over, "Don't leave your name behind when you do good deeds."

"That's right." Shao Yu couldn't keep staring at him, so he turned around and watched a bunch of messy news pop out after turning on the phone.

Shao Yu remembered that there were more than a dozen missed calls from his sister. He forgot to tell Xie Hui, and he handed over his phone.

Shao Yu quickly called back the phone, and the other side quickly picked it up, "Little brat, do you still remember that you have a sister?"

"Beautiful sister, isn't this our monthly exam, the class teacher took the phone away." Shao Yu said, unconsciously feeling better!

"I'm so worried, we have a holiday tomorrow, remember to pick me up at the high-speed rail station in the afternoon!" Xie Hui said, "Go home and my sister will cook you a big meal!"

……

After hanging up the phone, Shao Yu realized that he had been pulled into a group chat.

[Group Chat] Do something——

[Fang Yingdong]: Climbing the mountain is scheduled at [-] o'clock after the end of the monthly exam. We said whoever repents and who is a dog.

[Fang Yingdong]: Zhen Ai, don't worry, we all brought our teammates, there will be no accidents, you just need to be responsible for the notarization of this matter.

【Su】: You guys are so boring!

【Su】: How dangerous it is.

[Fang Yingdong]: For you, I am determined to win!

vomit!The second monster is even worse than when I was a real mother!

After that, Fang Yingdong said a lot of disgusting love words, and Shao Yu almost didn't want to vomit on the spot.

It’s really just as long as you live happily ever after!

Don't care about the lives of other people in the group!

Turning all the way down, Fang Yingdong finally said——

[Fang Yingdong]: At 11:30 tonight, gather near the farmyard under the barren hill.You can play dead or not come, but you have to follow the punishment.

Then came the reply from his deskmate——

【z】: Didn't the boarding students hand in their mobile phones?

Shao Yu laughed like crazy on the spot!

It turned out that his deskmate was also in the group.

Click on the group member interface, and there is a boy who has never seen a picture before, he should be the teammate Fang Yingdong found, right?

Shao Yu kept laughing for a long time, Chi Zhou's operation was too coquettish, wouldn't it be more coquettish to tell Lao Xu directly!

The people behind should have changed their clothes, Shao Yu heard the sound of Chi Zhou taking the keys.

When Chi Zhou passed by his territory, Shao Yu quickly caught him.

"Brother...er...where are you going?" Shao Yu got up, thought for a while and leaned against the cabinet and asked.

"Go to the barren hills, my grandfather's birthday is coming soon." Chi Zhou reported the itinerary naturally, "Go and see him."

Shao Yu's mind became hot on the spot, "Anyway, we have to meet each other when climbing the mountain, why don't I accompany you?"

Don't know if you are free?

It was still an exam that destroyed the inflexible mind of the original owner.

Chi Zhou seemed quite happy, "Let's go, wear school uniform."

"Oh, yes!"

He also agreed to Fang Yingdong, the second monster in the middle school, to wear a school uniform and climb a mountain, such a stupid thing!

Putting the school uniform on over the sweater, Shao Yu put on his shoes and left the dormitory with Chi Zhou.

As the two walked on campus, they attracted the attention of many female students passing by.

Shao Yu has been used to being peeped at for so many years, and Chi Zhou should be used to being peeped at, acting more naturally!

"Where are we going first?" Shao Yu asked.

"Let's go to the small market opposite." Chi Zhou said.

The two left the campus openly, and Shao Yu wanted to spread some flowers first, after all, they usually climb over the wall.

The small market is not very far from the school, just a short walk away.

The two walked all the way in. After all, it is very close to the school. There are many shops selling snacks here, and there are some students who have just been tortured by the monthly exam and are wearing No. [-] Middle School uniforms.

Shao Yu walked unsteadily like he was walking around Gai, and Chi Zhou also slowed down.

In order to maintain friendship, Shao Yu put his hand on Chi Zhou's shoulder dishonestly, hanging half of his weight on it.

Chi Zhou didn't say anything either.

Walking to a cake shop, Chi Zhou turned his head and asked, "Go in and buy some mooncakes for grandpa."

"Ah!" Shao Yu realized that his mind was really on the verge of failing in the exam, and he almost didn't turn around such a trivial matter, how could he go to see his grandpa empty-handed.

So he hurried into the shop.

Two girls in school uniforms are picking bread from a tray.

Shao Yu walked to the mooncake cabinet, "Uncle, bring me a few catties of mooncakes."

"Just take a few dollars." Chi Zhou said behind him.

"A few yuan is enough for what?" Shao Yu looked at it, and finally said, "Then let's pack a few yuan together!"

He picked some other dessert cakes and the like, but Chi Zhou ignored him. Shao Yu dared to check out before Chi Zhou scanned the QR code, and the two left the cake shop.

Being at the same table with him, I can't help being in a good mood. Now that Chi Zhou is facing his manly side, he seems to accept it!

Shao Yu raised his eyes, "I can't meet people empty-handed."

Chi Zhou replied calmly, "It's just a thought, the person has already left."

Shao Yu's words with a hippie smile immediately rotted in his stomach.

……what?

Passing by the flower shop ahead, Chi Zhou took a bouquet of white chrysanthemums, and after paying, the two stood at the intersection and waited for a taxi.

Shao Yu had nothing to say for a moment.

It seems that his deskmate really regards himself as a brother!

Since... how about... turn around and ask for help?

"Chi Zhou." Shao Yu stopped him with the most serious expression he could show, "From now on, you will be my fucking brother!"

Chi Zhou looked at him, but the corners of his lips were still not taut.

Laughed softly.

Shaking the white chrysanthemum in his hand, Chi Zhou said, "Grandpa met grandma in the village when he went to the countryside as an educated youth."

Shao Yu felt that Chi Zhou was going to tell a touching and touching love story next, why was life only enough to like one person at that time, why did he work so hard to get a bicycle ticket for his lover, just to see each other!

The result is that there is no text.

He may have no bones by nature, and when the car was in neutral, he leaned on Chi Zhou again, "And then..."

He didn't notice that the corners of Chi Zhou's mouth curled up, "Grandma is the most capable of the younger generation in the village..."

Shao Yu interjected, with a carefree and a smile in his words, "Is grandma the most beautiful in the village...so grandpa started the long journey of chasing his wife?"

Chi Zhou said, "Almost."

Shao Yu had already guessed it, after all, judging by Chi Zhou's mother's appearance, she was also a beauty when she was young.

Getting off the taxi, Shao Yu raised his head and looked at the winding mountain path in the distance.

"Where there is no mountain road there is a barren mountain." Chi Zhou pointed to the other side of the mountain, which is steep but full of greenery.

"There's no fucking ghost here, right?" Shao Yu laughed at himself after finishing speaking, "I don't seem to have a brain."

As the two walked along the winding path, Shao Yu quickly felt the exhaustion of his physical strength. At this time, the sun had already set to the west, and the shadows of the trees were all immersed in the golden brilliance.

The breeze blew, and Shao Yu, whose mouth was dry and his legs seemed to be cramp, pulled his face and said, "Damn it, I can't walk anymore!"

You Liang'er climbed a mountain to return this virtue, can he do better than Fang Yingdong tonight?

Chi Zhou slowed down, Shao Yu looked at the right moment, stepped up in two or three steps, and hung his arms around his deskmate's neck.

"Carrying you?" Chi Zhou asked.

"You look down on me?" Shao Yu refused.

Finally entering the cemetery, stepping on the soft ground, Lu Chi Shao Yu followed Chi Zhou around and around, and finally stopped in front of a grave without a tombstone.

I heard from his sister that the custom here is that three years after the death of a person, he can be regarded as entering heaven, and only then can a monument be erected for the deceased.

Chi Zhou lowered his head to clear the weeds, and Shao Yu also put down his things to help.

Shao Yu asked, "Don't you want to say something?"

Clearly knowing that the other side would not hear it, just when Shao Yu thought that Chi Zhou had automatically ignored this topic——

Chi Zhou, who was laying out mooncakes, really talked.

His voice was as light as a mountain forest in the rain, the wind blew through the willow branches, and the cold raindrops fell on his face. He said, "Happy birthday."

Shao Yu squatted next to Chi Zhou, and opened all the cake boxes, "Happy birthday, grandpa! I am Chi Zhou's deskmate, and I will definitely take good care of Chi Zhou!"

……

The two found a farmyard at the foot of the mountain and went to eat big pot dishes.

The special dish in the shop is stewed pork ribs with beans, covered with a layer of pancake, which absorbs the soup of the dish and is very tasty.

Shao Yu had just tasted it, and before he had time to say a word of his thoughts, the door of the shop was pushed open, and the two of them were sitting farther away from the door.

Shao Yu caught sight of Fang Yingdong who entered the door first, and behind him was the fat man he had seen when splashing water in the water room that day.

It's not that the Yuanjia Road is narrow. After all, there is only such a farmhouse restaurant at the foot of the mountain.

"Yo! This meal is full of people." The fat man glanced at a room full of people.

Fang Yingdong took off his peaked cap, and his long eyes swept over, "Isn't this an acquaintance, don't you mind sharing a table?"

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