Chapter 3

Someone always interrupts at a critical moment. Is this called Murphy's Law?The lucky cat at the counter rang: "Hello, welcome!"

I looked up and saw a middle-aged woman who looked like a local.I'm afraid of doing business with local people. I'm too smart. I can't afford to sell some off-brand medicines for a living. Damn, is it easy for me to invest 10,000+ to open a pharmacy?If I don't make money from you, I might as well open a philanthropic hall. Why should I open a pharmacy?I live to survive, whether you are rich or poor.

Seeing the woman looking around in the OTC green medicine cabinet, I typed a few words on the keyboard and hit send.

Maple Leaf: Have you tried deleting it?

I have to spend some money, otherwise I will go to the northwest wind next month. I wiped my face, and the moment I let go of my hand from my face, I became a smile. Masters are no less.

"Pretty girl, what kind of medicine do you want to buy?" At this time, my tone will be adjusted to be gentle and friendly, making people feel like a spring breeze.In fact, I almost felt sick when I saw that middle-aged woman's out-of-shape figure. The word "beautiful girl" was used on that woman, and it insulted all women in China.

Suddenly I heard a QQ message notification sound from the computer speaker, I was a little impatient, and planned to make a quick decision, damn it, it prevented me from dating the old man, you know?

The middle-aged woman hesitantly shot at the group of gynecological lotions. I guessed it all at once, it was another harmful gynecological disease!So I put away my smiling face and replaced it with a serious expression, which is necessary as a professional.

I picked up a box of Jingui lotion with the highest profit and professionally recommended it to middle-aged women: "Hi pretty girl, this is the lotion with the best effect at present. It has been proved by experts that its sterilization rate is 90.00%. It is now available in major hospitals. They all use this Jingui lotion."

Maybe it was my professional affirmation that rendered the middle-aged woman, she picked up the Jingui lotion and looked at it seriously.It is true that the hospital is using this drug, and the hospital is basically also using high-margin new specialty drugs.

"How much is this medicine?" The middle-aged woman finally asked the price, which meant that half of the success was achieved.

"It's not expensive, 30 yuan a bottle, and the hospital sells it for 40 yuan!"

"Oh, give me a bottle."

Fuck, only one bottle?no way!

"Beautiful girl, how can a bottle have any effect? ​​Once the bacteria are killed, they must be completely wiped out, otherwise they will relapse soon. Let's take a course of treatment."

"How many bottles for a course of treatment?"

"Not many, only five bottles. It just so happens that our Jingui lotion manufacturer is holding an event. Buy five and get one free. Pretty girl, you are so lucky, you have such good opportunities!"

"Okay, give me a course of treatment." The middle-aged woman took out [-] yuan from her wallet and handed it to me.

As the saying goes, if you hit a snake with a stick, I finally have a customer, will I let her go so easily?

"Beautiful girl, the combination of internal and external use is the most important thing in treatment. You bought the external use, but you still need to take it internally. This is the third-generation anti-inflammatory drug Cefaclor Dispersible Tablets. It is the latest anti-inflammatory drug, and the effect is remarkable!", the medicine It’s the latest type, it’s true that the effect is remarkable, it’s just that if you have used the latest generation of anti-inflammatory drugs, you will develop immunity to the old anti-inflammatory drugs in the future, that is to say, in the future, those simple anti-inflammatory drugs will lose your vitality when used on you. It worked, and of course I would never tell that middle-aged woman.As a drug seller, I must first cure the customer's illness, and we will talk about the future. If one is cured, there will be one more repeat customer.

In the end, the middle-aged woman took a big bag of medicines and left. Then I thought of the man from the Northeast, thinking that he might have gone offline.

I sat on a chair and lit a cigarette and clicked on the message he replied to see what he replied.

Northeast man: what should I do?

I tap-tap a few words: I tried

I didn't expect that the old man hadn't gone offline yet, so he replied to me: What should I do then?

My interest has come again, since you are not offline, of course our cat and mouse game must continue.

Maple Leaf: Then don’t delete it, I’ll help you

Northeast man:? Oh!I don't want to talk to you anymore!

Damn, don't want to talk to me?So why are you replying to me?Are you trying to trick me?A bunch of doubts arose in my mind.

Maple Leaf: Believe me, I'm here to save you

Northeast man: Austria

Maple Leaf: It’s impolite to do so. When I speak, you have to answer. That’s a must.

Northeast man: I said I don’t want to talk to you anymore

Seeing that this sentence is always repeated, I can only change the topic to distract him. For some reason, I always feel that I am fighting wits with others.

Maple Leaf: Do you have any other friends in QQ?

Maple Leaf: I don’t want to talk about life, so let’s play chess

Alas, this idiot's typing is really fucking slow, I'm dizzy!

Northeast man: Yes, our old Mrs. Chen downstairs, haha, you don’t come to our house, how can we play chess

Maple Leaf: Then don’t make any more friends

Maple Leaf: Adding more will be very dangerous

Maple Leaf: We can play chess online

Another burst of silence, my God!What kind of old man did I meet today?Why am I so unlucky?Is it easy to be an old man?

I stared at the screen of the computer with hopelessness, and when I was about to despair, a message finally popped up on the screen.

Northeast man:? Let me tell you, that old Mrs. Chen is called Lilac Flower on the Internet, hehe, she is also Lilac Flower.

It seems that this old man is quite funny, I suddenly developed a strong interest in him, no matter whether he is gay or gay, it is good for everyone to be a chat friend, just to pass the boring time.

Maple Leaf: Hahahaha

Northeast man: You can also play chess online?I don't have any more friends, I believe you.

Seeing that the old man said he believed in me, I was so happy. It seems that the old man has been fooled by me and made his head dizzy. I feel very satisfied!

Maple Leaf: Of course you can play chess online, have you ever played chess?

Northeast man: never played

Maple Leaf: Uncle, let me teach you, I have already said that I am here to help you

Northeast man: Well, how can you help me?

It should be that the old man is not pretending, so if he pretends, he won't be able to. Since he just learned how to surf the Internet, how did he spend his days in the past?Is it sitting foolishly waiting for time to pass?Or is it doing the countdown of life every day?

A trace of pain flashed through my heart. I really wanted to know the past, present and future of this old man, and I really wanted to bring him happiness and laughter. I was surprised by the change in my heart, because since the last elder left me with cold When I turned my back, I told myself not to trust any old people anymore, they would only deceive and hurt me, and no matter what the circumstances, I should not show them the slightest pity, but today my heart softened, and I actually cared about a person An old man who has never met.

Maple Leaf: Uncle, you first enter the QQ game lobby

Northeast man: Oh, where to order, I don’t know

Maple Leaf:? Click the chess and card area again

Maple Leaf: Alright?rookie

Although the old man's reply was still slow, and even though I was very impatient in my tone, I was actually happy in my heart and wanted to stay with him online for a while.Suddenly found that waiting is also a kind of happiness.

Northeast man: Oh, I ordered it? Is the rookie a bird for cooking?

Maple Leaf: Well, I am waiting for you in District 12

Maple Leaf: Did you see that?

Maple Leaf: Yes, do you like to eat birds?

I patiently taught that old man, huh?What should I call him?I can't be called by the old man or uncle for a long time, can I?

Maple Leaf: Uncle, what's your name?

Northeast man:? My name is Li Lianghui

I said he was a rookie, but he was really a rookie. I only asked him what his last name was, but he gave him his first name. He didn’t know how to guard against others.

Maple Leaf: oh

Maple Leaf: Hello, Lao Li

Maple Leaf: Please eat birds when you have time

My hands are flying on the keyboard, and there are three sentences in a row, and his reply will be long overdue again.

Northeast man:? Your child is no longer called uncle

Maple Leaf: a very large bird

Northeast man: Is the bird delicious? ?It's not nice to call Lao Li.We Northeast people don't eat birds

I stare badly at the screen, big bird?Do you know what a big bird is?Of course, I was thinking unilaterally again.

Northeast man: Lao Li? It doesn’t sound good, you’re rude, call him Uncle

Maple Leaf: The big bird is delicious, and it will spray white soup out

I think this old man is simple enough, even a rookie doesn’t know it. Thinking about it further, it’s a good thing. It’s better for me to fool him than him to fool me. When I was thinking, the old man sent another message.

Northeast man: What kind of bird is that?

Maple Leaf: What picture is displayed on the game lobby?

Maple Leaf?: Next time I invite you to eat, you will know.It will also spray out white soup.

Maple Leaf: Do you want to eat it?

Northeast man: If you are there, please invite me to eat the bird

Hold!Seeing his gluttonous appearance, he is really stupid to think that I really asked him to eat birds.My mind flashed the scene of him crouching in front of me and I offered him a big bird, and I couldn't help laughing, my hands on the keyboard became lighter.

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