when love is unforgettable

After a few years of ups and downs, before I knew it, in [-], the true love was not found, but the scars were a series of scars. I gradually lost confidence in the old people in the circle.

That year, I left my original work unit and opened a small pharmacy in a small town. Since the store was not very big, I didn't hire a salesperson and took care of the pharmacy by myself.

The business of the pharmacy is not very good, and there are not many customers every day. Basically, I spend most of the twelve hours from opening to closing in sleepwalking.

I really can't stand this boring life, so I moved my home computer to the pharmacy. When there are no customers coming to buy medicines, I go online to watch some news or go to the midstream hall to play chess. Occasionally, I also log in to QQ to chat. But QQ friends are all classmates or former colleagues.

Life is too peaceful and I am really not used to it. This kind of life is a kind of enjoyment for middle-aged and elderly people, but it is simply a kind of suffering for young people like me who are under 30 years old.

One day after lunch, I was lying on the cashier counter drowsy, my eyes were half-closed and my mind kept spinning. At that time, I thought about a lot of things, but the old man was the one I thought about the most. I was so eager to be with someone The old man had a sincere and sweet love.

On a whim, I wanted to meet strangers through the Internet. It would be best to meet a handsome old man, and then lure him to Guangzhou for a double stay. The old man smiled and raised his hand at me.

It's my personality to just do what I say. I set the conditions in the search function, the age is over 50 years old, and the gender is male.

Then I excitedly clicked the search button, it was so cool, what a magical network!A lot of screen names flashed in front of my eyes, and some of them even had their profile pictures attached.

I didn't care who they were, anyway, they were all strangers and elderly people, so I quickly clicked on the application to add friends.I also forgot how many netizens I applied to add, but there are not many netizens who can really be added as friends. Many elderly people have set the rejection function to make friends, and more elderly people have set the verification function. On that day, I actually added successfully. There are only three seniors, but enough to keep me excited for a long time.

Like casting a net in a sea, I greeted the three elderly people respectively: "Hello, Uncle", and then stared intently at the computer monitor, for fear of missing their replies.

Soon a message popped up on the interface, it was a netizen named Northeastern Hanzi, Northeastern Hanzi?I suddenly remembered that Teacher Lan was here. Teacher Lan is from the Northeast, and I couldn't help feeling inexplicably fond of this netizen.

Northeast man: Hello, who are you, why do you call me uncle, do I know you?

I thought to myself, aren't you talking nonsense?How can I know you when I just added you as a friend?Since you ask this question, I'm going to play tricks on you today to see if you, a man from the Northeast, are really stupid or fake?

Maple Leaf: Me, don’t you know me?

Northeast man: Yes

Maple Leaf: Why did you forget me so quickly?

Northeast man: I really don't know you. Are you my son's classmate? My son just applied for the number.

When I saw his message, I couldn't help covering my mouth and snickering. A silly old man really fell from the sky.Someone just came in to buy cold medicine. I haven’t replied to Dongbei Hanzi for the time being. Finally, a customer came to the door. Making money is important. After I sold high-profit anti-inflammatory medicine and cold medicine to the customer and returned to the computer, I found another message .

It turned out that the Northeast man saw that I didn't reply and asked again: Who are you?Have you ever been to our house?

I quickly typed a few words: My name is Zhifeng, remember?

After waiting for a while, the Northeast man replied: I don't remember.

Damn, you sure don't remember that you don't even know me, but I'm sure I won't say that.

Maple Leaf: Uncle, you are typing so slowly, you have to wait for a long time to get three words

When I saw him, he replied and I typed another line: Did I recognize the wrong person?

Northeast man: Hehe, sorry, I’m not very good at typing, just learned

I rely on!Just learned?Will it suffocate me today?I almost wanted to back down, but luckily the drum didn't beat, otherwise I would have missed the next wonderful performance today.

The Internet is really empty, I don’t know the real identity of the guy from the Northeast who is chatting with me at all, it would be embarrassing if people play tricks on him for a long time instead of fooling around, so I tentatively typed a few messages and sent them.

Maple Leaf: A rookie?

Maple Leaf: How long have you been online?

Damn, this old man's reply is so slow, I want to fall asleep lying on the table.

Northeast man: What kind of bird?I have been online for more than half a month

I didn't explain what a rookie is, so as not to waste time, I just fooled him casually.

Maple Leaf: It's not interesting. Have you eaten yet?typo, khan

Northeast man: Oh, I ate it, did you eat it?

Maple Leaf: There are many bad guys on the Internet, be careful

Maple Leaf: It's three o'clock in the afternoon, of course I have eaten, nonsense!

Northeast man: Bad guys are just teasing little girls, I am an old man, whoever hurts me, I have no money.

Oh God!help me!This old man is typing so slowly!

Maple Leaf: I'll wait until the flowers are gone, hurry up, okay?

Northeast man: You have no rules, you kid, how can I say nonsense?

Maple Leaf: After a long time, you will know that there are many bad guys

Northeast man: Thank you for what?

Maple Leaf: It's three o'clock, and you actually ask me if I have eaten. Isn't that nonsense?

In fact, I asked him if he had eaten, so that he didn't ask the rookie. It seems that the old man didn't respond very quickly, and he should be the kind of silly old man who is easy to fool.

Maple Leaf: Chrysanthemum (cover mouth and laugh)

Northeast man: Really, I know there are scammers, I just don’t give him money

I want to scare him: we don't cheat money, we cheat sex!Someone specially abducted the old man to sell

The Northeast man may be really a little scared: what are you talking about?I don't understand. I won't tell you.

I don't want him to just slip away like this. I finally caught an old man. Is it easy for me?

Maple Leaf: I was arranged by God to rescue you

After a while, the Northeast man replied again: No way, haha, who wants the old man, he bought it back and became a father.

Maple Leaf: Fortunately you met me

Northeast man: no one buys mine

Maple Leaf: Sell it to make ducks, a bunch of old women are waiting for you!

In fact, I really want to say that there are many handsome guys waiting for him, but I am afraid that he will see through my gay status, so I change the handsome guy into an old woman, and I have to be so careful when chatting with straight men. Not everyone who is not gay accepts homosexuality.

Northeast man: What are you, you still saved me,

Maple Leaf: Yes, fortunately you met me, don’t worry, I will help you

Northeast man: You boy, you are not a thing, I will not tell you

Maple Leaf: Why don't you trust people?Don't let people sell it and help count the money. Last year, several old men sold it to others.

Northeast man: I won’t tell you anymore

Northeast man: Really,

From the chat messages of the Northeast man, I saw that he believed and was afraid. I decided to let him trust me first, otherwise all my efforts would be in vain. Then I sent him three messages in a row, so that he had no time to think about other things. .

Maple Leaf: Why did you lie to me?

Maple Leaf: You won’t send me money

Maple Leaf: The old man is so pitiful

Northeast man: Oh, then I will never talk to people online again.

Hold!Who else would let me tease you when you no longer surf the Internet?As I typed, I racked my brains on how to make him trust me.

Maple Leafs: Those skinny old ones are back

Maple Leaf: I'm here, don't be afraid

Maple Leaf: I'm here to help you

Northeast guy: I feel like you are the bad guy who sells people, I don't believe it.

Oops!What went wrong to make the old man suspicious of me?I read the chat history again, but I didn't find any loopholes in the language.

Maple Leaf: Why?

Northeast man: When my son comes back, I will ask him to delete you

Hehe, it seems that there is really something going on this time, this stupid old man is just stupid, he doesn't even know how to delete friends, I decided to use his ignorance to escalate the threat.

Maple Leaf: Tell me, are we destined for each other?

Maple Leaf: It can’t be deleted, the computer will explode if you delete it

Northeast man: ah

I laughed out loud when I thought of the stunned look of the Northeast guy at the other end of the network cable. Fortunately, there were no customers in the store, otherwise people might think I was a mental patient.