Network distribution circle tearing guide

Flying out of the territory on a pulley in summer, the sun is mixed with a few rays of coolness, Jinfeng, a hard-working propagandist, runs around distributing autumn postcards made of yellow leaves, and then plans a few heavy rains to celebrate the opening.People are used to counting the gains and losses of the year in the time series of crop maturity, and draw an initial outline for luck and misfortune.

In terms of career, this year Zhuang Xiaojie can be said to have a bumper harvest, and the several episodes of the programs he has handled have received good ratings, especially the latest episode of "Longling Village Spree Song and Dance City Selling and Prostitution Case Documentary", which received a strong response once it was broadcast.Because this singing and dancing city is notorious in Yanqing, many righteous men are determined to pull out the poisonous weeds. The black ice that local media dare not touch is first excavated by Pearl TV. A program creates an excellent opportunity for the judges.

Soon the police filed a case for investigation, the masses actively reported, and the power struggle of the superstructure also increased or decreased their bargaining chips. Finally, the "Spurry" was grabbed by the tail and dragged from its hiding place to the sword of the law to serve justice. Festival flag.The villainous party with which he has been making peace all the year round, such as Wu Xingguo, the director of the Longling Village Police Station, has also pleaded guilty, adding another realistic footnote to the truth that "all laws are empty, and cause and effect are not empty."

Because this episode of "People's Family" provided strong evidence for the police to solve the case, and to a certain extent promoted public opinion demanding severe punishment of criminals, relevant departments decided to commend the producer of the show, Zhuang Xiaojie as the number one criminal , It is logical to receive the honor, the middle-level reporter is promoted to a senior title, the salary is raised and the bonus is paid, and he enjoys the scenery on the TV station.

After the National Day, the injury on his head returned to normal, and his hair, which was shaved due to the removal of stitches, also grew vigorously, but with the growth of these three thousand strands of trouble, his mood often became chaotic and uncultivated grass slopes, and everything was to be blamed On that night of hair and love among the stars in Beijing.

That night he kissed Xiaoxiaoyu Xie passionately on the balcony of Xiao's house, and he was confused to unzip his trousers. Without receiving any hint order, Xiaoxiao Yuxie knelt down and gave him a mouthful. Zhuang Xiaojie was too ashamed to recall what happened afterwards But once in a while, I let down my vigilance, and one or two close-ups of Xiaoxiao Yuxie's face at that time popped up in my mind. His face was covered with white lotion, and he looked up at him innocently, like a small animal waiting to be trampled...

This replay was always cut off by Zhuang Xiaojie's loud slap. He rubbed his hot face and tossed and turned in the pan of panic. No matter how hard he spoke, he couldn't deny that oral sex is a factual sexual act. The relationship between him and Xiaoxiao Yuxie Having had such obscene and obscene physical contact, can you still be bold enough to ensure that you will not take a "detour"?

God, even though I'm an easy-going boy, you can't just keep quiet about me whenever you think of it!There are tens of thousands of crooked men in the world, so why not lose one of me?Please don't distort my aesthetics, I don't want to part with those cute girls who are pink and willow green, I don't want to part with the colorful Ivy, if you want me to give up the white and tender plump, fat breasts, buttocks and thick legs, I would rather become a monk!

He is constantly fighting mentally, anxious and irritable from time to time, and suddenly loses his temper when he is alone, and his neurotic symptoms are obviously stronger than before.I was at home on vacation this day and I couldn't help myself, causing my brain to swell and doing stupid things.

He went to District 2 and sent a help post-"If you kiss a man and then accept oral sex from him, is this still a straight man?" "

The purpose of people posting tree holes is nothing more than to seek support. If the position can be approved by the majority of netizens, the poster can get great psychological comfort.Zhuang Xiaojie, who has a good reputation through the Internet, still dare not admit that he is the victim. The post was sent in the name of asking for relatives and friends, and he received a reply soon, but the content was not satisfactory.

"It's gotten to this point and you still want to be a straight man. It's time for the landlord to persuade your friend to take medicine."

"It is impossible for a straight man to have sex with the same sex, not to mention oral sex. I guess the straight boyfriend of the host should have been bent by now, or he may have been bent by himself. After being inspired, his body was activated. gay gene."

"Pai, a real straight man will not be able to flirt no matter what, and he will reject all intimate contact between men of the same sex. Anyone who is willing to have sex with a man has the potential to flirt."

"My friend, the host, used to be gay. I'm sorry to admit it, but now I'm using this method to come out to you, you just turn a blind eye and close your eyes, and give him a step down."

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Zhuang Xiaojie was full of worries and thoughts, and he couldn't stand the poisoning of netizens, brushing through the sure-fire gay comments, like a fire on the bed, burning his buttocks and heart, and hurriedly typed with his fingers.

"I don't think he's bent yet. I checked with him just now, and he's still more interested in women. If you let him do that kind of thing with other men, he will feel disgusting."

Rebutting in an anonymous forum can easily lead to antagonism, and the following reply immediately becomes explosive.

"A real straight man doesn't want to sleep with all women. If he asks him to make an ugly dinosaur, he will still be disgusted, and the friend of the poster is very subtle. Since he cares so much about his straight man attributes, why did he have sex with men in the first place?"

"Actually, the host is 'that friend'. You have already turned into a winding road. It is recommended to give up struggling and accept the reality."

"I think there is a strong green tea smell in the landlord's words, and I don't want to admit that I have sex with a man. Are you going to continue to wear the skin of a straight man and have sex with others? After you are dry, wipe your butt and turn around to find a woman to marry. Abacus Played well enough."

"It's almost the truth upstairs. Liz became addicted after getting a taste of men, and he didn't want to come out publicly. He continued to pretend to be a straight man. If you get in, you can stir up the sex, and if you quit, you can cheat the marriage. It's so cool. It's so scumbag."

"The landlord, can we show some face? Homosexuality is not shameful, what is shameful is a green tea* that dares to act like you."

"Lanzhou slut! Why don't you think that you are straight when you ask someone to help you? After ejaculating, you start to act aggressive. I really want to find someone to blow your ass!"

"I see that only the jb is straight in the whole body of this idiot landlord, remember to wear a condom before the next asshole."

"I felt relieved when I came in and saw everyone scolding the landlord. My personal experience tells me that gay guys who like to pretend to be straight are scumbags with evil intentions~"

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The unanimous spitting and swearing made Zhuang Xiaojie angry, and he immediately went to apply for the publication. Unfortunately, District 2 is well connected, and this post has already attracted the attention of gossip er. Xing Sanchilang, who can make a fuss about any topic, quickly used this post as a reference, and played a never-ending game of tearing in Zhongzhaolou.

"Did you see the post outside looking for help from netizens? I laughed so hard, I always felt that the tone of the poster was like a CV. After reading the whole process with the voice, I feel that it fits perfectly."

"Hahaha, I also thought of a CV. I don't know if the person who told the story above is the same person. The poster had sex with a man and insisted that he was a straight man. It's just a whore."

"This kind of guy is called a straight male whore, and he should set a good example."

"Pfft, when I mention straight male whores, I think of Juju in the middle of the night. I swear I'm not black, but the image of Juju pretending to be straight is too deeply rooted in the hearts of the people."

"The cv mentioned above is him, right? Before he came out, his state was similar to that of the landlord. He talked about homosexuals everywhere and still didn't admit that he was a crook."

"So Midnight should really be grateful to Crab, if he was exposed to those jp stories about flirting with men before he came out, he would be a proper bitch."

"Is it really okay for a group of women to keep their mouths open and shut up? What's wrong with you at midnight? You chase after black people when you have nothing to do. Recently, you have been so low-key that you don't post much on Weibo and refuse to let him go. Do you have to force him to quit the circle to be happy? !?"

"Is ls insane? This building was originally used for chatting, and some people are willing to take it easy. If you want to see it, if you don't look at it, get lost!"

"Tsk tsk, what a crazy black face, the little Xiami who has no fart skills still wants to be a building manager, you have the madness of a black man, I have the right to scold mothers, and I have the ability to stretch my mouth and make gestures."

"Why didn't he fall to his death in the airborne? He was sent by Juju in the middle of the night to guide public opinion? Didn't he even let go of the building?"

"Qin Guangling's incident has only passed for a few months, and he thought he was washed for nothing? The glorious deeds of the young flirtatious man are solid, and even if he shows affection with Yuxie on Weibo every day, he will not be able to wash away the past. Sao, black history."

"To put it bluntly, those who are still fans of Sangeng are bitches and sons of fans. In their bones, like Sangeng, they are divided into double-standard style, coquettish, lewd, and cheap."

"What does it mean that the mouth is dirtier than the sewer? Just look at this building and you'll understand. However, it's useless for you to slander. He still publishes dramas every month and gains fans every day. Passers-by only know that the third watch is a good cv. Who knows you shady bastards."

"Yes, yes, it's best for Chicory to have dramas every day in the middle of the night, and the catch is supported by Chicory, otherwise, it's better to let Chicory of your family flirt with a few more men, because his coquettishness and lewdness will not be enough for a stupid crab. "

"I can't take it anymore, quickly set the third watch as a building ban, and I will really vomit when I see his id again."

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Zhuang Xiaojie usually doesn't go into the middle to catch the building, but the good-for-nothing people on the button will always actively deliver the portal. When he saw the style of fighting, he knew that the three-shift powder that was so powerful and leaping like a tiger was a dog's tail grass, so he immediately called her to come Lecture.

The dogtail grass was extremely aggrieved, and straightened her defense: "Master, why are you afraid of those sluts? You are a cv, with works and strength. What about them? You only have a rotten tongue that chews maggots and dung. Give up the right to these rubbish?"

This little inner circle embodies the great harm of the lack of early education to the cultivation of personality. The family of bristlegrass was unlucky when she was young. She didn't get enough family affection when she was a child, and her parents didn't play a correct guiding role in character education, which led to her growing up. There is a considerable degree of giant baby mentality, no matter the location or occasion, and no matter how other people react, you can do whatever you want, as long as you feel good.In the past few years, Zhuang Xiaojie's beating has improved a little, he can understand the seriousness of things, and the chance of running away is much lower, but the situation of falling ill still happens from time to time, and Zhuang Xiaojie needs to use the whip of love to correct it.

"You idiot took my words as a deaf ear again. You all know that they are a group of maggots. If you run to quarrel with the maggots, passers-by will only think that you are as smelly as them. The most important thing for a person is 'decency'. I don't understand this truth , you will always be an old child who will never grow up."

"But I don't like it when they scold you like that!"

"It's normal to be upset, and I am too, but there are many things in the world that are more unhappy than this. How can you settle them one by one? You need to talk about strategy. It's not enough to have nine lives like you. No When you are sure of the situation, you can only make do with it. I have told you countless times that "make do with it" is a compulsory course for everyone. You have to stretch your legs and suffer, but you can always live with a little dignity by keeping your face."

After drinking his poisonous chicken soup, Foxtail Grass made a routine introspection, but her anger persisted in her heart, and she complained bitterly: "Big Daddy, next week "Poolside Spring 3" and "Love Curse 1" will be released next week, you know Mr. Hu is also planning to publish the second issue of "Bound Love" at the same time, those maggots give you pills all day long, and we have to work hard to make dramas and swell their faces."

"..."Bound Love" will be released so soon."

"It's not too fast, you have been handing in vocals for half a year, I listened to the demo, and the post-production was great, Qihang Da's script is amazing, and Da Da's dubbing is even better, completely crushing that bitch who is dumb. "

Last year, Zhihu commissioned Gouweicao to lobby Zhuang Xiaojie to play the lead role in "Bound Love". This role was originally voiced by dumb flute. , every day in front of him soft and hard.Don't look at Zhuang Xiaojie always humiliating her, in fact, he has a vicious mouth and a soft heart. After getting along for so long, he has basically never refused her request.The sound was handed in early, but he has been silently hoping to get rid of it, because no matter how you look at this drama, it is like a dynamite bag. After several major events later, the feeling will become more violent. Based on his experience and intuition, the drama will be released. On that day, there will be a storm again, and it will be a blessing to escape, but a calamity to escape.

Bad premonitions always come true.