Network distribution circle tearing guide

Qin Guangling dared to speak and do it, and the next day he really went to the dog's tail grass to ask for the script. At this time, the dog's tail grass was a black hole in his life. When he heard that he was going to record a version of Gu Shaotang's lyrics, he was shocked and furious. Reply "No!", and then complain to Zhuang Xiaojie full of resentment.Zhuang Xiaojie had a low-grade fever due to indigestion. Hearing her scolding and accusing her in a high-pitched voice quickly and urgently, he became more and more headache and dizzy. Just pretend to be dead and don't quarrel with him, otherwise you will be the one who suffers."

The dog tail grass immediately expressed dissatisfaction: "Daddy, you underestimate me too much. Qin Guangling is just a ruffian and a bastard. If he can play hooligans, I won't be a shrew. If he makes trouble again, I will tear him apart and see who can beat the other." !"

As an Aries woman with clear love and hate, she is also a psychopath who explodes and only wants to have fun for a while. In her daily work, she dares to contradict the boss who pays her for her performance. She is a nuisance who has no real interest in Two-dimensional Even if you want to tear it up, you can tear it up, and in the afternoon, you are really full of ambitions and sent the results of the battle.

"Hahaha, man, Qin Guangling was scolded badly by me. That idiot pretended to be arrogant, but he was actually a waste snack. Let me show you the chat history."

"Qin Guangling: How are you thinking? Will you give me the script?"

"Woven's Tail Grass: There's nothing to think about, it's still the word 'no' in the morning."

"Qin Guangling: You're so flirtatious. How dare you talk to me like that."

"Snake's Tail Grass: This is how I talk to the mayor of Tianjin. Can you beat the mayor of Tianjin?"

"Qin Guangling: Hehe, bragging, who do you think can talk to the mayor?"

"Poketail Grass: I'm a designer, can't I report the project to the mayor? I'm ignorant, Xiao Hei has stayed at the bottom of the well for too long, and I really think I'm a frog prince."

"Qin Guangling: Hey, why are you swearing at people!"

"Wondertail Grass: You are not happy to call you a prince? That is called shit, are you satisfied?"

"Qin Guangling: Fuck you! You are the fucking mad dog who bites people!"

"Snake grass: What if I bite you? If you have the ability, call the city management to arrest me! Also, my uncle died long ago. If you want to fuck him, please go to the underworld. I will give you a hemp rope and a knife immediately, free shipping. "

"Qin Guangling: I won't fuck you to death!"

"Wondertail Grass: Hahaha, fuck you, aren't you gay? Be careful! Haha! Forced!"

"Qin Guangling: Damn where did you come from a freak, why did Xianxian find you, a female hooligan, as her inner circle?"

"Hound's Tail Grass: If my old lady is not a hooligan to you, you have to be a hooligan to him. Isn't it just a shame? You can throw it away and I can throw it away!"

"Qin Guangling: I discussed the recording with Xianxian, and he didn't object to your dancing?"

"Grass of the dog's tail: I am the planner of this drama, I have the final say on the drama, and it is useless if he agrees."

"Qin Guangling: If you're so arrogant, aren't you afraid that I will hang on to you?"

"Hacktail grass: Hang up, hang up, I'm waiting for your idiot fans to pinch me without blinking an eye, just in time for everyone caught in the middle to see how you, a big man, hide under a woman's skirt and pretend to be majestic! "

The screenshot shows that after that, the two parties gave up typing and directly turned on the phone mode to scold each other.The dog tail grass said that Qin Guangling used a Shandong accent out of embarrassment and anger, while she responded with a strong Northeast accent. The two quarreled for half an hour. Hanging up and losing, completely lost to her, a heroine.

Zhuang Xiaojie felt unspeakable embarrassment just looking at those vulgar words, and at the same time was deeply saddened, how could there be so many extraordinary strange flowers around him, and said to Gouweicao with an expression of an arrow in his chest: "Sister Dog! , I have offended you so much before, please don't tear it up, I can't bear your firepower."

Dogtail Grass couldn't understand his cold and humorous irony, and responded with a shy expression: "Don't be kidding me, how could I tear you apart, I will always be your loyal little bee."

"Hehe, go and pick pollen, little bee, I want to rest for a while."

"Okay, take care of yourself, okay?"

Although Zhuang Xiaojie was speechless about the vixen who called the dogtail grass, she was surprised that her little bee could defeat a bumblebee like Qin Guangling. A great man once said, "A black cat and a white cat are good cats if they catch mice." Please dispel Qin Guangling's bastard thoughts, and care if her method is low or not.

How can the old cowhide that has been aired for 30 years be softened by a pot of boiling water?In the evening, Zhuan Jia came to the door, and first posted a picture of a gift box to Zhuang Xiaojie. There was a silk scarf in the box, and its bright color was far less eye-catching than the small Hermès logo.

"Old Qin brought this to me just now, and asked me to pack the project files for the fourth phase of "Yutangchun" to him. He wants to replace the main character Gong's sound track."

Zhuan Jia's tone was objective, probably unable to comment on this behavior, and Zhuang Xiaojie was no different.

"I even forgot that he is in the same city as you now. You used to have a good relationship. How could he not bribe you?"

"Haha, I think Lao Qin is really tempted this time, Xianxian, do you want to think about it? The prodigal son won't change his money for money."

"Sister Brick, are you such a superficial person? A silk scarf will impress you, at least add another bag."

"Hahaha, he really said that he would send me a small sachet after it was done, but I would be so guilty that I couldn't sleep if I did such a ungrateful thing, so I had no choice but to practice Tai Chi and said I need to ask you first."

"No, go and tell him that it's useless to find me. The show is currently under the sole discretion of the tail, and we all have to listen to the tail."

Zhuan Jia heard him tell the story of the dog's tail grass and Qin Guangling's battle, and she laughed and said that she would follow the crew's instructions.However, half a month later, the situation took a turn for the worse. Zhuan Jia's advertising company received a promotion order from a real estate company. She served as the person in charge of the project. It was only when she went to contact the other company that she found out that Qin Guangling was actually the representative of Party A of the project.What happened next can be imagined, Qin Guangling was polite and critical of their plan, delaying in every possible way and refusing to formally sign the contract.Zhuanjia was under a lot of pressure, and gradually saw through the other party's intentions. After an open and honest private conversation, Qin Guangling showed his trump card, saying that as long as Zhuanjia handed over the script and engineering documents of "Yutangchun", he would immediately sign the contract.

Although he knew that this wayward way of using power for personal gain was originally in line with his style, Zhuan Jia was still indignant. She is also an independent and capable professional woman. She is a Capricorn. After knocking, I found Zhuang Xiaojie to resign from the later stage of "Yutangchun" on the same day, intending to give up the joke and win a light life.

The later stage is the most important part of the production process. Without her crew, she will not be able to uncover the blame. Zhuang Xiaojie has been with her for seven or eight years and has formed a psychological dependence. He is absolutely unwilling to change people, but he cannot coax her like a little girl. Eldest sister, the result of the negotiation is that Zhuan Jia agreed to give him another two days. Within two days, one of the crew and Qin Guangling must give in, otherwise she can only say sorry.

Qin Guangling seemed to have a premonition that victory was in sight, and later on Weibo presumptuously threatened the palace: "The fourth issue of "Yutangchun" will be released at the end of the month, and Qin Shaotang is about to return in glory. Don't you want more applause, babes?"

As soon as the news came out, Qin fans were overjoyed, but others were surprised. Yu Fan was the one who responded the most. Questions and verifications poured into the crew of "Yu Tang Chun". Has been replaced.

This scene is really difficult to kill Zhuang Xiaojie. Substitutions are definitely not considered, but how to announce the news of the double version of a play is very difficult.The circle is already full of ups and downs because of the "love triangle" between him and Xiaoxiao Yuxie Qin Guangling. If this meme comes out again, isn't it just fueling the jealousy?Closing the door and pretending to be dead can cut off the gossip outside the door, but it can't quell the disputes inside the door.Dog tail grass can jump and coax her feet, after all, she is rough and forgetful, throwing a few candies and selling her warmth for a few days will calm down, but what about Xiaoxiao Yuxie?He is meek and will not turn against him, but seeing that the long drama that is about to end has an extra main character for no reason, and it is an out-and-out fight. This is clearly a public reaping of the fruits of victory and humiliation. , even if he himself can bear it, he can't bear it.

Sitting in a state of distress, he couldn't make up his mind. He stared at the words "Little Stupid Crab" in the phone's address book with anxious brows. His right thumb, which had been hanging in the air for a long time, kept a distance of 0.5 centimeters from the screen. After an hour, he was already half-numbed. He changed his mind and prepared to negotiate with Qin Guangling again.At this moment, "Little Foolish Crab" suddenly switched to the caller ID, Zhuang Xiaojie sat up like an electric shock, a sharp air flow directly from the heart to the throat in an instant, and hastily swallowed forcefully.

"The string broke at the third watch, and the tail explained the situation to me. She wanted to hang up Qin Guangling, but I have persuaded her."

Xiaoxiao Yuxie was still very obedient and obedient, without a trace of resentment, Zhuang Xiaojie laughed dryly, replied "Thank you", and then was secretly surprised, why did he thank this person unknowingly?

Xiaoxiao Yuxie smiled happily, and hurriedly said: "What's the matter, no one from the crew can get off the stage if things get too serious, I should stop her. Well - I want to discuss with you about "Yutangchun" , the last issue I...

Zhuang Xiaojie became nervous as soon as he paused, fearing that he would withdraw the drama, he said firstly: "The demo is about to come out in the last episode, and the crew will be very passive if you change people before the battle. If you don't want to, just endure this moment, and everything after that is up to you. .”

Xiaoxiao Yuxie laughed again: "Don't get me wrong, I don't want to withdraw from the drama, I can cooperate with you in only a few dramas, and it's too late to cherish, how can I be willing to withdraw."

Zhuang Xiaojie wiped his chest and told him to speak freely, thinking that there was no possibility worse than withdrawing from the drama, but Xiaoxiao Yuxie's request was actually to compete with Qin Guangling in this episode of the drama.

"I know that Qin Guangling wants to step on me, and I also know that he is very good at dubbing. If it is something else, I will politely avoid it, but when it comes to you, I don't want to escape or admit defeat. If he wants to make a double version, he will make a double version. mind."

Zhuang Xiaojie couldn't remember how many times he was making me laugh, he slapped the sofa cushion with his free left hand, wishing to slap these slaps on his forehead.

"You don't mind other people minding, because you two and I have made enough fools, and you still have to put on a ring. Think of it as a martial arts competition to recruit relatives! I'm really mad at you!"

Xiaoxiao Yuxie comforted: "The current situation is that we don't do anything, and outsiders will watch jokes. Haven't you seen that those people on the Internet have even prepared small benches in advance? Qin Guangling can't hold back, don't you It would be even worse to say that it would be even worse to wait until Zhuan Jia is forced out of the group, it would be better for me to take over the challenge, this way, whether I win or lose is all my business, and I won’t put you in the middle and make trouble at both ends.”

"...You also know that we are in a difficult situation."

"Of course I know. When the tail mentioned this a while ago, I guessed that things would develop like this. People like Qin Guangling would never give up until the Yellow River. You can't deal with him without showing some courage. These days I've been hiding behind you and watching you suffer criticism and humiliation, and I've had enough. Just let me stand up and protect you like a man. I'd rather lose and be scolded as incompetent than a cowardly wimp. "

If this confession were put in a novel, the readers would definitely be infatuated with "Su bombed", but Zhuang Xiaojie heard it as "thunder", crying mournfully: "Brother, I beg you, please, Don't be so active, okay? Do I have a dime relationship with you and want you to come out and protect me!?"

If Xiaoxiao Yuxie had been so berated by him half a year ago, he would have been so embarrassed that he couldn't speak, but now it's not the same as in the past, since the day Zhuang Xiaojie forged chat records to exonerate him, he seems to have opened up the second channel of Ren and Du, and he has learned to be cheeky and friendly in one breath. Not afraid of death, two unrivaled magical skills, vowed to turn into water droplets to pierce Zhuang Xiaojie's stubborn rock.Immediately said with perseverance: "Of course we have a relationship. The first level of relationship is a co-author of the drama. It is my job to share your worries and problems. The second level of relationship has already been mentioned last time. I give a lot of pointers, including my teacher. When the teacher is in trouble, how can the students sit back and watch. There is also a third relationship, that is, I like you, and it is my instinct to protect you, whether you accept it or hate it. "

One of the most embarrassing features of Xiaoxiao Yuxie Zhuang Xiaojie is his dreamy thinking, he can transform himself into the hero Mary Suwen at any time, although the words and sentences are simple and plain, but they can bloom colorful roses in people's ears. He would appreciate it and be intoxicated, but Zhuang Xiaojie only felt that the thorns were too prickly, and wanted to uproot them and pour a bottle of herbicide hard.

"Are... are you sent by Thor to torture me?"

"what?"

"Since it is, then I have no choice but to obey the destiny. Do what you like. I only have one request. In the future, I will be killed by lightning. Don't come to the funeral. I still want to face Hades."

After Zhuang Xiaojie finished speaking, he ignored Xiao Xiaoyuxie's anxious excuse, turned off his mobile phone, and entrusted his battered body and mind to the mattress and pillows. Since he is tired of being a live fish struggling in the upstream, he should be a dead fish drifting with the current , lying in the center of the vortex and watching Xiaoxiao Yuxie, the broom star collide with Qin Guangling's Omen star, presenting a gorgeous meteor shower to those Internet distribution gossip parties who sit on small benches and look up at the night sky this summer.