Network distribution circle tearing guide

"Qin Guangling, the biggest lunatic in China, is back. The bastard went abroad four years ago to start a foundation. He cheated more than 200 dramas and ran away with his foreigner! We have no choice, and the script in our hands can't be dry." Use! The scriptwriter cv stayed up all night to write and record it, and then it was all scrapped! Qin Guangling bastard, you are not human! We waited so hard for more than half a year, and you didn’t make a sound, you pay back our blood and sweat! Give us back Blood and sweat!"

This weekend, in District 2, the voice-changer-processed audio was discovered in Zhongzhulou. The content of the audio was laughing and crying, and it quickly spread to all corners of the Internet distribution circle like the original "Yellow Crane Recording".It was Qin Guangling's resurrection Weibo released yesterday that inspired the original po's desire to create.

"For the sake of love, I decided to come back, and officially began to fill in new holes on a large scale. New debts and old debts can only be accepted with the participation of the third shift, including the part-time news and the group's miscellaneous covers. As long as there is a crew, I will be a cat Dog barking can be recorded!"

The accompanying picture is a cool selfie with the label "Wake up by myself every day". He poses to the camera with a vigor and vigor, showing his strong determination to regain lost ground.

Qin Guangling is a rare gem in the middle, and also a traffic treasure that has been very popular. After four years of retirement, there are still a large number of nostalgic fans who insist on visiting Weibo to guard the tomb every day.

"Great! I have survived four times of blooming and falling, and finally waited for you! Crying bitterly.jpg"

"Hold tight!!! I didn't expect to see me Qin come back in my lifetime, and I will die in peace~~"

"I've brushed up on you too much lately, and I've been a bit of a demon. I've dreamed about you for several nights in a row. I hope you can come back. Now the dream has come true."

"Oh my God, male god, do you know how much I miss you! When you come back, you are not allowed to leave again. I love you and love you!"

"I can hear your voice again. I feel that today's boiled water is very sweet. Lao Qin, you have always been my marriage."

"To celebrate the return of my family, Guangling, we are now organizing a lottery, with 20 places, 99 yuan per person, and 3 Guangling fans can participate when reposting this Weibo. Today at 12 noon, the lucky draw will be held on the Weibo lottery platform"

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Fans were intoxicated in the carnival of the return of their own lives, while passers-by and Hei focused all their attention on the topic of "coming back for love", and started a mixed discussion in District 2.

"Qin Guangling came back for the third shift? Aren't they good buddies? When did the sparks start?"

"I just saw a fan asking him, and he replied that he had been secretly in love with Sange for many years, and when he saw the news that Sange was bent, he rushed back to pursue him."

"Pfft, it seems that Qin Guangling's madness is still not cured, Xiaoxiaoyu rested in the middle of the night, did he come back on a special trip to be a mistress?"

"If you want to see the reaction of the third watch, he should have seen Qin Guangling's Weibo."

"I must have seen it, and many people forwarded it to him, but I haven't seen any movement yet."

"Hahaha, San Geng quarreled with Qin Guangling for three or four years and kept pretending to be straight. He came out of the closet after less than two years of rest with Xiaoxiaoyu. Qin Guangling is obviously not his type. This time, he probably brought shame on himself."

"Qin Guangling has been slandering himself and has never been surpassed, but he dare not turn against him in the third night of the bet. He knows that Qin Guangling will die if he goes crazy."

"Third Geng used Qin Guangling a lot back then, and sooner or later he will have to pay it back when he comes out to play around. Let's see how he ends up this time."

"I want to know more about Xiaoxiao Yuxie's current mood. Catch the No. [-] Loyal Dog vs. Catch the No. [-] Snake. I have a hunch that this is the rhythm of the annual drama."

"Haha, you guys might as well go directly to Qin Guangling's Weibo to ask questions. He is in a good mood today, so maybe he will reply."

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Net match black fans are very active, and some people actually went to Qin Guangling's Weibo for interviews. Qin Guangling was active in answering questions, especially the basic questions related to the break of the third watch.

"Chrysanthemum Po: Da Da, San Da Da already has a boyfriend, how are you going to pursue him?"

"Qin Guangling: Attacking the unmarried, accepting the unmarried, everything is possible."

"Jifu Zhijia: Sangeng and Xiaoxiao Yuxie have a very good relationship, please don't disturb them!"

"Qin Guangling: Fair competition, the winner is king."

"Brilliant Lights 1998: Are you so confident that you can win over Xiaoxiao Yuxie? You haven't succeeded with Sangen for so many years, which means he's not interested in you."

"Qin Guangling: If you haven't tasted Chinese cabbage, how can you know that fish and meat are fresh.

"Chilatiao: Look over here, I've been your fan for 8 years! My Guangling family is tall, rich and handsome, and I'm sure I'll be able to marry a third-generation beauty. Comparing my heart!

"Qin Guangling: Okay, I'll send you a red envelope, use it to buy sweets."

"Pig brain with ice added: Old Qin, you may be mistaken. More than three is a pure attack. Xiaoxiao Yuxie took him after being his wife for a long time. When two attacks meet, there must be one. Don't you want to use force?" ?”

"Qin Guangling: I really love Xianxian, if he wants, I can give it to him."

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The hours-long answer to reporters' questions was repeatedly raised in District 2, and the arrestees all said that Qin Guangling refreshed their cognition again four years later, and they no longer have to worry about the lonely days of being a gangster.A person covered in black spots will not be considered black in the end, but will turn around and smear the people he has come into contact with.Zhuang Xiaojie was the first to be attacked, and the evil wind from District 2 was all directed at him in the end, and the sour smell of old rotten vinegar was mixed with it.

"Qin Guangling is really a once-in-a-thousand-year fool who would rather suffer for the sake of the third watch."

"First it overwhelmed Xiaoxiao Yuxie, and then conquered Qin Guangling. It made the two pure ones lie flat automatically. The ability to get together in the middle of the night is outstanding."

"It turns out that the third watch is the main attack of the generation of online distribution. It's really hard for him to suffer in the drama all the time."

"Is it because you want to hug left and right by not expressing your opinion at the third watch? With Qin Guangling's personality, he must have contacted him before posting on Weibo."

"Pai, if Qin Guangling had explicitly rejected it in the third watch, he wouldn't have posted on Weibo. He just wanted to step on two boats. Anyway, he never let go of anyone who is worth taking advantage of."

"With the true love of Yuxie, it's not bad to have a spare tire. The three-night gathering is true. A winner in life."

"I'm getting more and more disgusted with the broken string at midnight, pretending to be a straight man and Bai Lian hooking up with a male cv, a capitalized slut."

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Zhuang Xiaojie will not be able to avoid the successive portals if he does not go to District 2. Xi Baichuan is right, CP is a double-edged sword, and his energy may come back at any time. Qin Guangling is his eternal pinch point. The most important thing for online distribution is the crowd watching the excitement, and he is bound to become a meal on the tip of their tongues.

Fans in the inner circle are all paying attention to this hot topic. The dog tail grass and Qin Guangling don't have much contact with each other. From the standpoint of Xiaoxiao Yuxie's friends, they have a natural aversion to this troublesome psychopath, so they go directly to Zhuang Xiaojie to advise, begging He ignored Qin Guangling.Zhuang Xiaojie was so distressed that he couldn't tell, and all the uncontrollable evil fires were thrown on her head. After scolding, he warned her not to gossip everywhere, otherwise she would be killed without mercy.He also issued the same prohibition to the owners of the major fan groups. The "fans" strictly abide by the sacred order, strictly prohibiting the emotional problems of their own destiny in the group, and assist Zhuang Xiaojie to cover their ears and steal the bell with all their heart.