Network distribution circle tearing guide

There are clouds floating in the indigo night sky, like a slightly old watering cloth, the shadows of trees all over the window are swaying in the wind, and the dark cool air is sent out of the window.The Sanwei sunflower in the corner and the Phnom Penh tiger Piran hung down their leaves a little sleepily, but Zhuang Xiaojie still couldn't sleep. He was angry, restless like a bear that couldn't hibernate, and always wanted to release the destructive factors in his body.Rolling from one side of the bed to the other, moving from the bedroom to the living room, with sparks popping out of the breath, and spikes in the throat, when several split personalities completely collapsed on the round table, the most brutal one won handsome flag.He picked up his mobile phone and flipped through Xiaoxiao Yuxie's Weibo, trying to tell him to come out and tease him.

Refreshing the homepage, a photo covered with large spots of blood flashed by with the slide of his fingertips. The scarlet color was unforgettable. He went back to take a closer look, and it turned out that it was posted by the dogtail grass this afternoon.

"Someone's fate is so cheap, if you don't do it, you won't die."

Zhuang Xiaojie had an intuition that this "someone" was Xiaoxiao Yuxie, so he interrogated the sleeping dog tail grass. Hearing him ask about the photo, the dog tail grass felt like drinking sambal, and his spirits immediately rose.

"Daddy, the blood is from Xiaoxiao. He came to help me move today. There is a broken glass window in the room. It has been glued with transparent tape, and he can't touch it at ordinary times. He knew about it early in the morning, but Today, for some reason, I went to open the window while I was away, and the glass shattered on the spot, cutting a 3cm gash in his left palm, and went to the hospital for more than a dozen stitches.”

Zhuang Xiaojie thought that his previous curse had come true, and cursed "It deserves it", and ordered Gouweicao to hand over Xiaoxiao Yuxie's mobile phone number.

"Big brother, have you asked me how many times I want to get Xiaoxiao's number? I beg you to think about it before deleting it this time. It's nothing to me, I'm just afraid of trouble for you."

"Hey, you idiot want to rebel? Don't kneel down!"

"... 嗻."

"and many more!"

"What instructions does the boss have?"

"I don't want to waste the phone bill on that guy anymore, you tell him to call me within 3 minutes."

Zhuang Xiaojie is indeed stingy, but the phone bill is just a cover. In the past, he took the initiative to contact Xiaoxiao Yuxie when something happened, and his figure has fallen below the price of jumping off the building. This time, he must let the other party serve him.

The bristlegrass is an efficient microphone, and the sound of Xiaoxiao Yuxie reached Zhuang Xiaojie's right ear in less than 2 minutes, as gentle as a trickle.

"Why don't you sleep so late?"

Zhuang Xiaojie said coldly, "I'm so angry with you that I can't sleep."

"what happened?"

"I saw my mother today. She said that you have been secretly in touch with her for more than half a year, and you often talk about me together."

"Oh, there is such a thing, but we contacted in an open and honest way, and we didn't sneak around."

"You are sneaky when you deal with my mother without my permission. I said you are so sinister, want to learn from underground workers and infiltrate from the enemy's interior? To tell you the truth, my mother and I have a bad relationship. I don't listen to a word of her words, the more warm you are with her, the more disgusting I am!"

Xiaoxiao Yuxie, like Lin Xiao, has already developed an inertial thinking mode towards Zhuang Xiaojie. When he heard his anger, he only adopted a soft policy, and comforted him: "Don't get excited, the aunt you mentioned mentioned to me, she came to me to find out about your recent situation , I want to know what you like to eat and wear, what books and movies you like to read, where you want to go, what wishes and plans you have.”

Zhuang Xiaojie sneered: "Hmph, you know what a fart, she's a blind man asking a deaf man for directions, it's a waste of effort."

"Yeah, not knowing anything about the person you like, I can really understand the anxiety, because that's how I am."

Xiaoxiaoyu sighed desolately, but she couldn't hear much self-pity, and more was feeling sorry for Zhuang Xiaojie.

"Third watch break, I don't understand your psychological journey, and I won't be self-righteous to persuade you to forgive your mother. But I also hope that you will let go of hatred. Hatred is the most unhealthy psychology. The first torment is yourself. A person's life In fact, it is very short, and the time is spent thinking about unhappy things, and there is very little left for happiness. Whether you are happy or not is very important to me."

He didn't pluck at the heartstrings, but just swept away the dust on the opponent's mirror lightly, like a humble guardian.Zhuang Xiaojie became even more irritable, and the waves in his heart kept churning, and he hurriedly used the magic needle of cursing and cursing.Xiaoxiao Yuxie was not afraid of being scolded, her left ear went in and her right ear went out, like a high-quality sound-absorbing wall, there was no echo at all, and later she heard Zhuang Xiaojie coughing violently from choking on the saliva, and she softly persuaded her.

"Don't yell, beware of bad throat, is there warm water at home? Go and drink some, cv must protect the vocal cords, otherwise the sound will be abolished after a few years of playing."

Zhuang Xiaojie believed that if this person was in front of him, he would serve him tea and water himself, so he couldn't help being thunderous and embarrassing, deeply lamenting how good luck made people, and beating his chest with a sneer: "You said you have such a good heart, why do you always have good intentions that are not rewarded?" Woolen cloth?"

Xiaoxiao Yuxie could hear the irony, but she didn't know what it meant.Zhuang Xiaojie sneered bitterly: "I heard from Wei Wei that you cut your hand while helping her move this afternoon, tsk tsk, you all know that the window is broken, why do you insist on touching it, if you don't touch it with your own hands, you won't believe that the snake is cold, you Why can't you change this deadly problem?"

"Oh. You mean this."

Xiaoxiao Yuxi's voice still contained a smile, Zhuang Xiaojie felt that this voice reminded him of something from just now, and then remembered that it was the sweet-scented osmanthus cake he had tasted in Xi'an Huimin Street, the cool glutinous rice in the fragrance of sweet-scented osmanthus It releases a refreshing sweetness, like a dream that does not want to wake up.

Zhuang Xiaojie knows that Xiaoxiao Yuxie only shows this kind of voice to himself. If you compare emotions to solidified sugar, "like" is warm water, and the candy melts when it is heated, so it is so soft and sweet.This is a beautiful thing, but he can only respond with anger and resentment, like a child who is extravagant and wasteful, willfully throwing this precious candy in the soil and trampling it hard.

Thinking of this, he suddenly felt that he was very bad, and suddenly cowardly did not dare to face the person on the phone, his finger quietly moved to the red button on the screen, and just about to press it, Xiaoxiao Yuxie began to tell the story of his injury.

"At that time, I was packing things by the window. There was a pot of phalaenopsis on the window sill. The flowers bloomed very brightly, really like a big purple butterfly. Not long after, a white butterfly flew out of the window, and it kept flying on the window, like I came here for the potted flower, I saw that it was blocked by the glass and couldn’t fly in, so I tried to open the window for it, but I accidentally broke the glass and cut my hand.”

Even with Zhuang Xiaojie's rich and colorful imagination, he couldn't get such a truth, so he immediately abandoned his sympathy and intensified his sarcasm.

"Xiaoxiao Yuxie, are you the reincarnation of Tang Seng? There is so much compassion that you can treat a butterfly like a saint."

"...I'm not the Virgin, but I feel the same way. The butterfly desperately wanted to get close to the flowers in the window. It was clearly close in front of my eyes, but separated by a layer of glass, it seemed transparent and indestructible. This hopeless situation was exactly the same as mine. "

"you……"

"Third watch breaks, I'm gay, you're straight, I'm like that butterfly, you're like that pot of flowers, separated by the glass of gender. Sometimes I think, I like you so much, If you become a woman, will I continue to love you?"

Zhuang Xiaojie's ears were almost burnt, and strangely, he didn't have the idea of ​​hanging up the phone. For the first time, he became interested in Xiaoxiao Yuxie's nonsense, and wanted to listen to his nonsense in a serious manner.

"I am a natural crook, and I have no desire for women, but if you really become a woman, I think I will continue to like you. Just like that butterfly, at first it regarded flowers as its own kind, and fell in love with you infatuatedly. The other party, when they cross the barrier and find that they are two completely different species, they will continue to love each other. In the past, when I read novels, I often saw a sentence, "Love is equal and has nothing to do with gender". I thought it was ridiculous , If love really has nothing to do with gender, how can there be a difference between homosexuality and heterosexuality. Until now, I finally believe that love can really have nothing to do with gender, love is love, without any constraints."

Objectively speaking, this can be called the most sincere love words that Zhuang Xiaojie has ever heard in his life. He believes that Xiaoxiao Yuxie is definitely not a smooth talker, so it highlights the lethality of this confession.Thunder to the extreme, the soul flies to the sky, breaks through the ozone layer and comes to outer space, and then you can feel the mystery of the universe.

Fortunately, Zhuang Xiaojie is not an ordinary person. He is a severe schizophrenia patient with multiple personalities. His normal personality has skyrocketed, and there are other replacements. Most of them are strange aliens who have convulsions and funny things. The words they say are all derivatives outside the brain. Often inconsistent with my true opinion.

"Xiaoxiao Yuxie, since you're so sincere, I'll make a hypothetical reciprocity. If you were a woman, would I like you?"

Xiaoxiaoyu took a break from anticipation and said nervously, "I think if I were a woman, I might be a good wife and mother."

"I'm not interested in good wives and good mothers. I'm a pure sensualist. I only like beautiful and sexy hot girls with thin waists, big breasts, big buttocks, and a lot of work so they don't cling to people."

"... Isn't that the aesthetics of a wretched man?"

"That's right, all straight men are more or less obscene, otherwise, how could Sora Aoi be the teacher of God? How could the Japanese Ivy industry go abroad and face the world?"

"...I can go for plastic surgery and breast augmentation."

"The shelf life of man-made is too short, and it also affects the feel, and I get tired of always fucking the same person, unless you can change 72, otherwise I will definitely cheat."

"We can change our posture every day, which can also create a sense of freshness."

"Cut, with such a big tone, how many poses can you control?"

"No, I can learn. I have great strength, and my waist and abdomen are also good. As long as it is not an extremely difficult one like Italian chandeliers, I can generally complete it."

"Oh? Will Bai Huteng and Xuan Chan possess you?"

Zhuang Xiaojie didn't demean himself, he really often hangs out on anonymous pornography forums and discusses relevant knowledge with netizens. This is a common exchange between straight men, but now his personality is split, and he finally exposes his wretched side in front of Xiaoxiao Yuxie.Xiaoxiao Yuxie is a pure and innocent little gay guy, how can he stand up to his blatant questioning, soon stuttered in embarrassment, and whispered:

"Then, what is that? I haven't heard of it."

"I have acted in "Lust, Caution"."

"Oh... I've only studied the male-male version."

"The principles are similar, the key is to see the endurance and cooperation of two people."

"I think I have good stamina."

"How long does it usually take to shoot a gun?"

"I didn't make an appointment with the gun, I only played with the hand and the gun. I should... be able to last for 30 minutes."

"It's a lie, I only have 20 minutes at most, and it's 30 minutes like you, the devil will believe it!"

"Really...don't lie to you..."

"Haha, then you can prove it on the spot. It's on the phone. No sound effects are allowed. I'm familiar with the sound effects in meat dramas, so I can't fool me."

Xiaoxiao Yuxie's breathing rate continued to accelerate, and her heavy breath sprayed on the speaker. After swallowing saliva several times in a panic, her voice was so low that it could not be lowered.

"...Stop talking... I, I'm hard..."

"Depend on!"

Hearing his flustered and shy vibrato, Zhuang Xiaojie threw his mobile phone away like he was throwing explosives, and stood there frightened. He was stunned for a moment and suddenly felt something strange about his body. When he lowered his head, he saw the small tent set up around his waist.

The shrill howling resounded throughout the neighborhood, lighting up one after another of the windows, the neighbors knocked on the door again, someone on the opposite floor was scolding their mothers from the air, and at the same time, there were several cries of children who had been awakened by him.I believe that tomorrow the complaints from the owners will flow into the property management company like a snowflake, making this bad guy who disturbs the people notorious.However, compared to these, what frightened Zhuang Xiaojie even more was that he actually became stiff when talking with Xiaoxiao Yuxie.

A voice in my heart crazily emphasized that this is definitely a misunderstanding!In the past, when I was preaching and learning from wretched male brothers, my body would also become excited when the chat was lively and fragrant. It was just a normal physiological phenomenon and had nothing to do with the person I was talking to.

While trying to reason with himself, he climbed over the wall overnight to find evidence on foreign websites, and downloaded dozens of g cutting-edge resources in one go, including Aso Nozomi, Tian Haiyi, Lin Yuna, Ohashi Miku, Himeno Yuri, Ogawa Asami, Yui Hatano and other goddesses who have been active in otaku hard drives for a long time are all invited to serve as guest professors, and then put on headphones and concentrate on listening to the class.His hands are the signature pens, and the roll of paper is the homework book. He diligently checks various formulas on his own body, and thinks hard until midnight to come up with a result that makes him feel at ease.

Thankfully, I'm still straight.

Severe insomnia the night before, and studying hard at night hurts the body and mind, and the iron body can't bear it. Qin Guangling came to the door again in the morning, and saw Zhuang Xiaojie's sallow, thin, and drug addict-like eyes, and screamed on the spot.Self-proclaimed amorous, he thought that Zhuang Xiaojie was distressed and haggard because of love, and he didn't dare to do it again under the heartache and self-blame, so he gave Zhuang Xiaojie a chance to breathe.

During the day, he slept in the bedroom while Qin Guangling played games in the living room. At night, at his strong request, they went to a concert to watch Zhuang Xiaohao's performance, and attended a grand family dinner together.At that time, all the men and women of the dealer were present, Qin Guangling regarded this as the second assessment of marriage proposal, and made some exaggerated impromptu performances.

Zhuang Xiaojie listened to Lin Xiao's confession last night, and knew that his family had secretly issued him a homosexual certificate, and he would not be afraid of dirty clothes after rolling over the mud, and let them set up a stage to sing, and he always took it calmly.However, in order to prevent Qin Guangling from staying any longer, he was forced to put on a bitch mask again after the show to persuade Qin Guangling that a man should put his career first. If he really likes him, he should work hard to create a better future and don't get bored. Tired and greedy for their children.Qin Guangling was moved to tears by the tea-scented encouragement, and reluctantly set foot on the return journey the next day. Before leaving, he told Zhuang Xiaojie: "Your Volkswagen is a bit old, let me buy you a new one. If you have time, you can go to the 4S store, the new sporty Audi q7 this year is quite suitable for you, go and have a look, if you like it, call me to pay."

Zhuang Xiaojie was so tired that he didn't want to worry about whether he regarded himself as a cowboy or a mistress. He just hoped that he could sleep peacefully tonight. When he got home from get off work, he would lie flat on the bed and was just about to fall asleep. Zhuang Xiaohao came to disturb him.

"Brother, are you going to get married? Just now when my grandparents came to my house, I heard them talking to my parents, saying that you might marry that brother named Qin Guangling."

The younger brother's chicken feather letter scared away all the sleepy people, Zhuang Xiaojie asked for details, but the little guy eavesdropped through the door, and only remembered a few words, Zhuang Xiaojie was swayed by him, and was so angry that he rolled around in the quilt, anxious After thinking about it for a while, his father Zhuang Ziqiang called and really cut the knife.

"Xiaojie, that little Qin guy yesterday was pretty nice and funny, but he seemed a little too impetuous and not steady. Neither your grandparents nor I like it very much. I hope you will observe carefully for a while before making a decision. Finding a partner is a lifelong event, regardless of whether it is a man or a woman, you can't make do with it, so don't rush it, just wait and see."

Zhuang Xiaojie wrapped himself up into a rice dumpling, still feeling a chill creeping into his bones, and asked feebly, "Father, what is the attitude of my family towards me now? Aren't you angry when I date men?"

Zhuang Ziqiang was silent for a long time, and sighed helplessly: "It's true that you have become like this is quite different from our original intention, but we can't blame you. It's your mother and I's fault. We set a bad example for you, which caused you to be wrong. We also blame ourselves for losing confidence in heterosexual marriage. Dad used to teach you that people should learn to go with the flow and go with the flow. Homosexuality is neither illegal nor a violation of human ethics. If you really can’t change it, just let nature take its course. Right. In the future, as long as you make a reasonable decision, your family will support you, and your grandparents will be able to figure it out. You don’t have to worry about other people. If you have any difficulties, just tell Dad, and Dad will find a way for you.”

Zhuang Xiaojie was in a frenzy just now, but after hearing what his father said, his anger dissipated.Zhuang Ziqiang is a traditional honest man, benevolent, humble and not good at words, especially struggling to express his emotions.Although he wholeheartedly contributes to the family and fulfills his obligations, and never treats the old and the young badly materially, he has hardly spoken to Zhuang Xiaojie for more than 20 years. In addition to remarriage, with the old son Zhuang Xiaohao, the concern for the eldest son has also dropped. Drop again.Zhuang Xiaojie had the opportunity to talk to his father only when he was asking for living expenses for four years in university. For this reason, he was very rebellious for a while, deliberately finding various reasons to gnaw at the old man. , I'll call you later." Apart from this fixed program instruction, there was never any extra words.Zhuang Xiaojie thought that he was only a responsibility that his father could not get rid of, and gradually he did not expect family happiness, and thought he could see through the warmth and coldness of human relationships, and people became increasingly indifferent and numb. At this moment, the long-lost family affection was like a stone thrown into the silent ancient well in his heart, and the stagnant water revived slightly. vitality.

He felt sore eyes, his body trembled slightly from the wonderful warmth, and his breathing trembled a little.A wayward child is like a dry field, thirsting for more nourishment, often using lies to win love, so he then lied to his father.

"Father, Qin Guangling has a bad temper. If I break up with him, he might kill me."

The effect of this lie can be great or small, but in the eyes of a loving father, the safety of the child is paramount, Zhuang Ziqiang immediately put himself on high alert, changed his serene tone, and said sharply: "If he dares to hurt you, I'll screw his head off! Jie, don't be afraid, move back home first, our house is a government dormitory, the guards are very strict and outsiders can't come in. If you don't want to talk to him about breaking up, dad will tell you for you, what kind of person can dad live for more than 50 years? I’ve seen it before, are you still afraid that he’s a bastard? Immediately let him monkey steal the hydrangea, rolling and crawling.”

Zhuang Ziqiang has been doing clerical work all his life, and he has always been gentle and courteous, but now he uses a quack tone. Zhuang Xiaojie is novel and funny, and said: "Dad, why have you suddenly become the boss of a gangster? I almost don't know you anymore."

Zhuang Ziqiang's seriousness persisted: "For my son, what's wrong with being a hooligan. You'd better move back home as soon as possible. I'll let your Aunt Guo clean up the house for you tonight."

Zhuang Xiaojie didn't dare to make a fake show, and hurriedly turned to appease his father. One lie needs to be filled with ten lies, and he barely reassured Zhuang Ziqiang after he said a full 100 sentences. Happy, he successfully verified his family's feelings for him, and it turned out that he was also a child bathed in love.