Network distribution circle tearing guide

The weather is getting colder day by day, and Beifeng is running around like a drunken mandarin. He is powerful and unreasonable. Everyone who meets him runs away, and he has to grab the scarves of these runaways relentlessly. overcoat, forced to pour a handful of cold smoothies into the hollow of their necks.

After eating Laba porridge, it's time to plan for the Spring Festival. Taili's personnel department sent reliable news that the leader plans to nominate Zhuang Xiaojie as the deputy director of the "People's Family" program group next year. He has accumulated certain achievements and will be reused.The salary will definitely rise a lot, and it is conservatively estimated that it will increase by at least 30% on the current basis. It seems that he will be able to hold his head high and stand tall in the honorable ranks of the middle class without waiting until he is 30 years old.

The unimpeded three-dimensional travel made him more and more feel that the investment in Two-dimensional is worthless. In reality, as long as he puts his head down and works hard, he can go straight to the top step by step, and put the same energy into the online distribution circle but encounter villains everywhere. Often black pinch.When I was young, I was brave and ruthless and always wanted to convince those who belittled me. Now that I am "advanced" and proclaimed emperor in the circle, I have everything I should have. If I encounter the previous bloody battles, the loss of soldiers will greatly hurt my vitality. His enthusiasm for dubbing was also running out, and one day he suddenly had a thought, and felt that the id of "Midnight Break" itself was a prophecy.After experiencing the hustle and bustle of silk and bamboo at the Qingping banquet, the fireworks cleared in the middle of the night, and it was time for the curtain call when the music was broken. Reminiscing about the past is like a dream, and the hard yellow beams have been boiled until soft.Now he reluctantly stays to pay off the debts only because of favors, he ignores the affairs in the circle, and Weibo gradually becomes idle.

There is a scientific name for this state, "Danquan". He intends to do so, but he hasn't communicated with his friends yet.

On Friday, he took a "vacation" at home, and Koukou reminded a group of friends to update their diaries, including dogtail grass.This person quit the circle cleanly, committed suicide by canceling his Weibo id, he used to say hello to Zhuang Xiaojie every day, but now he has disappeared for more than a month.Zhuang Xiaojie knew that she was afraid of making each other feel bad, so he intentionally distanced himself. When he clicked on her diary, he saw that she had posted a new photo. In the photo, a man and a woman made a heart-shaped gesture with their hands.The back of the woman's hand is fleshy, the fingers are thick and short, and they are dyed with black and red nail polish. The man's fingers are slender and fair-skinned, and the nails are neatly trimmed. This hand alone can tell that it is a person with good living habits and culture. Both of them wore red couple bracelets on their wrists, and the photo was obviously to show their affection.

Zhuang Xiaojie recognized the dog's tail grass's pig's trotters, and the other man's hand must be her new boyfriend.

This silly elder sister has left the group?

He happily clicked on the profile picture of Dogtail Grass, and when she replied, he asked, "Tail, are you in love?"

Dogtail Grass made a ladylike emoji: "Yes~"

The former master of the gossip naturally wanted to ask who this unlucky ghost with no eyes was, and the dog tail grass probably also had a lot of joy to share, so he initiated a voice chat and announced with a smile: "It's Da Canglan, I used to be crazy about him, you I know."

Zhuang Xiaojie was startled at first, his mouth couldn't be closed for a long time, and then he couldn't stop laughing.This Canglan is a senior male cv in the industry, with a beautiful voice, and a surprisingly low-key person. Because the supporting drama is too strict and does not suit the taste of the public, he has been willing to be old and transparent for many years, insisting on self-entertainment. happy spirit.Foxtail Grass had cooperated with him a few times before, they had a good friendship, and they often praised each other in front of others.Because of her nympho attacks 360/[-], [-] days a year, either ha this or ha that, almost all the male and female cvs of Deyi Shuangxin in the circle have been touched by her ha lazi, so Zhuang Xiaojie is not surprised, but today suddenly heard To say that she actually entered into a romantic alliance with this person is deeply surprising. As we all know, Canglan has always been known for her intellectual and temperamental personality, so she should be at odds with the crazy female dog's tail grass.

He exposed the habits of the paparazzi on the spot and interrogated him in detail, and the dog tail grass unconditionally satisfied his curiosity, saying that after she quit the circle, she was depressed and wanted to find a place to travel far away. It happened that Cang Lan sent a message to comfort her. He was so comforting, the girl's heart exploded, and the red luan's star moved to turn her stubbornness. She thought that she had already quit the circle anyway, so she might as well play with her heartbeat, and then flew to the southern country where he was, the swallow who did not stop studying and survived the winter. As a result, he successfully won the favor of Cupid.

"Great man, Cang Lan is really good at Su, he is tall, handsome and super knowledgeable, I have completely become his fangirl!"

Listening to her boasting with pink bubbles, Zhuang Xiaojie reminded: "Don't get carried away, why should such an excellent man fall in love with you, and be careful not to meet the straight male version of dumb flute Juju."

That's what he said, but he can trust Canglan's character. He can maintain a long-term unarrogant and impetuous personality in the online distribution circle. If you don't get lost or degenerate, then you must be able to maintain integrity and morality in reality, and deserve the respect and trust of others.

The dogtail grass scolded: "It's too much, how can you compare me Lan with a bitch like a dumb flute, hahaha, I Lan is a workaholic student, busy with work and study, and I don't have time to meet the opposite sex, and girls think He is too good to take the initiative, so he took advantage of my thick skin. But I said that he thought I was simple and cute before, and fell in love with me at first sight when we met that day. It may be that I lost more than 20 catties after quitting the circle. Go up, everyone around you says so~"

She laughed wantonly, with the nouveau riche virtue of "my old lady has made a lot of money", and automatically sent her to Zhuang Xiaojie's tongue, but Zhuang Xiaojie was sincerely happy for her while ridiculing. This idiot did not suffer from depression due to frustration and depression after retiring Thank goodness for that.

"Are you just dating online or planning to get married in the future? I heard that he is a doctor in a public hospital. If you want to achieve a good result, you have to go to his city."

"Well, I'm planning to resign next year and go find a job. Anyway, I'm alone, and I can take root anywhere. And I quite like their small city, it's clean and warm, and it's much more livable than Beijing..."

She looked forward to the future happily, and asked seriously when talking about key points: "Daddy, if I get married, will you come to the wedding?"

"Yes, you can really marry yourself, and I will fly there on time for the wedding on the other side of the earth."

"Then can you promise me one more request? I have cut off relations with my father for more than ten years, and he will definitely not come to see me off to get married. Then you can accompany me on the flower path instead of him?"

"Hahaha, I'll kill you, I don't look like your father, don't take advantage of me."

"Oh my god, just promise me, I will get married once in my life."

"Tch, let's talk about it after you have completely dealt with Canglan. Maybe after a while, when they come back to their senses and find that they have found a firewood girl, they will decisively dump you."

"Hahaha, so I agree? Long live!"

Zhuang Xiaojie's straightforwardness made Gouweicao's heart furious, and he cheered as if he wanted to jump out of his mobile phone to hug him. When he parted, he patted his chest frankly: "Big Daddy, if those bitches pinch you again in the future, don't bother with me. Say hello and I'll pinch it for you, anyway, I now have a gold medal for avoiding death, and I'm invincible in a vest~"

Zhuang Xiaojie was happy with her for a while, but afterwards he felt inexplicably lost. After the bristlegrass retreated from the circle, it immediately turned around and the weather was bright. He took the train of happiness and went away in a cool way. What about him?I am still stuck in this muddy pond and swallow my breath. It seems that "retiring from the circle to ensure safety" is indeed a talk of experience, and the predecessors will not deceive me.

In the evening, Little Egg Tart asked him and Xiaoxiaoyu to rest until the sound of pia. This time, the second episode of "The Curse of Love" will be recorded. The story is set in a fantasy setting. The earth fairy with seven emotions and six desires, and then the prodigal son turned around and vowed to melt the iceberg with his true feelings.At the end of the second issue, the prodigal son attacked the reverse flow of the Tianhe River and returned to time to revive him by suppressing the evil god and self-destructing the primordial spirit. Ya inserted a word.

"Li Jiang, even if I break through the chaos, I will snatch you back!"

Little Egg Tart admired this bloody line very much, and praised it repeatedly during the play: "I found that Tail is really good at writing such lines with strong emotions. People with cold emotions like me can't think of similar sentences even if they want to break their heads." Come."

Zhuang Xiaojie agrees with her opinion, but he loves to show off and is depressed, so he has to say something ironic.

"She is a convulsive person herself, so of course she understands the psychology of such crazy characters best."

Little Egg Tart has never been polite to him, and joked: "So the effect of CV's supporting drama also depends on whether you and the character fit well. It's definitely not good for you to play Mo Ya, you have to do it with Xiaoxiao."

"Hehe, that is, he is the twin brother of the dog's tail grass, and his thinking is the same."

They joked and laughed at Nuan Mai, and began to formally pronounce the pia after the lines were finished. Xiaoxiao Yuxie performed very steadily, and basically passed it twice, but Zhuang Xiaojie was always confused. One line was recorded more than a dozen times and still didn't feel right.

Little Egg Tart had to remind repeatedly: "Xianxian, your sentence is still not rich enough. Although Li Jiang has imprisoned all emotions, his heart is actually gentler and kinder than anyone else. You have to coordinate these two qualities well, otherwise you won't be able to express yourself." Character elements, literary fans will say you are ooc."

Zhuang Xiaojie answered "Got it", but he still felt absent-minded after the match. Little Egg Tart saw that he was not in a good state, and suggested to continue at another time. Who knew that it made him irritated, and he just dropped a word and quit. .

"I can't match this drama well, so I might as well cheat."

Not long after going offline, Xiaoxiao Yuxie called. The tone of the little virtuous wife was soft and considerate, which made people want to give him a golden plaque with the words "raise the case and eyebrows" in the big book.Reluctantly, Zhuang Xiaojie, a scumbag who doesn't know what to do, vividly interprets "I came home drunk with a wine bottle in the middle of the night, slumped on a chair covered in alcohol, kicked the table and kicked the basin, and squatted on the ground to pick up the broken pieces with eyes full of eyebrows and tears." Bowl's virtuous wife's immoral husband" image.

"It's none of your business if I'm in a bad mood. Are you so itchy that you won't be willing until I scold you!? You should be reincarnated into the primitive tribes of Africa for those seventy and eighty-year-old chiefs. Little wife, it doesn’t count if you don’t get whipped a few times a day!”

Xiaoxiao Yuxie can't do the "□□" that straight men yearn for, but being serious is to benefit from humility, tolerance is great, and she also loves this scumbag, willing to be his emotional dumping ground, helping him digest his troubles and reduce stress , and when he finished yelling loudly, he said calmly, "I know why you are annoyed. Today, Little Egg Tart mentioned the tail to make you unhappy."

"What nonsense, the tail is not me, how could I be unhappy because of her!?"

"The red bean buns have been analyzed with me in private. Let me compare the small egg tarts and the tails first. I said that the small egg tarts are several times higher than the tails. They know how to come and handle things. They eat well in the circle and are familiar with it. Basically, there is no one who does not buy it. She accounted for it. You can imagine how much psychological gap you must have had when she quit the circle and Weiwei took over. You can also infer how much effort you have spent in cultivating Tail over the past five years. She is about to graduate from teaching. Now that she has quit the circle, all the energy you put in is in vain, and we completely understand why you are irritable because of this."

He hit the root of the blood with a golden needle, like a fisherman with sharp eyes and quick hands catching a big fish that is overwhelming the river, Zhuang Xiaojie suddenly became depressed, thinking that if everyone is as considerate and tolerant as Xiaoxiao Yuxie in his whole life, how can there be someone who can take it quietly? liquid market.

"I'm tired. I send away group after group in this circle, and no one can accompany me to the end. Every time I make a bunch of messes for me to clean up, and enemies accumulate more and more. It's always like this. The annoying people who go back and forth can't stand it."

"Don't think so, I won't leave you, I will go as far as you go."

"Huh, the words are better than the songs. Tail swore allegiance to the death at the beginning, but finally let go. You Aries are always in a hurry, and feelings come and go faster. Today I say that I am your heart. It’s your liver, and I’m three-quarters of your life, maybe tomorrow I’ll be bored, and I’ll just roll my eyes and say, ‘You’ve got nothing to do with me when you’re dead’.”

His heart was full of poisonous gas, like a complaining woman nagging and complaining, Xiaoxiao Yuxie received them one by one, purified them into warm comfort and returned to him, and asked for the trial:

"If you don't believe me, you can test me on the spot. I'm willing to do anything for you."

He has been so loyal and brave, it can be said that he loves to the depths of the Buddha's heart.

Zhuang Xiaojie wanted to do evil with this demonic obstacle: "Would you be willing to tell you to kill and set fire?"

"No, and you won't really ask me to do these things that hurt people and break the law."

"Hmph, do you think I'm embarrassed to say this? Well, you don't want to do illegal things, so you are told to come to Shanghai now, do you want to do it?"

"Okay, I'll be right over here!"

"There is a time limit, you must arrive before 8:1 tomorrow morning, even one minute later."

"...It's almost 10 o'clock now."

"That's right, so it's time to test your sincerity. If you can be on time tomorrow, I will promise to date you. If you can't keep up, you won't be allowed to harass me again."

For such a forceful act, it is appropriate to call him crazy, and the best way to deal with this kind of unreasonable act is to leave it aside and let him subside naturally after the attack.But Xiaoxiaoyu Xieyuan was a bit demented, and couldn't stand his provocation, and then heard him set up the black and white flags of "association" and "breakup", how could she calm down?Hastily asked: "You mean what you say?"

Zhuang Xiaojie insisted: "It counts, you can decide whether to come or not."

After finishing speaking, he hung up the phone, threw away the phone and rushed to take a shower.

Gemini's emotions fluctuate greatly, not to mention that he has an ab blood type as a catalyst. When hormone secretion is disordered, it is a toss all over the world. Regretted that she should have abused Xiaoxiao Yuxie ruthlessly.

He won't really come here, will he?

It was 12:21 in the middle of the night, and there were only more than 7 hours left before the time limit.The high-speed train from Beijing to Shanghai takes at least 8 hours. During their call just now, the last train of the day has already departed, so it is not feasible to take the railway line.What about planes?Zhuang Xiaojie remembered that there were a few red-eye flights at night, but during the Spring Festival travel season, all the air tickets on the Beijing-Shanghai line were sold out, and several of his colleagues lost their reservations in advance.

Excluding all possibilities, he concluded that Xiaoxiao Yuxie would not be able to come tomorrow, and advised himself to go to bed with peace of mind.He had just changed the bedding, and the sheets and quilts were filled with the crisp fragrance of sunshine, which was supposed to be hypnotic, but he couldn't sleep well all night, sometimes falling into a cobweb-like dreamland, and sometimes awakened by a faint headache.The wind outside the window gnawed at everything, like a group of greedy silkworms, or like a group of bitter ghosts whispering, the alarm clock also joined in, brandishing three swords of different lengths to chase him down.The sound of his heavy breathing flowed into oppressive mud, which made the quilt gradually heavy, and he had to lift it every few minutes, while opening his eyes to look out the window.The night showed no sign of fading, which made him deeply feel the cruelty of time.

When will it be 8 o'clock?

A strong psychological suggestion prompted him to set the alarm to this time, and he was stunned:

Why wait for 8 o'clock?

Are you waiting for Xiaoxiao Yu to rest?will he come

No, it's impossible, he can't come...

But what if it really came?

No, he won't come, definitely not...

He covered his forehead, hit the pillow hard with the back of his head, scolded himself for being too pretentious, and panicked because of an accidental discovery—when did the torment of Xiaoxiao Yuxie turn into self-abuse, so that the damage he inflicted would Bounced back multiple times, causing him to be so distracted and distracted.

Several times helpless, he sat up and grabbed his phone, ready to order the debt collector who annoyed him to stay at home obediently, and every time he left it behind before unlocking the screen lock, he didn't want to admit defeat, and he didn't want that kid to know He has lost his claim that he must maintain physical and mental independence no matter what, and cannot lose absolute control over himself.

The wind shook the glass, and the shattering seemed imminent. In the stalemate of life or death, a ray of dawn finally penetrated the thick darkness and handed him a life-saving rope.He grasped the rope and got up upside down. The time marked by the alarm clock was 7:02. After another 58 minutes, he would be able to let go of his bitter heart. But the more this kind of time, the more restless he was, and he had to do something to wear it off. Final sentence.

So he took a shower, brushed his teeth, changed his clothes, and dried his hair. When there were only 10 minutes left, he went to the kitchen and turned on the gas stove to cook noodles.Originally, a small ear pot was enough to boil water for cooking instant noodles, but he purposely used a large iron pot for frying chicken legs to cook a full pot, and the intention was to pass the time.Throwing the bread into the pot and rolling with the boiling water, his heart also rolled. He picked up his mobile phone and browsed the web blindly, silently and eagerly questioning why the damn alarm clock didn't go off for so long.

When all senses are focused on one sound, it is easy to be alarmed by abnormal noises that do not appear according to plan. Even the usual small humming like the Tencent news notification sound really startled him and shook his hands. , the self-defeating mobile phone plopped into the boiling soup pot, and the dancing noodles immediately engulfed it like lush seaweed, and he was also given some hot soup.

Zhuang Xiaojie stood helpless, like an octopus crawling into his chest, countless powerful suction cups clutched his lungs tightly, he was irritable in the suffocation, and wanted to pick up the soup pot and throw the boiled items all at once. Go outside the window.

Suddenly, the doorbell rang.

His anger was instantly extinguished by the soft sound, and uncontrollable tremors rushed up from the bottom of his feet. When he lost his mind, the bell rang several times in a row, and the frequency was very rapid. It seemed that the people outside the door could not be hindered for a second, and soon disappeared. The intermittent ringing of the bell was clearly a field transmitter sending an urgent call for help amid artillery fire.

Zhuang Xiaojie turned around and walked towards the door, using the standard of obsessive-compulsive disorder to regulate his pace and speed, like a bank hit by a tsunami, a dying support with a strong outside but dry inside.At the same time as the door was opened, the alarm clock finally started beeping, exactly at 8 o'clock, Xiaoxiao Yuxie sent herself to him.

"I'm not late, am I?"

I saw this debt-collecting boy leaning against the door frame, his hair, chin, nose, and eyelashes dripping with sweat, as if he had just escaped from a steamer. His upper body was only wearing a soaked long-sleeved T-shirt, and most of the rest was thrown away. on the way.Zhuang Xiaojie took a closer look, and was immediately shocked by his face. After vigorous exercise, the cheeks should be rosy and bright, but his cheeks and cheeks are completely pale and blue, and his lips are dark and purple. Eye sockets are black and blue, all of which are symptoms of severe ischemia .

"Am I late?"

He struggled to ask again, his eyes lost the only sparkle, and his body collapsed like a rotten pillar. Zhuang Xiaojie rushed forward to hug him in time, and fell with him.

"Hey! Hey! What's wrong with you!"

He wrapped his arms around the back of his neck with one hand and patted his face with the other, trying to wake him up. When he touched the icy and wet skin, he knew that something was wrong, so he hurriedly bent down again, with his ears pressed against his chest to listen.The chaotic heartbeat was like a pile of stones pouring down on his head, knocking him out of his mind. The accumulated medical knowledge told him that this was a sudden heart attack caused by high-intensity exercise. If he was not rescued in time, he would probably die. Life.