The funny guys in bedroom 303

Murphy's Law says: If things have the possibility of going bad, no matter how small the possibility is, it will always happen.

This is what people often say, what to fear.

Although Wu Di and Qin Rui didn't walk back happily holding hands, the situation was even worse than imagined. They actually staged a good show of Zhu Bajie carrying his wife, which stunned the whole room, especially Wu's father. Wu Ma was so shocked that she didn't know how to deal with it.

What happened probably dates back to three hours ago.

That is to say, after Tan Rui pulled Wu Di into the car in front of the big guys, he drove the car to the entrance of a five-star hotel without saying a word. His behavior was self-evident, and Wu Di could guess his identity with his toes. Thoughts, and did not raise any objections.

Then obediently followed him upstairs and into the room, and at his strong request, took a hot bath together.In the meantime, being kissed made her dizzy and almost couldn't find her way.

Qin Rui didn't expect Wu Di to be so obedient and obedient. Apart from being pleasantly surprised, he couldn't wait more. He released his enthusiasm without hesitation, resolutely followed his feeling, and came as he felt comfortable.Touching and kissing are just small cases, in order to let him get a complete *, he even lowered his body, engulfed little Wu Di, and used a slightly jerky and clumsy ventriloquist to make him comfortable for a while.Afterwards, seeing that the time was ripe, His Royal Highness hurriedly raised his gun and went into battle, preparing for all that.

Unexpectedly, as soon as the thing reached Wu Di's butt, the person under him suddenly said to him seriously, "Stop it first."

Qin Rui felt baffled, at this moment he was already in a state of urgency, so how could he stop?He didn't care about that much anymore, he opened the opponent's legs and tried to put them inside.

Although Wu Di was small in size, he was not a lamb to be slaughtered, so he pushed him away with all his strength.

Tan Rui was taken aback for a moment, then yelled in disbelief, "What do you mean?!"

Wu Di was very calm, and slowly threw out a sentence, "It's also a man, why are you oppressing me instead of me oppressing you?"

Tan Rui laughed back in anger, squinting at his small body, sarcasm mercilessly.

"With your body, you still want to suppress me? Are you kidding me!"

Wu Di asked shamelessly, "You lie down obediently, won't I be able to suppress you?"

Tan Rui directly used the words "thinking beautifully" to break his dream.

Wu Di made another suggestion, "Why don't we decide by guessing punches? Rock-paper-scissors, whoever wins has the final say."

"No, I don't like comparing luck with others." Tan Rui felt that guessing fists was very unreliable, and if he made a random gesture, the winner would be determined. Isn't this a little too hasty?With a blink of an eye, he made a plan, "Well, let's speak with the facts, and whoever is more manly in terms of height, weight, and strength is qualified to be the one above!"

Wu Di rolled his eyes at him, "You are quite calculating, can you have a fair competition?"

"I can't." Tan Rui snorted arrogantly, relying on his own physical strength, he was full of arrogance, and threatened nakedly: "Either compare with me in these three ways, or I will be stronger. Rape you, I will give you ten seconds to think about it, and you decide what to choose."

"Can you be more shameless?" Seeing his arrogant appearance, Wu Di didn't even bother to despise him.

Tan Rui put on a posture that determined him, and began to count, "One...two...three...four..."

"Okay, okay, let's compare." Wu Di waved his hand impatiently, and then said the conditions, "There is no comparison of height and weight. This is given by parents. Even if you win, it will be disgraceful. Let's compare strength , arm wrestling, win or lose in one round."

"Okay." Tan Rui raised his arms, bent his elbows to show off his bulging biceps, and smiled smugly.

"Cut~" Wu Di snorted, got up from the bed, wrapped a bath towel around his waist, walked to the table and sat down, and declared again, "Let's talk about it first, it's a game, no matter who loses, don't play tricks. "

"Do I look like the kind of person who can't afford to lose?" Tan Rui curled his lips in disdain, "It's you, remember what you said, don't regret it if you lose." Following his example, he also wore a piece around his waist Bath towel, came over and sat down, stretched out his right hand, put his elbow on the table, and smiled contemptuously at him, "In order to shut your mouth, and of course for the sake of fairness, I let you have two hands and mine. Shoubi, if you lose later, don't find some random reasons to prevaricate me."

"Oh, I do what I say, why are you so wordy!" Wu Di also reached out his hand and shook hands with him, "I'll say one, two, three, and start counting to three, are you ready?"

"Well, you can yell."

Wu Di shouted, "One..."

Qin Rui concentrated.

Wu Di shouted again, "Two..."

Qin Rui secretly gathered his strength and was ready to go.

While Wu Di yelled "three", he stretched out his other hand and scratched Tan Rui's armpit with lightning speed.

Tan Rui was ticklish, and all the strength in his body dissipated in an instant, only to hear a "boom", and his hand was knocked down on the table.

Wu Di cheered happily, "Haha, I won!"

Qin Rui was stunned for a long while, and then he opened his throat and roared, "Are you playing tricks?!"

Wu Di was proud, "Don't speak so harshly, I call it winning by wit!"

"Outsmart your uncle!" Tan Rui angrily said, "Start again, the round just now doesn't count."

"Just now you clearly said that you will win or lose in a game, and you agreed, but now you go back on your word, are you embarrassed?" This time it was Wu Di's turn to taunt him, "Don't tell me, you are a person who doesn't keep his word! Contradictory words, rotten hands, rotten feet, rotten*!"

Tan Rui's eyelids twitched, and he was silent for a while, looked at the wall clock on the wall, and asked pretending to be concerned, "Eh? It's past one o'clock now, are you hungry? How about we go out to eat something?"

"I'm not hungry, so don't try to change the subject." Wu Di didn't like this at all, "I give you two choices, either you lie on the bed obediently, or I will use force! Although I can't beat you, If you insist on being lazy, I have nothing to do with you. But! I will tell your fans about your nasty behavior with embellishments, and see how you hold your head up in front of them in the future!"

Hearing these shameless remarks, Tan Rui almost spat blood. In terms of insidiousness and cunning, he was obviously no match for this kid, but in terms of domineering, he was far behind.Pulling off the bath towel around his waist, Qin Rui strode to the bedside, walked up in a large font, and raised his eyebrows at Wu Di with an extremely arrogant attitude.

"Come on, I'll let you suppress it. But before you suppress it, you have to think about the consequences."

Facing his arrogant appearance, Wu Di froze from the inside out, and asked weakly: "What are the consequences?"

Tan Rui didn't reply, but let out a cold snort from his nostrils.

From this cold snort with a sense of danger and warning, Wu Di seemed to have predicted the consequences, and that was one word—death!

After silently getting dressed, and then considerately putting the prince's clothes on the bed, Wu Di smiled at him.

"I'm so hungry, let's go out and eat. (+﹏+)~"

……

The two checked out of the room, ate something casually outside, and then drove back to school.

On the way, the more Wu Di thought about it, the more he felt aggrieved. Although he was a bit unfit to win, he still won in the end.No matter what method is used, the one who wins is the uncle, but he is still trampled under by Tan Rui and cannot turn over.

In fact, he didn't have to compete with the other party for the upper position, but since he realized it, Tan Rui always put on a high-ranking posture to bully him.Sometimes, he feels like a little daughter-in-law, while Tan Rui is the big man in his life, and his life must revolve around her. If he is obedient, he will be loved infinitely; All kinds of cold violence came.In his heart, there is no role classification for homosexuality, and he can't just look at his appearance and assume that he can only play the role of a woman.Apart from sex and love, he doesn't care who gets on and who gets off, he just hopes that the other party will not see him as a man sees a woman.

"Hey, I want to ask you something." Thinking of this, he couldn't help asking.

Tan Rui glanced at him, then turned his gaze to the front again, "What's the matter?"

"Would you be happy if I said I wanted to have sex reassignment surgery?"

Tan Rui pressed the back of his hand to his forehead, "You don't have a fever, what nonsense are you talking about?"

"I'm talking serious." Wu Di suddenly became serious, "In your heart, I'm a woman, right?"

Qin Rui didn't say a word, feeling that there was some vexatious taste in these words, he directly parked the car on the side of the road, reached out and grabbed his crotch, "If you don't want this thing anymore, I'll take you to the hospital right now Just cut it off."

"Who said I don't want it anymore!" Wu Di quickly covered his crotch with his hands, "I wanted to have a good talk with you about what happened just now, but how can we continue talking with you with this attitude towards me?"

"Okay, I have a correct attitude, so don't beat around the bush, just say what you have to say."

"To be honest, our way of getting along makes me feel a little awkward. I know that you treat me well, but what I want is equality and respect. I can treat you like you treat me. How do you spoil me? , I can spoil you as much as you want, I just hope you don’t treat me as a woman.” Wu Di was afraid that he didn’t express clearly enough, so he asked again, “Can you understand this?”

"So, it's wrong for me to spoil you?!" Tan Rui couldn't understand whether he was laughing or crying. He really couldn't understand his thoughts, but he understood one thing. He wanted to switch roles with himself, "Well, I'll let you do it from now on Spoil me, if I can't find anything wrong with your performance, then I will willingly let you overwhelm me."

"That's not what I meant..." I don't know if his way of expression is wrong, or his comprehension ability is too weak, Wu Di always feels that their thinking is not on the same line, "I mean equality, equality, do you understand?"

Tan Rui didn't understand, and didn't want to hear him continue talking. He stepped on the accelerator, and the car moved forward slowly, then turned his head and smiled at him maliciously, "I know what you mean, so it's settled, in the future Just pamper me as much as you want."

"Uh..." Wu Di held his forehead, feeling like he was full and had nothing to do and was just looking for guilt.

After returning to school, Tan Rui started to get serious. When the two walked downstairs to the dormitory, he suddenly stopped, looked at Wu Di, and grinned, "I can't walk anymore, you can carry me up."

This sentence was like a bolt from the blue, making Wu Dilei feel anxious, "I, I, I will carry you up?!"

"Yes." Tan Rui took it for granted, "This is the only way to show your manly side."

Looking at the 1.8-meter tall guy, Wu Di said with a mournful face, "But I can't hold you..."

"Just carry it if you can't hold it." Tan Rui patted his buttocks, "Quickly squat down."

"That..." Wu Di still wanted to discuss it, but a heavy weight suddenly fell on his body, which was too heavy for him to bear.

Tan Rui hung on his body like an octopus, tightly bound his hands and feet, then put his mouth to his ear, and said with a smirk: "I'll give you a suggestion, it's best for you to rush up all at once. Otherwise, you will feel more and more heavy and tired. If you don’t want to carry me up, it’s okay, as long as you admit that you are not a man, I will come down immediately.”

Wu Di was young and energetic, unable to withstand the agitation, he gritted his teeth and walked away.During this period, he climbed up the stairs until his legs trembled and did not put him down, so he bravely carried him to the third floor. When he arrived at the door of the dormitory, he was already sweating profusely and panting, as if he would collapse to the ground the next moment.

Seeing that victory was just ahead, Wu Di roared, knocked his head on the door, and turned to Tan Rui, "Is this man enough for me?!"

As a result, the people in the room were completely messed up by the roar.

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Seeing two strange middle-aged men and women sitting in the room, Tan Rui jumped off Wu Di quickly, smiled at the two elders out of politeness, and then elbowed Wu Di. He bumped into Wu Di's body and reminded in a low voice, "Calm down, there are still outsiders in the room."

Wu Di obviously didn't take his words seriously, and was still struggling with the previous problem, staring at his face, gasping for breath and asking aggressively: "Am I really good? Have you convinced me? Will I continue to do so in the future?" Would you say I'm not a man?"

Tan Rui also found that the facial features of the two elders were distorted after hearing these words, and finally noticed something was wrong.Putting his hands on Wu Di's shoulders, he turned him around, facing the two people, and asked tentatively, "Do you know them?"

The whole family looked at each other, Wu Di was shocked and almost knelt down.

Mother Wu smiled, smiling amiably, pointing her finger at him, "Come here."

Wu Di bowed his waist and walked over obediently.

As soon as he approached, Mother Wu immediately changed her face, her eyes showed a fierce look, she grabbed his ear, twisted and twisted fiercely, "Where did you go, kid? Why didn't you come back now? I was with your dad The day lily is getting cold waiting here! You are still playing with us to turn off the phone, do you have to make me mad to death before you are reconciled?!"

"Mom, take it easy, my ear is going to fall off, it's going to fall off!" Wu Di grinned and begged for mercy, "My cell phone is out of battery, I didn't turn it off on purpose, it turned off automatically! If I had known You will come, how dare you run outside."

Seeing that his ears were all red, Madam Wu let go of her hand angrily, shifted her gaze to Tan Rui, looked him up and down a few times, and asked nunuzui, "Who is he? What kind of play did you sing just now?" ?”

"Well, that, uh..." Wu Di hesitated for a long time and couldn't say a complete sentence.

Mother Wu threw the question to Liu Shun again, "Is this big man my daughter-in-law?"

While admiring Mama Wu's sharp eyesight, Liu Shun's tongue also started to get knotted, his mouth opened and closed, but he couldn't make a sound.

Qin Rui was quite generous. He walked forward in two steps, bowed respectfully, looked at the two elders with a smile on his face, and introduced himself, "Uncle and aunt, hello! My name is Qin Rui, and I am currently in the In junior year, they are their seniors."

"Since you are a senior, why do you want my son to carry you?"

"We're just kidding around."

"Then what is your relationship?"

Tan Rui looked at Wu Di, just in time to meet his gaze, and there was a hint of timidity and helplessness in those big round eyes.

Smiling, feeling helpless and distressed, Tan Rui looked away, and when he looked at Mama Wu again, his face was extremely calm, "We are just the relationship between the senior and the junior. Uncle and aunt, I have something to do first, and I will take care of it next time." You guys go out and have a good time." After speaking, he reached out his hand and rubbed Wu Di's head naturally, the movement was gentle and comforting, and he turned and left after saying "I'm leaving".

The door was slammed shut, Wu Di shook his body, and a strong sense of guilt suddenly hit his heart.Before, he was worried that Tan Rui would come out of the closet rashly, and his whole heart was almost in his throat, but it turned out that he had been ignoring the sincerity that silently paid for him.

Compared with the other party, he seemed so selfish and cowardly.

From dating to now, he had no intention of letting his parents know about Tan Rui's existence. He always thought about how long he could hide this matter, because he didn't dare to face the pressure of coming out, and he was afraid that he would not be able to bear it.But now, without knowing where the courage came from, he suddenly wanted to confess everything to his parents.

He bent his knees, knelt on the ground with a bang, and shouted desperately, "Dad, Mom, the one who left just now is really your daughter-in-law!"