The funny guys in bedroom 303

The air was silent for a while, and three people were squeezed into the bench that was only for two people to sit side by side. It was obvious that there was no room for them.Liu Shun leaned back with the bowl in his hand, looked aside while grilling the rice, and found that the school belle's half of her butt was hanging outside, and the other party always had a calm smile on her face. It is really hanging enough, and you are not afraid of falling off the stool.

In line with the noble quality of pity and tenderness, Liu Shun raised his buttocks and moved a little to the side, and then felt Liu Yi's whole body leaning towards him, secretly happy in his heart, and moved to the side again, the other's body moved closer again , The three buttocks finally squeezed together on the bench.

The atmosphere couldn't always be stiff, the school girl carefully observed Liu Yi's expression, and didn't see anything wrong, so she broke the silence first.

"Liu Yi, do you mind if I sit here and eat?"

"Didn't you already sit down, why do you still ask my opinion?" Liu Yi always had that lukewarm attitude. He put a piece of meat into his mouth, chewed and swallowed it slowly, and then Slowly added a sentence, "Even the seat has been vacated for you."

The school girl seemed to have tasted the sarcasm from his words, a look of astonishment flashed across her face, but she quickly calmed down, deliberately ignored the words, raised her chin and smiled faintly, "Thank you for making room for me. "

Hearing this, Liu Shun couldn't hold back and sprayed out all the rice in his mouth, and it rained all over the table.

He originally felt a little sympathetic to this school belle. Seeing that the other party's face was refuted in public, he was worried that she would not be able to get off the stage, but it turned out that this worry was obviously unnecessary. She didn't feel embarrassed at all, on the contrary, she could handle it with ease. .

Looking at the rice grains on the table, everyone was taken aback for a moment, and then looked at him in surprise, while Xiaohua's eyes showed obvious contempt.

After laughing awkwardly, Liu Shun quickly wiped the table with his hands.

"Can you talk about hygiene?" Liu Yi glanced at him reproachfully, took out a tissue from his trouser pocket and helped him wipe off the rice sticking to the corner of his mouth, "Don't do it, someone will clean it up later, you Go and wash your hands."

Liu Shun let out a low eyebrow, then obediently washed his hands.

After he left, the school belle turned into a problem baby and asked tentatively, "Liu Yi, who is he? You seem to be treating him very well."

"My brother."

"I've known you for so long, but I've never heard that you have a younger brother. Is he the younger brother you just met?"

Liu Yi vaguely sensed that there was another meaning in her words, and emphasized every word: "He is my own brother."

After hearing this, Xiaohua couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.To be honest, it really scared her before.In school, Liu Yi always deliberately kept a certain distance from everyone. He was indifferent and reticent by nature, and rarely got close to people. It was difficult to ask him to smile at people, let alone any intimate behavior.Probably his cool personality has a fatal attraction to girls, and there are always many suitors around him, but he remains unmoved.But just now, he took a tissue to wipe off the rice grains hanging from the corner of another boy's mouth. The action was natural and intimate, without any sense of disobedience. If he didn't know that the two of them were related by blood, it would be hard for people not to be wrong.

Glancing at him again, the school belle teased humorously, "You and your brother don't look alike, there is no similarity in size or appearance. If you don't tell me, I really didn't see that you are brothers .”

Liu Yi lowered his head and stirred the rice in the bowl with his chopsticks. The corners of his mouth turned up slightly, and his smile was fleeting.

"It's not like that, he's much prettier than me."

The school belle didn't see the expression on his face clearly, but saw him hanging his head, thinking that he might be mistaken, she hurriedly explained, "I didn't say you are not good-looking, don't get me wrong, both of you brothers are very handsome !"

Compared to her anxiety, Liu Yi looked very calm, nodded and said nothing more.

The school belle was exhausted by his style of cherishing words like gold, so she shut her mouth wisely and ate rice resentfully.

As a bystander, Du Ziteng was speechless. It seemed that it was really a technical task to please this big ice cube.

……

Not long after, Liu Shun came back after washing his hands. As soon as he approached, he saw the school beauty smiling at him.

Although a little inexplicable, he politely returned a smile to the other party.

Xiaohua stood up, smiled and stretched out her hand, "Hello, my name is Yu Xinyu, we officially know each other if we shake hands."

Liu Shunhong is really jealous, she has a beautiful name, God is really partial.It doesn't look like my own name, not to mention the ordinary and strange, but also grab a lot of it.He lightly shook her hand, then let go immediately, and said inarticulately: "My name is Liu Shun, Shun Shun Shun Er."

Sure enough, Yu Xinyu didn't hear clearly, "What's your name? Liu Shuan'er?"

Before Liu Shun could reply, Liu Yi spoke first, "Shun, Shun smoothly." After that, he picked up Liu Shun's bag, stood up, and walked out, "Let's go, I'll take you out."

"Eh? I'm not full yet!" Liu Shun was stunned for a moment before catching up.

Looking at their backs going away, Du Ziteng smiled wryly and sighed, "If you want to leave, you have to say hello before you leave, right?"

Yu Xinyu still had many questions in her heart, so she pinned all her hopes on Du Ziteng. After sitting down, she ate a meal and asked casually as if chatting: "I have known Liu Yi for almost three years, and I have never heard of it. But he still has brothers and sisters, why did a younger brother suddenly appear? Did his younger brother come to visit him from his hometown? Now he is going to send him back again?"

"I only found out not long ago. Brother Liu is studying in the university next door to us. He is already a sophomore. Liu Yi probably wants to send him back to his dormitory."

"Oh, seeing them walking away in a hurry, I thought they were in a hurry to get in the car."

"Liu Yi treats his younger brother like a treasure. If anyone gets closer to Liu Shun, he will immediately rush out and take him away." Thinking of Liu Yi's previous behavior, Du Ziteng curled his lips in disdain, "Don't you Notice it? He doesn't want you guys to continue chatting at all!"

Yu Xinyu shook her head with a dry smile, "Probably because the two brothers have a good relationship."

Du Ziteng couldn't help feeling, "No matter how indifferent a person is, he has his weakness. Liu Shun is Liu Yi's weakness and his reverse scale. No one else can touch him. I really misjudged him. I thought Liu Yi didn't like him." Brother, every time he treats Liu Shun coldly, like..." After a pause, Du Ziteng realized that he was a bit talkative, pouring out what should be said and what should not be said.He gave a fake cough, saw Yu Xinyu's suspicious eyes, and changed the subject with a smile, "By the way, if you see Liu Shun in the future, hurry up and take a detour, lest Liu Yi suddenly say a few irritating words like just now embarrass you."

"Oh, I see." Yu Xinyu nodded thoughtfully. Although she knew that Liu Yi's mouth was poisonous and often made it difficult for people to get off the stage, the other party never said anything nasty to her, as before. It was really the first time that he satirized her sympathetically.

Thinking of this, she felt ridiculous.She thought that in Liu Yi's heart, she was so different.It turned out that this was just her wishful thinking.If she accidentally offends the opponent's nilin, there will still be no good results.

It's just that it seems a bit unreasonable for an older brother to show such a strong possessive desire towards his own younger brother.

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Walking from the cafeteria all the way to the outside of the school, Liu Shun thought about it and couldn't think of a reason to continue to stay by Liu Yi's side. Looking at him, he scratched his head unnaturally, "Well... I'm going back, give me the bag Bar."

"Are you afraid of me?" Looking at his awkward look, Liu Yi frowned tightly, "You seem to be very reluctant to let go in front of me. Will I eat you or will I eat you?" What? Is it worth being so uncomfortable?"

In one word, Liu Shun didn't know how to deal with it other than giggling.

The more he laughed stupidly, the angrier Liu Yi became when he saw it, "Hurry up, put away this stupid look for me."

"Oh!" Liu Shun hurriedly lowered his head and rubbed his face with his hands, and when he raised his head again, his face was serious.

Liu Yi suddenly felt that he was quite good at playing tricks, so he didn't hold back all of a sudden, and actually laughed.After laughing, he deliberately reminded with a stern face, "Don't play sloppy with me, you haven't answered the question I just asked."

He smiled, and the atmosphere seemed to become much more relaxed. Liu Shun was not so restrained anymore. He gritted his teeth and let it go, unabashedly speaking out his truest thoughts, "Actually, I'm not really afraid of you, but When facing you, I always feel frightened in my heart, for no reason, and I don't know the reason myself."

"Isn't this fear?" Liu Yi smiled again, the smile was very faint, so faint that it was hard to find.Then his eyes darkened, and he kindly helped him find the reason, "Probably because I said too many ugly things, you instinctively rejected me."

This is obviously the correct answer. Liu Shun instantly had the urge to turn into a roaring horse, and really wanted to grab his shoulders and shake and roar. So you still remember the stupid things you did to me before. ! !Are you guilty?Then should I cry with gratitude? !

But complaints belong to complaints, Liu Shun still dare not express his inner thoughts, let alone nod his head and smack his lips in agreement. Just looking at his slightly melancholy eyes can't add fuel to the flames at this time, he can only help him along the way. Mao is the wisest course of action.

"Brother, what you said is too outlandish. How could I reject you? I'm afraid to take a step back when I am rushing to post. Besides, I am not as stingy as you think. I have long forgotten those things before. Let’s not mention it in the future, shall we?”

Liu Yi seemed to have figured out what he would say, and as soon as the words fell, a satisfied look appeared on his face, and then he ordered plainly, "From now on, you don't need to act like a little white rabbit in front of me, it feels so fake. "

Liu Shun nodded, then tentatively asked, "Then what do you want?"

"As usual."

"Actually, I have many sides." Liu Shun covered his mouth and giggled, and his twitchy side immediately appeared, "I can be like a street gangster, a well-educated literary youth, or a childlike innocence." Big boy. Whatever you like, I will show you in front of you, and you can be more mature and stable."

Liu Yi put on an indifferent face, "Forget it, I didn't say what I said just now."

Liu Shun pretended to be innocent, and deliberately asked: "Then I have played freely?"

Liu Yi really didn't want to talk to him, but he was afraid that he would smoke endlessly, so he sighed helplessly, "Just be normal." Then he handed him the bag in his hand, "Didn't you say that you are not full? Remember to buy something to eat Go back to the dormitory, I'm leaving first."

It seems like a casual reminder, but it can reflect one person's concern for another person. Liu Shun took the bag, grinned, showing his big white teeth, "I see. Brother, you go slowly."

"Yeah." Liu Yi inadvertently shifted his gaze to his head, and couldn't help frowning slightly. The more he looked at it, the more awkward he felt, and he opened his mouth and said, "I forgot to tell you that you look like a fool with no hair on your head. It’s as ugly as it looks.”

"Then I'll grow my hair quickly." Liu Shun joked with a playful smile, "I heard that if you rub your scalp vigorously with ginger slices, your hair will grow like weeds. I'll go to the vegetable market to buy a big The bag of ginger is back."

Liu Yi didn't answer, and poked his bald forehead with his fingers, with a taste of pampering in his gestures.Then he said "Let's go" before turning around and leaving.

Looking at the back of the other party, Liu Shun smiled from the bottom of his heart.As Wu Di said, when they came out to play this time, the barrier between them was finally completely eliminated, and the frosted glass between them also disappeared.

At this moment, he could clearly see that the back illuminated by the sun was so tall and stalwart, it seemed to bring a strange sense of security to people.From now on, he no longer has to put on a submissive look in front of the other party, because he has regained the feeling they had when they got along.Relaxed, comfortable and unrestrained, this is his favorite way to get along.

Unable to control himself for a moment, he didn't shout loudly: "Brother, can I call you when I get back?"

Liu Yi didn't turn around, didn't reply, just waved his hand.But Liu Shun just stubbornly thought that he agreed to the request, so he felt a little happy, bought two big pancakes on the street, and then walked back humming a little song.

……

When he was about to reach the door of the dormitory, Liu Shun deliberately took out his mobile phone, found out Liu Yi's number, and prepared to dial the number as soon as he stepped in.Unexpectedly, after pushing the door open, he forgot what he was doing when he saw the scene in front of him.

A middle-aged man and a woman sat on the broken sofa in the corner. They were eating melon seeds and watching movies on their laptops, looking very comfortable.And in front of them there was a little servant squatting, holding a plate of melon seeds in his hand, with a bitter expression on his face.

Liu Shun was instantly happy, strode into the dormitory, found the middle-aged man and woman looking over, nodded and smiled politely at them, then walked to the little servant, bent his waist, and teased in a low voice, "Is this your relative? Why do you look the same as Wu Di? Are you and that kid related by blood?"

The little servant Zhou Wei stared angrily, and was about to speak when the middle-aged woman suddenly shifted her gaze to Liu Shun, and said first: "My family's ancestors have been small for generations, and this child is as strong as a bear. There is no blood relationship."

Liu Shun made a statement, and asked politely: "Then you are?"

"I'm Wu Di's mom." Wu's mother pouted at the man beside her, "That four-eyed boy is Wu Di's father."

The four-eyed boy, who was eating melon seeds, choked on his own saliva when he heard this, and coughed violently.

"So you are Wu Di's parents!" Liu Shun suddenly realized. Looking at the two elders, he couldn't help but marvel in his heart. Wu Di and his parents were carved out of the same mold. All three of them have big eyes and small eyes. The mouth, a baby face, and the size seem to be not much different. If the family stands together, it will be like walking out of the dwarf kingdom.Wu’s father is at most 1.6 meters taller, and it’s hard to say whether Wu’s mother is 1.5 meters tall or not. Fortunately, Wu Di has managed to surpass his parents in height, and he has worked hard to grow to 1.6 meters five... After expressing his emotions, Liu Shun respectfully said hello, " Uncle and aunt, hello, I am Liu Shun, Wu Di's roommate."

"You are Liu Shun." Mother Wu smiled so much that her eyes narrowed, "I often hear Wu Di from our family mention you."

"He didn't speak ill of me, did he?"

"No, he said you very well." Mama Wu waved her hands again and again, "He said you are very righteous and funny."

Liu Shun touched his head in embarrassment, and kept giggling.

"By the way, do you know what Wu Di is up to? We have been calling him since yesterday, but until now, the phone is always off." Wu's mother suddenly changed the subject, with an angry expression on her face, "This kid Are you going to be a spy? Shut down something for no reason!"

Liu Shun hurriedly comforted him, "Auntie, we went to the Forest Park to play yesterday, and slept there all night. His cell phone probably ran out of battery. Don't worry, he will be back soon." Xiang Zhouwei, "Do you know the prince's cell phone number?"

Zhou Wei curled his lips and spread his hands. If he knew, he would have called Wu Di back.

After listening to Liu Shun's words, Mother Wu did feel a lot more at ease, but after thinking about it, something seemed wrong, "You two went out to play together, but you two came back, why is he still wandering around outside? Could it be that he is in a relationship?" ?”

"no!"

"Yes~"

The two voices sounded at the same time, Liu Shun cast a sideways glance at Zhou Wei, as if blaming him for his talkativeness.

Out of the corner of his eye, he suddenly noticed that Madam Wu was looking at them suspiciously. Liu Shun knew that the matter could not be kept secret when he saw the shrewd look of the other party. His mouth didn’t work, and he accidentally said something wrong, Wu Di was indeed in love, his first love, it was sticky, so he didn’t come back with us.”

"Is he really in a relationship?! I just asked casually, but I guessed it right!"

Mother Wu was so shocked that she couldn't close her mouth from ear to ear, but she didn't show any anger.Seeing this, the boulder in Liu Shun's heart finally fell, but what Mama Wu said next pulled up the boulder that had just fallen.

After being surprised, there was surprise. Mother Wu bumped her elbow into Father Wu's body, and slapped happily, "Wu Siyan, did you hear that? That brat Wu Di actually got a girlfriend! This is really gratifying and congratulatory." He is usually so stingy and not tall, I thought that no girl would fall in love with him in this life! Oh, I really didn't expect it, I didn't expect it!"

Although Father Wu didn't reply, his brows and eyes were stretched, and there was still a faint smile on the corner of his lips, he seemed quite relieved.

Looking at this scene, Liu Shun and Zhou Wei felt bad, and at the same time prayed to heaven in his heart.

Those couples are usually bored and crooked, but at this critical juncture, don't hold hands and come back together!