The funny guys in bedroom 303

Because he was so engrossed in thinking about the problem, Liu Shun completely forgot his purpose of coming out. He stood at the school gate in a daze for a while, then turned around and walked back.When he returned to the dormitory empty-handed, Wu Di let out a strange cry and completely collapsed.

"Didn't you go to buy shampoo? Where is the thing you bought? Where is it?!"

"You idiot!" Liu Shun rolled his eyes at him, "Do I need shampoo when I have a bald head? Do you think I have too much money and no place to use it? Just wipe it with a towel and it will be clean!"

"Hey, have I become an idiot instead?!" Wu Di was filled with grief and indignation, "Just now you clearly said to go out to buy shampoo, I just asked kindly, who did I provoke and whom?"

"Did I say that?" Liu Shun scratched his head, but couldn't remember, grabbed his clothes and rushed into the bathroom, "I'm going to take a shower, you can play with yourself."

"..." Wu Di was very hurt, looked at Zhou Wei, his lips trembled a few times, "Viagra! Please comfort me!!"

Zhou Wei seemed very melancholy, and waved his hands impatiently, "Are you asking for comfort over a trivial matter? Be obedient, and go play."

With tears streaming down his face, Wu Di picked up the little princess and strode out of the dormitory to complain to his highness the prince.

……

After 10 minutes, Liu Shun came out of the shower and found Zhou Wei standing on the balcony looking up at the bright moon in the sky, looking bright and sad again.Walked over and patted him on the shoulder, "Hey, man! If you have something on your mind, you may as well talk about it, Brother Liu will definitely help you solve all problems!"

Zhou Wei turned his head, raised the corners of his mouth unnaturally, and smiled uglier than crying, "I was rejected again..."

"Who rejected you? Doctor Ke?"

"Yeah. I asked him to hang out with us this afternoon, and he said he'd give me an answer in the evening. I waited hopefully for a few hours and finally got his answer. He texted me just now, here , see for yourself."

Zhou Wei handed the phone to Liu Shun, and sighed softly, his brows filled with loneliness.

Liu Shun took the phone, scanned it quickly, and then read out the contents of the text message in an old-fashioned tone.

"I'm getting old, and I can't even touch the tail of youth. The life of you young people is really not suitable for me. Listen to me, don't be too attached to everything. If you are too attached, you are stupid and paranoid. After a few years, when you become When you are mature, you will feel that your so-called persistence is actually a competition between yourself and yourself."

"Hey, you can just read it, why do you want me to be stimulated again?" Zhou Wei gave him a dissatisfied look, "I'm very sad, okay?! I almost got depression, okay?! "

"If you don't read it aloud, why would you give up." Liu Shun couldn't help laughing while looking at the text message, "He said this very well, not only rejected you, but also labeled you childish and stupid. I advise you You'd better let go as soon as possible, don't you see it? We have a generation gap with him! We can't play together."

Zhou Wei nodded in agreement, and then scratched his hair in distress, "I also think his tone and way of speaking are the same as my junior high school teacher, and he is very pretentious. But I just like him, and I can't sleep without thinking about him every night. , what do you think I should do?"

"What do you like about him?"

There must be a reason for liking someone, especially for a person like Zhou Wei who likes him so much that he even forgot his last name, he has to say one, two, three.Liu Shun picked out his ears, pretending to be listening attentively.

Facing the sudden question, Zhou Wei couldn't answer for a while.

Liu Shun smiled knowingly, "Could it be that he is looking good? Then let me tell you clearly, there are many people who are prettier than him in this world, why bother hanging on a tree."

"Do I seem to be such a superficial person?" Zhou Wei retorted loudly, seeming to remember something, and then smiled slightly, "Since the moment I saw him for the first time, there seemed to be a voice in my heart saying to myself, as long as he No more looking for it."

"Uh..." Liu Shun trembled all over, feeling goosebumps popping out, "Do you dare to be a little more nasty? This line is about to be used to death, and I don't feel too tired to panic!"

Zhou Wei squinted at him in displeasure, "I just expressed my truest feelings."

Liu Shun sighed heavily, "Okay, I like it so much that I can't explain why, brother, you fell into the pit."

"Don't just laugh at me." Zhou Wei snorted coldly, "Why do you like your brother? Could it be that you are not abusive?"

Liu Shun rolled his eyes, "We're discussing your relationship, why did it involve me?"

Zhou Wei was aggressive, "I just want to hear whether your reasons are more sufficient and convincing than mine."

Liu Shun was afraid of him, and lowered his eyes to think for a moment, and when he looked at him again, there was a helpless smile on his face, "Since you want to hear it, then I'm not afraid to tell you, just listen up!"

"It's good for me to have a small relationship with my brother. He is indifferent to others, but he has endless patience with me. What I want to do, he will accompany me to do it, what I want to eat, he will buy it for me, People around me always say that he loves me a little too much. In fact, I understand that he just wants to make up for the love and care my parents lack. Although I am a young son, I have no status in the family. Probably My brother is so good, my parents gave him all the love, and I seem to be a dispensable existence. My parents are both teachers, and they are the typical type who only like good students and ignore poor students Teacher, I have been naughty and playful since I was a child. Every time I was scolded by them, I always talked back. I was not as obedient as my brother, so naturally I couldn’t please them. Slowly, the difference came out. They always treat my brother It was the one who asked me about my health and cared more, but ignored me. When he saw me, he turned his face down, either nagging and accusing, or criticizing education. I really doubt that I am their son picked up by them. My brother saw that I was tortured. If you are wronged, try to make up for me. Let’s take my favorite food as an example. For example, when we eat at the same table, there happens to be my favorite roast goose on the table. He will never make a move on that dish. Chopsticks, as if I was afraid that I would not be enough if he ate one piece, how can I not be tempted by how he spoils me so much?"

This is the first time for Liu Shun to speak out those words that have been buried in his heart for a long time. When he said this, a wry smile unconsciously appeared on the corner of his mouth, "However, this is all in the past. Now he will never I have spoiled me, and I have lived with him for more than twenty years. I understand his thoughts very well. My love is dirty and deformed to him. He hates me for destroying the brotherhood between us with my own hands, so I always Since he has treated me like this, I have nothing to say. I am angry and feel unwilling, so what? After all, I am the one who did the wrong thing. "

After hearing these words, Zhou Wei felt sore in his heart. He wanted to persuade him, but he didn't know how to speak.To be honest, compared with him, my troubles are really nothing.Turning around suddenly, giving him a bear hug, wrapping his hands around his waist, lowering his head and rubbing his face against that bald head, this was the greatest comfort for him.

"Did you take the wrong medicine?" Liu Shun was baffled by his nervous action, and pushed him away forcefully, apparently mistaking his kindness for a donkey's liver and lungs, "I'm not your beautiful school doctor, I want to lie on the bed and hug you Go to the quilt."

Zhou Wei didn't seem to mind, and explained seriously, "I'm comforting you."

"Your comfort is really different." Liu Shun smiled dryly, "Thank you, I don't need it."

Zhou Wei asked suspiciously: "Then what kind of comfort do you want?"

"Let's get something practical." Liu Shun smiled wickedly, "I'm hungry, help me buy something to eat and come back."

-_-|||Zhou Wei threw himself on the bed, closed his eyes and pretended to sleep.

"Friendship, friendship, the more critical the moment, the more you can reflect your value. Like him, it's worthless!" Liu Shun laughed and teased, while turning on the computer, ready to play until the lights were turned off before going to bed.

"Friendship is priceless!" Zhou Wei angrily threw a pillow.

"I'll block it!" Liu Shun slapped the pillow away with a palm, and raised his eyebrows at him as if he was a winner.

Zhou Wei was so stunned by his cheap look, he said, "You can play with me too!", turned over and continued to pretend to be asleep.

Liu Shun smiled smugly. He was still a little sad when he recalled the past, but his mood improved after the fight with Zhou Wei.He originally thought that the pain in his heart could not be touched, but after exposing it, he didn't feel heart-piercing, on the contrary, he felt a lot more relaxed.Probably this is the magic power of time, no matter how painful or deep the wound is, it will heal after a long time.

Click on the webpage, Weibo prompts that there is a new comment.

When I opened it, I found that it was still sent by the person named "A few more pages".

The other party made a comment under his bald photo: It's ugly.

Liu Shun smiled, thinking that this person was quite interesting.Everyone who plays Weibo has a few invisible fans. He doesn’t follow you, but he always likes to click on your Weibo to see, sometimes not only watching but also like to say a few sarcastic remarks.Seeing that you are not happy, he might be secretly happy in his heart, and seeing that you are enjoying a happy life, he will be envious and jealous in all kinds of ways.These fans may be your enemy or just a silent joker, but they will never be your friend.Although Liu Shun was not sure what kind of person "A few pages" belonged to, what was certain was that the other party definitely knew him. There are more than 2 people in T University, and the number of people he has offended is countless. He only needs to post a hurtful Weibo, and there are countless comments and scolding.Maybe he accidentally offended this other few pages, making the other party hold a grudge, and secretly started his invisible fan.

After laughing, Liu Shun tapped the keyboard and replied under that comment: Thank you for the compliment!

After playing games for a while and turning off the lights to go to bed, Liu Shun received a call from Wu Di.

The other party hesitantly explained that since the door of the dormitory was closed, he had to sleep in Qin Rui's dormitory overnight.

Liu Shun smirked, and taunted him mercilessly, "If you want to have sex, just say so, why bother to find some lame excuses. Remember to take safety measures and don't make your belly bigger!"

There was silence on the phone for a few seconds, and suddenly there was a roar, "Liu Shun, I love you!"

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The next morning, when Wu Di returned to the dormitory with the little princess in his arms, Liu Shun immediately pounced on him, patted his butt with his hands, and smiled lewdly, "I thought you wouldn't be able to get out of bed today, I didn't expect It looks quite energetic, could it be that the prince is the one who is suppressed?"

"Can you stop being so dirty!" Wu Di squinted at him, "It's not just me and him in the dormitory, but also his roommate, what can we do in front of other people? "

Liu Shun smiled obscenely, "It's still okay to touch the little mouth a few times."

Wu Di was upset, and used his words to mock him, "Thanks to you, Qin Rui and I were afraid that our stomachs would get bigger, so we slept alone and chatted all night, with a quilt between us."

"Then didn't I destroy your beautiful beauty at midnight?" Liu Shun clasped his hands together, "Sin, sin."

Wu Di couldn't talk to him, so he simply gave him a bad smell.After changing his clothes, he carried the puppy and went out again, "Tan Rui and I went to the pet shop to foster the little princess. We will meet at the school gate at nine o'clock. Don't be late."

"Understood, I'll be there on time at nine o'clock." Liu Shun agreed, picked up the phone, hesitated for a moment, and called Liu Yi.

The phone was connected after only two rings, and a deep magnetic voice came from the receiver, "Hello, Liu Shun?"

"Well, it's me." Liu Shun asked cautiously, "Brother, are you up yet?"

"Just got up."

"We're leaving at nine o'clock, and we'll gather at the school gate later. If you come, remember to bring a change of clothes. You'll go rafting tomorrow, and you'll get wet."

"Oh." Liu Yi still uttered a word inexplicably and hung up the phone.

Liu Shun really wanted to roar loudly, you will die if you say "yes"!If you say a few more words, you will lose a piece of meat! !

……

Before nine o'clock, Liu Shun and Zhou Wei came to the school gate with their bags on their backs. They saw Tian Fangzhuo squatting on the side of the curb at a glance, and they came earlier than them.The two walked over and greeted him.He stood up abruptly, stuffed the bag into Liu Shun's arms, and said anxiously, "Where is the nearest toilet? I've eaten too much watermelon, and I can't hold it anymore."

Liu Shun pointed to the school, "Do you see the teaching building facing us? There is a toilet at the corner of the first floor."

Tian Fangzhuo nodded and rushed towards the campus.

After finally finding the toilet, before he had time to untie his pants to pee, he suddenly found a person standing in front of the urinal that made his teeth itchy with hatred.

Walking over, squinting at the other party, feeling uncomfortable, snorted again.

Hearing this provocative voice, the man turned his head, looked him up and down a few times, and suddenly smiled.

"Is there any deep hatred between us?"

"Don't play tricks in front of me, I won't take this kind of thing." Tian Fangzhuo looked disdainful, "Don't think that if you and Xiaodi get along, the conflict between us will be wiped out."

"I've never liked to make enemies with others. It seems that I have to do something to resolve the hatred between us." After urinating, the man stroked back the curly hair on his eyelids, and approached Tian Fangzhuo, Aiming at his lips, Baji kissed him.

Tian Fangzhuo's eyes widened, completely petrified.

The man smiled and swaggered out of the toilet.

……

Tian Fangzhuo is a pure and honest young man. Take his liking for Wu Di as an example. He has been secretly in love with Wu Di for seven or eight years, but he has never dared to reveal his heart.Probably because he was afraid of scaring the other party, he would rather be a silent guardian than gamble with their friendship of more than ten years.Regardless of whether he will get together with Wu Di in the future, his purest definition of love is to dedicate everything to the one he loves the most, including the first kiss, the first love...everything between lovers For the first time, he would leave it to that person.Fortunately, his first kiss was gone, and for a moment, he felt sad, and there were some signs of being uncontrollable. He bumped his head against the wall a few times before walking out in a daze.

Floating to the school gate like a ghost, Liu Shun immediately greeted him, pointed to the person standing not far away and introduced to him: "Fang Zhuo, his name is Qin Zhe, he is Tan Rui's twin brother, you see they are Don't they look alike?"

Tian Fangzhuo raised his head blankly, first saw a head of curly hair, and then shifted his gaze to the face that was exactly the same as Tan Rui, and he understood it all at once.Looking back on what happened before, it seems that I provoked him first.

To actually admit to the wrong person... It's really self-inflicted!

Tian Fangzhuo was so remorseful that he wanted to slap himself a few times.

Liu Shun's voice came from next to his ear, "Brother Zhe also has a very powerful nickname - Kisso is pregnant!"

Pregnant? !Tian Fangzhuo was startled, covered his mouth and was stunned, wailing in his heart: It's over, it's over!

Seeing the colorful changes in his face, Qin Zhe felt it was amused. He didn't know whether he was really dumb or just stupid, so he gave him a feed, and when his eyes met, he winked coquettishly and blew him a kiss.

Tian Fangzhuo: (⊙o⊙)...

While they were chatting, a large commercial vehicle stopped by the side of the road, its horn rang twice, Wu Di poked his head out immediately, and shouted to everyone: "Get in the car, let's go!"

Qin Zhe took the lead in pulling Tian Fangzhuo, who was out of his mind, into the car, walked to the last row, and sat down next to him after stuffing people inside.Everyone also climbed into the car one after another, only Liu Shun stood still.

Wu Di shouted again: "Why are you standing there stupidly? Come up quickly!"

Liu Shun looked forward, but still did not find the familiar figure, hesitated for a while, and then said to Wu Di: "My brother said he would come..." His voice sounded a little lacking in confidence.

"Oh." Wu Di was stunned for a moment, then laughed again, "It's okay, we'll wait for him."

Liu Shun gave him a grateful look, and moved his gaze forward again, feeling uneasy.

……

About 10 minutes later, just when Liu Shun was about to give up, Liu Yi's figure finally appeared in his field of vision. He involuntarily raised the corners of his mouth, and was about to rush up to greet him, but found that the other party was empty-handed and without anything. The smile suddenly froze on his face.

Does this look like going out to play?