The funny guys in bedroom 303

Wu Di and Qin Rui came back holding hands, it was so sweet that it was bubbling.

When they stepped into the dormitory, Liu Shun and Zhou Wei were eating lunch with their rice bowls in their arms. Looking at the tightly clasped hands, they almost spit out all the rice in their mouths.

After a while, Liu Shun finally calmed down, looked at Wu Di, and pouted at Qin Rui, "Is he the job you got back?"

Wu Di scratched his head in embarrassment, then pulled Qin Rui in front of the two roommates, and introduced with great grandeur, "I want to announce something to you! I, Wu Di, have been single for 19 years, and finally got rid of being single and joined the army of love! This is my boyfriend, we all know each other, so I don’t need to introduce it.” After speaking, he looked at the two expectantly, as if he wanted to get some blessings or something.

After a while of silence, Liu Shun took two mouthfuls of rice, threw his chopsticks away, and clapped his hands.

"I wish you a happy wedding! A happy marriage for a hundred years! Give birth to a precious child early!"

Wu Di, Qin Rui: -_-|||

Zhou Wei silently put down his chopsticks, put the rice bowl aside, walked to the balcony, looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, and sighed softly, with a hint of sadness in his eyes.

Seeing this scene, Liu Shun was puzzled, "You don't eat anymore? Why pretend to be half bright and half sad?"

Zhou Wei turned his head abruptly, with crystal teardrops hanging from the corners of his eyes, he pointed at the couple, his face full of indignation, "Look at them, one is a popular idol and the other is a cultivator, the two people who are most unlikely to fall in love in this world They are all paired up, why did my school doctor ignore me?! I confessed everything, and he pretended nothing happened, and never responded to me!"

"I thought it was such a big deal!" Liu Shun held up his middle finger to despise him, "If he doesn't respond to you, you will launch an offensive with all your strength and chase after him! Why do you piss here! As the saying goes, men don't cry Flick, crying over such a small thing, I'm so ashamed for you!"

"Who pissed like a horse!" Zhou Wei wiped away his tears, "The sun is too glaring, it bleeds out by itself!"

Liu Shun rolled his eyes at him, "It deserves it! Who told you to go and play with the sun and stare at him? Do you still eat? If you don't, I'll eat it for you. Today's shredded pork tastes good." Liu Shun said and took it. He picked up his chopsticks and reached for Zhou Wei's rice bowl...

"Put down those shredded meat! Let me do it!" Zhou Wei stopped him loudly, and threw himself on his rice bowl, and after closing the lid, he walked up to the couple and clasped his fists in dismay, "I wish you husbands and wives to follow each other, and married chickens to follow chickens." Marry a dog and follow the dog, when a disaster comes, they fly separately, oh no, when a disaster comes, they don’t fly alone.”

Two newcomers: =口=! !

These words were like a heavy punch on the chest of the couple, which almost made them spit out a mouthful of blood.The two looked at each other, feeling deeply guilty, then let go of their hands calmly, and took a big step outward at the same time, leaving them far away.

Wu Di saw that Zhou Wei was stimulated because he was in a relationship, and felt a little sorry, so he wanted to make some compensation, and grinned, "Shall we go out to play tomorrow Saturday? I treat you!" Rui, "He pays!"

Zhou Wei chewed his rice and quietly asked, "Where are we going?" He seemed a bit uninterested.

Wu Di thought for a while and said, "Go to the forest park to climb mountains and barbecue! Set up a tent there to sleep overnight, and then go rafting the next day!"

"It sounds like fun." Zhou Wei's eyes lit up, "Can you bring your family?"

Wu Di nodded, "Yes, it's fine to drag the children with the mother."

"Haha, good buddy, it's settled like this!" Zhou Wei stood up and patted Wu Di on the shoulder to express his gratitude, and then rushed out of the dormitory, "I'll inform the school doctor and buy something for tomorrow."

After Zhou Wei left, Wu Di asked Liu Shun again, "Are you going?"

"It's free to play, and you'd be a fool if you don't go!" Liu Shun laughed loudly, walked up to Tan Rui, and bowed deeply, "Your Highness, thank you in advance! My favorite is grilled chicken wings and Roast goose legs, remember to buy more for me."

Tan Rui's face was full of black lines: You are really welcome!

It wasn't until this time that Wu Di belatedly asked for his opinion, and said with a dry smile, "Are you free tomorrow?"

Tan Rui had already planned to take Wu Di to the world of two people tomorrow, which would be completely romantic.But the other party came to ask his opinion after everything had been arranged, and he couldn't agree if he didn't agree, but he felt a little disappointed in his heart.

Holding a stinky air, he uttered an "um" from his nasal cavity.

Wu Di then asked: "Then you won't reject me?"

Qin Rui hummed again.

"I knew you were the best for me!"

Wu Dibo kissed him on the chin, and this kiss seemed to have a magical power, which immediately drove away his little melancholy.He patted the other person's head and said, "I'll go shopping in the supermarket later, think about what I want to eat and what I want to use in advance, lest you suffer from choice phobia again, and we won't be able to walk out of the supermarket after a few hours of shopping."

"You really understand me." Wu Di smirked, "Everything is up to you, and I will push the cart for you."

"Alright, let's go now."

"Well, let me change my clothes first." Wu Di took off his school uniform in twos and twos, and came over again wearing a vest and briefs, blinking his eyes shamelessly and pretending to be cute, "I want to bring a family, too?"

"Bring who?"

"Tian Fangzhuo."

"No."

Wu Di hugged his waist and rubbed against his arms like a puppy, "Oh, your lord has a lot, don't be as knowledgeable as him. In fact, Fang Zhuo is a good person, as long as you get along with him for a long time You'll find out. And I have an appointment with him every Saturday, and I don't want to break the agreement. Just promise me, okay?"

Tan Rui almost couldn't hold back after being dawdled like this, but there were outsiders around him, so it was hard for him to do anything.Gently pushing Wu Di away, he compromised helplessly, "Okay, put on your clothes quickly, I promise you."

Wu Di cheered, and ran up and down to get dressed, and the previous cuteness was swept away.

Staring at his back, Tan Rui gritted his teeth, trying to seduce me?I'll clean you up later!

……

After getting dressed, before going out, Wu Di said to Liu Shun: "Come with us, it's so boring for you to stay in the dormitory alone."

Liu Shun waved to them, "I still have things to do in the afternoon, so I won't be a light bulb, you guys have fun."

"That's fine, I'll buy you a lot of chicken wings later, and I'll feed you to death!" Wu Di childishly stuck out his tongue at him, and was led away by His Royal Highness.

Liu Shun shook his head and smiled, turned on the computer, logged into Weibo, and sent a message asking for help: Which restaurant near T University serves the best food?

It didn't take long to receive a comment from a person called "A few pages": Cantonese restaurant diagonally opposite.

Liu Shun replied: I have eaten this one, and it tastes really good. I recommend another one.

The other party sent another message: Chuxiang Building at the end of the street.

Liu Shun asked: What are the special dishes?

The other party replied: Roasted sesame chicken wings.

Liu Shun grinned: It suits my appetite!Thanks buddy.

After the message was sent out, Liu Shun waited for a while, but he didn't wait for the other party's reply. He casually clicked into his homepage. It was an unfamiliar account with zero followers, zero fans, and zero Weibo account. It was completely empty.

Looking at the three duck eggs in the upper right corner, Liu Shun always felt that it looked very interesting. With a single click of the mouse, he immediately paid attention to the other party.

Then he sent another text message to Du Ziteng: See you at Chuxiang Tower at the end of the street at six o'clock this afternoon!

The other party immediately replied: "Okay, I promise to be there on time and bring your brother with me."

Liu Shun smiled back, knowing that Du Ziteng would do what he said, so he didn't send Liu Yi a text message.

He understood Liu Yi's character. If the other party didn't want to come, he would definitely refuse at that time.After two years of cold war, their relationship cannot be repaired overnight.Sometimes you can't push too hard, and you can't be too proactive. He knows this very well. He dare not make excessive demands. He just asks Liu Yi to forget that terrible past as soon as possible, and they will still be good brothers like before. .

Then Liu Shun surfed the Internet for a while, and fell asleep again.After waking up, I tidied myself up indiscriminately and arrived at the appointed place ahead of schedule.It was time to eat, and the Chuxiang Building was almost full of guests. Liu Shun found an empty table and sat down, called the waiter, ordered a few appetizers, and decided to wait for the rest of the main course. Order again.

Not long after, Du Ziteng arrived. Liu Shun looked behind him, but did not find Liu Yi.

Seeing this, Du Ziteng smiled apologetically, "I'm sorry, I broke my promise and didn't bring your brother."

"Oh." Liu Shun was slightly taken aback, feeling a sense of loss in his heart, and then smiled at him, "It's okay."

"What a coincidence, I told him after I received your text message at noon, and he didn't refuse at that time. After class in the afternoon, I was about to bring him along, but the professor had something to do with him, so he couldn't come It is." Du Ziteng said as he sat down, afraid that Liu Shun would be unhappy, he added, "Don't be sad, there will be more opportunities in the future, next time I ask him to invite us to dinner, it will be an apology."

"There's nothing so sad about it." Liu Shun pretended not to care, "It's fine if he doesn't come, we can still eat more."

"There's a reason for this, and he can't be blamed. Maybe he's also very upset. He can't come if he wants to, and he has to help the old man with his work, and even delays his meal time." Du Ziteng kept on speaking nice words for Liu Yi.

Liu Shun was dubious about what he said, and didn't want to hear him continue to explain, so he handed him the menu to change the subject, "Order, and order whatever you want."

"Okay, then I'm not welcome." Du Ziteng's thoughts were taken away at once, he took the menu and rummaged through it for a long time before he ordered two dishes, and they were all vegetarian.

Liu Shun felt amused, "They said don't be polite to me, so you just order two vegetarian dishes? Is this saving money for me?"

"Meat and vegetables are the same." Du Ziteng smiled mischievously.

"Forget it, I'll order." Liu Shun took the menu from him, "Is there anything you shouldn't talk about?"

"No, I can eat anything, but I'm afraid of spicy food."

"Yeah." Liu Shun flipped through the menu, and then called the waiter to report the names of several dishes, all of which were refreshing home-cooked dishes.

Du Ziteng didn't expect Liu Shun, who is usually careless, to have a careful side, and he couldn't help but feel good about him. Before the meal started, he thought about finding an opportunity to invite him to meet again...

After ordering, the two chatted while waiting for the food to be served.

A group of people in the restaurant left, and another group came, while they were chatting, Du Ziteng suddenly pouted forward.

"The people at the table who just arrived are from the same department as your brother. Here, sit by the window."

Liu Shun followed his gaze and saw three men and a woman ordering food, talking and laughing. The woman was very beautiful, with fair skin and outstanding temperament, and her smile was just like the one described in the book. , with beautiful eyes and hopeful eyes, she is simply the goddess of oxygen in the minds of nerds.The other three men were her admirers at first glance, and they had to ask for her opinion before ordering a dish.

Liu Shun couldn't help laughing, this queen's posture is enough!

Du Ziteng said again: "Did you see that girl? She is the school belle of our school."

"I see, it does look good."

Du Ziteng deliberately lowered his voice, with a mysterious look, "She likes your brother, and has been chasing you for almost half a year."

"Ah?" Liu Shun was stunned, and then heard him say, "Your brother is usually indifferent to people, but he is very polite to her. She often asks your brother some questions, and your brother never refuses her. It seems that he has a little crush on her."

"..." Liu Shun was completely stunned, and didn't know what to say for a moment.Involuntarily, he shifted his gaze to that girl again. The more he looked at her, the more he felt that she and Liu Yi were a perfect match. Standing together, the two of them definitely looked like a man and woman.In an instant, a sense of melancholy surged into his heart, and his eye sockets began to swell. He quickly lowered his head, lest Du Ziteng notice his strangeness.

Fortunately, Du Ziteng was too nervous, so he didn't see anything. Instead, he smiled jokingly at him, "If she and your brother really get together, wouldn't she become your sister-in-law?"

"Sister-in-law?" Liu Shun twitched the corners of his mouth, forced a stiff smile, "It's nice to have a beautiful sister-in-law."

"That's right, each big school has only one school belle, your brother is very lucky!"

"Heh..." Liu Shun laughed, and even though he smiled ugly, he didn't dare to show his thoughts.Next, he didn't know how he ate all the food on the table. Anyway, he kept eating until his belly was about to burst. He didn't taste it, even his favorite food. Chicken wings are like chewing wax in the mouth. If he had to name the taste, he could only say it was bitter.The bitterness from the bottom of his heart stimulated his taste buds recklessly, and he almost vomited it out at the end of the meal.

After the meal, he paid the bill, excused that the teacher had something urgent to do with him, bid farewell to Du Ziteng in a hurry, and walked out of the restaurant with his head buried as if escaping.

He wandered aimlessly on the street for a few laps, passing by a barber shop, he didn't know which muscle twisted, and he jumped in.

It was probably meal time, the barbershop was empty, without a single customer, and the well-dressed barber was taking a nap on the sofa.Liu Shun went to the seat and sat down, yelling at the other party, "Shave my head bald."

The barber was jolted awake and almost fell off the sofa.Glancing at Liu Shun, he stood up and walked over with the barber tool, stretched out his hand to rub his hair, and clicked his tongue twice, "It's a pity that such a good hair is shaved."

"Cut off three thousand threads of troubles, in exchange for a light and contented body." Liu Shunte waved his hands boldly, "Scratch!"

The barber was amused by him, "Are you going to become a monk?"

Liu Shun smiled, and joked along with his words, "Do you have any fragrance here? By the way, give me some ring scars."

The barber said with a smile: "There is no incense, cigarette butts are okay, the effect of burning them is the same."

Liu Shun shrugged indifferently, "Okay, as long as you are willing to pay me some medical expenses, I can do whatever you want."

The barber tapped his head lightly with scissors, "Small~~"

……

Half an hour later, Liu Shun walked out of the barber shop with a big bald head, looked at himself reflected in the glass window, raised his hand and touched his bald head, feeling very funny!His mood seemed to suddenly become much brighter. He took out his mobile phone, took a photo of himself and posted it on Weibo.

Letter: New look, please praise!

……

Shaking back to the dormitory, he yelled loudly at the two roommates as soon as he opened the door.

"Come and see my new hairstyle, isn't it cool?!"

After the two of them saw it, they immediately became idiots.

Liu Shun laughed happily, picked up a change of clothes and rushed into the bathroom, "The hair scum all over my body is almost tickling me to death, I'm going to take a bath first, and I'll let you enjoy it later. "

There seemed to be a strange aura floating in the air, and the two looked at each other in blank dismay: What stimulated him again?

Two minutes later, Liu Shun rushed out of the bathroom with his upper body bare, with drops of water still hanging from his head.

His brand-new way of convulsions made Wu Di's little heart almost unbearable, and asked weakly: "It's finished washing so soon?!"

"I'll wash it later, I'm going out to buy something." Liu Shun put on a dress, grabbed his wallet and went out.

Wu Di followed behind him and shouted, "What are you buying?"

"shampoo."

Wu Di: =口=! !

Do bald heads still need to use this kind of thing? !Just wipe it off and you're done!

……

After rushing out of the dormitory building in one breath, the sky outside had already completely darkened. Liu Shun put on his full horsepower and rushed towards the outside of the school. As soon as he ran to the school gate, he saw a familiar figure standing not far away.

He turned his head and didn't intend to pay attention to that person, but he was stopped by the other person when he passed by.

"Hey, hello... Liu Shun!"

Liu Yi called him several times before he turned around.

"Oh, it's you!" Liu Shun smirked, "I have bad eyesight, I didn't see you standing here just now."

Liu Yi looked him over, his eyes fell on his head, and he couldn't help frowning slightly.

Seeing his expression, Liu Shun certainly knew what he was thinking. He patted his head and smiled angrily, "It's too hot, so I shaved it off to cool off! If you don't believe me, you can also go and shave it for a try." try."

Liu Yi didn't take his teasing seriously. After a moment of silence, he said calmly, "I have something to do in the afternoon, so I didn't go to dinner."

Is he explaining to me?

Liu Shun was a little overwhelmed by flattery, and froze on the spot, the arrogant attributes that were finally stimulated disappeared immediately, and the haze in his heart also dissipated without a trace, followed by an inexplicable The sense of joy filled the empty heart all of a sudden.

After secretly laughing for a while, he came back to his senses and grinned silly at Liu Yi, "It's okay, I'll treat you to dinner next time."

"Well, I'm going back." Liu Yi left without saying a word.

Liu Shun quickly stopped him, "Brother, wait."

Liu Yi turned his head, still expressionless, "What's wrong?"

Liu Shun asked cautiously: "Tomorrow, my classmates and I will go to the Forest Park to play, and we will stay there for two days. Would you like to go too?"

"Let's talk about tomorrow."

Liu Shun breathed a sigh of relief, as long as he didn't refuse, there was still hope, "Then I'll call you tomorrow morning?"

"Oh." Liu Yi responded lukewarmly and left.

When the person walked away, Liu Shun scratched his head in doubt: Is this a promise or not?