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At three o'clock in the afternoon, Guan Pei started broadcasting on time.

The title this time was decided by Li Naiyou, and it was called "Top Concert for Two". Guan Peiguang looked at the string of titles and Li Naiyou's firm side face, and knew that this person had made up his mind today, and he would definitely not let The audience got out alive.

The audience also clicked in with a confused face, and saw Guan Pei and Li Naiyou sitting upright in front of the screen, Li Naiyou hugged his erhu, waved his hands cheerfully, and said, "You guys are good ducks. "

Guan Pei even said harsh words directly, and said calmly: "If you have the guts, don't leave when you come in."

Most of the viewers didn't watch Li Naiyou's solo live broadcast yesterday, and didn't know how fantastic Li Naiyou's erhula is, so they didn't take it seriously.

There are female audiences who love Li Naiyou even more: "My younger brother plays with confidence and boldly, and my sisters will always be here to call you!!"

Li Naiyou was very moved: "Thank you."

So he stopped restraining himself, and performed intoxicatedly the little star he had prepared for a long time, a heartbreaking song that made Guan Pei silently drink tea and the audience wailed again and again.

Cui Ju opened the door and ran in, biting Guan Pei's trouser leg ferociously, demanding that Guan Pei stop Li Naiyou's dangerous behavior immediately.

Shao Ji outside the door couldn't help but poked his head in to check the situation. He couldn't laugh or cry, and for a long while he had a bitter face, and left with Aster in his arms.

At the end of the song, Li Naiyou shyly asked how Guan Pei was doing.

Guan Pei said dumbly, "It's okay."

Li Naiyou was very happy: "Great, I also prepared an original song called..."

The barrage is also immersed in a sea of ​​half-pain and half-joy. The screen is full of hahahaha and life-saving intertwined. Get another show."

Li Naiyou believed it was true.

He thought about it seriously, and said with some reluctance: "Well, I am indeed a little tired."

He turned his head and invited Guan Pei sincerely: "Would you like to try the erhu? It's fun."

Guan Pei: "...No need."

Li Naiyou snorted. .

"Then do you know any other musical instruments?"

Li Naiyou asked, "Or singing and dancing, the concert has to be lively to be fun, don't just sit around and do nothing."

Guan Pei was determined to mess around today. He was just about to say that he couldn't do anything, but his old fans in the barrage were doing sit-ups one by one, and they all started posting barrages in unison.

"Guan Pei, King of Spades!! Please come out of the arena again!!"

"The last time we Pei sang was in BC, nostalgia, nostalgia, sing us a song 555!"

"Just now, because my brother was about to sing, my dog, who has been disabled for two years, stood up and insisted on turning up the volume..."

Li Naiyou was stunned.

"Are you good at singing?" Li Naiyou was confused and persistent, "They seem to be very excited."

Guan Pei's head started to hurt again.

"Why don't you play another song."

Guan Pei said, "I suddenly feel that I really want to hear..."

"Then let's sing!"

Li Naiyou was very excited, "I know there is a software that can find an accompaniment for you, and it seems that you can score..."

So in the end Guan Pei had to sing a recently popular love song.

When Guan Pei sang the first line, Li Naiyou understood why the barrage was so excited as if he had taken drugs—because Guan Pei really sang very well.

However, what attracts people is not only his singing, but Guan Pei's appearance when he sings. His brows and eyes seem to be much gentler in the music, as if it is really the same as the lyrics say, and he is very affectionate and enthusiastic. same as a person.

Li Naiyou couldn't bear to blink his eyes.

The bullet screen is full of "good to hear, good to hear, good to hear", "too hot, too hot", gifts are also swiped one after another, and finally a irascible old lady directly swiped the most expensive luxury spade spaceship on the platform, saying " Guan Pei, if you sing a song about my old lady every day, you can get a boat for you every day, so I ask you if you dare to agree."

A luxury spaceship of spades costs more than 2000 yuan, and it is the kind that is notified on the entire platform. The barrage directly calls the boss's atmosphere.

Guan Pei has been live broadcasting for so many years, and he is used to such scenes. He just thanked him politely, and then opened the thermos to drink tea. After a while, he felt something was wrong.

He turned his head and met Li Naiyou's gaze.

Li Naiyou's eyelashes trembled, he stared straight at himself, and then blinked blankly after a while.

Guan Pei: "...?"

Was taken away?

It took Li Naiyou a long time to recover.

"What's the name of the song you sang, Duck?"

Li Naiyou opened the memo on the phone very seriously, "I'm going to practice the version of the erhu when I get home today, and we can have an ensemble next time."

Guan Pei: "..."

Don't worry, as long as you dare to bring the erhu next time, I won't let you in at all.

This top-notch music feast ended with an English song by Li Naiyou—in fact, Li Naiyou really wanted to hear Guan Pei sing a few more songs, but Guan Pei cunningly changed the topic, and the barrage Then he started booing again and asked Li Naiyou to sing.

Li Naiyou's singing is still much better than his erhu level. The voice of a very clear young boy is a bit childish, which makes people's hearts soften after listening to it.

After Li Naiyou sang, she turned her head and looked at Guan Pei with sparkling eyes.

Guan Pei was not stingy with his praise this time, and nodded to express his affirmation.

This time, the barrage also posted a string of "goodheargoodhear" to express their satisfaction through English on the construction site.

"This English is too good 8... I was really shocked."

"The one upstairs, have you ever thought that maybe his mother tongue is English..."

"My brother's voice is also nice, 5555, and these two people are too eye-catching to sit together..."

"Show good matches on the public screen!"

Although the final rhythm inexplicably went to a place that Guan Pei couldn't understand, the overall atmosphere of the barrage was still very good. Guan Pei looked at the time and saw that it was meal time.

Guan Pei couldn't continue to cook by himself today, so he could only turn to a certain group of omnipotent takeaways.

"Tiezi, let's take an intermission for the concert."

Guan Pei said, "Dining for two people today, do you have any suggestions?"

So at the suggestion of the audience, Guan Pei chose a decent Korean restaurant and ordered a miso soup with rice.

As for Li Naiyou, Guan Pei estimated that he wanted to go bankrupt within today.

Li Naiyou chose a kebab with a thriving business. With a light sweep of his finger, he ordered all the kebabs in the store, and finally added a little Coke.

After all, he was the one who agreed to provide him with three meals at the beginning, and Guan Pei had no choice but to pay the money neatly.

"Your soup looks too bland."

Li Naiyou said triumphantly, "It doesn't taste good at first glance, but look at my picture, it smells delicious."

As a result, Li Naiyou was dumbfounded when the meal came.

"Why, it's so hot."

Li Naiyou said with tears in his eyes, "It's fine if he sprinkled it on the meat, why does he even sprinkle chili powder on the slices of steamed buns? I'm coughing..."

Guan Pei took a sip of his soup leisurely, and nodded to Li Naiyou, expressing that there was nothing he could do to help.

Li Naiyou scraped off the chili noodles on the skewers, barely swallowed two skewers, and drank up the little Coke.

He looked at the mountain of blood-red skewers in front of him, and for the first time questioned the Chinese food he trusted and loved.

The barrage almost died from laughing.

"It's X Keji grilled skewers!! His home smell is really fragrant, but the spiciness is also really invincible, and I can't stand it. My brother may have forgotten to say less spiciness. I thought about it, and my face turned red hahahahahaha..."

"The one who drank the soup, you are secretly enjoying yourself, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!!"

"Give the child a bite, I feel like my brother's eyeballs are about to fall into Brother Pei's soup..."

So 5 minutes later, Li Naiyou slowly moved inch by inch to the side of Guan Pei holding a bunch of skewers.

“Anyone want to eat delicious skewers?”

Li Naiyou opened his mouth as if nothing had happened, "There are ten skewers in total, all of which are delicious meat. I'm not greedy. I just need a small bowl of soup and rice to exchange for it..."

Guan Pei: "..."

Guan Pei: "No one thinks."

Li Naiyou pursed his lips.

One minute later, Li Naiyou held up more skewers and posted them again.

"Does anyone want to eat delicious skewers?"

Li Naiyou blinked eagerly, "There are fifteen skewers in total, all of which are delicious meat, plus a piece of grilled corn that I treasure, and you can exchange it with a small bowl of soup and rice..."

The author says:

Li Naiyou: ′?︵? `Really really not changing...

Guan Pei: ...