bad cream

Guan Pei's mood is a bit complicated.

If the person sitting opposite to him at this time was Shao Ji, instead of Li Naiyou who was looking at him with eyes wide open and yearning, Guan Pei would have refused this request without hesitation.

Because Shao Ji is a normal person.

However, Li Naiyou is as tricky as Aster. Before it achieves its goal, it seems to have infinite energy to toss you until you promise to open a new can of cat food for it.

It's not soft-hearted, Guan Pei said this to himself because he was live broadcasting and he just didn't want to cause trouble.

But Guan Pei is also the kind of person who will never let himself suffer.

"It can be changed."

Guan Pei put down his chopsticks and said calmly, "But if you want to change it, you can change it all. Do you dare?"

Li Naiyou froze for a moment.

The situation he is facing now can be said to be very severe - because all the skewers are sprinkled with a very spicy chili noodles, and the twenty skewers of meat are almost wiped out, and the steamed buns are also so spicy I can't eat it, and the only edible vegetables are two corn cobs.

However, Li Naiyou had just given up one of them. He thought he was generous, but he didn't expect Guan Pei to be extremely greedy—he wanted everything.

Li Naiyou fell into an extremely difficult situation.

But his soup looks delicious too... Li Naiyou looks around in confusion, there are scallops, vegetables, and tofu in it...

"In this way, instead of taking them all away, I will leave you with two strings that I don't want to eat."

Guan Pei picked up a tissue and wiped his mouth, then asked casually, "Deal?"

Li Naiyou gritted his teeth and said yes.

The barrage audience watched it with gusto.

"Good guy, eating a meal is like an illegal transaction."

“#关油cunning#”

"No, it's too funny. Brother Butter really looks like the tablemate I asked for spicy sticks when I was in elementary school..."

The transaction was successful, so Li Naiyou took Guan Pei's soup and rice, Guan Pei moved away Li Naiyou's skewers, and then Guan Pei picked and picked, and jumped out of three skewers with strange shapes and sent them back In the hands of Li Naiyou.

Li Naiyou narrowed his eyes vigilantly.

"What kind of meat duck is this?"

Li Naiyou didn't recognize it after looking at it for a long time, and put it in front of the tip of his nose to smell it vigilantly, then raised his eyes and asked hesitantly, "It doesn't look like chicken or pork, it smells so strange, can you tell me not to?" of--"

Guan Pei: "You said it yourself, all of them are delicious meat."

Li Naiyou was so choked that he couldn't speak.

What Li Naiyou didn't notice was that the moment he lifted the three skewers, the barrage had already exploded.

"I giao look at this shape and I feel like I know what it is..."

“#关油气shameless#”

"Is it that thing? Is it that thing!! I'm so curious about my brother's expression after he finds out hahahahahaha..."

Li Naiyou didn't feel wrong, but put Chuan Chuan aside first.

He drank the hot soup with the rice in small sips, then raised the spoon, scooped up the remaining rice grains at the bottom of the bowl and ate them, and finally squinted his eyes in satisfaction.

The spiciness in his mouth had almost dissipated, Li Naiyou turned his head contentedly, and looked at Guan Pei beside him.

Obviously he made Li Naiyou so spicy that he was tearful and delirious, but Guan Pei didn't blush or heart beat when he ate it, he just ate slowly, as if this kind of spiciness was just itching for him.

Li Naiyou was dumbfounded.

After Li Naiyou came to the UK at the age of five, his family hired a nutritionist. From childhood to adulthood, every meal at home was nutritious but tasteless, and various vegetable juices were mixed into his stomach.

In order to reassure parents, the aristocratic schools in middle and high schools set a very healthy weekly menu. When other Chinese students were thinking about whether to eat roasted cold noodles or spicy soup after class, Li Naiyou could only silently look forward to it. Dessert at school today is not carrot cake because carrots are really, really bad.

——So Li Naiyou can be said to have been hungry since he was a child. He has no habit of wasting food, and he has developed the excellent quality of eating everything cleanly without leaving any residue.

So at this moment, he put his gaze back on the three skewers again.

Li Naiyou leaned closer to smell it again, but still couldn't hold back for a while, and took a small bite tentatively.

It's meat, spicy or spicy, but this time even the spicy taste can't hide the strong taste of the meat, and the taste is a bit weird, which is a subtlety that Li Naiyou really can't describe.

Weird is weird...but still delicious.

Li Naiyou was so hot that he breathed out, and he asked Guan Pei again: "What kind of meat duck is this?"

Guan Pei has not eaten spicy food so much for a long time.

At this moment, he was in a good mood, so he didn't continue to lie to Li Naiyou, and said, "Sheep's kidney."

Li Naiyou took another bite, puffed up his cheeks and said blankly: "Yang Yaozi? What is it, is it a monster?"

Guan Pei was silent for a moment.

He seemed to be hesitating whether it was necessary to continue, so he paused, and after a while, he spit out a word: "kidney."

Li Naiyou's eyes widened instantly: "??!!!!!!"

The barrage was laughing like crazy.

"Hahahahahahaha what a precious scene of a beautiful mixed-race younger brother taming sheep's kidneys in the early days..."

"To be honest, I can't eat this stuff, it's too aggressive."

"Is this the dialogue of cultural people?"

Li Naiyou's diet list is extremely conservative. He rarely eats animal livers, and once in a while he eats chicken livers and he can feel uncomfortable.

So Li Naiyou really didn't dare to swallow the half mouthful of lamb kidneys left in his mouth. He panicked and asked Guan Pei vaguely for help: "Paper, give me paper..."

There was indeed a box of paper cigarettes on the lower shelf of the cabinet next to Guan Pei, but now his hands are full of oil, and he has no way to get it.

"Go and get it yourself."

Guan Pei pointed out the location to him, "It's on the lower floor, my hands are too dirty."

Li Naiyou was so anxious that he could only stretch his arms, press his body on Guan Pei's thigh, lowered his head, and tried to stretch his fingers to reach the small packet of paper.

As a result, the fingertips were always a little bit behind.

Guan Pei was quite speechless: "Just this one, can you swallow it?"

Li Naiyou looked up at him angrily: "I#*@&*@..."

The boy's thin and soft body was pressed against Guan Pei's lap, and the tips of his ears were a little pink, probably because the skewers were really spicy for him. Reddish and softly open.

Guan Pei paused.

After a while he said, "...All right."

However, at this moment, the audience's perspective is somewhat different.

Because of the placement of the camera, only Guan Pei's upper body and Li Naiyou's half of Li Naiyou's head can be seen from the perspective of the barrage, so the current scene, to them, is like Li Naiyou sticking his head in Guan Pei's place. A place where something indescribable is going on.

What's more coincidental is that Li Naiyou's voice was vague and ethereal, as if he was holding something in his mouth, and Guan Pei said blankly, "Can you swallow it?"

A large field of bright yellow question marks was painted on the barrage.

"???Wait a moment??????"

"This misplacement made me stupid and called the police hahahahaha..."

"Wait, it seems that the super tube came in just now? I read it right, the first-level alarm sounded, please pay attention to the impact..."

Super management is the super administrator of the platform. Generally, it is all kinds of inspections to see the scale of live broadcasts and maintain order. For example, a certain anchor in the dance area will be warned if the scale is too large, and it will be banned for three days if the scale is too large.

Guan Pei finally saw the barrage reminder. Although he didn't understand why, he felt something was wrong. He frowned slightly, and hurriedly urged the person lying on his lap: "...Hurry up."

Li Naiyou was already in a bad mood after eating something strange, so he responded unhappily. After a long time, he finally touched the edge of the tissue box.

I tried my best to reach out again, and finally got the tissue I was thinking of.

Li Naiyou stood up contentedly, he quickly turned his face away to spit out the contents of his mouth, held the kettle for a while and poured it for a while, cleared his mouth, and then he calmed down.

However, when he raised his head again, he found that Guan Pei had an expression on his face that he had never seen before.

It was a somewhat subtle, somewhat bewildered, but seemingly speechless expression.

Li Butter didn't understand what was wrong with him, she just wiped her mouth, tilted her head and asked in a daze, "What's the matter?"

Guan Pei didn't speak, but got up abruptly after a long while. He called Shao Ji's name and walked out of the room without looking back.

Li Naiyou froze for a moment.

He turned his head in a daze, only to realize that at some point, the interface of the live broadcast room was blacked out.

Guan Pei's live broadcast room was blocked.

The author says:

Li Naiyou: ...Huh?

Sheep’s kidneys will always be gods, there may be another chapter tomorrow hehe