takeaway spoof

The takeaway brother Zhang Ya always receives a strange takeout order recently. This takeaway order is the cheapest single meal every time, and it is paid on delivery. What is even more weird is that the delivery address is Lishui Mingju - this is a famous haunted unfinished building in this city, and there is no water or electricity in it!And this takeaway order is always placed in the evening when the sky is dark, and every time Zhang Ya finishes delivering the takeaway and leaves, it will be dark.

"Hey, your takeaway is here, please come downstairs and pick it up!"

"Send it to the third floor. I'll go up the stairs to the second door on the left." Zhang Ya felt uncomfortable hearing the hoarse voice from the phone receiver.

There is an old faded cordon around the unfinished building. This place has been planned to be developed as a high-end residential area for several years, but it stopped for some reason. I heard that there was a murder case.After Zhang Ya entered the unfinished building, it was dark and gloomy inside, with dust and exposed concrete and steel bars everywhere, giving people a decadent and desolate feeling.

"Your takeaway, please give me a good review!" Zhang Ya turned on the flashlight of his mobile phone and went up. The man was in the dark, his face could not be seen clearly, and his figure looked very thin. "Sir, do you pay in cash?"

"Yeah", the man took out a few crumpled small RMB from the pocket of his jeans and stuffed it into Zhang Ya's hand. The hand was wrapped in a dirty bandage, and the exposed nails were black and dirty. , It makes people feel unappetizing after seeing it, but it’s good to make money anyway, what else is there to be dissatisfied with, although I only pay 3 yuan for a single order, and the electricity bill for the small battery... um , life is really hard.

"Thank you for your patronage, welcome to come again next time!" Zhang Ya accepted the money with a smirk on his face, turned around and ran out quickly, this place is too scary, not because he is timid, after all, he is a big mess in the society Yes, it's just that it's abnormally cold in this building, and the weather in August made him wish he could add another coat.Zhang Ya thought to himself, big brother, please don’t order food next time, it’s the first time this month, even if you order during the day, you’ll be in a panic at night!Could it be that big brother, you are making me happy!

Zhang Ya rode away on the small battery, but he didn't know that the mysterious person who ordered takeaway in the unfinished building just now was watching his back at the window.After a while, he went downstairs and quietly threw the takeaway beside the trash can. Half an hour later, the takeaway was taken away by a bottle picker.

Zhang Ya went back to the fast food restaurant and delivered a few more orders. After calculating today's salary, he went back to the small rental house and collapsed. He took out his mobile phone and saw that several girlfriends missed calls, and all kinds of information were about to explode. .

"Hello! What's the matter with you!" Zhang Ya dialed the phone.

"I made 100 calls and you didn't answer!" My girlfriend was a little angry on the phone.

"I'm delivering a takeaway and running around outside non-stop, how can I have time to answer your phone call!" Zhang Ya also got a little angry, "Every phone call is something big and I'm BBW for a long time!"

"You are busy delivering food, you are right!"

"What's wrong with me delivering food! Do you look down on food delivery!"

"How much money can you earn in a day of food delivery! When can you buy a house! Look at your little dilapidated rental house!"

"Yes! I'm useless! I'm just a bastard who graduated from high school! Whoever can afford a house, you can find someone!" Zhang Ya became more and more angry. He hung up the phone and tried to slam the phone on the table, but it was still light. Gently put down the phone, after all, it costs 1000 yuan to buy one, and 3 yuan for takeaway, um, I want to calm down.

Why do women nowadays want cars and houses, but I just can't afford it, what's the matter!Father is poor!Alas, I can't find a good job with a high school diploma. Every time I have a girlfriend, it can be said that it starts with good looks and ends up poor. Forget it, break up and break up!A man is still a hero!

The restaurant Zhang Ya works in is a Chinese fast food restaurant, and there are a lot of orders every meal time. After he delivered a batch of takeaways in the evening, he received another order from this mysterious person. The delivery address is still the same place. That dilapidated unfinished building.Seeing this takeaway order made him feel dizzy, and it was getting dark again. Zhang Ya reluctantly took the takeaway and rode a small battery to deliver it there. After all, if there was a bad review, today would be for nothing!

It was still dark and cold in that unfinished building tonight, and the person still asked to send it up. Zhang Ya took out his mobile phone, turned on the flashlight, and touched the old place on the third floor. One, and then went back to his small rental house to take a shower and lie down under the comfortable blanket.

"Is anyone there? Your takeaway is here!" Zhang Ya yelled at the person's door, and a person walked up in the dark to pick up the takeaway, and then the person stood there motionless, as if the dirty dust of the takeaway bag made him People are dissatisfied.

"I'm really sorry. I accidentally fell when I went upstairs. I'm so ignorant. Please be considerate. I'll give you a discount of three yuan. Can you see if it's okay?" Today was really unlucky, I almost fell when I went upstairs The dog gnawed on the mud, and when I looked back, there was no bare fart on the ground, and the takeaway seemed to have spilled a little bit, I hope I don't give a bad review!

"It's okay..." The hoarse voice sounded again, but it somehow matched the dark and cold unfinished building, making Zhang Ya feel even more chilled, "Delivery is very hard... ..Why don't you come in and eat before leaving."

"???" Zhang Ya looked puzzled.

"I'm going to have a stomachache, I can't eat, so don't waste food, right?" The man walked into the dark room with the takeaway in one hand and Zhang Ya in the other.

"No, no, what a shame." Zhang Ya didn't know whether it was the cold air in the building or the cold hands, Zhang Ya felt that the cold would come from behind him.

"Sit down and eat," the owner with a hoarse voice pulled Zhang Ya to sit on a cardboard box on the floor. Zhang Ya glanced at it with a flashlight, as if this was the man's simple bed, and there were several piles beside it. A broken cardboard box, which seems to be all his belongings.This person seems to be a homeless man, but the homeless man still orders some takeaway, is he sick?

"Googoo~" Zhang Ya's stomach groaned, making him a little embarrassed.

"Eat."

Is this tramp going to murder for money?He stabbed me suddenly while I was buried in my meal!Zhang Ya has already started to think about the tragic ending of his life. He held the takeaway and stared at the homeless man without saying a word, but the homeless man stared at the dark door, but Zhang Ya didn't know that there was a man at the door. The ghost is waiting to claim his life!

"Do you think it will be possible if I don't charge you money..."

"Eat! You will finish eating when I come back!"

Startled, Zhang Ya immediately broke open his chopsticks and stuffed rice and vegetables. When the homeless man walked out of the room, he quickly took out his mobile phone and sent a message to his colleagues, saying that if he couldn't return later, he would call the police.

After the man went out, Zhang Ya carefully listened to the footsteps while eating with trepidation. Apart from the tramp's footsteps, there seemed to be some inaudible noises. He couldn't tell what it was, but as soon as the tramp went out. , Zhang Ya felt that the cold sweat just now felt a lot lighter.While he was thinking, he was grilling the rice vigorously, and while he was eating, he suddenly thought, fuck!Since he's not here, why don't I run away!

Seeing that the lunch box was about to bottom out, Zhang Ya threw down the lunch box and rushed downstairs, running all the way, never looking back!

"Wait! You haven't got your meal money yet!" The hoarse shout of the homeless man came from behind.

"No need! Just don't give a bad review!" Zhang Ya still turned his head in a strange way. The thin figure of the man was behind the light, and he couldn't see his expression clearly. There seemed to be some vague figure beside him. , illusion illusion!

The small battery is driving all the way home, and there are still some people burning paper money on the way, what a bad luck!Zhang Ya got bored into the quilt after taking a shower. From now on, just refuse to accept such orders!Little life is important!

According to the desk calendar on the table, this day is the fifteenth day of the seventh lunar month, the Hungry Ghost Festival.

"Your takeaway!"

It was the dark and cold scene of the unfinished building again, the man who picked up the food was still looking thin, the man took his hand and wanted to pull him into the dark room, Zhang Ya waved his limbs struggling.

"You'd better come in for dinner, okay..." The man leaned closer, and the face that could not be seen under the brim of the white baseball cap gradually enlarged, and it turned out to be the face of a skeleton. He opened wider and wider, and the black hole seemed to swallow him up.

"Do not!!!"

"Cuckoo! Cuckoo!" The ringtone of the mobile phone woke up Zhang Ya who was in a nightmare. He opened his eyes and froze for a while before picking up the phone. He saw in a daze that the phone was marked as his mother.

"Mom, haven't you received the money I called you this month? Can you also leave me a way to survive!"

"Oh! What did you say? Mom helped you save the money to marry a wife. Otherwise, who knows, you'll spend nothing with those cronies!"

"Mom, I don't have one. I'm working seriously!"

"Okay, okay, don't be poor with me. You see, it's not easy for me to drag you from a young age. I only hope that when you get married and start a business, Mom can really feel at ease!"

"There's no rush for this matter, fate hasn't reached that point yet..."

"How is Miss Xiao Li? Call her to come to Qingyun Temple to count her birthday this weekend. I heard it's amazing!"

"Mom! Don't worry about it, I have more takeaway orders this weekend!"

"Take a day off! Don't think that mom doesn't know! Well, I'm going to get on the bus, see you at the gate of Qingyun Temple at 10 o'clock!" After speaking, I heard a blind tone on the phone. Zhang Ya held the phone and didn't know what it was. It’s better to pack up and go out or continue to bury your head in sleep. I tossed and turned on the bed for a while and didn’t fall asleep. Think about it and get up, look at the watch, 7:42, it seems that today is going to be over.

Zhang Ya casually put on a T-shirt, bought a tour bus ticket and boarded the bus with the tour group. The sound of horns introduced by the tour guide along the way gave him some headaches, and how to prevaricate his mother gave him even more headaches.

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