My old lady penetrates into a danmei stallion and acts as a scumbag

That's quite a coincidence.

The two of them can be regarded as rivals in love, and now they meet a little bit awkward.

When the love rival met, she was extremely jealous. The first thing the princess said when she saw the protagonist was,

"You seem to have gained weight again."

Protagonist: "...Why, Rice sued you?!"

Princess: "It's okay, it's okay to be fat, and it's cute to be fat."

Protagonist: "...Do you think that after I get fat, no one can steal your old attack?"

Princess: "It's accepted now, thank you."

...............

The concubine looked at the disheveled hero next to her, and suddenly realized that she seemed to appear at the wrong time.

The princess said: "Go ahead, don't worry about me. I'm just passing by."

Hero: "It's over."

Protagonist: "Have you never started!?"

Daxia: "Yes, because he is useless."

Protagonist: ………

Concubine Wang: "...that's really true, congratulations."

what? ? !

WTF? ?

Although I know that stallions are hated by people, there is no need to congratulate them! ?

Princess: "To express my congratulations, I think I should send a red envelope?"

Protagonist: "Get lost!"

The princess pointed at the hero: "I sent it to him."

The protagonist: "Oh, he is poisoned and will die soon, so there is no need."

Princess: "Aren't you a cauldron?"

Protagonist: "...I am a virtuous cauldron."

Daxia: "Who was crying there just now?"

…………

You talk too much!

The princess hit the nail on the head: "So you want to watch him die now?"

The protagonist: "How come? Am I such a wicked person?"

Protagonist: "I will remember to turn around and not look at him when he died."

The hero wants to hit him.

The princess felt that it was too much for her to stay here, so she was about to leave and continue on her journey.Then the protagonist finally asked the point,

So what is the princess doing here now?

Princess: "Look at the excitement of the Demon Cult."

The main character: "..."

Sure enough, eating melons is the essence of the people?

Protagonist: "Is there no excitement at all to watch?"

Princess: "Okay, I was driven over by the prince to watch your excitement."

Protagonist: emm? ? ?

Princess: "It's okay to protect you!"

Concubine: "My lord said that you will be a couple for one night and you will be kind for a hundred days. I am afraid that no one will collect your body after you die."

The protagonist turned to the hero next to him: "Look at him!!"

Concubine: "After all, it is a cauldron physique. Taking the corpse home to cook meat porridge or something can prolong your life."

Protagonist: "...Did you know that cannibalism is against the law?"

Princess: "My wife and I are the law now."

Protagonist: "Excuse me."

The protagonist bends down to pull the hero up, and everyone stays away from this walking "Fa".

But he didn't pull it up.

Because the hero had been injured before, otherwise he wouldn't have stayed here to accompany the protagonist to mess around here.

Hero: "Stop pulling, I'm going to die here."

Protagonist: "...can you avoid facial paralysis when you say this?"

Hero: "Don't drag me, I'm going to die here. Huh."

The main character: "..."

Hero: "I'm sure I can't go out alive to see the leader of the Demon Cult die. We are married for a night and a hundred days, can you promise me a condition?"

Protagonist: "I feel very familiar with your lines, did you steal my lines book?"

Hero: "Come closer, I'll tell you."

The protagonist wouldn't believe such an obvious fool.He quickly stepped back while shaking his head.

Then he was kicked by the princess and threw himself into the arms of the hero.

The hero buried the protagonist's neck, "Hang Chi" in one mouthful.

Protagonist: "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!"

When the protagonist struggled out, the hero wiped his mouth.

The protagonist shuddered.

It's over, I was first embraced, and I'm going to become a vampire.From then on, I will change from the protagonist to Dracula. Karen. Night Blood Curse. The protagonist.

Why is it like this, my innocence! !

The hero "bah" took a mouthful of Xuemozi: "Okay."

Protagonist: "What's okay? Who's okay? What happened?"

The princess on the side explained: "It means temporarily suppressing toxicity."

Protagonist: ………

Princess: "How do you guess the function of the cauldron furnace?"

The protagonist thought about it for a while, and according to his own experience in reading all kinds of pornography, it is generally a routine of body, fluid exchange, and mucous membrane contact.

So, does blood count? ?

Then those novels are still alive and have to sleep? !Was it because you worked so hard for welfare?