My old lady penetrates into a danmei stallion and acts as a scumbag

...Just get up when you get up, why are you so fierce?

Hero: "I have bad news and worse news, which one do you want to hear?"

Protagonist: "...what's the good news?"

Hero: "I just questioned your mascot, and learned that you are still alive, so you don't have to die."

Isn't this good news? !

Da Xia: "Then your mascot ran away with the medicine to cure you."

The main character: "..."

Hero: "Seven seven-star sheepskin scrolls were taken away."

The main character: "..."

The protagonist: "...Stop talking, good man, please help me tell the leader of the Demon Cult, the Emperor, and the little brother of the Demon Cult, if there is an afterlife, please stop messing around and get to know the majority of girls... Wait, Seven dollars??"

The hero said that the little brother of the Demon Sect is actually an undercover agent.There were already six sheepskin scrolls, and the little brother secretly hid one.When the protagonist was in a coma, he had already stolen the seven-star parchment.

The protagonist thought about it for a while, and found that when he was tossing around in the Devil's Cult, he really didn't see the mascot.He appeared only after the right protector had appeared last.

Hero: "And you are going to die now, and you were not beaten by me and the leader. You were poisoned by him."

Protagonist: "...What kind of grudge?"

Hero: "You abandoned him."

The protagonist: "What's wrong with being abandoned? Was it me who abandoned me? I'm clearly the victim! And I was also abandoned. Why didn't you treat me like this?... Hey, he's so bad."

Hero: "Actually, those few opinions just now don't need to save you. Even Tsing Yi has been persuaded—Xiao Shou, you can only be a princess by relying on others, and you can only be a queen by yourself."

…………

Xiao Gong can only be a pile driver by himself, but Xiao Shou can be a loyal dog? ?

Is this the logic?

The protagonist looked at the hero affectionately: "It's better for you to treat me better, why didn't I notice you before?...Honey, I just found out that I love you."

Hero: "I lost the martial arts contest with the leader, that's why they threw me here."

Protagonist: "...Oh."

The protagonist: "Then let's get some sleep. Anyway, you are poisonous and I am poisonous too. It just so happens that the body of the cauldron is detoxified."

Hero: "I refuse."

The protagonist burst into tears on the spot: "...I don't want to die. I still have a lot of delicious food that I haven't eaten. If I die, I won't be able to eat it again. You don't want to die either. Think about those delicious food!"

Hero: "I refuse."

The protagonist looked at the hero: "Just let me rape. Rape it once, once acquainted and second time acquaintance! I promise, just once, once, soon."

Hero: "..."

The protagonist: "It doesn't hurt at all, really. I'm gentle. If it doesn't work, I can just rub it, and really don't go in."

Lie. Cannon quotes collection.

Daxia: "Doesn't conscience hurt?"

The main character: "..."

The protagonist's conscience hurts, but there is nothing he can do.

hum.don't want to die.

The hero looked numb.

The protagonist felt that opening his mouth was obviously not suitable for him, so he directly used brute force, directly pressing the hero under his body.

then……

Then…………

No then.

There is no way to warm up the equipment, and the psychological impact is too great to accept.

After the protagonist let go, he hugged his legs and cried there.

The hero came over to comfort me.

Ask her if she wants some hot water.

The main character: "... woo woo woo, bah, woo woo woo..."

Hero: "If I say there are other ways to save you, can you stop crying, you're about to call the wolf here."

Protagonist: "Woo... I'll take the exam... think about it... woo woo... hiccup..."

The hero told the protagonist that there is a secret room in their magic cult, and it is said that there is a pill in it...

Protagonist: "Is it half the size of a fist? The big red one is covered with small rose-red dots and there are also uneven orange-red spots. It exudes the fragrance of strawberries."

Hero: "...No, it's just an ordinary red pill."

Protagonist: "A elixir the size of half a fist?"

Hero: "...how do you know about this thing?"

The protagonist: "I took a bite, and then my martial arts recovered. Boom."

When the leader of the Demon Cult and the hero were still fighting in the main hall of the Demon Cult, the protagonist fell into the pool.

Hero: "..."

It is convenient when the protagonist's aura is fully opened.

So in the end it was only the hero who was stunned by the medicine.sad.

The hero raised his head 45 degrees to look up at the starry sky, afraid that he would kill this person if he got excited.

At this time, someone suddenly appeared—the princess.

Yes, that is the princess who successfully snatched one of the protagonist's harem.