My old lady penetrates into a danmei stallion and acts as a scumbag

When the protagonist is lying on the bright red, huge bed covered with all kinds of veils and strange props next to the leader of the Demon Cult, he feels that there is no fluctuation in his heart.

After all, this process has happened many times.

And anyway, nothing that would lead to a lock will happen in the end.So he was lying on a bed full of love and interest with great arrogance and righteousness.A true warrior dares to look directly at the dripping blood, the bleak life, and is full of love.funny wives.

The leader of the Demon Cult stood aside, looking up and down at the righteousness of the protagonist, and felt that his son had been wandering around for so long, and then he didn't match the attribute of the demon spirit in his Demon Cult.

So he thought about it, and asked a bloody question: "My son, have you gained weight?"

The main character: "..."

The leader of the Demon Cult: "At first, I felt that my son has lost a lot of weight. Now it looks more objective when tied up. It seems that the muscles are less and the fat is more."

The protagonist: "...You are the most picky if you fall in love with me or not! Even the emperor praises me for being so cute!"

I'm used to you!It's been a long time, but the only feeling I have is that my good friend's son has gained weight?If I didn't kill you, who would I kill?

Demon Cult leader: "I don't dislike you, it's just that since my son almost killed me, I haven't seen you for so long, and I saw my son get so decadent because of me."

…………

At this time, the leader of the Demon Cult came over and sat down next to the protagonist. He did not take off his clothes very abnormally, nor did he take off the protagonist's clothes.It made the protagonist always feel that something was missing.

The leader of the Demon Cult is as gentle as a fox: "I heard before that you have lost your memory. But is it true?"

Protagonist: "Who did you hear that from?"

Demon Cult Leader: "...This is not important."

Obviously very important.The protagonist feels as if the whole world knows that he has amnesia.

Tell me, is there a wechat group among your supporting roles, dedicated to chatting about me all day long.

Demon leader: "The important thing is that I don't really believe that my son really lost his memory."

Protagonist: "...Normal. Except for your mascot of the Demon Cult, no one believes in it."

But believe it or not, anyway, amnesia is a panacea for novels, and I am amnesia.Cliff jumping is the same routine, martial arts cheats and amnesia, choose one.

Demon Cult leader: "Although it doesn't look like you have amnesia, but judging by your complexion, I'm afraid you have lost all your martial arts, right?"

The main character: "..."

Protagonist: "Hello Papa, I want to ask if my martial arts can come back?"

Demon Cult Leader: "Yes."

The protagonist set off a firework in his heart.

The old lady can turn over! !Never worry about your dick again! !

Demon Cult leader: "As long as you sleep with me."

Protagonist: "... Luan Lun's father who will be soaked in a pig cage."

Demon Cult Leader: "Called Father."

The protagonist: "I'm afraid I will call you soft, and then your reputation will be ruined for the rest of your life."

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Demon leader: "What's wrong with being a sweet piling machine exclusive to this deity? Didn't this deity just slaughter your village, steal you, imprison you, force you to fall in love, and have a deep sadomasochistic love? But this deity has already done it for you." You have a baby, what else do you want?"

……Forehead…………

It seems that some magical term has appeared.

Protagonist: "Well, let me confirm first, you are the public."

Demon Cult Leader: "..."

The protagonist: "Here..., that, life..."

Demon Cult leader: "Have a son. Do you want to see it? It's a girl. She's already one and a half years old. She looks a lot like you."

The protagonist: "No, no, no, no."

Protagonist: "...Well, are you male??"

Demon Cult leader: "You asked."

The protagonist: "It's okay, I nailed Newton, Darwin and Mendel's coffin to death, you say it boldly."

Demon Cult leader: "We are Demon Cult, we are omnipotent."

...... Come on!

You are the leader and you have the final say.

The protagonist ate his own three views and common sense.

Protagonist: "I said damn it, see if there is any other way to recover my martial arts."

The leader of the Demon Cult smiled dignifiedly, benevolently and evilly: "It's called foster father."

I don't!His mother has all the children, call him a woolen adoptive father! !

The protagonist feels his three views and common sense crying in his stomach with blood all over his face! !

She is still a green girl, and in the blink of an eye she is already the father of her child...

The ups and downs of life are like a roller coaster, if you accidentally go off the track and fly out.

Who will save him...

Come and save this innocent and delicate girl.

The protagonist lies on the bed at a 180° angle and looks up at the ceiling, and finds that just eating the Three Views cannot save him from his sorrow. Only by staring at the ceiling can he stop his tears from rolling across his young and immature face.

Demon leader: "You can still discuss about your martial arts."

!!!

The protagonist: "Dad, tell me."

The leader of the Demon Cult took out a seven-star parchment scroll from nowhere: "I don't want to know the reason why you insisted on killing me that day, and I don't want to pursue it. I just want to know what the martial arts secrets on this seven-star parchment scroll are. You are the only one. A person who has practiced the martial arts above."

... I have children, but in the end I still don't love those who don't love me.

That demon master, you said how miserable you are!

He doesn't love you at all, he just wants to use you to practice martial arts.

The leader of the demon sect: "If you give me your magical skills and mind, I will tell you how to restore your martial arts."

Protagonist: "...Damn it, do you think I'm stupid?"

Didn't you tell me clearly that you haven't practiced magic skills, and you don't know the mental method.How can a person who has never practiced magical skills know how to recover my magical skills? !

Donkey people should also respect people like donkeys, okay?

The leader of the Demon Cult was not embarrassed at all by being punctured, and said with a kind smile: "It's okay, we will have a long time to come."

Although the protagonist really wanted to give him a slap in the face, but thinking about it, it seemed that "the future will be long".I have no martial arts and Lu Chi, so I definitely won't be able to escape.Heroes and Demon Cult mascots can't be counted on, thinking about it this way...

hum.

The leader of the demon sect put away the parchment in his hand: "My son is slowly thinking about the magic tricks, and I am not in a hurry."

Can't remember ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ! !

Can I give you 500 English classics for the postgraduate entrance examination?hum.

The leader of the Demon Cult put on a handsome and peerless uncle's face with a loving face; "Think slowly. Are you hungry, I'm going to serve you a bowl of noodles?"

Protagonist: "...don't put green onion and coriander, and put less spicy."

really hungry.