My old lady penetrates into a danmei stallion and acts as a scumbag

The little brother of the Demon Sect was at the side giving the protagonist a smooth hair: "You want to open a little bit."

The protagonist: "Hey, oh, oh."

The protagonist feels that he can't think about it, the world is too cruel to him.

The little brother of the Demon Cult touched the head of the protagonist, feeling as if he was smoothing the hair of a large dog, "It's just returning to the Demon Cult, the Demon Cult is our home."

The protagonist is sobbing.

The earth is still our home! !

The hero was impatient with the protagonist crying, and at this time he came over very coolly and domineeringly, pinching the nape of the protagonist's neck to take him away.

The protagonist would rather die than surrender: "I won't leave, I want to stay here, you won't get my heart even if you get my people! Ehhhhhhh."

Hero: "If I ever want your heart, I will dig it myself, don't think too much."

...is it okay if you are good at physics?

The protagonist was even more desperate. Looking at the young man in Tsing Yi who was vomiting blood, he was full of reluctance and pity.

This is the only one who is really good to himself! !

Even if the young master in Tsing Yi vomits blood, he is still a good-looking young man in Tsing Yi. He came here at this time and gave the protagonist the snow lotus he brought earlier.

Protagonist: ………

What if this is not love? !

Young Master Tsing Yi: "Eat early, and someone will snatch it away later."

The protagonist ate the snow lotus, and cried while eating.

The taste feels like chewing a handful of hay.

Young Master Tsing Yi: "I knew I would never be able to keep you."

Protagonist: QAQ

Young Master Tsing Yi: "Let's go, if you pass by Wudu Inn in the future, remember to come in and drink tea.

Young Master Tsing Yi: "Don't forget me."

Protagonist: "... Sweetheart..."

The protagonist hugged Young Master Tsing Yi, and began to cry loudly: "It's time to come back for tea, I think I'm going to go forever, sweetheart, I can't bear to part with you for being such a good harem to me. Boom."

The hero pulled the protagonist back from the side, lifted the nape of his neck and set off on the road.

The protagonist cried for two miles and didn't finish crying.After crying for two months, I still haven't finished crying.

If you cry, you will lose your appetite, and if you have a poor appetite, you will lose weight easily.So I finally lost the fat that grew in the prince's mansion.The weight loss effect is immediate.

The Demon Cult is a Demon Cult, and it doesn't deserve to be called the Demon Cult unless it stays in a weird fringe area.

Every Demon Cult has a great dream of living in the Central Plains.

There are two main reasons why it didn't come true, either because Zhengdao martial arts are too good at fighting, and they became enemies with the main members of the Demon Cult.Either because of Zhengdao's good looks, he became a family with the main members of the Demon Cult.

The hero leads the protagonist and the little brother of the Demon Cult to cross the mountains, the plains, and the rushing Yellow River and Yangtze River.Finally came to the so-called former site of the Demon Cult.

As a result, it was discovered that the Demon Cult had not yet been destroyed.Looking at it from a distance, I feel that there is a monster on the mountain.

The protagonist is unwilling to go up the mountain no matter what, life is more important anyway.

Daxia: "Are you going?"

Protagonist: "Don't go."

Daxia: "It's fine if you don't leave."

Protagonist: ………

Who the hell is that who got into a fight with little brother Tsing Yi to take me away? ! ?

Your uncle, what about cheating? !

When the hero says "forget it", he really forgets it, and it doesn't matter if he leaves the protagonist behind.The little brother of the Demon Cult felt that for his own safety, it was safer to walk with the heroes.So I followed the hero.

The protagonist: "Are you really leaving??! What about love? What about revolutionary friendship? What about dewy love on the bed?!"

no respond.

The hero and the little brother of the Devil's Cult walked away very coolly.

The protagonist is almost crying.

He thinks that heroes have bugs!Even if I don't love you, you can't be with others - this is not a hero, this is the head teacher!

The protagonist watched the two people go farther and farther, and felt that it was too dangerous for him to stay alone in this monster-like place.So I decided to go after it.

But because places like the Devil's Cult are usually very weird, the protagonist lived up to expectations and got lost here.

Obviously, I saw the heroes and the others just a few steps ahead, but the more they chased, the farther they went.

The legs of the protagonist who was chasing went limp, and the two of them couldn't see their figures at all.The protagonist simply decided to stop and take a rest.As a result, as soon as he sat down, someone blindfolded him from behind.

"My son, guess who this deity is?"

…………

Others always call me "Xianggong" and "husband". What kind of heavy-handed operation is "my son"? ! !

"Why, can't you guess?"

The protagonist bit his lip: "You are... Dad... Dad??"

The leader of the demon sect let go of his hand and said with a smile, "Call him foster father."

The Demon Cult leader picked the protagonist's chin, and said distressedly: "My son seems to have lost weight a lot, did he not drink more hot water?"

The leader of the Demon Cult is an uncle, the kind of uncle who takes good care of himself.He looks quite demonic, and his breathtaking purple eyes seem to contain the starlight of the whole world. As long as his eyes are closed, the world will be dimmed.A head of long black hair, like satin like silk, fair skin, like ice like snow.The face as if cut by a knife and an axe made one unable to help but be intoxicated by the beauty of this prosperous age.

With this dangerous appearance in front of him, the protagonist said that he had never slept with him, so he didn't believe it! !

But if the protagonist remembers correctly, according to the legend, he should have destroyed the Demon Cult, killed the leader of the Demon Cult, and then jumped off the cliff.

The leader of the Demon Cult was very kind and kind: "I heard that my son lost his memory?"

Protagonist: "Yes, yes, what taught you to tear down, whoever killed you, I don't remember everything!!"

Demon cult leader: "My son, don't be nervous. Father and son quarrel, at the head of the bed, at the end of the bed. I won't blame you."

This idiom confuses me.Is there something wrong with it?

The protagonist: "...the so-called father-son relationship means that in this life and in this life, you have been watching my back gradually drifting away. You stand at this end of the path and watch me disappear at the place where the path changes. I use the background to silently Let me tell you, there is no need to chase."

The leader of the Devil's Cult smiled: "What if the deity insists on chasing him?"

The protagonist: "No need, it's really unnecessary for you to be like this."

The leader of the Demon Cult: "Come here, tie the young master to the bed of the deity."