Get off the vulgar, smelly monk!

Bai Suxin left Hangzhou for Gusu the next day.

Being playful by nature, he immediately sneaked into a troupe, pretended to be a poor scholar, and helped the troupe do odd jobs for a living.The people in the troupe saw that he was good-looking and lively, so they took extra care of him.

"How old are you, scholar?"

"sixteen."

"Two years older than me."

……

Xiaodouzi chatted with Bai Suxin who was cleaning the yard while practicing.

Bai Suxin saw that it was fun for someone to press himself into a straight line with a tripod on the wall, so he threw away the broom and ran to Xiaodouzi: "Is this the basic skill you need to practice every day?"

Xiaodouzi wiped his sweat with his hand: "Yes, Master said that I started too late, so I need to practice more."

"Late entry?"

"Yeah, I joined the theater troupe when I was 11 years old, and my body is not soft enough, so I can only press hard every day, even if I miss a day."

As a snake, Bai Suxin couldn't understand the meaning of his body not being soft enough. He lifted his robe and stretched his legs in a straight line easily against the wall.

"It's very simple...why do you want to practice?"

Xiaodouzi was dumbfounded, and his self-confidence was severely hit.

Therefore, under the recommendation of Xiaodouzi, Bai Suxin was promoted from a handyman sweeping the yard to a small follower of the head of Huadan - learning to sing opera - really envious of other apprentices.However, Bai Suxin just had a playful attitude, and after a few days of learning, he couldn't stand it anymore.

——Why do you want to sing the female role?It's tiring to hang your throat!I have to learn how women walk, talk, and figure... I feel like I'm about to become a mother.

Huadan Liuxi said: "You have good talent, if you don't think this profession is cheap, then stay."

It is always easier to accept what good-looking people say.So Bai Suxin struggled a few times before giving up, and decided to study for a whole time.

Every day he practiced his body and practiced the basic skills, and he learned very quickly—by the way, he also ate a lot of tofu from Liuxi.

Unknowingly, New Year's Eve is ushered in the boring basic skills every day.

Bai Suxin is also a little unbelievable, he has been peaceful for two months?It is clear that the plan at the beginning was to leave after getting addicted to drama.He thought about the beaming Chunlian, and attributed the credit to the good-looking and gentle Liu Xi—who wouldn't want to eat beauty's tofu every day?Especially Bai Suxin, a casual nympho like Bai Suxin.

Liu Xi's slender hands waved in front of Bai Suxin's eyes: "What are you thinking about, so engrossed?"

Bai Suxin came back to his senses, grabbed Liu Xi's slender hands and played with them, feeling that his lazy body had regained some energy.

"What should I prepare for the New Year? I used to live alone, so I don't know what to pay attention to." Bai Suxin smiled shyly.

Liu Xi touched Bai Suxin's cold hand, handed him his hand stove, and replied: "The poor family only needs to eat enough and wear warm clothes during the New Year. Paste New Year's couplets on the gate, and give the junior a few copper coins as money. Sitting together to watch the New Year is the Chinese New Year.”

Bai Suxin smiled so much that his eyes rolled up: "Then our troupe will be very lively during the Chinese New Year."

"That's right." Liu Xi followed suit with a smile, glanced at the snow outside, and said, "Today is New Year's Eve, those rich families will give out red envelopes at the gate to celebrate the New Year's Eve, do you want to join in the fun?"

"go together!"

So the two of them took Xiaodouzi and the others to the nearest gate of the White Mansion, and saw the bustling crowd from a distance.

Although Bai Suxin is a snake, but like a snake, he becomes lazy in winter, so he held Liu Xi's palm with both hands like a child, and let him lead him along. His expression looked like a lazy kitten, even Xiaodouzi couldn't help but look at him twice.

With the popular Huadan Liuxi around, the group of them naturally kept coming back, and Bai Suxin's popularity was also increased.The whispers in the crowd were all focused on these two people.

"Hey, who is that young master? I haven't seen it before. What's the relationship with Liu Xi?"

"Tsk tsk, beauties match beauties... It's pleasing to the eye."

"Look, that little boy looks like a girl, so pretty!"

……

You are just like a girl!Bai Suxin opened his eyes and looked at the person who said he looked like a girl, and grinned, causing a lot of sighs.The people standing on the steps of Baifu overlooking the crowd heard the movement and looked this way, Bai Suxin suddenly felt that he had been pierced in the forehead with an ice pick.

——Isn’t that Magga!

Bai Suxin endured and endured, so he didn't turn around and run away, but just held Liu Xi's hand tightly.Liu Xi only said that he was afraid of life, so he also tightened his palms to show comfort.

However, Moga is not an empathetic person, and when he sees the two of them "loving each other", he will not step forward to disturb them.He said something to the boy guarding the gate, and walked through the crowd towards Bai Suxin, his eyes locked on the man as if he was staring at a prey, wishing he could turn into nails and crucify him to death immediately.

It's too late for Bai Suxin to run now - his legs are weak.

Fortunately, Moga did not attack immediately, but put his palms together like a dog and bowed to Bai Suxin: "Amitabha, the poor monk sees that there is black air around the seal hall of the little benefactor, and there may be evil things entangled."

Bai Suxin didn't react yet, Xiaodouzi frowned unhappily: "Why do you monk say that others are evil when you meet each other, what's the bad luck for the Chinese New Year!"

Liu Xi pressed Xiaodouzi's shoulder: "Don't be rude. Master, please continue."

Moga nodded towards Liuxi, and continued: "Recently, the benefactor often feels weak and extremely lethargic?"

The corners of Bai Suxin's mouth almost hung on his shoulders.This smelly monk!

Liu Xi nodded when she heard the words: "Su Xin is really lethargic recently, and often misses the most anticipated lunch on weekdays."

Moga took a deep look at Bai Suxin, and said: "The poor monk has a little understanding of the method of exorcising evil spirits, I hope he can eliminate evil spirits for this little benefactor, so that the New Year will be safe."

Fake kindness, really despicable.Stinky monk!Bai Su said confidently.

In the end, Mojia followed Liuxi back to the theater troupe, and Bai Suxin was forced to stay in the same room with him, crying without tears, as if he was facing an enemy.

"what do you want?"

Moga twirled the prayer beads with downcast eyes and looked inexplicable: "You caused me to break the lust ring."

Bai Su gave a "thud" in confidence: "I'm only in charge of teasing, not in marrying! Marrying is not allowed either!" As he said, he quietly moved to the door.

Moga raised her eyes and said loudly: "The wrong has its head, and the debt has its owner."

Bai Suxin's face is ashen, presumably this monk will not let him go, let's slip away first!Although she was very reluctant to part with Liu Xi.

He suddenly exerted force on his feet and wanted to jump out, but he hit a layer of enchantment and was bounced back to the ground, falling with gold stars in his eyes.At this time, Moga chanted the mantra, which made him have a splitting headache.

"Stop reading...it's so noisy..."

Bai Suxin clutched his swollen head, and could only think about why he was disturbed by the spell, and he was about to lose his original form.Even if he covered his ears, the sound of chanting mantras still poured into his mind from all directions. He couldn't bear it anymore, and lay on the ground with red eyes and stared at Moga: "Shut up! It's so loud!"

If it weren't for the fact that his cultivation base would be greatly reduced in winter, he would definitely play with this monk to death!

Unmoved, Moga walked towards Bai Suxin step by step while chanting the mantra while twisting the prayer beads, watching him writhing and struggling on the ground in pain.

Bai Suxin only felt that at this moment Moga was like a butcher who was used to watching domestic animals struggling to death, looking at him with a murderous look, which didn't have the smell of being muddy and untainted when they first met.Why is he willing to die to provoke such a vengeful monk!

"Please, don't read it... I, I can't do it anymore, I feel so uncomfortable!"

The annoying incantation seemed to have a solid body, every word was stuck in Bai Suxin's bones, and cold sweat drenched his clothes.He rolled and struggled for half an hour, and under Moga's eyes that were as deep as a cold pool, his legs finally turned into black snake tails, smashing the golden enchantment into a cobweb-like crack.Although the curse was annoying, he was still sane. At this moment, he was a little thankful that Moga had set up a barrier, so that people outside could not see what was going on inside.

He forcibly calmed down under the needle-like incantation, the snake tail entangled his body upright, his temple hair and cold sweat stuck to his face, showing a different style.Ice-cold hands wrapped around Moga's fingertips that were twisting the Buddha beads, and faint tears welled up in his eyes: "The lust and precepts are broken, and I didn't do it on purpose... If you are not angry, just beat me up."

The mantra chanting stopped abruptly.Moga's face darkened immediately, he held Bai Suxin's gate of life with his backhand, raised the Zen staff with the other hand and mercilessly nailed the opponent's tail to the ground, the strike was so precise that the bones might have been shattered.

Bai Suxin's expression was distorted by the pain, tears burst into tears, and the unpinned tail struggled and slapped the ground indiscriminately.

The damn mantra sounded in his ears again, and there was an endless itching sensation from the Zen staff being coldly stuck on his tail. If this continued, he would really show his original shape.

Moga chanted the mantra coldly, his lips kept opening and closing.

At times like this, just keep that mouth shut!

This idea flashed by, Bai Suxin immediately leaned forward and kissed Moga, suddenly he felt his head relax, and the whole world became quiet.However, within a short while, the pain on the tail escalated from ants walking to bone erosion. He became angry, and without thinking about the consequences, he bit the tip of his tongue and took a mouthful of blood. As expected, the pain of bone erosion stopped, and the barrier also disappeared Chip cracked.

He took the opportunity to pull out his Zen stick, turned into a human and escaped.

When Xiaodouzi and his party heard the sound, they saw Bai Suxin lying on the ground, bleeding from his right ankle, and there was blood in the corner of his mouth.

Liu Xi hurriedly helped the injured person up, and asked with concern: "What's wrong?"

Bai Suxin squeezed out a few tears as if he had been greatly wronged, and said nonsense with his eyes open: "The monk is not an eminent monk, he is clearly a demon monk! If I hadn't resisted desperately, I'm afraid... I'm afraid my innocence will be gone! "

But what he was thinking in his heart was: this monk is not as cute as Fa Hai, it's really funny, sooner or later he will fall down on his own xinxing.

Under Bai Suxin's red mouth and white teeth accusation, Moga slowly appeared in front of everyone, his face was black as hell, not only his eyes were filled with murderous aura, but his whole body was wrapped in black aura, as Bai Suxin said, he looked like a demon monk.

A group of people looked at Moga with hostility and guard in their eyes. Only Bai Suxin realized that the situation had changed. His mouthful of blood might make the stinky monk break the precept of killing, and Moga might be in danger of becoming mad.

A prophecy.

"Tsk, I owe you."

With a wave of Bai Suxin's palm, everyone except Moga fell into a coma.

The author has something to say:

Lust is abstinence, lust is not abstinence.

The world of mortals, the world of mortals, reverses ghosts and gods.

There is no distinction between good and evil, and there are all kinds of strange things.

The six roots are not clean, alas, monks.

—— "Green Snake"