Get off the vulgar, smelly monk!

Bai Suxin was sitting on the roof opposite the Li Mansion, looking up at her senior sister and her husband standing on the colorful clouds and waving goodbye to their family, while another old monk stood beside them with a kind smile on his face.

With his hands resting on his cheeks, watching the three of them fly away, he couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "Everyone in the world thinks it's good to be a god...Although it's really good to be a god, but without the emotions and desires of mortals, life is really boring."

The two of them who flew away just now must be familiar to the people of Qiantang County.Xu Xian and Bai Suzhen, the stories of these two people can be said to be touching and well-known.As for Fa Hai... let him go with the wind.

In short, Bai Suzhen's love journey has come to an incomplete end. Bai Suxin has been holding back for nearly 1000 years and finally managed to sneak out of the teacher's school, preparing to enter the world.

Although Bai Suxin is older than Bai Suzhen and has a higher level of morality than others, but Naihe entered the teacher's school a few hundred years later than others, so he still has to call someone "Senior Sister" - but it is estimated that there will be no chance to call him in the future.

"Hey! Who are you? Get off my roof!"

With an angry shout, Bai Suxin could only climb down the roof in despair.He smacked his lips, patted the ashes on his buttocks, thinking: I've finished watching the excitement, where should I go next?But there's no money... It's still early, and my stomach is already empty.

So Bai Suxin, who had no money, sat at the roadside noodle stall, ordered a bowl of plain noodles, and was thinking about what to get for the money, when his mind flashed, and he showed a determined smile.

The monk sitting at the table opposite Bai Suxin couldn't help but look at him twice, and subconsciously touched the bowl at hand - the master said that all fairies are beautiful.

Bai Suxin noticed the monk's movement, so he sat down beside the monk, "Dare to ask this little master's Dharma name?"

The monk performed a Buddhist salute and said, "Poor Monk Moga."

She has a pretty face and a nice voice.

"Why haven't you seen it before? Not a local?"

"The poor monk roams around..." Mo Jia looked at Bai Suxin, "He inherited the master's mantle, but he is a monster catcher."

Bai Su believed it or not: "The little master looks as old as me, so he really has such a great ability?"

Moga handed over the Zen stick at hand: "If you don't believe me, you can touch this Zen stick."

Hearing the words, Bai Suxin stretched out his hand to touch Moga's Zen stick, and felt numbness in his fingertips, which went to the bottom of his heart, but it was only numbness.

He deliberately exclaimed: "Oh! What kind of magic weapon is this? It hurts people's fingers."

Moga stood up holding the Zen stick, looked down at Bai Suxin from a high position, "It is naturally powerful to collect the magic weapon of evildoers."

Bai Suxin ate the plain noodles in two or three bites, wiped his mouth clean, and then responded with a smile: "You want to take me? Come and chase me!" After saying that, he flew towards the woods, just in time for the noodles.

This frightened the little owner of the noodle stall, the money hasn't been paid yet!

Moga conveniently got some money, tapped his toes lightly, never let the wind down, and chased after him relentlessly.

"Let's go, the beast."

Bai Suxin didn't like to hear these words.An evildoer is an evildoer, how ugly is an evildoer.He turned his head and wrinkled his nose: "You are an evil animal. Don't think that I will be as polite as Bai Suzhen. After I beat you and call you grandpa, you will know who is an evil animal! I hate stinky monks like you the most. Who knows what you're thinking about acting like you have no desires or desires to act for the heavens!"

He flew into the woods, kicked his feet on the tree trunk and turned around, raising his hand to make a quick move.A beam of thunder shot out from the palm of his hand, directly hitting Moga's eyebrows.

The golden bowl Buddha light in Moga's hand flashed, and the thunder light disappeared.

Bai Suxin was stunned for a moment, and another fire dragon struck back, it didn't attack the vitals, it just wanted to burn the monk's robe.I saw the Moga Zen stick in a circle in my hand, and the fire dragon climbed up the rock and was absorbed by it, not even ash.Immediately after the golden bowl flew over Bai Suxin's head, Moga recited French and held the Dharma fingers in his hands, and the golden bowl suddenly became full of Buddha's light.

Bai Suxin was stunned by the golden Buddha's light, his vision blurred, he lost his chance, and was caught straight.Once the Immortal God is bound, he is just a young master with no strength to restrain a chicken.

Underestimated the enemy.This monk is not simple, at least he is better than Fa Hai.Last time Fahai suffered under this thunder light, but this time he was annihilated by the Buddha's light.Is Moga's Taoism higher than him, or is the magic weapon powerful?

"Smelly monk! Let me go! You have the ability to accept me!"

Moga was wondering too.Why can't the golden bowl accept this evildoer.

"Where is the sacredness of your Excellency?"

Bai Suxin snorted: "Why don't you continue to be called evil animals?"

Apparently Moga's temper was not as good as Fahai's. He tied the fairy god tightly and said, "An evildoer is an evildoer. It doesn't matter whether you take the golden bowl or not, it's the same when you throw it into the Leifeng Pagoda."

Hearing that Moga was going to throw him into Leifeng Pagoda, Bai Suxin became anxious.

"Hey...you can't do this! I'm not a demon, I'm a god...beast."

Moga paused: "Divine beast?"

Bai Suxin nodded furiously: "Yes, I am a descendant of Teng Snake, pure! You can't accept me!"

"I heard that Bai Suzhen is also a descendant of Teng Snake, how did she accept it?"

"She is far away from me. It can only be considered a blood relationship, but I am pure! Pure!"

Moga was unmoved: "Thousands of years ago, Teng Snake's heart was not upright and caused disaster. He was beheaded by the righteous way, and he has already been reduced to a monster. The golden bowl is blocked by blood and cannot accept you. I can."

Bai Suxin was speechless.

If it's not hard, it's soft!

"Zen Master, please let me go. I just didn't pay for the noodles. There's no need to accept me, right?" He moved his body and raised his hand to tug on Moga's sleeve.

Every time the junior sister makes a mistake, she uses this set to cover up the senior brother, and it has been tried and tested. He claims to be quite cute, so it should be useful to be cute.Although the adjective cute is too twisted for a male, the trait does serve him well.

Moga looked back at him deeply, and said coldly, "Let go."

Bai Suxin held on tightly.If he was really thrown into Leifeng Pagoda, he might as well die.Leifeng Pagoda is not a golden bowl, and he won't spit him out just because he has the blood of a snake.

"Little Master... Zen Master Moga..."

"To shut up!"

Bai Suxin pouted.

If it's too soft, just roll over.

He sat on the ground and wailed at the top of his voice: "How could you do this! You have to be principled when accepting monsters! I finally slipped out from the teacher's gate, and you actually want to throw me into Leifeng Pagoda. It's not that the monks are merciful Is it right? I didn’t kill anyone, and I didn’t set fire to it, so I didn’t pay for the noodles! I still can’t do it?”

Moga's face turned slightly green—this was probably the most shameless and noisy goblin he had ever seen.There is no one who can do this.

Seeing that the monk's expression was not good, but he didn't seem to want to continue dragging him away, so Bai Suxin rushed forward and held Moga's hand—he wanted to hug his thigh, but his hands were tied—with a sincere expression: "Moga Zen master, please let me go... I will be dedicated to goodness, I will not do bad things before, and I will not do them in the future! I swear!"

Probably Bai Suxin's expression was too sincere, which moved Moga, he looked deeply into Bai Suxin's dark eyes, and finally withdrew the fairy rope.

"You go, remember your oath."

However, Bai Suxin is not a person who is willing to hold back when he is wronged.As soon as he regained his freedom, he immediately leaned forward and kissed the monk.An exceptionally loud sound, like a firecracker thrown in Moga's face, made his ears buzz and he forgot to respond for a while.

Bai Suxin was very proud, laughed and walked away.

"Hahaha, remember, my name is Bai Suxin. There will be no date in the future—"

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Updated the next day, there is no logic in this article, it is just written for fun