[The Hobbit] Only the earthlings don't know

"Here's the way things are." Bard began with a serious tone, "Do you believe in the end of the world?"

Bilbo looked at him with a retarded look.

Bard choked up, took a deep breath and continued: "The end of the world really exists, I think you have heard this saying, when the end of the world will comets hit the earth, bringing huge disasters to the earth , to end an entire era. Human beings, like the Cretaceous dinosaurs, will become fossil documents thousands or even tens of thousands of years later."

"The two most famous 'end of the world' so far are 1999 and 2012 respectively, the orbit of the comet will cross the orbit of the earth, although it is not a direct collision, but the garbage layer around the comet will cause damage to the earth. indelible impact."

Bilbo didn't speak, but listened carefully while drinking orange juice through a straw.

"But in fact, the earth is not destroyed." Bard spread his hands, saying a fact that everyone knows.

The look in Bilbo's eyes made him even more retarded.

Bard downed his iced coffee in one gulp before calming down, without smashing the glass into Bilbo's face.

"A comet did come, but instead of a layer of garbage it brought something else—living things."

Bilbo was dumbfounded: "So you're saying...they...are aliens!?"

"That's right," Bard said. "This is indeed the end of the world in a way, Bilbo. The century of humans is over, and the century of humans and aliens living together has begun. But humans are not hospitable creatures. Especially when the number of these aliens is far less than ours, you can imagine what will happen. Repulsion, hostility, even war, the human government and the alien government have reached an agreement that before they can coexist with humans in complete peace, All humans keep this secret—they're surrounded by aliens of strange shapes."

"Everyone who immigrates to the earth through regular means...I don't even know what to call them, there is no unified term, but in short, those creatures that resemble humans from the outside must sign this agreement." Bard took out a few pieces of paper from his bag and slapped them in front of Bilbo—"Interstellar Migration Confidentiality Regulations".

"The number of aliens in this world is hard to estimate." Bard said seemingly nonchalantly, "The actress who won the Oscar is an alien, the rock star with countless crazy fans is an alien, and it looks like an ordinary college student. Aliens, successful entrepreneurs are aliens, brilliant doctors are aliens—only Earthlings know nothing about it.”

"That sounds awful," Bilbo murmured. "So you're working in an immigration office that's not what I thought it was? Dealing with weird..."people" every day?"

Bard smiled. "It's not too bad, you know them and you know them a little bit, man."

"They're a good bunch of friends." Bard said the same thing as Gandalf.

"But now." He turned the "Regulations" to make it easier for Bilbo to read: "You should sign it."

"I want to sign too!?" Bilbo was a little surprised, "I'm not...how should I put it...I'm a native of Earth."

Bard liked the word "indigenous" that Bilbo used very much, and he could barely hold back a snort before saying, "I thought it was obvious, this is a non-disclosure agreement, anyone who knows must sign it under our supervision .”

Bilbo felt that something was wrong: "Since everyone has signed this, why do I still know about it? Of course it's not just me... What you just said means that there are other people who may know about it from certain sources." of these things, isn't it?"

"Oh this," Bard hesitated, "I don't know if I should tell you this, but I don't think Gandalf would mind—he's your guarantor, and you can do these things when you enter the chat room." I know, but he begged us to keep it a secret from you temporarily."

"Of course, in fact, I haven't reported to my superiors yet. I believe in Gandalf's vision. He thinks you are a guy who is willing to keep secrets for his friends." Bard shrugged, "So what I am more worried about now is if you use Gandalf's students The identity of the report for you may not be approved by the higher authorities."

"What will happen if you can't approve it?"

"You will become a black account in the 'relevant personnel' file of the Interstellar Immigration Bureau." Bard said cheerfully after enjoying enough of Bilbo's worried expression, "But this problem does not exist now, after all, if you start a family with interstellar friends, then It is in full compliance with the agreement above and there, of course you have the right to know all of this, there is no need for special approval at all, and submitting the report directly on the computer can make you a legal 'relevant person'."

"What starting a family?" Bilbo had a bad feeling in his heart.

"No, that man." Bard pouted behind Bilbo, "I don't think he would mind signing your guarantee."

Bilbo turned his head stiffly, and sure enough, he saw Thorin sitting at a table at the other end of the coffee shop with a glass of soda on the table.

"...I'd better check with Gandalf again." Bilbo turned his head back, and quickly signed the regulations that Bard gave him without blinking.

"Actually, it's good to get used to it." Bard comforted him, "People over there are like this, Kili followed Tauriel for several months back then."

"How did he stop then?" Bilbo humbly asked for advice.

"Tauriel beat him up." Bard paid the bill, got up and left, "I'll do it this time."

Bilbo guessed he was reassuring himself.

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【Sauron】: Congratulations to Saruman for the successful conclusion of this concert! ! !

【Ori】: Papa papa papa.

【Kili】: The upstairs is dirty, too dirty.

【Aragon】: You are a filthy man who sees filth, my friend...

【Sauron】: One step closer to my dream of conquering the world! ! !

[Fili]: Well, come on.

【Bard】: It’s really full of perfunctory[/laugh cry][/laugh cry][/laugh cry]

【Legolas】: Haven't seen Thorin recently?

【Kili】: Oh, he went to pursue Bilbo.

[Tauriel]: ...

[Legolas]: ...I think you should change the word. Tracking is more appropriate at this time.

【Sauron】: @Bilbo is a professional substitute, you, deserve it→@Azog

【Bilbo】: ...I'm going to work first and we'll talk later[/goodbye][/goodbye][/goodbye]

【Elrond】: I am ashamed to post an advertisement.

[Sauron]: That's my little brother, I just recommend it sincerely.

[Gandalf]: Long time no see Elrond.

[Elrond]: Recently, I have been busy attending the Five-Party Talks.

【Thranduil】: The Five-Party Talks is true, busy is false.

【Elrond】: We have been in love for so many years and you just treat me like this[/I can’t cry.JPG]

【Thranduil】: I didn't say that.

[Elrond]: Speaking of this, I haven't seen Mrs. Galadriel for a long time. I don't know if she is online or not.

[Sauron]: I've said five sentences, and I'm definitely not online.

[System] [Member Sauron was banned by the administrator for 10 minutes]

【Galadriel】: I was having morning tea just now, and I just came here now.

【Bard】: Tsk tsk tsk.

【Kili】: But make Dragon City Fly General be there.

【Fili】: Nozuo Nodiewhyyoutry.

【Aragon】: Rest in peace, Big Eye.

【Bilbo】: What big eyes?

[Ori]: Sauron's nickname.

【Bilbo】：233333