Hehe, the whole world is forcing me to be a stand-in BE version

【353】

I started seeing a psychiatrist.

Because now in my diary, the name that appears the most has become myself.

The psychiatrist said that your situation is caused by living in isolation for a long time.Don't worry, just go out and relax and you'll be fine.

So, when we met for the second time, I brought Qiao Xiaxia and Ouyang Qingxue's diary with me.

Then open to the last page and show it to the psychiatrist.

The psychiatrist opened the diary and took a look, then closed the diary in fear.

His reaction was exactly the same as when I first saw it.

Between the lines, there is a hideous hostility that makes people drenched in sweat.

The psychiatrist also tried to salvage his calm image, talking nonsense for a long time, and then I interrupted impatiently.

"Doctor." I opened Ouyang Qingxue's diary, pointed to the densely packed names, and said, "The owner of this diary is Ouyang Qingxue. She is my mother, and she committed suicide."

Psychiatrist: "Oh, oh, okay, please express your condolences. Well, a person dies like a lamp goes out, as the saying goes..."

I raised my hand: "Shut up! Stop talking nonsense, believe it or not, I'll call the bodyguard downstairs right now? I'll throw you out of the window to perform trapeze."

The psychiatrist calmly pushed the lens on the bridge of the nose, and when I was not paying attention, he quickly lifted the cup on the table and drank it up in one gulp.

I closed Ouyang Qingxue's diary, then brought Qiao Xiaxia's diary over, and opened the last page.

The psychiatrist's pupils shrank sharply, and his body backed away subconsciously, as if he was frightened by the more terrifying words in the diary.

"This diary belongs to my brother," I said, pointing to the name on it, "The person written on it is either dead or in prison, and ten to ten of them are life imprisonment, which is no different from a death sentence. "

"Really? Let me see." The psychiatrist glanced curiously at the names on the diary.

Then he immediately sweated at Lushan Waterfall.

That's right, whoever saw the names of the former bosses of the Qiao family and the Xue family in this city, and the names of so many family members in such a terrifying diary, probably wouldn't feel scared.

What's more, the names on the list are really all dead.What I said was right.

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The psychiatrist looked at me: "Coincidence, coincidence?" His voice trembled.

I said blankly: "I have counted, there are a total of 94 names above, and they have a 100% probability of death."

Not only the voice of the psychiatrist, but the whole body began to tremble: "Don't, don't be kidding...you...this is unscientific...you are pseudoscience..."

"Oh, by the way, by the way, the person who wrote this diary also committed suicide." I closed the diary, "So, the death toll is not 94, but 95. If you add the first diary, then In total, 96 people died."

The psychiatrist's expression was already very uncomfortable at the moment, but when the diary was closed, the sound of the pages made him frighten his whole body to stand up reflexively, like a cat in danger, his whole body Almost jumped out of their chairs.

"And now my problem is," I pulled out the third diary, "you see, this one is mine."

The psychiatrist turned the diary 180 degrees, looked down at the names on it, and then I saw him gasp obviously.

This time, he really jumped up from the chair.

Even though I'm not the same person as him, I can see what his eyes see.

Because in countless sleepless nights, I was facing the same picture.

【357】

what?

You can not see it?

Are you curious?

You want to see?

It's okay, I'm very generous.

Well, the specific content of the diary is as follows:

"Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan! Xu Yan!Xu Yan!Xu Yan!Xu Yan!Xu Yan!Xu Yan!Xu Yan!Xu Yan!Xu Yan!Xu Yan!Xu Yan!Xu Yan!Xu Yan!Xu Yan!Xu Yan!Xu Yan!Xu Yan!Xu Yan!Xu Yan!Xu Yan!Xu Yan!Xu Yan!Xu Yan!Xu Yan! ..."

【358】

I stood up slightly.

The psychiatrist seemed to be taken aback by my actions, and he backed up a lot with his chair.

I stretched out my hand, took the tissue box from the corner of the desk, and put it in front of the psychiatrist.

The psychiatrist took off the lens, pulled out a tissue, and wiped off the profuse sweat.

I pointed to the densely packed names on the diary: "In the first two diaries, all the names that appeared are dead. And the owner of the diary, without exception, chose to commit suicide."

I casually put the diary aside, then pinched the bridge of my nose: "And in this diary, besides me, there are a total of 4 names. I have investigated for a long time, and now I have confirmed that these people are all dead." In other words, so far, the number of deaths related to the diary is exactly 100."

"Doctor, actually I came to you with only one question." I raised my head and asked the psychiatrist seriously, "Will I be the 101st?"

【359】

Garbage psychiatrist!Waste of my youth and my money!

He actually recommended three professional exorcists to me in a serious manner, and he quickly added us WeChat friends. Before I had time to refute, he had already told the other party the business content.

The first exorcist told me: You are cursed. Bring 1000 yuan, and the money comes to Juli.

The second exorcist told me: You are cursed, quickly bring [-] yuan, and the money will be cursed away.

The third exorcist told me: You are cursed. Bring 10 yuan, and the money comes to Juli.

Damn mental retardation!

Everyone is retarded!

I beat up the psychiatrist.

Then a third exorcist was found.

Although I know that they even have the same lines in the commercials, I still secretly believe it.

Expensive is good!

【360】

By the way, a digression.

About five years later, by chance, someone I knew encountered a similar situation, so I gave him the contact information of these three people.

That friend's financial situation was more difficult, so he chose a second exorcist.

Then, I happened to be eating at his house, when I saw the doorbell rang, he opened the door, and a familiar face walked in.

About ten years later, another friend of mine also wanted to slay the demon, so I gave each other the contact information of the three of them.

That friend is a miser with a lot of money, but he is too stingy to choose the first exorcist.

So, I saw the same face for the third time.

I sincerely ask that exorcist to ask if there are triplets in your family.

The exorcist looked at me with an expression of "Are you mentally retarded?"

For the sake of my being his regular customer, the exorcist told me the truth behind it.

It turned out that all three exorcists were him.

I was shocked and said how could this be possible?Obviously three different WeChat IDs.

He had an expression of "with your level of knowledge, it's difficult for us to communicate", then he patted my shoulder heavily, shook his head and left without saying anything.