Hehe, the whole world is forcing me to be a stand-in BE version

So, he admitted.

What a hehe.

【337】

Me: "So!!!??? Are you going to kill me too!!!??? Or like everyone else you hate, break them up and send them all to jail!?"

Xue Yi: "How can you think of me so badly?"

Me: "Did I say something wrong again!!!??? Xue Yi! I found your diary! During the 67 days in captivity, in order to prevent myself from going crazy, I had to recall the contents of it over and over again. .Those names! Those names in your diary! Are they the ones you want to take revenge on?"

Xue Yi: "!!! You entered my room!!!???"

Me: "Those people are all dead! Including my brother, they are all dead! Qiao Lihong is also dead! Isn't the person he likes you!? What are you thinking!? Can you tell me, you fucking What are you thinking?"

Xue Yi: "You don't understand anything at all! Those things back then, how they treated me, you don't understand! You don't understand anything at all!!!"

Me: "I don't know, yes, I don't know. I only know that my brother is dead, Qiao Lihong is also dead, what's next!? Is the next one me!? Why did you ask me here today? You want me Do you want to die? Don’t bother you, old man, I’d rather die cleanly! Are you satisfied now!!!??? Everyone is dead, you’re happy!!!??? Satisfied !!!???"

Xue Yi: "No! You! You don't know anything! You don't know anything!!!"

Me: "Then tell me! What do I not know!? Tell me!!!"

Xue Yi: "Me!"

Me: "Say it!"

Xue Yi: "I..."

Me: "I don't understand... Isn't it you that Qiao Lihong likes? Why did you unplug his life support system? You want to kill him? But doesn't he like you?"

Xue Yi: "Brother Jiang... many things are more complicated than you imagine... many things... are not what you see on the surface."

Me: "Then tell me, explain it to me, how can I know if you don't tell me!?"

Xue Yi: "..."

Me: "Do you like Qiao Lihong?"

Xue Yi: "No."

Me: "Then why does he like you!?"

Xue Yi: "Hey... Probably, falling in love with someone you shouldn't love is youth."

【338】

Me: "Is that you in the photo of the three of us?"

Xue Yi: "What group photo of the three of you?"

Me: "You, Qiao Lihong, and Actor Fang, the three of you stood on the stage at the curtain call just now, wearing costumes. You were obviously smiling happily at that time... What happened back then?"

Xue Yi: "..."

Me: "Actor Fang said, you suddenly asked him to act as your fiancé, and deliberately showed off the ring in front of Qiao Lihong, and after a short while, Qiao Lihong went home and got married...Actor Fang said, he married that Les because of you Yes. Were you playing him all the time? Damn it! What the hell is going on here?"

Xue Yi: "Did Fang Baichuan tell you that Qiao Lihong found someone to beat me into the hospital?"

Me: "... what!?"

Xue Yi: "Did Qiao Lihong tell you that I am the child of his father's mistress?"

Me: "... what!!!???"

Xue Yi: "Then have you read my diary? Before Qiao Lihong knew me, I already hated him?"

Me: "...No, what's going on here? It's too messy, too messy..."

Xue Yi: "Then do you know that this mistress was originally Xue Zeqiao's child bride?"

Me: "...your mother is Ouyang Qingxue!?"

Xue Yi: "Is she your mother too?"

【339】

Me: "My mother... Liu Baimei!!!??? She is Ouyang Qingxue?! Wait, if Ouyang Qingxue is Xue Suoer, that means..."

Xue Yi: "Look, how can you blame me for having too many names? Our mother is a liar who is good at distinguishing. As the saying goes, 'daughter Xiao father, son Xiao mother', I am just Xiao mother."

Me: "...I...you...what the hell...I...I don't understand...what the hell...I'm confused...you the hell...I mean...no, what the hell is all this One thing!? I don’t understand! I don’t understand!!!”

Xue Yi: "My naive and stupid brother, Xu Bing really protects you so well."

Me: "My brother has really...be!"

Xue Yi: "Dead. The death can't be more thorough."

Me: "But, that picture of yours..."

Xue Yi: "Is there anything in this world that cannot be fake?"

【340】

Me: "Then what about my childhood?"

Xue Yi: "You didn't watch the news on TV? Oh, I forgot, you are in retreat in the hospital. It doesn't matter, I don't mind being the one who tells you the bad news. The Fang family's youngest's half-mountain villa accidentally flooded some time ago, and the firefighters On Fang Jinchang's bed, two entangled corpses were found. One is Fang Jinchang, and the other is you Faxiao."

Me: "What!!!???"

Xue Yi: "You have already avenged yourself when you were young, so there is nothing wrong with you. Burn some paper money for him when you have time, so that he can have more money down here. These days, everything is going up in price, I heard that inflation is also very serious in the underworld."

Me: "What?"

Xue Yi: "By the way, when you give you paper money, remember to give me some too. I have suffered all my life, at least down here, and I want to live a little more comfortably."

Me: "... what?"

Xue Yi: "Aren't you able to say anything other than 'something'? Forget it, it's already at this time, and I don't have time to take care of my younger brother for Xiaodong. Listen, I will take care of Xue's family. I'll leave it to you, Assistant Liu has already taken care of all the legal adoption procedures for you, you just need to follow her instructions."

Me: "... what? No! Wait! You, what do you mean?"

Xue Yi: "Qiao Lihong seems to have left you a part of the inheritance? Anyway, he is belching now, and the remaining dregs of the Qiao family are nothing to be afraid of. Assistant Liu will not let others take away what belongs to you. Bai Ying I will also send you off together. As for the others...let me think about it...well...it seems that there is nothing else to explain."

Me: "No no no! Stop! Pause! I said, why are you telling me these things for no reason!?"

Xue Yi: "Oh! By the way, if you have time, please water the cactus for me and put it on the window sill of my room... Well... Anyway, you have already entered, and everything in the room belongs to you .Watch it or not, it's none of my business if it's set on fire. Well, now you can get out."

Me: "Where are you going? It's not my cactus! Xue Yi! If you want to water it, you can do it yourself!!! Did you hear me! What are you trying to do!? The more I hear it, the more ominous I feel, Xue Yi, you bastard ! Don't make any arbitrary decision! You live for me, bastard!"

Xue Yi: "Do you think I'm making a will?"

Me: "...Uh...huh?"

Xue Yi (laughs): "Congratulations, your IQ hasn't dropped all day today."

【341】

This is the last sentence Xue Yi said to me.

With the same smile as Qiao Lihong.

liberated.

Can finally be liberated.

【342】

I tried desperately to stop him, but was escorted away by pre-arranged bodyguards.

Then, after leaving the ward, I heard a gunshot from the room behind me.

"Bang".

Echoes echoed through the empty hospital corridors.

I was unable to slide down, and I knelt and sat on the floor blankly.

The brain is blank.

【343】

After a long time.

The silent bodyguard handed the phone in front of me.

Write this line on the SMS interface:

"Xiaoyan, don't cry. Tomorrow is another day, bad things will pass, and the sun will rise as usual: D"

Why does he know my name?

I look up.

Seeing a familiar face in tears.

The dumb man with the scar on his face is exactly the mute Xue who met once in Hong Kong.

At the same time, I finally remembered why I always thought he was very familiar.

Because he looks exactly like the dumb uncle who saved me when I was drowning in my childhood.

Because when I visited my mother's grave, the strange uncle who knelt in front of the tombstone with Lily in his arms and cried in a mess, looked exactly the same.

Because he looks exactly the same as the uncle in the hat I saw at my adoptive father's house, who secretly gave money to my adoptive father.

Because he and I had a gang fight when we were in junior high school, and accidentally provoked a dozen adult gangsters, and was chased by a watermelon knife for five or six streets. When he was almost hacked to death, he pulled me away The uncle in sunglasses who escaped in the car and saved me looks exactly the same.

If I think about it carefully, he appeared in my career at different ages.

I suddenly wanted to ask him a word.

Will you be my real father?

【344】

Xue Yi died.

Swallowed a gun to commit suicide.

Died the same way as Hemingway.

The upper half of the head was blown to pieces, and the entire Tianling Gai was blown away, but the lower half remained intact.

So, my last impression of him is a happy smiling chin with a bloody white brain on it.

【345】

Qiao Lihong also died.

Leaving me 42% of Trader Joe's.

So I somehow became the largest shareholder of Joe's Group.

Plus the Xue family that Xue Yi left for me.

Then, a very funny thing happened.

I actually saw my name on the Forbes Global Fortune [-] list in the second year.

Facing the packed reporters and admirers around my house, I told them the secret of getting rich overnight with a deadpan face.

"First, you have to meet the first love of the world's richest man; then, you have to have the world's second richest brother; then, these two people have to hate each other and fight to the death. Then, when they die together, " I paused for a moment, and said seriously with a very serious expression, "You are just like me."

Everyone laughed.

The reporter said: "Mr. Xu Yan, may I ask if humor is the secret to your fortune?"

The man eager to get rich said: "The richest man, the richest man! Do you want to use this fable to explain to us the truth of 'the clam fights, the fisherman wins'? Is there any other truth? What is your What is the reason for getting rich?"

The green tea whore who wanted to catch a wealthy son-in-law said: "Xu Xiansen, you are really wise, I admire you so much, can you tell me some more stories? This is my room card, do you want to come to me tonight?" How about a cup of coffee in the room? People really like you."

The young entrepreneur who hoped to get my investment said: "Xu Sheng, hello, I am XX manager of XX company. Your XX company is investing in XX industry. This industry is a sunrise industry. Now there are The country has strong support, and there is also a tax reduction policy. I wonder if you are interested in our company? Don't leave, you are going there..."

……

……

I closed the car door tightly and said to the driver, "Damn it! A group of mentally retarded people!"

The driver turned around and said to me with a very respectful expression: "Mr. Xu, your private plane is already waiting for you at the airport. May I ask whether we are going to Dubai today or to Norway to see the snow?"

I said: "I'm tired of playing abroad, you go to the bank with me first, and then withdraw [-] million for me."

The driver was puzzled: "So much money? What do you want to buy?"

I said, "I won't buy anything today. I'll fly the plane over the city center later, and then open the cabin door. Let's spend money today!"

【346】

So, I made the headlines the next day.

【347】

The reporter asked me if there was any secret hidden behind this move?Then, with regard to my lunatic behavior of throwing money, from the issue of rising pork prices, it was all the way to the next President of the United States.

I fell asleep twice in the middle, then woke up suddenly again, and then fell asleep slowly under his hypnosis.

During that interview, I didn't say a word from the beginning to the end.

Then, I hit the headlines again.

Even the evening news broadcast also broadcast my touching deeds.

Because I am sympathetic to others, set an example, call on the rich people to do charitable work by distributing wealth, and strive to alleviate the gap between the rich and the poor in China, so as to achieve what Mr. Xiaoping called "let some people get rich first, and then get rich again These people help other poor people get rich together."

I covered my eyes and laughed.

Oh shit!Retarded!

Hahahahahaha!

I'm mentally retarded too!

Everyone is retarded!

The whole world is retarded!

hahahahahahahahaha……