Hehe, the whole world is forcing me to be a stand-in BE version

【36】

I asked, "Do you like Xiaoxia?"

He said, "Yes."

I asked, "The reason why you calculated me is because I look like him?"

He said, "Yes."

I asked, "Then why don't you marry him himself?"

"Because he didn't want to," he said.

I asked: "If he doesn't want to, I will?"

"So I'm sorry," he said.

I asked, "I don't accept your apology, because I'm going to divorce you. Oh, no, sorry, not with you, but with your sister. This marriage is really funny."

"I'm sorry," he said.

I said, "It's nothing, anyway, after the divorce we are all strangers."

"I'm afraid I can't do that," he said.

I said, "I have a fart relationship with you. The marriage certificate says Xu Yan and Qiao Tingting."

He said: "But there is a living father on your household registration book. His name is Xu Jianguo, a retired veteran cadre, he lives in XX Community, XX City, and he has a white Pekingese dog by his side. He is eight years old this year. Yes. ."

I was silent for a while: "What do you mean? Threatening me with my dad?"

"I'm sorry," he said.

I was angry: "Can you fucking change the line! I warn you, don't touch my adoptive father! My mother is dead, my brother's whereabouts are unknown, and he is the only family left for me now. If he loses one If you are hairy, I will fucking fight you! I am not threatening you with empty teeth. If you really push me to that point, I will be able to do it. Believe it or not! Barefoot is not afraid of wearing shoes , Labor and management are not afraid of going to jail!"

He said: "Your father will be safe as long as you are married. I assure you."

I said: "Fuck. You. Mother. You are guaranteed to be a fart. How can your family be so shameless! Believe it or not, labor and capital will chop you up now, and then turn yourself in!"

"I'm sorry," he said.

I said: "Da. You. Grandma. Grandma, labor and management are not called Xiaoxia! You fucking like that Xiaoxia, so you go after him! What is the point of you coming to marry me?! I will go all the way Person A, why do you want to involve me, are you fucking insane!"

【37】

He's probably really out of his mind.

Because the result of this quarrel was that he raped me.

I don't know how he did it, because the previous two times he tried and failed to get in the hole, but this time he went in.

And cum inside me.

More than once.

I have never cried so badly since I grew up.

Still in bed.

【38】

You guys in the back also know that I was sent to the hospital by him, with gauze wrapped in many places all over my body, lying on the bed all day to recover from my injuries and being given a bottle.

I don't even remember what I said when I got mad and I didn't remember anything when I was beaten to death by him on the bed, but there must be one sentence that hit him because he lost control on the bed .

By his own admission, he also gave me a bouquet of flowers and imported chocolates as an apology gift.

The nurses next to me were envious, so I slapped him on the head.

Damn it, the one named Qiao is a psycho!

【39】

I almost forgot, there was a pink card inserted in the flower, and a love poem was copied on it.

I didn't understand a word - because it was German.

What's wrong with bullying me for my poor academic performance?

I can't understand you even if you read it to me!

Translated into Chinese, what kind of mountain, what kind of water, what kind of beauty, I am confused. I don’t know whether you are praising me as an angel or calling me too holy.

【40】

In a word -

I want a divorce! ! !

【41】

Yo!Isn't Qiao Lihong the president of the company?Shouldn't it be a matter of daily affairs?Why do you want to stay in my ward every day and not leave!Do you fucking want the company to go bankrupt? Believe it or not, I will be discharged from the hospital today to short sell your company's stock.

What a fucking fuck!

You have a stinky face all day long, you don’t answer your questions, tell you to fuck off, and keep pretending to be blue and melancholy. Don’t think I didn’t notice that you peeked at me through the newspaper.

See fart!

Did you cheat on me, or did I cheat on you?

【42】

He actually came up with a marriage agreement and discussed with me the details of cohabitation in the future with a serious face.

Wearing glasses like a serious professor, sitting by the bed with a pen and a hard-shell folder, facing the printed form, confirming with me one by one, and then taking notes seriously.

what color do you like.

What food do you hate.

Which movie do you like.

What activities do you usually have.

Where have you been before.

What diseases have you had, whether there is any medical history in your family, and what drugs you are allergic to.

……

Forgive me, brother, there are dozens of pages, when will I finish the question?

Is it really okay if you don't go to the company? You won't wait for me to be discharged from the hospital. Your company has already closed down, right?

Also, how many times you go to bed every week, there is really no need for rigid rules for this kind of thing.

Don't you look at the shit you write about, park office movie theater amusement park...

Nima still has a plane!

you win.

Others are car shock, you pull my phone shock.

And it's written into the contract in advance.

Please let me go, I am a straight man, very straight, the straightest in the universe.

How can you let me sign next to these things.

【43】

He still got an autograph.

Don't ask me how he succeeded, I refuse to answer the shameful question.

【44】

Oh, by the way, he also did a very good thing.

He asked me if I needed to continue the family.

I will tell him that the eighteenth generation of our family is a single pass.

That idiot actually took it seriously!

Then the next day brought a large stack of information on the surrogate mother.

There are red, green and green sticky notes inside, with various handwritten comments and comments, ranging from five stars to one heart, and there are also comments from other users next to it.

I was dumbfounded.

He is absolutely dead.

I said, you have made such detailed notes. Could it be that you and your wife's child was actually created by a surrogate?

Although I really wanted to gossip about this question, but as soon as I asked the beginning, his face was so gloomy that I shivered.

For the sake of my ass... I decided to pretend I didn't know he was changing the subject.

【45】

bother.

Qiao Lihong stayed by my bedside from morning to night, and even if he left, he had to get an assistant to guard him. He also took away my ID card, wallet, keys, and mobile phone. There was nothing in the ward.

I was almost under house arrest in the ward, unable to leave.

I'm upset, so I want to make him unhappy.

No other weakness of his has been discovered so far, so he had to grab Xiao Xia to torture him.

【46】

I asked him, why Xiaoxia refuses to marry you, where is he now, how did you two meet, have you ever slept with him, does he have a boyfriend, what do you like about him...

He didn't answer these questions at all, but told me very seriously that since he was married to me, Xiao Xia was already in the past tense, and he would be with me forever.

I praised him for his ability to tell lies with his eyes open.

He said he never lied.

He said that he had put Xiao Xia down.

I applaud desperately, the performance is really wonderful.

If he had already put Xiao Xia down, why would he lie to me to marry him.

Oh no, he married his sister.

He looked at me very calmly and satirized him. I really wanted to tear off his mask, but he still laughed at me.

After laughing, I said something that I couldn't figure out. The excerpt is as follows:

"If I want to live, I have to let him go."

During the short time I was in the hospital, I had nothing to do all day long, so after much deliberation, I finally came to the conclusion that "Xiao Xia is dead", so I ran to confirm with him.

He denies it.

Then he said something even more inexplicable to me.

"But I thought he was dead."

Xiao Xia is still alive, but you treat him as dead, what do you mean?

I asked: "Why do you say that? Could it be... because he is so sweet with others, and you don't want to be blinded, so you think he is dead?"

He replied, "Let's take it that way."

I am crazy.

If so, what is it like?

According to his tone, it is obvious that I guessed wrong.

But no matter how much I asked, he refused to talk to me.Sarcasm him with words, but he can't change his face.I found that when he made up his mind not to talk, I was really helpless.

Hey, this person must belong to the saw-mouth gourd.

【47】

Depend on!

This hospital can't stay any longer.

He actually wanted to have sex with me on the hospital bed.

Have you forgotten why I was in the hospital? !

It didn't work out.

I escaped.

I couldn't go to my own nest, so I had to join my family.

【48】

As soon as Fa Xiao opened the door and looked at me, he immediately cried.

I was so moved that I cried bitterly, which made me think that he had a deep affection for my brother. I was just about to give a line about the revolutionary martyrs joining forces on the Long March, but he forced me to cook.

I said pitifully that I had eaten instant noodles for a month, and I was counting on me to save him from suffering.

Holding the garbage bag full of takeaway boxes, I silently accused him with a black face.

He quickly shrank his neck and lowered his head, then looked at me from the bottom up with the wet eyes of a small animal.

I have to praise him for his superb skills of pretending to be pitiful and going out to throw garbage.

When I finished throwing out the garbage and went upstairs, he had already finished my Yangzhou fried rice and slumped on the chair patting his round belly.

Empty, greasy plates stared at me from the table.

I condemned him with my eyes.

He made a small crouching position, held an empty plate in both hands, and handed it to me respectfully.

I don't move.

He showed that kind of moist and pitiful eyes like a small animal again.

Damn, this trick will come!

I angrily took the plate and chopsticks into the kitchen.

A large pot of bowls and chopsticks was soaked in the pool, and there was a layer of moldy hair floating on the surface of the water. I don't know how long it has been piled up.

You can't let me send you to the hospital with food poisoning because the dishes are not clean.After all, if something unfortunate like this happened, I would be the one to end up with the worst luck.

Sighing, he silently washed the dishes, dried them with water, and put them in the disinfection cupboard for disinfection.

By the way, the kitchen floor was mopped.

Anyway, I already had a mop, so I mopped the living room by the way.

By the way, all the rooms were mopped clean.

When I went to the toilet to wash the mop, the corner of my mouth twitched and found a lot of clothes soaked in a large basin, so I took it to the small balcony.

I opened the lid of the washing machine and prepared to stuff it in, only to find that there was already a tube of washed clothes inside.

So I had to take it to the balcony to dry, and then found that the hangers were full of dry clothes.

So I had to collect them all, fold them up, pile them up and send them to my small room.

After stuffing it into the closet, I found that the closet was messed up, so I sorted it out by the way.

When I came out, I tripped over the novels littering the floor, so I tidied up the room silently.

Seeing that the living room was messy, I tidied it up silently.

So all the rooms were tidied up.

【49】

So, after I experienced a series of tragic events such as being cheated into a marriage, being drugged, being raped by a man, and being hospitalized, the first thing I did was to help me clean up the house.

I don't think I'm here to find the arms of my loved ones.

I'm here to be the fucking cleaning lady!

【50】

I looked at Fa Xiao gloomily, and I sat on the sofa like a landlord, picking my teeth comfortably with a toothpick.

I looked up at the sky, lowered my head and beat him up.

【51】

Half an hour later, Fa Xiao finally fully realized my mistake. I saw that his attitude of apologizing was correct enough, so I nodded slightly reservedly, and then told him about my bizarre experience during this period.

I am now an imaginative screenwriter, and I used to be a good student who took No.1 in grade, so I really believe in his intelligence level, and hope he can provide a solution that does not hurt both sides.

I never expected that after I finished speaking, I was actually envious of me when I was young, saying that we are a pair of lilies and a pair of bases, how perfect the marriage of the four of us is.

I beat him decisively.

My blinking and blue eyes dared to continue to envy me, saying how wonderful it would be to marry a domineering president, skipping the long struggle of life, and living a happy life of buying, buying, and buying.

I thought he was insane so I beat him up again.

I'm so small, but with a pig's face on my face, I still can't change my nature and continue to envy me.

He said that Qiao Lihong was known for his cleanliness and self-discipline. He had been a loner for decades. If he fell in love with someone, he would definitely love him forever.Don't worry, as long as the person he loves is you, then you will never be lonely again.Even if you die, he will be buried with you, even if you go down to the eighteenth floor of hell, you will be accompanied by him, and you will never be alone on the road to Huangquan.

What about joint burials and not joint burials, the people on the street just can't speak, and they are very ghostly in broad daylight.I couldn't help but roll my eyes.

However, what he said actually made me shake.

【52】

Is it a pair for life?