Hehe, the whole world is forcing me to be a stand-in BE version

【245】

Sorry, I was slapped in the face by my own words at the speed of light, and I apologize to everyone.

【246】

There are thousands of reasons for rejection, but to convince me, only one photo is needed.

The location where the photo was taken is suspected to be a Middle Eastern country such as Iraq and Afghanistan.The low huts in the background look quite dilapidated, and the walls have obvious bullet marks from shelling. I guess this is a war zone that has not yet gained peace.

Everyone on the street carries a drug with them, even a snotty-nosed Arab kid.God!The kid wasn't even as tall as a gun standing up!The whole body is so thin that only a few bones remain, and the expression of looking at the camera is completely numb, as if he has become accustomed to the danger around him.

Similar photos can often be seen in National Geographic magazine.War reporters risked their lives and pressed the shutter on the front line of danger, maybe just to call for the attention and sympathy of the public, and maybe just to help these strangers they didn't even know at the cost of their own lives.

Such selfless dedication is touching, but it is not enough to make me change my mind.

What really played a decisive role was a peacekeeping force that just passed in front of the camera.

There are a total of eight people in this team, and their nationalities are quite complicated. The white skin, black skin and brown skin are like a hodgepodge. The gray camouflage uniforms are stained with blood. Looked like a war just ended.

Probably at the moment of taking the photo, they heard the greetings of the war reporters, so they all turned their heads subconsciously to look over. Although there was a distance, the camera pixels were quite high, so they could barely see their faces clearly.

On the photo, the third-to-last man in the team and the only yellow-skinned man in the whole team was circled with a red pen.

Just one look at that very familiar face, I couldn't help the sore nose and almost cried out.

【247】

The Buddha is above, the Bodhisattva blesses you.

My brother is still alive! ! !

【248】

"Hey! I said, brother sauce~ you shed tears too easily, right?" Xue Yi raised an eyebrow in surprise, completely indifferent to the excitement in my heart at this time.

I held the photo tremblingly and looked up, staring at him murderously with red eyes: "I didn't cry!" I wiped my face vigorously, "Which eye of yours saw me cry!? If you are blind, don't blame others , believe it or not, I will dig out your blind eyes!!!"

"Wow!" He leaned back exaggeratedly with his upper body, "I was scared to death, I didn't expect you to be such a cruel person, brother is really scared." He opened his mouth wide as if frightened, and actually said "papapapa "He applauded loudly, "Wuli brother sauce is really good, brother sauce is really awesome, brother sauce is super powerful, brother sauce is high~"

It just pissed me off!This guy is totally teasing my kindergarten friends!

If there is a thread called reason in my mind, it must have made him die at this moment. "Shut up!" I slapped my palm on the table and stood up abruptly, "Don't call me brother sauce again!" I pointed at his nose and cursed, "You big liar pretending to be my brother! You, Uncle Xu I don't know you at all, and I have nothing to do with you, the last time I helped you was a complete accident, don't think you can play me again!"

"Listen carefully to me! I don't care how you found me and what your purpose is, but I warn you, you'd better tell the truth from now on!" I grabbed him by the collar , nose to nose with him, eye to eye, staring at him angrily, "Why do you have this photo?! Where did you get this photo? Who took it? When was it taken? Where was this filmed? Where is my brother now?! Is it safe? Is there a life threat!? What the hell do you know?! Damn it! No matter what, stop smiling and talk to me now !!!”

This is a quiet high-end coffee shop, and the echo effect is particularly good. My violent walk just now caused all the customers in the booth next to me to turn their heads in astonishment, and I was immediately in the focus of countless eyes.

Ah!

Oops!

Accidentally got too excited.

I stiffened all of a sudden, and only then realized what stupid thing I had just done.

【249】

Xue Yi blinked at me with an innocent face, I stared at him fiercely, Xue Yi tried his best to glance to the right, I stared at him fiercely again, and then followed his gaze...see Waiters in black and white uniforms.

I:"……"

The waiter asked politely but threateningly: "Hi, may I help you?"

I:"……"

Xue Yi nudged with the corner of his mouth, indicating that I was still holding the collar.

As if I had been electrocuted, I quickly let go of my hand, staggered back and forth several steps, and avoided it far away, for fear of causing any misunderstanding that shouldn't have happened.

Xue hooked his collar with one finger and pulled it out, and let out a long breath.After a while, a smile appeared on his face.

The waiter stared at me vigilantly, and asked him if he was in trouble and if he needed to call the police.

"It's okay, we brothers were just kidding around." He waved his hands casually, and said with a smile, "I'm sorry to cause you trouble. Actually, it was my fault just now, and I shouldn't have let him see the photos."

He stretched out his hand and pointed at me, curled up one corner of his mouth, and said with a smirk: "My younger brother's brain is not very good. He was injured in his head when he was a child, and it's easy to be stimulated..." He tapped his temple, and at the same time Showing a somewhat bitter smile to the waiter, "You understand."

The waiter showed a very sympathetic look: "I know, the child of a distant relative in my family is in the same situation. The family spent a lot of money on medical treatment, but it still can't be cured. The money has been spent, and the person is still the same. The whole family is worried... and someone has to watch him all the time."

"My family is similar, except that my parents both work, and there is really nothing to do, so I had to lock him at home. No, it has been boring for several weeks, as if in prison. I think he is really It's so pitiful, and I couldn't bear it, so I skipped work to accompany him. I didn't expect to cause trouble, and I'm sorry to cause you trouble."

I:"……"

Hey, don't change the channel suddenly!It seems like a family tear-jerking talk show is going to make trouble! ?Host, I don't know this guy, don't listen to his nonsense.

The waiter patted him on the shoulder heavily: "As a brother, it's not easy for you."

"Hey, that's right. But what can I do..." Xue Yi shook his head and sighed, raised his head, and looked at me with a look of "what should I do with you" mixed with affection and pity? With a blank angry face, he smiled helplessly and said, "After all, he is my only brother."

I:"……"

Nima, this guy must be an Oscar winner! ?

Although he didn't talk much, his acting skills were superb. With just a complex look in his eyes, he moved the cold waiter to wipe his eyes: "There are two brothers who are so affectionate like you in this world. You are really... so difficult, too difficult." It's not easy."

Xue Yi stared at me affectionately, and repeated the last line in a gentle tone that seemed to be floating in the clouds.

"After all, he is my only younger brother..."

The waiter couldn't help crying anymore and ran away.

I:"……"

【250】

Excuse me, director, can I pause for a moment, please?

I want to go to the toilet to vomit first.

【251】

As the instigator of everything, Xue Yi's thick skin simply surprised me.

After dismissing the waiter, he acted as if nothing had happened, sat down gracefully again, and took small sips of the still steaming latte.After taking a few sips and putting it down again, when the cup and saucer touched, the little finger tapped lightly without making any sound.

Just looking at that posture, he is full of British aristocrats, an absolute killer of young maidens.He is indeed very pretentious. If you only talk about appearance, this guy really looks like a noble young master who was born in a wealthy family and was pampered.

Hey... Who would have thought that under his handsome shell, there was a moody snake spirit hidden in his heart.

"Brother Jiang~ Are you secretly looking at brother? Don't be shy, what are you doing hiding so far away, I don't eat people." He bent his eyes and waved to me with a smile, "Come here~ Brother Jiang, brother also I like you very much, come quickly~"

That posture, that expression, is exactly the same as that stray mangy dog ​​I used to tease downstairs.

Dare to love me in his mind, that is, the status of a kitten and a puppy.

The anger that I had just calmed down suddenly rose again.

"Come on, brother sauce~ Sit next to brother, let's continue our conversation." He deliberately moved to the side and patted the vacant seat, "Come on."

Damn, he really is my kindergarten friend.

I condescendingly glanced at the vacant seat next to him with contemptuous eyes, walked over, vigorously pulled away the sofa chair opposite him, sat down heavily, crossed my hands on my chest, and stared at him with a bad expression.

He actually burst out laughing: "Brother Jiang~ You are really a one-sided animal, so easy to understand."

"Don't call me that!" The blood vessels on my forehead made him thump with anger, "I said, what's the matter with you? I've already emphasized it just now, can it be that you don't understand human speech? You are not my brother, and I am not your brother! I warn you, don't try to get involved with me."

"But..." He rested his chin lazily on the back of his left hand, tilted his head, and looked at me with interest, "You are indeed my younger brother."

"Sure enough, I don't understand human speech." I snorted coldly, "Forget it, I don't care about psychopaths. I'll repeat it to you again, please open your eyes wide this time to see clearly." I stretched out With the index finger of his right hand, he pointed hard at my brother circled by the red pen in the photo, "This! Did you see, this handsome guy is my real brother, you two are not alike at all, you are completely two a different person."

"Eh——" he elongated his voice and raised an eyebrow thoughtfully, "So you can really tell us apart?"

I rolled my eyes: "Please, my brother and I have lived together since we were young. We have slept in the same bed for more than ten years. How could I not recognize my brother?"

"But you made a mistake last time." He said with a smile.

My face turned red immediately, and I stammered to explain: "Well, that's because, last time, I, damn it!" I squeezed my fist and angrily hit the armrest of the seat, "In short, the last time was completely Unexpectedly, how did I expect that there would be people who look so much like my brother in this world. But there will be no next time! Did you hear that!? I said, there will be no..."

"Okay, okay," he waved his hand and interrupted me, "Xu Bing really loves you. Look at your temperament, you have already been spoiled by him, you are so simple, what will you do in the future?" He shook his head and sighed, "The hyenas of the Qiao family and the Xue family are all carnivores, my dear little innocent, you will be eaten by them until there is not even a bone left."

I couldn't help being startled, and he shook his hand again: "Don't worry about it." He stretched his waist, waking up like a dangerous black panther curled up on a perch, with astonishing muscles stretched out under his seemingly slender body. Not as thin as it looks.

He stretched out his left index finger, tapped it lightly on the sleeve of his right hand, and stroked it up, revealing Cartier's classic blue balloon watch.

"Yo! It's been 10 minutes, and I didn't notice it at all." He widened his eyes in astonishment, raised his head and smiled at me, "Time has passed faster than I expected, I really didn't expect it , I didn't expect, brother sauce~ you are cuter than I imagined."

What the hell! ?I dug my ears hard, thinking that I must have auditory hallucinations, why did I hear the super fantasy word "cute"?

"It's so cute." He took out his phone, "Look at the camera."

I looked over subconsciously, and then heard a crisp and loud "click".

I:"……"

I:"???"

"Good boy." He put the phone in his pocket with a smile.

【252】

Eh? ? ?

What does he mean?

Was that the shutter sound just now?Click, click, obviously the sound of the camera, right?