Hehe, the whole world is forcing me to be a stand-in BE version

The author has something to say: start from this chapter, which is different from the content of the HE version. If you are a reader who came to watch from that version, you can start from this chapter

【230】

In my life, there are two and a half important people.

One is my brother, he disappeared.

One is that when I was young, he also disappeared.

The last half is Qiao Lihong, who has become a vegetable.

What a hehe.

【231】

(serious face) thinking ing

Could it be that I am the legendary lone star of the evil spirit?

Because the gods of this world felt that I was extremely talented and my roots were unique, they specially promoted me from "passerby A" to "protagonist A", and at the same time bestowed on me an extraordinary golden finger.

Look at the current achievements of my golden finger.

Kemu, Kexiong, Keyou, Kefu.

one two three four.

Hey!

Just got together a table of mahjong.

It seems that they won't be lonely in the ground, and the ghosts couldn't be better.

By the way, I wonder if you have any enemies you hate to the bone?Don't hesitate any longer, quickly send him to my side, and take care of me so that he will be betrayed by all relatives, and he will die without a place to die.

【232】

After all, I just forgot about myself.

If it is said that I will kill the person I love the most, then after those four leave me, the one I love the most... seems to be only myself.

So... am I going to kill myself next?

For example... due to severe insomnia and brain fatigue?

I'm in a pretty bad state of mind right now.

Nightmares all night long.

I dreamed that my brother was in the hospital, squatting next to a box of money, biting a cigarette and looking up at me with an angry smile.

I dreamed that I stood under the flag-raising platform in high spirits, and was awarded the first prize of the provincial composition competition by the principal in front of the teachers and students of the school.

I dreamed that Qiao Lihong raised his hand and shot a burst, blowing up the balloons on the tree outside the garden. I was so scared that my face turned pale, but he smiled and walked over from behind.

He smiled so badly, so annoying, but why did I wake up with tears all over my face.

I heard Qiao Lihong saying in my ear, you are neither straight nor curvy, you just love me.

In horror, he took off the wedding ring on his right finger and threw it out of the window.

Then I searched all night with a flashlight, and when I finally saw the ring in the mud, my legs softened and I knelt down in the room, clutching the ring and weeping with joy.

Feeling in a daze that someone was rubbing my hair, I touched my cheek in horror. Obviously there was nothing, but I had the illusion of being kissed.

I ran frantically in the dark, but I still couldn't get rid of the man behind me.

A sigh came from overhead.

Xu Yan, quickly give me your sincerity, so that I can quickly give you my sincerity.

【233】

When I opened my eyes the next day, I was shocked to find that I had fallen on the floor of Qiao Lihong's ward, and the nurse was frightened by my mysterious appearance and kept screaming.

Too bad I actually evolved.

Sleepwalking is really a worrying thing.

Because the next morning, when you wake up, you will find that you are wearing pajamas, but your body is covered with mud and dust. It seems that you have gone through a very difficult long-distance trek, and there is only one shoe left.

What's even more weird is, why did the end of this sleepwalking end in Qiao Lihong's ward?

【234】

The seventh time the same happened, I finally broke down.

I pinched Qiao Lihong's neck angrily, slapped him desperately, and yelled at him.

Oh shit!Turning into an evil spirit to haunt me at night, but lying on the bed with your eyes closed and pretending to be a vegetable during the day, are you fucking insane!Are you kidding me?I don't want to accompany you anymore!Did you hear me!I tell you to wake me up right now!

stand up!

You haven't sent me back to me yet!

You haven't settled the account of drugging me!

Our marriage is not divorced yet!

The gun you said you would give me hasn't been sent yet!

Get up!

You are the world's number one super bastard!

Open your eyes and wake up right now!

Even if you're going to die, pay off your debts before you die! ! !

【235】

The hospital kicked me out.

The company kicked me out.

Villa kicked me out.

The bar kicked me out.

Friends kicked me out.

Qiao Tingting placed the divorce agreement in front of me.

I kicked her out.

【236】

I became a homeless vagrant.

There are five digits left in the bank.line.card.

I decided to use it all for fortune-telling.

Holding the bamboo tube and shaking it devoutly.

What was shaken out was actually the upper lottery.

I seriously asked the master who solved the sign.

Does the Buddha have a special sense of humor?

【237】

It turned out later that the Buddha really liked telling jokes.

It's just that the humor is a little too different, so that I really can't get a laugh.

During that time, while looking for me, I visited all the temples in Xujia City, large and small, and then...something that could not be explained by probability theory happened.

Divination barrels, money hexagrams, bamboo tube hexagrams, copper coin hangers... No matter what kind of divination method is used, the final result is actually the same.

On the sign, on the sign, everything is on the sign.

Unexpectedly, even fortune-telling on the Internet actually got a lottery.

100% winning rate, and it's still the first prize.

So... the most important thing I should do now is to buy sex, right?

【238】

I snapped off the one hundred and one lottery with a blank expression.

The old monk clasped his hands together and said Amitabha to me.

This benefactor, even if you break the lottery, it cannot stop your prosperous wealth and career luck.

I asked him, what about luck?

The old monk clasped his hands together and said Amitabha to me.

I waited patiently for him to say the rest.

Then after waiting for an hour, I realized in a dull way that I had already listened to his full text.

The full text has a total of eight characters.

Amitabha, Bodhisattva bless.

So what is he trying to say, my luck is so rotten that I can only rely on the blessings of Bodhisattvas?Or is my love luck so good that even Bodhisattvas take the initiative to bless me?

【239】

Two years later.

I blushed for no reason.

And it's not an ordinary hit.

Open the newspaper, the headline is me.

Turn on the TV, the ad is me.

Open the Internet, the first item in the pop-up window is still me.

Even when I went shopping in the mall, I was still on the poster board in the window and closet.

I ran out of stock and went to the supermarket to replenish instant noodles. I had to wait until late at night before sneaking out. I also needed scarves, sunglasses, hats and masks to disguise myself. I didn’t dare to relax my vigilance at all. Students A office workers B middle-aged housewives C would rush up and crush me into meatloaf.

And after eating instant noodles, I have to catch a plane, follow the big director and agent to go abroad on the red carpet, show the Mona Lisa smile to the reporter at the Cannes Film Festival, hold the heavy actor trophy in the left hand, and hold the microphone in the right hand to talk to the TV The former audience said thank you for your support.

There is the sound of clicking the shutter everywhere, the flashing lights hidden in every corner make people dizzy, Kong Wu's powerful bodyguards open the way in front, and the petite assistant is beside me telling me about the next itinerary, crazy movie fans are here Outside the fence screamed "Ouyang Actor, I love you!", "Ouyang Ouyang, we love you!", "Ouyang Jiaming, please turn your head back!".

I went back and blew a kiss to the fans.

The expression is flying, and the heart is bitter.

I really want to tell them that my surname is Xu, not Ouyang.

The name has already told you that it is "Jiaming". With such an obvious homonym, why do you still insist on being mentally retarded?

If there is a person in this world called "World World", at this moment, I really want to pull his ears and shout loudly: "Please don't go on blindly! All of this is fake! All of this was planned by Xue Yi Yes! All of you have been tricked by him!!!”

【240】

You may think the above content is quite fantasy, in fact, I feel the same as you.

But how did the whole thing happen?

It all goes back to the time when Qiao Lihong became a vegetable, my whereabouts were unknown, and I was so broke that I almost gnawed on the bark of a tree.

That day, I met Xue Yi.

Xue Yi said: "Hi~ Brother Jiang, long time no see. I have a job here, I wonder if you are interested?"

【241】

Xue Yi asked me to act as a person's stand-in.

The name must have been guessed by you.

That's right, it will be Ouyang Jiaming, the great actor who will be popular all over the country in the future.

It's just that for the film and television industry two years ago, this was still a very unfamiliar name, and I had never seen it on the cast list of any movie.

So now comes the problem.

I met Xue Yiyi once, why was he able to find me accurately?

Why did he know that I'm unemployed now, so he cut straight to the point and seduced me with work as soon as we met?

Xue Yi asked me to play Ouyang Jiaming, so who is Ouyang Jiaming?

Why did Xue Yi want me to be his substitute?

Why does Ouyang Jiaming look like me?

Why does Xue Yi look like my brother?

do not know.

do not know!

do not know! !

I do not know anything! ! !

I really hate it... I don't know anything...

【242】

Back to reality.

Stand-in work is not for nothing.

And you can pay half in advance.

Xue Yi tore up the check to me, and the amount of salary was staggeringly large. I just glanced at it casually, and I gasped in shock, almost having a heart attack in fright.

He was very pleased with my response and readily stated that he was comfortable with smart people.

It's a pity that I have never been hooked on being smart.

And, I am well aware of this myself.

【243】

According to Xue Yi's description, this stand-in job is quite simple. There is no requirement for the performer in terms of acting skills, nor does he need to have a superb memory. The accent does not matter, and the ability to adapt to the situation is not required. Even the lower the IQ, the better... All in all, a super easy task that even elementary school kids can do.

All I have to do is be at the right place at the right time, shut my mouth shut, lift my chin, and use my haughty eyes to say "you stupid humans are so weak" .

I don't care about all other matters, and leave them all to my personal assistant.

Sounds simple doesn't it?

Looks tempting, doesn't it?

I expressed that I was very touched, and then firmly refused.

【244】

What a joke!

There is no such thing as a free pie in this world, okay!

Not to mention that the person who painted me a big pie is totally unbelievable.

Who is Xue Yi?

Xue Yi is the ladyboy in high heels that I met in Hong Kong last time.

At the same time, he is also a high IQ liar who is suspected of being a mentally ill patient.

Last time, he took a lot of information out of my mouth by taking advantage of his very similar appearance to my brother, and even tricked me into changing clothes with him, luring those black suit chasers away for him, and he Then, taking the opportunity, the golden cicada escaped from its shell.Poor me, I was surrounded by a group of powerful and dangerous elements. If Qiao Lihong hadn't happened to be there to save me at the time, it is still unknown whether I would still be standing here safely and soundly today.

As the saying goes, once bitten by a snake, you will be afraid of well ropes for ten years.People don't step into the same river twice in a row. Since I have already been fooled once, I can only avoid him as much as possible. How could I fall into the trap dug by the same person twice in a row?

Is he trying to insult my IQ?