Hehe, the whole world is forcing me to be a stand-in BE version

【194】

"..." I tweeted, "You have such a scary expression, do you want to eat me?"

"I'm so pissed off! It's all your fault!" I grabbed his clothes and shook him violently, "I didn't care about that liar at all! I only got along with him because he looks like my brother. You said this. Why do you want to analyze it so seriously?! Ah?! Why do you want to be so serious?! Why do you want me to be serious? Ah?!"

I'm completely dizzy!

so……

"Who is Xue Yi!!! You don't want to leave today if you don't make it clear!!!"

When I saw that I was like this, I quickly put up my hands and surrendered: "Okay! My fault, my fault, I will analyze it, and I will continue to analyze it, okay? Can you let me go first?"

I let go of my hand and stared at him angrily: "Let you make trouble by making troubles! There was nothing wrong with you, but you were cheated if you were cheated. I have almost forgotten about that person. You still have nothing to do?" deliberately made me..."

"Stop, stop!" I interrupted my complaint, "My fault, I admit it, okay?"

I let out a "hum" in my nose, crossed my hands on my chest, and looked at him irritably.

"You have such a temper..." I looked at me helplessly.

I bared my teeth threateningly at him.

When I was young, I quickly sat upright, slapped my thigh, and said in a storytelling tone: "Okay, audience friends, we said last time that Comrade Xu Yan was cheated by a man named Xue Yi, so Xue Yi is another Who is it? Welcome to this episode of "Surprise", please follow the host to explore the true identity of this mysterious person."

I slapped him on the back of the head: "Be serious."

I let out a small "ouch", covered the position where I was beaten, and gave me a pitiful look.

Is he finished yet? !

I raised my hand and glared at him.

He quickly shrank his neck back.

But then, he looked at me inexplicably and smiled again.

Laughing and shaking his head.

However, before I slapped it down, he pressed his fist against his lips, coughed heavily, and then analyzed with a serious expression.

"Ignoring the issue of pseudonyms and not pseudonyms, let us first assume that this person is really surnamed Xue. Then, let us assume that he has something to do with the Zeqiao real estate owned by Xue's family. If I remember correctly, Zeqiao The chairman of the real estate - Xue Zeqiao, has three children in total. The name of the eldest is... er... what is it called? What kind of virtue?"

He suddenly lost his seriousness, knocked his head, and said, "Hurry up! Remember it quickly, Yan Zhedong! Don't you always boast about your memory? Remember the information you just read last night. "

"What are you doing? If you can't remember it, forget it." I grabbed his hand to prevent him from hurting me, "Why are you investigating the Xue family for no reason?"

"Oh, it's like this." I was interrupted by my thoughts when I was young, and I raised my head to explain, "I'm currently writing a new script about the struggle of wealthy families. In order to find some real-life information, I checked the Xue family and the Qiao family. for reference."

I was immediately interested: "Hey! Has another director asked you to write a script? Congratulations! It seems that you will soon become a world-renowned screenwriter! Tell me, what are you talking about?"

I quickly humbly said, "Where is it? It's too much, it's purely written to make money for milk powder. The plot is very stupid. It's completely a Tianlei Mary Su idol drama."

I urged him: "Modest ass, hurry up and say it."

I posted a novel: "Have you watched the Korean dramas "The Heir" and "The Palace"? Anyway, they are of the same type. A series of tearing battles. But because there are beauties, handsome men, mansions and sports cars in it, the ratings are not bad."

I said: "That's amazing! Although I usually keep complaining about what's wrong when I watch TV dramas, but if you really give me a pen, I can't write a single word. "

I smiled and said, "Actually, it's not that difficult. It's easy to write after mastering the tricks. Anyway, it's the same thing over and over again: 'The domineering president is in love with me', and 'I'm born from the same root, so why bother with each other?" '." I sent Xiao Tan Shou, "Just these two sentences for playing around."

I was about to kneel when he summed it up: "...how do you tell me to watch idol dramas directly in the future?"

I smiled and said: "Now is not the time to talk about me, you have to be interested, next time I go to my house, I will show you the script."

I clapped my palms together: "Yes, what needs to be clarified now is who exactly is this Xue Yi!"

【195】

"I reminded you of your interruption just now. The head of the Xue family (Xue Zeqiao) has a total of three children. Two of them were born to him and his wife (Fang Yashu). One is the eldest son—— Xue Derong is currently the CEO of Runfa Investment Co., Ltd. under Zeqiao Real Estate; the other is the third daughter—Xue Shuyu. It is said that among the three children, Xue Zeqiao loves this youngest daughter the most."

"Xue Zeqiao actually has a daughter?" I said in surprise, "Why haven't we seen her picture in the newspapers?"

When I was young, I showed the expression of "Do you think I am Wikipedia?": "My surname is not Xue, how would I know such a thing?"

I:"……"

"But..." I rolled my cunning eyes around, suddenly lowered my voice, sneaked up to me and said, "I saw someone broke the news on an anonymous forum, saying that this little daughter was actually raped. The canary that Xue Zeqiao deliberately hid."

He paused for a moment, and as if he was afraid that I would not understand, he deliberately added: "Canary, do you understand what I mean?"

me?"

"You have a bad memory." I rolled my eyes: "Do you still remember the fable that the Chinese teacher asked us to recite before? The playful and innocent Canary, because of her beautiful singing voice, ended up inadvertently The greedy hunter outside the forest was attracted to him, and then deceived by the opponent's rhetoric, he voluntarily flew into the cage, thus completely losing his freedom. Since then, he has been kept in the cage by that cruel human until his death. For a poor little one for people to play with."

I had a vague impression, and I scratched my head: "Why did you suddenly start telling stories? Didn't you just talk about Xue Zeqiao's little daughter?"

I stared at me: "You still don't understand?"

I shook my head honestly.

I tried to explain to me: "Xue Zeqiao is the hunter in the fable; and his little daughter is the canary in the story. Because the hunter wants to monopolize the canary, let it be for himself all his life." singing, so it was cruelly caged."

"Oh." I looked at him blankly: "So?"

"You idiot! I've already said it so clearly, why don't you understand?!"

I got mad: "That's all right, let me explain to you in the most straightforward terms. Xue Shuyu's mother is a super beautiful movie star, who belongs to the kind of super celebrity who became popular all over the country in the 80s. And Xue Shuyu Shu Yu inherited his mother's beauty."

Me: "Mother and daughter look alike, so what?"

"Xue Zeqiao used to love her mother very much, but her mother died, leaving only a little daughter. Think about it, a person like Xue Zeqiao actually took care of this child without pretending to be someone else. The depth of affection can be imagined." And know. Then, during the long time of taking care of the little daughter... I can't say more, but empathy, you should understand?!"

I looked at him blankly.

"However, children will grow up one day, and then there will be all kinds of pursuit objects around them. Finally, one day, the youngest daughter returns home with her boyfriend. From this time on, she I started to get sick and didn't leave the door... A man's possessiveness, you understand?!"

I silently wiped the drool off my face, and looked back at him with a blank expression of "Can you speak Mandarin, please?"

I Faxiao stared at me in disbelief: "You still don't understand what I'm talking about?"

【196】

I:"……"

I guiltily looked away.

"Oh my god!" I let out a long, broken sigh, "Have you never watched a bloody romance drama?"

I weakly retorted: "I still know a little bit about Warcraft and Dota."

"Game scum!" I Faxiao gave me a hard look, "On behalf of Charging, I seriously despise you."

I said, "Hey, hey! Huh? That's not right! Didn't you just say that the third daughter was born to Xue Zeqiao's wife, but his wife is not a celebrity."

"I've said it all. I read the gossip from an anonymous forum. Who knows if it's true or not." I posted a novel, "Anyway, according to the official information, Xue Shuyu's mother is his eldest wife, Fang Yashu."

In other words, for some reason, the big brother of the Xue family put the child born by his mistress under the name of his eldest wife.

I wondered, "Why do you do that?"

I thought about it for a while, and said uncertainly: "Maybe it is for the convenience of entering the genealogy? Their Xue family seems to be very traditional. Many of the old rules that we modern people have long abandoned, they still abide by them very strictly. According to the set of the old society According to the rules, if it is not included in the genealogy, it seems that there is no right of inheritance."

I showed a contemptuous expression.

Depend on!

I really don't know what's going on in these people's heads.

I was born, I was born.

If it wasn't born by me, it wasn't born by me.

Why would you give your child to another woman to raise?

And genealogy and whatnot...

I can't stand it, who still plays that feudal and decadent old thing now?

In vain, I used to think that Xue Zeqiao was a rare good person, but I didn't expect...

Hehe... It's another thing that "the red flag at home does not fall, and the colorful flags flutter outside".

Moreover, he is too shameless.

Nowadays, it is nothing new for rich people to cheat. Qiao Lihong’s father is an open playboy. Even in an interview with the national TV station, he also brazenly admits that he is a philanthropist. Refusing to open the harem, and not recognizing people when they put on pants.

However, although Xue Zeqiao is doing the same behavior as Qiao Lihong's father in private, he still wants to maintain an image of a lover who is "loyal to love" on the surface. I don't know how many female friends around me hope to find someone who loves his wife like him husband.How did they know that this man was actually a savage in clothes, a big liar with a pious appearance.

【197】

"By the way, didn't you say before that Xue Zeqiao has three children? The eldest is Xue Derong, the third is Xue Shuyu, what about the second?"

I wrote a novel: "The second child is called Xue Chuanyan. He is a rich second generation who is ignorant but spends money like water. If you read in the newspaper that you are supporting a starlet, you are jealous of other people, you are fighting in a bar, and you hit someone while drunk driving at a red light. And so on, all of them were done by this brainless kid."

I was surprised: "Could it be another 'my dad is Li Gang'?"

I couldn't help laughing when I was young: "His dad is much better than Li Gang."

"Then you can't do things so arrogantly. Fortunately, his brother seems much more reliable, at least he is a conscientious workaholic. Otherwise, the Xue family would not even be able to find an heir."

"Xue Chuanyan already knew that he could not be the heir. Otherwise, why do you think he is so foolish? That's completely self-defeating, okay. His mother is Xue Zeqiao's mistress, Ji Xiaoping. Although he was also born by a mistress, he and the third child The treatment is completely different, Xue Zeqiao didn't even let them into the main house, they were directly raised in a small bungalow outside, let alone into the family tree."

"When you put it that way, I always feel that Xue Chuanyan is really unlucky. He didn't take the initiative to want to be the third son..." I couldn't help sighing, "The child who is also a mistress, why is there such a big difference? Hold one in the palm of your hand, He also tried every means to get it into the genealogy, and the other one, he just ignored it and threw it aside... Hey... It's really different from the same person..."

I smiled and said, "Who the hell is not a big star?"

I added: "Who made his father not love his mother?"

The two looked at each other and said in unison, "It's so pitiful."

【198】

After analyzing and analyzing, Xue Yi's identity was still not clear in the end.

The more and more complicated things I talked about in my post, it gave me a headache. I pulled my hair and let out a loud roar: "Ah, I'm so annoying! What is the identity of that liar?!"

"Why don't you ask Qiao Lihong?" I made a joke and gave me a bad idea with a smile.

I rolled my eyes: "Forget it, he won't say it. He likes the feeling of keeping me in the dark the most."

"Damn it!" I irritatedly threw the bottle into the river, "Are these guys with high IQs going to make life easier for people? Can't you just speak up?"

Fa Xiao looked at me and laughed lightly: "How can you be so impatient? Think about it, everything in this world is connected. Stanley Milgram's theory of six-dimensional space is not correct. Does it prove this problem.'There will be no more than five people between you and any stranger. That is to say, you can know any stranger through at most five intermediaries.' So, ah, thousand Don't underestimate the relationship between people."

I rolled my eyes: "You don't have to tell me so much truth, practice is the only way to prove the theory, if you have the feeling, you can use your powerful brain to calculate, this liar who escaped from the mental hospital, in the end who is it?"

"If you don't have enough clues, don't embarrass me. I'm not a detective." He declined modestly, and then changed the subject immediately, "However, I believe that there are no two people who are similar for no reason in this world. So like, besides the twins, there are only brothers left, no matter how bad they are, they are also related by blood, so he might really be some distant relative of yours. It's a pity that Brother Bing is not here, and you don't know anything about your family. If If he is there, maybe you can ask him, for example, where is your mother's ancestors?"

"Oh, by the way." I raised my arm and touched me with my elbow, "Have you met anyone else who looks like you before? Maybe you can ask them for clues."

"Someone who looks like me?"

I was hungry, and while looking through the snacks in the plastic bag, I said casually: "Apart from my brother, there is only Bai Yueguang named Xiaoxia. My brother should not think about it. As for Xiaoxia, annoying, Qiao Lihong hid it." If you don’t want to tell me anything, where can I find Xiao Xia to ask.”

The person next to him was silent for a long time.

I tore open a package of dried tofu, feeling a little disgusted, but I still squeezed my nose and wiped it out in two bites.

I rubbed my stomach, looked up at the moon that had started to sink, and turned to ask me casually:

"Why are you in a daze? What time is it? Is it a bit late? Do you want to go back to sleep?"

"Xiaoyan..." I Faxiao looked at me with a shocked expression that was almost terrified, "Do you think...is it possible...that man you met...that man who was taken out of a mental hospital... Just... just..."

I sucked the marinade on my finger, and glanced at him impatiently: "Speak quickly if you have something to say, and let go if you have to fart. Is it something?"

I tried my best to swallow my saliva: "Couldn't that person be Xiaoxia?"

I:"……………………"

I sent a small: "........."

We stared at each other like two stupid frogs.

3 minute later.

I finally took a deep breath and reacted.

According to my reasoning, the mental patient wearing high heels is actually the little Xia whom Qiao Lihong has been secretly in love with for many years and couldn't ask for?

"Day yo..."

This is too fucking fucked up!