Hehe, the whole world is forcing me to be a stand-in BE version

【189】

I raised my head and drank all the water in one breath, then waved my arms vigorously, and threw the empty bottle into the river: "Bastard! They are all bastards! They are all scum! Social scum! Why do you want to deceive my feelings?! Do you want me Is it that interesting to be an idiot?!"

The bottle drew a parabola in the air, and then fell into the river with a plop. Ripples appeared on the calm water. I jumped up angrily, and howled hysterically in the distance: "They are all scum! Bullying labor and management! You all Bully me! Everyone bullies me! Even my brother bullies me! Does the single cell have any grudges against you? What’s wrong with me being a single cell? It’s better than being alive and not seeing anyone or dying! Either you will never Don't show up, what do you want to bully me with a counterfeit?! Fuck you! I'm so mad! Ahhhhhh..."

"Calm down!" I tugged at the corner of my clothes nervously, "Okay, okay, they are all sorry for you, I have never been sorry for you, have I? You sit down quickly. It's just so big, You still want to jump up and down, what if you accidentally fall into the river? Let me warn you, I don’t want to jump down in the middle of the night to save you, I’ve only been wearing the new clothes for a week.”

I stared angrily at me and said, "You said you didn't bully me?! Is it important for me or the new clothes?"

I said decisively, "New clothes."

I burst into tears, as if I couldn't cry at the top of my throat.

I pressed my temples with a small headache, and forced me to sit down funny and angrily: "You bastard, you don't even say hello when you're drunk."

I stared at him angrily: "Wow..."

"Hey, where are your tears? Are you pretending to be professional when you are pretending to cry? Look at your eyes, you think you are a cow. Come on, let me cry out your tears, you Do thunder but not rain, do you think you are still a child in kindergarten?"

I didn't care, I turned my head to the side and said loudly, "Wow..."

I laughed all the time: "Why don't you '嘤嘤嘤'?"

So I turned my head back again, and said to him angrily, "Boom! Boom! Boom!"

"Oh my god!" I pressed my forehead weakly, and then trembling... laughed wildly.

"Fuck! Laugh, laugh, don't you see how sad you are crying? Inhuman guy, why do you keep this kind of friend for the New Year." I turned my head proudly and said "Hmph", "Break off! Break off when we go back! "

"Huh? No way, are you angry?" I tilted my head and deliberately pretended to be cute, so I didn't want to look at him. I "hummed" again, and turned my head to the other side... Then I was sent a little break back.

"Your Majesty, please don't abandon my concubine. There are thousands of mistakes, all of which are the concubine's fault... Your Majesty, please take a look at this concubine~"

He pinched my jaw so hard that my mouth was deformed by him. I pouted my mouth and tried to shoot a throwing knife at him, but he still had the face to pretend to be pitiful.

hateful!Can't this guy change his trick?

He always pretends to be a small animal to show off, tilting his head to look at you from bottom to top, his moist eyes seem to reflect the starry sky, even a steel heart can make him look soft.

I said angrily: "You will be cute, it's shameful to be cute, you know, God will send someone to take you, a big fairy, sooner or later."

He smiled bitterly: "Isn't it? It is destined to be folded in the hands of Sun Wukong. After waiting day and night, I finally waited for Sun Monkey, but the result was too miserable. What I met was the single-cell version of Sun Dasheng. What do you think?" You can't be angry, the goblin has already been subdued by him, and the monkey is still at a loss, looking around in a daze."

"What the hell? Monkey King, why are you talking about Monkey King again." I hiccupped and looked at him with a flushed face, "Hey, don't change the channel so willfully, please, don't talk about it tonight Journey to the West, hurry up and switch back to that weird guy from Hong Kong. Where did we go just now..."

I looked at me helplessly, "You..." He let out a long sigh, buried his hands in his face wearily, "Hey, I am so sad to meet a fool like you."

I glared at him angrily: "What are you talking about?! I'm not stupid."

"Why is my life so miserable..." He exaggeratedly beat his chest and cried bitterly, his expression was so fake.

I was about to expose his fake performance, when a ringtone rang, I took out my mobile phone and only glanced at it, and my expression changed instantly.

【190】

I took a look, and unexpectedly found a familiar name: "Why is this Fang scum again? How dare he call you."

I looked at me with a little distress, I rolled up my sleeves and raised my arms to him, showing him my biceps: "Touch, we are strong. Don't be afraid of that Fang, let's ask him out tomorrow Go to the rooftop, you say brother, I will beat him for you."

I was amused by my little annoyance.

The phone kept ringing.

I neither answer nor hang up.

The finger always stays one centimeter above the screen, right in the middle of the two buttons.

He is hesitating.

But he didn't make a decision until the phone automatically hung up.

"By the way, I forgot to ask you all this time. When I thought about it several times, I interrupted and forgot." I pointed to the phone, "What did this scumbag do to you?"

I pushed me down violently: "That's it."

The back of my head hit the concrete steps heavily, I didn't react at all, I opened my mouth in shock.

Before he could ask, a moist and hot tongue stuck out, sucking greedily and domineeringly.

I set fire in my mouth fiercely, and the place I touched instantly ignited, and the fire of desire burned blazingly. The person who burned lost consciousness and was at a loss.I just feel that all the oxygen has been sucked away by the other party, and even my own soul has been sucked away by the other party's lips.

His vision gradually darkened, and he only saw a pair of beast-like eyes in a trance.

Black and white are distinct, as if I can see straight into the deepest part of my soul.

【191】

After a long time.

I let go of my shoulders a little.

I sit up.

The head is dizzy, and the person is confused.

Fa... what happened?

What the hell happened just now?

Just!talent!arrive!end!hair!born!Varied!what!up? ? ? ! ! !

【192】

I looked at my hair, and my eyes shook violently.

But when I was young, I looked at the river with a calm face.

The mineral water bottle floats on the river surface, with it as the center, the silver waves spread out round and round.

Something has changed.

Because of this kiss, it changed.

But what exactly it is, I don't know yet.

This kiss is like the mineral water bottle in the center of the wave, changing circles and rippling away, but it is still unknown in which direction it will arrive and what result it will cause.

The phone rang again.

I didn't look at me, and shook the phone casually, "This way", he said the two words just now again, and I saw the name of that scumbag with the surname Fang just now on the display on the phone screen.

This time, there was an extra note under the scumbag.

Fang Jinchang (Fang Sanshao, vice president of Xingyao Films, producer of "Casual Detective Agency")

"Is it for your TV series?" The sentence came out without even passing through my brain, and when I realized it, the sentence had already been said.

I can't wait to tear my stinky mouth out!

Do you know what you are talking about?He is white and tender, pure and innocent, soft, waxy, and petite? !Are you suspecting that he sold himself to Lun Jin in order to get sponsorship for a TV series?

Don't rush to admit it, have you forgotten the slap that brother slapped at that time?What Fa Xiao likes is my brother. They have been together since high school, so how could it be possible for a mere TV series.

However, while thinking this way, the dark side of my heart came out to ridicule me very disgustingly: this kind of thing is very common in the entertainment industry, everyone is purely a transactional relationship.Why are you making such a fuss, and you actually asked him on purpose, are you trying to embarrass him? How do you ask him to answer?Isn't the person surnamed Fang his benefactor?Or do you want him to admit it more?

I couldn't think clearly at all, my head was about to explode, and after I hung up the phone, I continued the previous topic as if nothing had happened.

"Have you ever wondered why that person wants to talk to you? He seems to have a relationship with your brother. Could it be some distant relative of your family, but you don't know or have no impression."

Me: "...What?" I scratched my hair vigorously, "Wait, what are you talking about? Relative? What relative? We're not talking about that Fang..."

He slapped himself hard.

To shut up!

Stop asking!

I beg you not to mention which pot is not open anymore!Didn't you realize that Fa Xiao has already changed the subject? Why do you still bother with such a boring question? Xu Yan, you are a big idiot!The biggest idiot in the world!

I grabbed my hand in a little astonishment: "Why are you slapping yourself for no reason?"

"I, I, my that..." I was so anxious that sweat broke out all over my body, scratching my head and trying to find a safe topic, but all I said was, "I, that, I mean Yes, what I want to say is that I..."

Compared with me who stammered and looked panicked, I was very calm when I was young.

Those black and white eyes looked at me gently, as if they didn't mind my poor performance.

I feel that I have been completely seen through by him, including the thoughts that would embarrass him, he has already understood all of them.

But how could he really not mind?

The deeply sunken dark circles have already exposed the tiredness in the master's heart, and it makes me feel pain in my heart.

"Ah! By the way! There is another very strange thing that I forgot to mention just now." I almost cried with joy and clapped my hands together, "Didn't I change clothes with that man who looked like my brother? You know his black Are you wearing anything under your jacket?"

Thank goodness!I finally found a topic!

I Faxiao looked at me calmly and didn't answer my topic.

So I had no choice but to be excited, and one person played two roles to perform a double reed: "You may want to say, ordinary T-shirts, otherwise what else can I wear, is it possible that I don't wear anything at all?"

I was still silent when I was young, but my expression has softened a bit.

I purposely paused for a long time, and he was finally defeated by my expectant eyes, and he said something cooperatively: "Is he not wearing anything?"

"Ha! It's even weirder than being naked!" I slapped my thigh heavily, "Guess what? That man is actually wearing a hospital gown!!!"

This is really a completely unexpected surprise.

I was slightly taken aback, and blinked blankly: "Patient clothes?"

"That's right! It's the blue and white striped hospital gown! Do you think it's strange?"

A very obvious surprise appeared on my Faxiao face: "What's going on? Normal people don't wear hospital gowns under their coats, right? Could it be...that person just escaped from the hospital?"

I shrugged my shoulders and said, "Then I don't know. I just saw the words 'Qingshan Hospital' written on his hospital gown. Besides, there was no time to say more about the situation at that time. There were still soldiers chasing outside. So as soon as we both changed our coats, I went out and distracted him from those black suits."

"Qingshan...Qingshan..." Fa Xiao gradually frowned, "Why do I feel this name is so familiar? I seem to have heard it somewhere."

"Stop talking nonsense, there are so many hospitals in the world, and you are not Du Niang, how could you have heard of them?"

"No, it's really familiar. Let me think about it carefully. Qingshan Hospital, where did I hear this name..." My facial expression kept changing.

I just want to find a random topic to divert his attention, so I don't really care much about whether he is in the hospital or not.

However, I obviously didn't think so when I was young.Because in the next few minutes, no matter what I said to him, he ignored me, just kept pinching his browbones and concentrating.

After a long time.

My pupils narrowed sharply: "God! I remembered!"

"No wonder I sound so familiar." He turned his head and grabbed my arm in panic: "Qingshan Hospital, isn't that the famous mental hospital in Hong Kong!"

"What? A mental hospital?"

I stared blankly at Fa Xiao, not understanding what he was talking about.

My small fingers pinched me for bursts of pain.

The pain gradually woke up my numb brain.

Then, my small words finally reached my brain from my ears.

"Fine, fine, a mental hospital?!"

Like a cat with fried hair, my scalp stood on end in horror.

I nodded very seriously.

If you understand it according to his meaning, then...

"You mean...Xue Yi escaped from a mental hospital???!!! Not only did I let a mental patient deceive me, but I also helped him escape?! And those black suits aren't bad guys?"

The two of us looked at each other, both with the expression of bumping into a ghost.

I couldn't find words, for a long time, I can only use two words to sum up the shock in my heart:

“……………………………………………… Fuck it!”

【193】

"Wait, let's not jump to conclusions yet," I said calmly, "You don't know this person, you don't know the true identities of those black suits, and even Mr. Qiao's reaction at that time is not clear." It's very strange... You and Xue Yi only met once, and the time we spent together was very short, so I think you only saw a small part of the whole thing. Maybe..."

"Anyway, the truth of the matter is by no means as simple as what you see on the surface." He pinched the bridge of his nose and between his brows as if having a headache: "There may be other secrets hidden here."

Me: "...what secret?"

I put down my hands, looked at me with an expression of "how could I know?" and said, "You think I'm Zhuge Liang?"

"Trust me," I put my hands heavily on his shoulders, "You are!"

"Even if I am Zhuge Kongming," I couldn't help laughing, "then you are not Liu Bei with big ears."

I feel like my IQ is being ridiculed by the world.

I was mad: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! It's so annoying! What the hell is going on here?"

I was pulling my hair irritably with both hands, and kept cursing all kinds of circles in my heart.

But I stayed silent when I was young, resting my elbows on my legs, clasped my hands against my chin, and assumed the pose of a sculpture of a thinker.

This guy really deserves to be the head of my royal think tank.

After pondering for a moment, he considered his words and slowly analyzed them.

"Although the identities of those black suits are unknown, from your description, Xue Yi doesn't look like a violent person who would hurt people for no reason, so I don't think the black suits are the security guards of the hospital. Besides, even if he is arranged Bodyguards or guards, one or two is enough, there is no need to dispatch a dozen people at a time. Besides, Xue Yi's IQ is definitely very high... His surname is Xue, so does he have something to do with the Xue family? The Xue family... During the Qianlong period, Xu Jiashi's royal merchant, after so many years of development... that is also a huge guy. Xiaoyan, this matter is definitely not as simple as you see, the identity of that person is definitely very problematic, the employers of those bodyguards and his It's obviously not the same road, could it be...someone deliberately put him under house arrest? But why...and..."

He said while thinking, and at the same time, subconsciously tapped his knees with his fingers: "What kind of role does Qiao Lihong play in it... What does 'kill to kill' mean... Does that person have anything in his hand that could threaten him? Did you find Qiao Lihong's stuff... In short, what is certain is that Qiao Lihong not only knows the group of black suits, but also knows the big liar pretending to be your brother, er, I mean..."

"Xue Yi?" Fa Xiao looked up, "Is this his name?"

"Hmm." I nodded.

It's a name I remember very well, and I can't forget it after hearing it once.

As Xue Yi said, there is no simpler word than 1 in this world.

"Xue Yi... Xue Yi... who the hell is Xue Yi..." As if trying to concentrate, I tapped my eyebrows with my slender fingers, "Xue Yi, one... who would be a normal person?" Call yourself 'One'?"

I suddenly thought of something, and my expression suddenly changed: "I said, Xue Yi shouldn't be a pseudonym, right?"

I:"……"

Excuse Me? ? ? ! ! !

What are you talking about? ? ? ! ! !

Oh shit!I was so scared that I even broke out in English.