Hehe, the whole world is forcing me to be a stand-in BE version

【140】

Qiao Lihong said that his family also has a larger private jet, but because he often needs to travel on business, he may attend various business negotiation activities at any time, and the frequency of use is relatively high.Therefore, in order to avoid conflicts with his family's travel, save time for himself, and facilitate office work in the air, he bought this "Bombardier Global Express" business jet three years ago.

Qiao Lihong said that the total price of this aircraft is about RMB 4.3 million. It is produced by Bombardier Aviation, the world's third largest aircraft manufacturer. It has the world's most spacious business jet cabin and is currently the fastest long-range business jet with the lowest airport requirements. , Bill Gates also took it to Beijing to watch the Olympics.

Qiao Lihong said that there are currently only 106 Michelin three-star restaurants in the world. Since the mainland has not yet launched star ratings, strictly speaking, only Hong Kong and Macau have Michelin restaurants in China.As for the Colagreco restaurant and Fulou restaurant on the Bund, they are at best concept restaurants employing Michelin-starred chefs, and they are just playing around the edges.

Qiao Lihong said that since I didn't have a passport to go abroad, I couldn't go to France or London, so he could only take me to L'Atelier de Joel Robuchon in Hong Kong.Although the time was a bit rushed, but luckily we still got a seat.If you follow the normal procedure, you need to BookA Reservation 3 months in advance for three-star restaurants, and one and a half months in advance for two-star restaurants.

Qiao Lihong said that casual attire like I am now with a T-shirt and sneakers, if I don’t meet the dress code of the restaurant, I will be kicked out.So after getting off the plane, I will go to Times Square in Causeway Bay and change me into a suitable suit, at least SmartCasual.If time permits, by the way, Saul some clothing and equipment for me, so that when I go back, I can throw out my few boxes of garbage (yes, this guy doesn’t care about any of my clothes, they are all called "garbage") ".)

Qiao Lihong said...

Qiao Lihong said...

Qiao Lihong said...

two hours later.

He was still continuing what Qiao Lihong said.

The fists were clenched and then squeezed, and the veins on the forehead were bouncing and bouncing.For the sake of Michelin's luxurious meal...

I looked up at the sky, looked down...

He silently swallowed the blood that came out of his breath.

I will endure!

But patience has a limit.

Hermès' VIP lounge.

He sat on the sofa with a blank expression on his face, and while continuing to "Qiao Lihong said", he made me put on and take off, take off and put on again, and tortured me vigorously.

After changing to the No.18 outfit, just because the cut of the shirt was not enough to satisfy him, when he said that he would go to WWChan instead of eating, I was finally moved and cried and gave him a slap.

Damn local tyrants, let the poor live after all! ! !

【141】

From the time I walked into the three-star Michelin restaurant, I kept a dazed face the whole time.

There is no need to be wordy about the high-end and luxurious decoration. All kinds of knives and forks are arranged in a row on the table, creamy meat, desserts and soup... According to different eating methods, there are different utensils, which makes my head grow big.

The waiter in all white uniform and black bow tie brought the menu. I almost fainted when I opened it. It was all in foreign languages ​​and I couldn’t understand a word. I couldn’t understand the Cantonese he spoke, but he kept watching with a smile. Me, it made me feel like I was sitting on pins and needles, I felt like I was sweating all over my body, and I was not very used to the new suit, so I changed my posture from time to time and loosened the tie with my hands to breathe.

All in all, my performance is really... embarrassing.

Compared with Qiao Lihong, the degree of my embarrassment has stepped up to a higher level.

He also can't understand Cantonese, but this nasty coquettish fox actually orders food directly in French!

The waiter who was arrogant just now was suddenly dumbfounded.

Qiao Lihong was expressionless and repeated a series of "garbled characters (French)". The waiter probably couldn't understand, and apologized to us repeatedly with a red face, and then ran away quickly in embarrassment.

A high-end restaurant is a high-end restaurant, and it is expensive for a reason—you see, the waiter who speaks Cantonese escaped, and in the blink of an eye, a yellow-haired foreigner came directly.Next to me, it was as if there were more mountains blocking out of thin air, and the momentum was so fierce that my scalp was numb, and my back couldn't help but slump down, and I lowered my head like a child who made a mistake.

Qiao Lihong talked with him calmly, with an extremely calm expression, without any timidity at all, as naturally as a native Frenchman, with two thin lips fluently uttering standard French, and saying "unapéritif" and "leplat principal" from time to time , I stared at his mouth opening and closing so quickly that I was dumbfounded.

"Would you like seafood or meat for the main course?"

I was stunned for a long time, until the eyes of the two people were focused on me, and I suddenly realized that what Qiao Lihong said was asking me.

My face turned red instantly.

The eyes of the French foreigner suddenly flashed amazement, as if he had just noticed me, he opened his mouth to me and said a long list...

Sorry, the translation is offline, the voice recorded in my ear is: "??????"

So my expression is also: ? ? ? ?

Qiao Lihong's posture was as elegant as a natural nobleman, and he said lightly to the French foreigner: "Ilestmonpartenairedelaloi, vousavezaucunechancede (he is my legal partner, you have no chance)"

The French foreigner patted his head regretfully, but when he rolled his eyes, he suddenly showed a sly smile: "Maisvousneportezpasdebagues (but he didn't wear a ring)" He tapped the third joint of my right ring finger lightly.

Qiao Lihong's face turned black in an instant.

The subsequent ordering ended quickly, and the atmosphere between the two of them was very stiff. I didn't understand a word from the beginning to the end, but even so, I can roughly guess that it seems that the foreigner provoked Qiao Lihong, and President Qiao unexpectedly failed to refute back.This is really a rare thing.

When the foreigner finally left, Qiao Lihong said angrily: "Aujourd'huioublié! (I just forgot to wear it today)"

The foreigner rubbed his shoulders: "Married'lllaisser, Cemonde est pasl'amouréternel (you can still divorce after getting married, there is no eternal love in this world)"

So Qiao Lihong's face suddenly became even more stinky.

He was in a bad mood, and I was happy to watch the jokes, but the problem is that after the foreigner left, he had no one to vent his pent-up anger. The only person in front of him—me, became the affected pond fish .

If the eyes could turn into substance, I'm afraid I would have been hacked into pieces by Qiao Lihong's eyes.

I feel wronged in my heart, Your Majesty, I have been loyal to you for generations, and I have never committed such crimes as deceiving the emperor and treason.

With a calm face... silently back, back, and back.

Then when I had no way to retreat and almost fell down the steps, he suddenly grabbed my hand, crossed his fingers, and pulled me back forcefully.I had already stood firm and he didn't let go, staring at my right hand with a creepy look, and didn't let go for a long time.It made me very uneasy. I don't know whether Joe's neuropathy chopped off my right hand because he wanted to braise it in soy sauce or steam it.

Then at the moment when I was most nervous, he suddenly raised my right hand and kissed my ring finger lightly.

"I'll go buy a wedding ring after dinner."

He let go.

The face returned to normal.

He was still the original calm president who was in front of the mountain and couldn't see for a moment.

Only I, Monk Erzhang, couldn't figure it out.

Although he was curious, he was afraid of stimulating Qiao's mental illness again, so he silently huddled in a corner and waited for the food to be served.

【142】

Qiao Lihong ordered the Tasting Menu for me, from the appetizer to the final dessert, more than a dozen side dishes, and it took about four hours to eat a meal.

Have you ever seen a dish that is so beautiful that it looks like a work of art, making you take pictures besides taking pictures, although you salivate but dare not move your chopsticks at all, for fear of destroying its integrity?

Have you ever smelled a dish that can make your saliva overflow in your mouth, even though your stomach is too swollen to hold it anymore, but you still feel hungry?

Have you ever tasted the butter and cheese that the whole family has made for generations, the only one that has no other branch, and it melts in your tongue, so delicious that you want to cry?

Have you ever seen a grilled shallot cut open and there is steaming oyster meat inside?

Have you ever had caviar made from fruit juice, Spanish Palamos crayfish?

Not to mention buttery yuzu lemon blood orange butter, thinly sliced ​​duck breast with corn cream, abalone wings wrapped in shrimp dumpling soup, gold-wrapped silver rice rolls, pieces of crispy suckling pig with flowers, foie gras, mini version of dessert madeleine, macarons , lightning puffs, marshmallows, almond tarts, chocolate...

Please don't ask me why I eat on my knees.

Sajia's life... is complete! ! !

【143】

Qiao Lihong handed me a tissue in a funny and angry manner: "You are really... a meal can make you cry."

I looked at him with red eyes and teary eyes: "You don't understand, I'm so touched~~ Look at my tears, which one is not written with the word 'delicious'?"

"Why do I feel normal?" Qiao Lihong forked a small piece of fish into his mouth in confusion, and tasted it carefully, with confusion still written on his face, "It's similar to other restaurants, nothing special."

I angrily crumpled up the tissue and threw it at him: "Damn it, you local tyrant! You fly around the world all day long, order shark fin and abalone every day, and go to five-star high-end restaurants, of course you can't tell the difference. "Thinking about it, I'm still angry, "Your taste buds have definitely degenerated!"

He casually raised his hand to block the ball of paper, took a sip of red wine, propped his head on one hand, and observed me with interest.

I was so full that I burped, and the hand holding the fork was already trembling, but I still stuffed the sweet almond tart into my mouth in one gulp, with a happy and satisfied expression on my face.

He burst out laughing.

I stared at him with wide eyes, my mouth was full of food, and I asked him vaguely, "What are you doing?"

He shook his head and smiled at me. For a moment, he turned his head and stared at the night scene outside the window thoughtfully.

The face was separated by the light from the middle of the bridge of the nose. The half of the face facing me was bright, while the invisible half was deeply hidden in the darkness.

A strong night wind suddenly blew in from the window, blowing the snow-white tablecloth upside down.

I rushed to press it in a hurry. In my panic, I seemed to hear a broken sigh brought by the strong wind.

"You and him are really completely different existences..."

【144】

Qiao Lihong and I's cohabitation career reached its peak on the night of the eighth day.

He took me to Hong Kong to eat at a Michelin three-star restaurant, and I was so moved (by the food) that I burst into tears.

After the meal, we went to OzoneBar, the tallest bar in the century, overlooking the magnificent night view of Victoria Harbor from the peak of the 118th floor, whispering nonsensical and confused words.

At twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, the music in the bar suddenly fell silent, followed by the happy birthday background music. Qiao Lihong stood in the crowd, holding a cake filled with 23 candles in both hands.

Everyone sang happy birthday in unison at the same time, and my eyes widened in disbelief.

How did he know that today is my birthday? !

All the lights in the audience were focused on Qiao Lihong, and he was slowly walking towards me step by step.

He put his arms around my waist, so I also entered the focal point of the light, as if on the world stage with him.

"Happy Birthday." Qiao Lihong gently kissed my cheek.

"Sorry, I missed your previous 22 birthdays. It is said that the moment the birthday star blows out the candles, the wish in his heart will come true. I have a wish. I hope that starting today, I will never miss your birthday again. Any birthday."

"I hope that from now on, every birthday of yours will be attended by me." He put the cake in my hand, "Xiaoyan, when you blow out the candles, would you like to make this wish?"

The sight of everyone made me dizzy for a while. I felt that my brain was out of oxygen, and I couldn't think at all. I just looked at him stupidly: "You..."

He smiled and took a step back: "I want to spend your birthday with you forever, and sing happy birthday for you forever. Even if your hair is gray and your face is gone, I still want to stand by your side."

"My dear Xiaoyan," he knelt down on one knee and took out the ring we bought at the mall from his suit pocket.

"will you marry me?"

【145】

My mind went blank for an instant.

To marry... Qiao Lihong?

What does he mean?

play me?

or seriously?

But, am I already married to him?

No, no, Xu Yan, wake me up quickly!Don't be deceived by the illusion in front of you!

His younger sister who cheated on marriage harmed you, and he raped you with medicine, Xu Yan, wake me up!He was just playing with you from beginning to end!

You can't be fooled by him. You lurk by his side not to be coaxed by his sweet words. You plan to take revenge on him.

Everyone shouted at the same time.

"Promise him!"

"Hurry up and agree!"

"Damn it touched me to death"

"The dog abuser in the middle of the night, hurry up and agree to him"...

All kinds of voices mixed together, and the whole world seemed to go crazy.

How I want to yell at them, shut up all of you!

Things are not what you imagined at all!

This guy doesn't want to marry me at all!

The person he really wants is that Bai Yueguang named Xiao Xia!

Xu Yan, wake me up!

You are just a stand-in!

The voice in my head was quickly swallowed by the voices of the people around me.

My whole body seemed to be split into two halves, one said to refuse quickly with a cold and mocking face, while the other was blushing and wanted to throw herself into Qiao Lihong's arms immediately.

Which one is the correct answer?

reject? !

Or accept? !

Which one should you choose? ? ? ? ? ? ! ! ! ! !

I'm completely lost.

【146】

My head was swollen uncomfortably, and my ears were almost deaf from the noise of the crowd.

The booing of the people around became even louder. They were even more anxious than the two of us, wishing they could take the ring Qiao Lihong was holding and put it on instead of me.

The sound waves became higher and higher, and I felt in a trance that the floor under my feet began to heave up and down, as if I was in the midst of a stormy wave.

However, in the chaos, Qiao Lihong, who was kneeling in front of me, smiled at me faintly, like a hard rock in a frenzy, no matter how windy or rainy it was, he still stood upright.

My rationality, which was already struggling, was finally defeated after facing his smile, and the huge wave smashed hard on the rock, smashing into slag, revealing my emotional and impulsive self.

I took a sharp breath and blew out the candle hard.

The flames were instantly extinguished, and the surroundings were suddenly plunged into darkness.

The noisy crowd suddenly fell silent.

The frantic heartbeat in my ear was like a drum hammer, and I heard my own dry voice: "That...".I groped to put the cake on the table beside me, coughed hard a few times, cleared my throat, and took a deep breath, "I, I finished blowing out the candles."

Qiao Lihong's cold voice came from diagonally below me: "What wish did you make?"

Thanks to the darkness, no one noticed my flushed face instantly.

"That's, that's, that's what you just said." God, I'm afraid even the mosquito's voice is louder than mine.

"Which is that?"

"Anyway, it's what you said, what about a lifetime, birthdays and so on." I was so embarrassed that I panicked from embarrassment.

After finally hemming and hawing a few words, he actually asked again.

I finally got a little angry, and kicked the wall next to me hard: "Oh, don't ask again, is it okay! Anyway, it's what you just said, are you annoying! Why do you have to say it myself! In short... In short, that, I..." The voice returned to the sound of mosquitoes, "You are already on your knees, why should I still say no?"

I heard a smothered laugh.

And there was more than one, there was laughter one after another around, and the laughter seemed to be contagious, more and more, and finally everyone beside them burst out laughing.

"My God, how can there be such a shy little guy."

"Hahaha, this is Tsundere, don't you understand, hahaha how can you be so awkward."

"Look, his whole face is completely red, it's so cute."

"It's completely the rhythm of an old couple, look at how coquettish they are."

"Oh my girl's heart, I'm actually blushing when I'm next to you. It's good to be young."

……

I made a group of strangers laugh so embarrassingly that I grabbed Qiao Lihong by the collar, pulled him up from the ground, and beat him with teeth and claws.

"It's all your fault! You didn't even say hello, what kind of surprise attack! So many people have caused so many people to watch our jokes, you, you are simply too hateful! Big bastard! I will kick you to death!"

Qiao Lihong locked me tightly with his hands, and from time to time he received an old punch from me and a black leg from me, but he was willing to do so, and kept laughing non-stop.

The night sky suddenly burst into grand fireworks, lighting up the entire sky.

Leaning in his arms, I raised my head in surprise: "It's not Chinese New Year's Day, for no reason, how could there be fireworks all of a sudden, isn't the timing too coincidental?"

He whispered into my ear, "Do you like it?"

The hot air made me blush, and I looked at him a little shyly: "It can't be your fault, can it?"

He looked up at the colorful flames, and his pupils reflected the sky full of fireworks that fell like the most beautiful meteors after they bloomed.

"you guess."

His right hand was tightly wrapped around my right hand, and the two rings collided with each other, reflecting colorful and brilliant fireworks in the sky.