Hehe, the whole world is forcing me to be a stand-in BE version

Of course I won't tell him the truth, or he will get angry after hearing this and change his mind and decide to go home, so what should I do?If I continued to exercise in bed day and night like last week, I would definitely die young.I can't help shivering when I think of my tombstone that says "this man died of horse wind".

But what to say against him?I sat down on the passenger seat in a state of disorientation, tilting my head and looking at him sideways.

Qiao Lihong sat in the driver's seat, with his slender fingers resting on the steering wheel, and stared at the busy traffic ahead.He was wearing a gun-gray high-end custom-made suit, buttoned up to the top, and the tie was tied meticulously so that no trace of excess skin was exposed. If you just look at the appearance, it is completely iceberg abstinence.

Hey, to be honest, until the wedding night, he gave me the impression that he was rigid and serious.I couldn't help but wonder at that time, maybe this person was born in the wrong era, right?Otherwise, he doesn't have the arrogance of a modern domineering president at all. He behaves elegantly, speaks cautiously, keeps a low profile, and is simply an old British gentleman from the last century.Who would have thought that this guy would be so open in private?

Thinking of this, I couldn't help but glared at him angrily, full of resentment.Damn, duplicity scum, curse you for not giving birth to a son [beep——]!

【135】

He actually sensed it!

Isn't he driving, looking at the road, how can he still notice the movement on my side.

Just at a red light, he stepped on the brakes and turned his head to look at me inexplicably.

That look... my heart skipped a beat, and I immediately shouted that something was wrong.

Wanting to escape, walking is the best plan, but the car door is locked and the escape route is blocked.The only solution now is to change the subject.

I pretended to be calm and smiled at him and said, "Do you want to know why I laughed just now?"

He was still staring at me inexplicably.

My scalp was tingling and I continued to pretend to be calm: "I laughed because I was short of money in the five elements, and my zodiac sign was poor. I couldn't do the money-burning behavior of eating thousands of dollars for a meal. But today is different, someone pays the bill today Ah, do you think I can be unhappy. You also know that I am a foodie. When I think of the legendary French meal, I feel as bright as a mountain flower. Look at the big sun above your head , My mood is the same as it now..."

Damn, why is this red light so long, I can't make up any other words...

Why is he still staring at me? !

I'm going to die, I'm going to die, I'm afraid I won't be able to escape this time.

Forget it, forget it, try sex, seduction, and art.

"...So I'm very happy."

I showed him a smile brighter than the sun.

Qiao Lihong looked at me with a paralyzed face.

I gazed at him affectionately.He clenched his fists and shouted: Xu Yan!Success or failure is at this moment!Shoot him a hundred thousand volts of high voltage with your eyes!Blind him!Corona him!

ten seconds later.

Two suspicious red clouds suddenly flew onto Qiao Lihong's cheeks.

I:"……"

WTF? ? ? ! ! !

is that a lie!

Joe's insane blushing? !

Oh, no no no, I must be hallucinating.

I rubbed my eyes hard, then opened them suddenly.

However, the blush on Qiao Lihong's face still did not disappear.

did not disappear, that is to say...

I looked up at the sky, and looked down at the ground. After a while, my jaw hit the ground in surprise.

Fuck, fuck, fuck!

This must not be true!

Yes, yes, I must be hallucinating.For example, because I didn't sleep well last night, I would daydream in broad daylight and the like.

I wiped my face desperately with the palm of my hand, rubbed my eyes repeatedly, and then opened them again suddenly...

"There's XX restaurant in 10 minutes, do you want to eat Jiangnan cuisine?" Qiao Lihong coughed awkwardly and turned his head away.

I ignored him at all, and leaned on the car window eagerly looking overhead.

Huh?

strangeness.

The sun didn't rise from the west, and there were no zombies popping up on the road. Qiao was blushing because of his mental illness. Why isn't the end of the world yet? !

I turned my head and stared at Qiao Lihong in disbelief.

But he has recovered.

【136】

The red light has passed and the car is moving forward again.

Looking at his calm face like water, I felt a little pity in my heart, but I immediately became happy again.In any case, the matter of me glaring at him just now is over.

Looking at the road beside me in confusion, the words he said before finally reached my mind after being at least 3 minutes late.

He seems to have said something just now...

Jiangnan cuisine?

XX restaurant?

I was shocked: "Didn't you agree on French food?! Why go to XX restaurant? You don't want to go back on your word?!"

He said: "French food takes a long time to cook, and it's slow to serve. You haven't even eaten breakfast, and it's almost one o'clock in the afternoon."

I said in desperation: "Your feelings, old man, are just talking casually. I thought I would be able to feast on my mouth today. Hey... It seems that the Sa family is destined to have nothing to do with French cuisine in this life. Forget it Forget it, food stalls are food stalls, as long as they can fill your stomach. Isn’t it just waste oil, we have been invulnerable to all kinds of poisons since we were young, and we are afraid of what it will do.”

He said: "When did I say food stalls..."

"Speaking is not enough, you have to make excuses. Aren't modern companies already based on integrity?" I interrupted him, staring down at my fingers, pouted and muttering in a low voice, "It's God's blessing that your company didn't go bankrupt. "

he:"……"

I looked out of the window sadly, and sighed: "I thought I could finally get my wish, but I didn't expect to meet a big liar. Not to mention cheating, and even refusing to give food to others. What a scumbag."

he:"……"

I covered my face with my hands and cried, "Why is my life so painful..."

he:"……"

I secretly opened the gap between my fingers and glanced at him quickly, seemingly inadvertently.

he:"……"

I howled at the top of my throat: "God! What crime did I do in my last life! Why did you punish me like this!"

I buried my face in my hands and was crying vigorously, when he suddenly said coldly: "It's not you that God punished, but me."

The well-prepared emotions were interrupted by his words, I made him almost out of breath, and immediately couldn't continue acting.

I raised my head angrily, but unexpectedly met a funny and angry face. "Sooner or later, I will be mad at you." Qiao Lihong stretched out his right index finger and poked my forehead hard, "Did you become a monkey?"

I stared blankly at his smile in a daze, and let him poke me backwards without warning, hitting the back of my head on the car window, causing me to cover my head with an "oops" in pain.

I suddenly became angry: "What are you doing! I haven't heard of a gentleman who uses his mouth but not his hands? Why are you poking me for no reason? Do you want to practice one-finger magical skills or..."

"It's a gentleman who moves his hands but doesn't speak." He interrupted me, "Why do you always say the opposite of what you say?"

I was choked by him, and for a moment, I muttered and complained: "When did you become a part-time Chinese teacher?"

"Half an hour, can you bear it?"

I froze, not understanding what he meant by his sudden words.

He turned the steering wheel and the car made a 180-degree turn. I was thrown by him and hit the car glass. I was rubbing my head and complaining, and suddenly I was blessed: "Are you taking me to eat French food?"

He still had a calm expression on his face, but the smile on the corner of his mouth hooked up: "I can't do it if you don't go, I'm afraid your crow's mouth will come true, and if the company goes bankrupt, I'll have a headache."

It's like turning the clouds to see the moon, and the willows are dark, the flowers are bright, I suddenly feel that the whole world is brighter, and I don't know how happy I am smiling: "That is, that is, as the CEO of Qiao's Group, if you can't even be honest, Then other companies will definitely not trust you. Without trust, there is no cooperation, no cooperation, no business, no business, no money, and no money, then your company will eventually go bankrupt. So, for If your company is not bankrupt, I will make it difficult for you today and allow you to treat guests to a Michelin restaurant."

"You can't get to a Michelin restaurant in half an hour," he said.

I don't care: "Then you just wait for the company to go bankrupt."

He glanced at me.

I tapped my thighs with my fingers in turn, and excitedly read: Michelin~Michelin~Michelin~

"Okay." He raised his eyebrows, "Michelin restaurants are Michelin restaurants. Don't be so hungry that you can't stand it on the way."

He turned the steering wheel 180 degrees again, and my head was in close contact with the car window again, but under the call of delicious food, I didn't care about anything.I raised my arms and shouted, "Michelin! Michelin! Michelin!"

An hour later, I curled up in the passenger seat and fell asleep.

Nima is just a restaurant, how far is it?

【137】

Sorry, I was wrong.

I thought that the distance between the Michelin restaurant and me was at most the distance from the first ring to the fifth ring.

But in fact, there are not only four rings between the Michelin restaurant and me, but also all over the world and half of the sky.

I don't know how long it took, but I woke up from an altitude of [-] miles.

The consciousness is not fully awake yet, only the scene in front of me is hazy and unclear, as if I am in the chaos, and I don't know where I am at a loss.

The surroundings are all dim and unclear, but there is a beam of dazzlingly bright light, through the wide oval window, projected on the mature and tall figure beside the window.

As if the light of the whole world was condensed on him, Qiao Lihong sat on the brown leather sofa by the window, wearing a gold-wire mirror frame, carefully browsing a contract in foreign language.

I stared blankly at Qiao Lihong's profile, and subconsciously held my breath, not daring to breathe, for fear of disturbing this perfect Greek sculpture.

Since we met, this seems to be the first time.

For the first time, I was amazed by his appearance.

Time seemed to be standing still, and the ups and downs in the sun floated in mid-air, falling a little bit on the man's broad shoulders.The sunlight has plated a layer of gold on the edge of his outline, the bridge of his nose is straight, his facial features are three-dimensional, and paired with a pair of eyes that are so deep that no one can see his emotions.At this moment, he was like a handsome man in a Greek sculpture, so handsome that even the gods in the sky would fall in love.

"Are you awake?" He turned to the last page of the contract, signed it with a Montblanc pen, put it on a pile of documents beside him, and then picked up another document to read quickly.

no answer.

He opened his eyes leisurely: "Why don't you answer..." The tip of the pen paused on the document, and he was stunned, "What kind of strange expression do you have?"

I don't know what expression I'm showing now, but my whole body is completely immersed in the fantasy full of pink bubbles.

Although what I see with my eyes is still Joe's crazy face, in my mind, he has been added countless special effects by Meitu Xiuxiu, his face is "beautified" and then "whitened", "warmed" and then "pink". Tender system", and then select one-click "oil painting special effects", which is full of high-end artistic feeling, and then a "dream background"...

"Ouch!" I covered my forehead with tears in the corners of my eyes, "What are you doing?"

This bastard actually threw something at me!

"Although I don't know what you're imagining, my intuition tells me that it's best to stop it immediately." He lowered his head again and wrote the contract.There was an aisle in the middle, so I couldn't see what he wrote clearly. I only saw him draw a big X forcefully at the end, and then put the contract on the stack of documents on the ground.Wow, there are really enough of them, a full twenty centimeters thick.

"Not read, approved, rejected".I clicked through the three thick stacks of documents placed beside him one by one with my fingers, "I guess that's right."

He glanced at me lightly.

I bared my teeth and said with a grin: "How, how, did I hit the mark, I am really smart."

He shook his head with a smile, didn't even comment a single word to me, and looked down at the contracts again.

I glanced at the unapproved pile, and suddenly found that there was still a thick pile on the ground, which was almost as high as my knees. It was blocked just now, so I didn't notice it.

I couldn't help being dumbfounded: "How long have you been accumulating work and not doing it? There are so many, you may not be able to finish it if you don't sleep for a week."

"It's okay." He wrote a note in the blank space of the contract, then turned a page, and said flatly, "Today is a small amount, usually at least twice as much."

I plucked my ears in shock: "What! You mean, so much, it's all just a day's worth?"

He didn't even have time to look up at me, stared at the document intently, and nodded.

"Poor child." I immediately felt infinite sympathy for him, "It seems that the president is not an easy job. Look at how you are about to be overwhelmed by documents and materials, I seem to suddenly understand why there is such a thing. There are so many big bosses with annual salaries of six or seven figures, but they died young in their thirties." I sighed, "They are exhausted from their feelings!"

Although I have nothing to do with Joe's psychosis at the moment, as the saying goes, it's not that I won't report it, the time has not yet come.When I think about it, my tired hair falls out, the Mediterranean version of Mr. Qiao...

I patted Qiao Lihong on the shoulder heavily: "May you be the president forever."

Qiao Lihong: "... I always feel that your words are not good."

I was jumping up and down happily, and while I happily imitated the scene of Mr. Joe exhausted on the desk, I went to the bathroom.

【138】

After staying away from Qiao Lihong, the culprit who distracted my attention, some things that I had seen when I woke up, but which I had been subconsciously ignoring, finally came into view.

Extremely luxurious interior decoration cabin, office area, entertainment area, rest area, bar, integrated kitchen, bathroom, suite... Microwave oven, oven, refrigerator, large LCD TV, telephone and fax, game console, sofa bed, wardrobe... There were even two flight attendants with all smiles! ! !

I followed the stewardess in despair, and she led the way to the toilet. On the way back, I met the co-pilot in white uniform, shook hands with him, got the password for the free WiFi for aviation, and walked back to Qiao Lihong's office in a daze. district.

I finally got a clear view of the scene behind that window.

blue sky!

Baiyun!

wing!

I lay on the window like a gecko, staring dumbfounded at the mountains and rivers below me.

Where the hell am I? ? ? ! ! !

【139】

After 1 minute, I got the answer to this question.

"My private jet." Qiao Lihong stared at the information, his tone was flat as if he was discussing today's weather.

I'm on the legendary private jet...and it's Qiao Lihong's private jet.

I felt that I must still be dreaming, so I pinched him hard, and then asked him seriously: "Does it hurt?"

he:"……"