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It's boring here.This is the conclusion reached by the South China tiger after staying here for a few days.

There are humans watching them outside the iron cages here every day, making noise and restlessness every day, and some people even throw garbage in - this is very annoying to South China tigers, and the originally clear lake water in the forest is also polluted by humans It was cloudy.So whenever it sees someone doing this, the South China tiger will slightly arch its body, deliberately show its fangs and yell at these people, and then people will usually be startled.

Some people want to get out of the sight of this tiger, but they didn't expect this tiger to be quite human. Unless you throw the rubbish into the trash can, it will chase after you.

As a result, some little girls saw its characteristics and thought it was very fresh and fun, so they deliberately teased it with a bag of snacks, and took out their mobile phones to take pictures. They were not afraid of the ferocious face of the South China tiger and its loud Roaring, and laughing like silver bells all the time.

So this incident spread on Weibo, and #热萌虽萌华南虎# was directly on the hot search, and everyone came here admiringly, all repeating the same action. I didn’t expect this time the South China tiger was leisurely partying. On the ground, basking in the sun, licking the big meat pads of her front paws, she looked like a famous lady who just had her nails done and was waiting to be done, without any intention of showing off.

Everyone was bewildered, and they discussed such remarks as 'this is the one on the Internet', 'the address is correct', 'the four paws are gray and white'... and so on. Throw the trash into the cage.

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The whole world stood still for five seconds...

A good public servant of the people immediately appeared next to the little brother who threw garbage—comrade policeman, and the comrade policeman smiled and said: "This little brother, for destroying the public environment, you have to pay a fine of five hundred yuan. You have to pay in cash." How about using a card? Pay an additional [-] point handling fee~"

Brother: "..." Oh, your sister! ! ! ! ! #￥%...&*

At this time, the South China tiger stood up coldly, with a face full of 'stupid two-legged beasts', and walked away arrogantly, and vaguely heard a few 'two-legged beasts' crying: "Liar! Ya!!! Give me back the ticket money!!!”

In the middle of the night, there was a sudden thunderstorm, and it was pouring rain outside. The South China tiger lay on its paws, shook its ears a few times, and reluctantly opened its eyes.

There is some agitation in his body, which is both familiar and unfamiliar; the fever all over his body is accompanied by itching and crispness like being bitten by insects, and his limbs become weak, so he can only lie on his stomach. He babbled, thinking: Some want to eat meat.

The South China tiger has been a vegetarian ever since he started his apprenticeship and practiced Taoism. This habit has lasted for thousands of years, but he is a carnivore after all. Even if the habit changes, the instinct in his heart still cannot be changed.

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and many more……

The South China Tiger suddenly realized a very serious problem. At this moment, there was a thunder from the sky, almost lighting up half of the sky.

This scene seems familiar.

There is only one time when the South China tiger wants to eat meat, and that is when it is crossing the catastrophe! !

As I said before, the South China tiger has to go through two catastrophes before it can transform into a human form. Before crossing the catastrophe, the South China tiger had to run from place to place for fear of being struck to death by thunder.But this year is different!The South China tiger ran out in a hurry, let the heavy rain wet its hair, and even lay in the water looking at the dark sky and the raindrops falling in a straight line, all of a sudden, his thoughts were complicated; at that moment, he seemed to think of a lot, he was still a little When he was a tiger, he practiced with his master everywhere; he seemed to be unable to remember anything, because gradually he seemed to be unable to remember what his master looked like.

Sure enough, he lived too long, the South China Tiger thought.

The master did not practice the technique of immortality, but he did it himself. Thinking about it, I feel a little ironic.

Suddenly a flash of lightning flashed across, this time it was as if the sky had dawned, and the scenery within ten miles could be seen clearly.It seemed as if the sky was going to create a super big thunder, and there were several muffled sounds, just at the moment when the South China Tiger closed his eyes and thought that God was going to make a big move! ! !

The rain stopped.

The dark clouds dispersed, the breeze slowly, and the sound of insects began to sound again,

The stars and the bright moon in the sky are all in place, emitting a faint light.

Everything looked the same as usual.

South China Tiger: "..."

"????? Who can tell me what's going on??? Is this a tribulation??? Damn you are kidding me??? The former Tianlei's mother specially picked it like she had long eyes Chop the key point, hide in the cave and split the mountain directly; run into the village and burn the whole village directly, aren’t you very awesome before!!! Don’t be cowardly if you have the ability!! Come on, come on, Slash toward the heart, toward my forehead!! What kind of a hero are you?!" the South China Tiger howled vigorously towards the sky,

The next day the staff got up and saw the lightning rod that had been smashed into slag, and sighed infinitely: "It's a good chance to have this lightning rod, otherwise the lightning last night was so powerful, and the whole zoo would suffer!"

"Yes, yes, I don't know who has the foresight to install such a large lightning rod here..."

The South China tiger roared resentfully at the lightning rod, even though the lightning rod had been shattered into pieces, it still had the urge to step on it a few more times.

Staff A: "Speaking of which, the new tiger has been roaring since last night."

Staff B: "Could you be scared?"

Worker A: "You thought the tiger was you. You are so timid. Last night, when the thunder struck, it was still turning hard into my arms. My shoulder hurt so much from your pressure."

Staff B (blushing and shy): "I hate it~ I just..."

Staff C: "Could it be that you're in love?"

Worker B (stomping his feet in embarrassment and blushing to the point of explosion): "What nonsense are you talking about!!"

Staff member C (somewhat confused): "I'm talking about the South China tiger..."

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Ever since, South China Tiger and Hu Jiaoniang were imprisoned in a small black room...

South China Tiger, Tiger Girl: "..."==

Hu Jiaoniang has always been the cinnabar mole in Sushi's mind, the white moonlight in front of the bedside window, an existence in his heart that no one or any animal should defile.Now that Hu Jiaoniang and South China Tiger are locked together, how can he not be worried!

So he jumped up vigorously, trying to see what was going on inside, but he couldn't see it anyway-it's all because of his huge size (too fat -_-).In the end, a rabbit was called, and the rabbit jumped three feet high, but——

"My lord, it's too far away, I'm a little short-sighted and can't see clearly!!"

lion:"……"

Grasshopper: "My lord!! My eyes are too small to see clearly!!"

Lion: "..." -_-||

Giraffe: "My lord, I'm too tall to see low things—in fact, I've never known what you look like, lord."

Lion: "..."(╯°Д°)╯︵┴┴What is the use of you!! Why don't you just give me all to fill my stomach!!

Finally at noon, the South China Tiger and Hu Jiaoniang were released.During the period in the small black room, South China Husheng was lying on the ground in a daze, while Hu Jiaoniang was annoyed to death by the yelling of sushi - she didn't wake up at all, and was dragged away early in the morning When I came to this place, I was already depressed. When I came out, Hu Jiaoniang took a look at South China Tiger. He was still in a state of depression, and his ears were twitching as if he didn't want to pay attention to anything. After all, Hu Jiaoniang didn't meddle in his own business. went out.

When Hu Jiaoniang came back, Sushi immediately went up to meet her, and went up to smell her smell; very good, there is no smell of that stinky tiger, and also checked Hu Jiaoniang's walking posture; very good, her posture is normal.But—why does Hu Jiaoniang look so tired? ? ?

Sushi suddenly shuddered and gasped!It must be that stinky tiger spirit who was in heat|worm's upper brain lost the 'tiger' nature, and wanted to be strong on me, Tiger Girl!But Hu Jiaoniang is loyal to herself, defending her "virtue" to the death, and she will appear so tired if she refuses to resist!

Hello you stinky tiger! ! !He actually shot at my sweet girl!Wait until it comes out and let you know how awesome it is!

"Jiao Niang, you have suffered, and I will avenge you." Sushi gritted his teeth and claws, and said sincerely to this Jiao Niang.

Hu Jiaoniang didn't know that in Sushi's heart, the drama of "the vicious landlord seized the beautiful village girl and the village girl refused to fight to the death to defend her integrity" was over, she glanced at him speechlessly, and fell asleep lying on her paw.

With tears in his eyes, Sushi looked at Hu Jiao Niang with relief, and thought to himself: Sleep, Jiao Niang, I have worked hard for you, and I will avenge you for my husband!

When the South China tiger came out, Sushi tensed his body, showed his sharp fangs towards the South China tiger, and yelled at him with a fierce look on his face.

"You stinky tiger! You still want me to have green on my head?? Let me tell you, Hu Jiaoniang and I really love each other, so don't even think about getting a hand in it!"

Sushi is exciting, especially exciting.But the South China Tiger completely ignored him as if he hadn't seen him, and walked past him without any expression on his face.

"Hey, hey, hey!! Talk about you! Listen carefully to the lion!!!"

"Sure enough, what Hu Jiaoniang said is correct." South China Tiger suddenly said leisurely.

"what?!!!!!"

"You are noisy."

Sushi: "..." He looked at the back of the South China tiger fading away, and reacted belatedly, and immediately exploded: "If you have the ability, don't leave!!! This king will fight you desperately!!" We are about to catch up.

At this time, two more staff members with gloves came in. Sushi saw that these two people looked familiar, and suddenly remembered something, and wanted to run immediately, but it was too late by then.Two staff members pulled his hind limbs and desperately dragged him outside.

The lion scratched the ground with its forelegs and pulled out several long scratches on the ground. The lion roared heartbreakingly: "Don't pull me!!! I didn't see that I was defending this hard-won, sincere Incomparable, earth-moving love!!!"

Staff A: "This lion is so heavy, isn't it only vegetarian?"

"You guys let go!!! If you don't let go, I will fight you hard!!!"

Worker B: "Fuck, it's so fierce~"

"Let go of me!!! I can walk by myself!!!"

Staff A: "Don't be afraid, this lion will be like this as soon as it gets vaccinated, don't be afraid~"

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