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It was getting dark.The South China tiger continued to walk aimlessly. He came to a plain and watched the owls start to work. Bats also flew out of the cave one after another, making piercing noises, and swarms of mosquitoes flew by his ears. Flying back and forth, he moved his pointed, fluffy ears. Later, he was really annoyed by the sound of mosquitoes, so he stretched out his round claws to scratch his ears, and rubbed his face by the way.

The South China Tiger looked around. The sun had completely set this time, and the bright moon slowly climbed up. The noisy forest suddenly fell into silence—the forest at night was far less peaceful than it looked during the day, like The two worlds were separated by life.There are dangers lurking everywhere in the forest at night, and if you are not careful, you will die in hell.

This is the truth that South China tigers have learned from a very young age.But now, he really wished that the dinosaurs would come right away and tear him apart to fill his stomach.

——It’s just that this is impossible. Although the South China tiger is a beast, it is also a beast with culture. Dinosaurs did not exist thousands of years ago.

The South China tiger was lying on the ground depressed, when suddenly it saw a strange thing in front of it! !

The South China Tiger ran over excitedly, and he discovered a major event!The grass in this small area in front of me is different in color from the surrounding ones! ! !

The South China tiger leaned down and sniffed it cautiously. It smelled both familiar and unfamiliar. If I guessed correctly, this should be a so-called trap set by humans! !

The South China tiger is very excited, this is inevitable, this shows that there is "hope" for his "death"!The South China tiger didn't even think about it, it just jumped down directly, immediately, and it took a long time before it heard a muffled cry from inside.

The hole was dug quite deep, it seems that the person who set up the trap is bound to win.The South China Tiger thought, he was suddenly a little excited, he walked around the bottom of the pit a few times (the pit is really deep and wide==), wiped his thick paws secretly, and finally just lay down Looking at the soft belly with thick white hair, looking at the bright and clear moon, I thought to myself: Father, mother, brother and sister, younger brothers and sisters, relatives and friends, I will see you soon.

"Gulu Gulu..." His stomach made a strange sound.

This is embarrassing, the South China Tiger has black lines all over his face.

Can I go out and eat something and come back... I don't really want to be a starving ghost......

The next day, the South China tiger was woken up by the noise, well, half of it was because of hunger. The South China tiger looked at them with dark eyes, and they also looked at the South China tiger with round eyes.

Human beings look at this South China tiger—I don’t know if it is a purebred South China tiger, because it is larger than the average South China tiger, and the patterns on its body are black and orange. Four of them are as big as two human fists The claws are white that is close to off-white; the two big eyes are piercing; the big mouth roars like thunder, and the two fangs are exposed. In the place of the pit, the heartbeat was still beating violently, panting desperately.

In fact, the South China tiger's heart is: "Come and kill me! My fur can be made into a tall windbreaker—much more beautiful than the fox fur made of fox essence. Its fox fur is even more beautiful. Dressed in a show|smell; eating my tiger meat can prolong life, if you do good deeds, immortality is not a dream, my dear; and drinking my tiger bone wine has a significant effect on rheumatism, dear, really not Do you want to try it?? And my tiger penis... Forget it, you should keep the tiger penis for me, I heard that it is very difficult for eunuchs to cast a good fetus..."

Take a look, what a friendly tiger spirit this is, if it is replaced by another tiger spirit, can it be so rational? ? ?Can you be so considerate of others? ?

But from a human point of view, the tiger with its bloody mouth and claws is clearly saying, "Don't come here, I'll cram your tendons, peel your skin, and drink your blood if you come here again! You still come here!!! I tell you, I am so powerful that I am even afraid of myself!!!"

So when that man nervously came over with the anesthesia gun, his hands were still trembling, his teeth were chattering, his temples were breaking out in cold sweat, and he was hypnotizing himself that he would not be able to get out unless he could fly. And so it was fired.

And the South China tiger naively thought that the human was holding an AK47, and was about to shoot at him, and lay down obediently, revealing its thick and soft belly.

Sure enough, there was a pain in his abdomen.

He felt that he was dead.

Actually no, it's just an illusion.

The above is the whole process of the South China tiger being captured and brought to this zoo.

It's just capitalized and bold.

The lion was disdainful yesterday, but today he saw the tiger several times bigger than himself, and felt a sense of crisis in his heart. He immediately came over to please him, stretched out his paws, and said with a pleasant smile, "Hello! , my name is Sushi, and I am the leader of all the animals here." The word 'all' was also specially emphasized.

The South China Tiger didn't shake its claws with him, but just raised its eyelids, glanced at him, and said depressedly: "Suffering death?? Are you so upset?"

Shou'die': "..."

Hu Jiaoniang passed by slowly, and glanced at South China Tiger, who also looked directly at her, suddenly felt bored, and turned away again.

The lion immediately followed up, and Hu Jiaoniang didn't even give him a look. The lion's sushi immediately became glassy, ​​and he rubbed his hairy pancake face with his paws, and said, "Are you Didn't you fall in love with that stinky tiger?"

"..." Hu Jiaoniang didn't want to talk to him.

"Look, look! They started ignoring me! What's so good about that stinky tiger, its hair is not as soft as mine, its eyes are not as bright as mine, and the most important thing is that its paws are not the same color as its body! Knowing that his mother gave birth to him, he ran out of ink when he was born!!"

"It's none of your business." Hu Jiaoniang said coldly, lying on her own territory, wrapping her tail around herself.

Sushi covered his heart and fell to the ground: "You really don't love me anymore. You looked at him for five seconds, so that's fine, and now I'm still talking for him... My wife Hongxing cheated on me, how can I break the online waiting urgently?" !!!" The last sentence was almost howled.

Hu Jiaoniang stared at him, as if trying to suppress the prehistoric power in her body.

Sushi didn't notice it at all, suddenly jumped up, and said: "Look at me for more than six seconds, longer than that stinky tiger, I'm mentally balanced dear. I'm going to patrol, don't wait for me to come back tonight It's time to eat, okay~" the lion drew a heart on the ground with his paws after he finished speaking, then shook his proud buttocks and walked away.

"..." Hu Jiaoniang picked up a stone with her paw...

Sushi turned around and yelled: "Damn!! It hurts!! Who is so wicked and throws stones at lions!!! If you have the ability, come out to me!! I will fight you hard!!!"

There is only Hu Jiaoniang behind him.

Sushi immediately apologized: "Jiaoniang, I'm not talking about you anymore, I'm talking about that..."

Before the sushi finished talking, Hu Jiaoniang picked up another stone with a calm face and threw it at Sushi's face.

Sushi: "..."

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