tiger out high meow

What is the most basic thing to find a good job?capable?ability?Still handsome?

Wrong wrong wrong, all wrong.In this talented society, the most important thing is a diploma.

But even if the South China tiger becomes a human, it still looks like it is in its 30s. It is definitely impossible for him to go to school now, so what should we do?

Just when the South China Tiger was in a dilemma, he saw a few large characters sprayed with bright red paint on the patio cover: '□□All kinds of certificates, diplomas, development tickets, please call 13666666666 if you are interested.'

So the South China Tiger came to a convenience store on the side of the street. In that convenience store, a young girl was on duty, speaking fluent Cantonese, and successfully fooled the South China Tiger.The South China tiger stayed in the north for a long time, and then turned to the south after being caught. The staff in the zoo all speak Mandarin, so Cantonese is still very unfamiliar to the South China tiger.

"Little boy, I can help you if I have anything." The little girl was thin but plump, and her cheeks were slightly flushed when she saw a strong man like the South China tiger.

South China Tiger: "..." On the importance of popularizing Mandarin...

"Pretty boy, it looks like he's from Cantonese." No wonder the little girl asked this question. South China tigers are rare, they have long backs and waists, and tough facial features. Southerners are generally weak and small. Standing here, the South China tiger looks a little bit It's abrupt.

"Can you speak Mandarin, please?" South China Tiger's fluent Northeast accent sounded extremely sexy, and he knew that he was an informal person.

The little girl from Guangdong had a better impression of him. She spoke Mandarin with an authentic Hong Kong accent, and the voice sounded a little funny, like a leak in her mouth: "Little boy, how can I help you?"

"I want to make a call."

"Okay, you can do whatever you want." The little girl didn't give him the landline at the stall, but took out her mobile phone and handed it to South China Tiger.

And it is a very high-end fruit machine of a certain brand.

South China Tiger is still not very good at using touch-screen mobile phones, and he has not yet adapted to five-fingered fingers, so he slapped his paw on the mobile phone in a daze.

A crack appeared on the screen of the fruit machine...

Little sister: "..."

South China Tiger: "..."

"It's okay, it's just that the tempered glass is broken, just change it..." Before the little girl finished speaking, some glass shards fell from the screen of the phone...

This fruit machine was given by my young girl's upstart boyfriend, who just happened to have land expropriation and got a lot of money, so the young girl didn't show much emotion on her face.

On the contrary, the South China Tiger had a slightly apologetic look on his face.

The little milk cat didn't know when it jumped to the ground, raised its head and looked at the little girl with bright eyes, grabbed her trousers, and let out a few "meow meow" in a delicate voice.

The little girl yelled as if she had discovered a new world: "I'm so proud~ Is this your cat?"

The South China Tiger nodded awkwardly, and the younger sister picked up the kitten without saying a word.The kitten kept barking in front of her, the barking was delicate and weak, South China Tiger thought he must be hungry, only the kitten would make this coquettish sound when it was full. Yes, the voice is full of air, it must turn this upside down.

"He looks like he's hungry. Liangzi, we sell cat food here, do you want to buy some?" The little girl's half-white, half-Mandarin voice made the South China Tiger's head buzz.So he snatched the little milk cat, took out a large stack of Grandpa Mao from Shunlai's wallet, and said, "Thank you, sister, I bought this mobile phone." He picked up the girl's fruit machine and the little milk cat , Pop strode out the door.

The little milk cat struggled and seemed a little unwilling to leave. After all, in which shop he smelled the smell of dried fish, his claws were fiercely grabbing the shoulder of the South China tiger, and his legs were also rubbing against each other, meowing and wriggling The body rubbed against the cat fur on the face of the South China tiger.

The South China Tiger patted the little milk cat on the back, said something in a low voice so that the little milk cat didn't continue to make trouble, and then lay on the South China Tiger's shoulder to make a quiet shoulder pendant, but this time he was no longer quiet Yes, if you listen carefully, you can hear the kitten purring.

The South China Tiger called the number on the patio cover, and it took a long time for someone to answer the busy tone. There was a sweet...male voice with an accent that didn't sound like Cantonese.From the moment he spoke, he spoke thick mandarin with some dialect added, but it didn't affect his 'sweet' voice at all.

"Sen, may I help you with anything?"

"I want to apply for a certificate."

"Oh, documents, what documents?"

South China Tiger was stunned for a moment, because he didn't think it through, so he said, "What certificates are the most popular among you now?"

The little brother over there seemed to have suddenly realized, and said: "The most popular certificate now is of course the certificate of insanity, starting at 5 yuan. Guaranteed that you will not pay for your life, even if you kill a South China tiger in the street, you will not be held accountable! "

South China Tiger: "..." Quickly tell me where you will see whether you will kill me or I will kill you. ==

"Xiansen? Why didn't you talk?"

"I'm asking you which diplomas are the most popular!!" South China Tiger resisted the urge to crush his phone, and asked through gritted teeth.

"Well... of course it's a veterinary certificate! Now every household has pets, and it costs tens of thousands of yuan to see a doctor and have a beauty treatment, and..."

The South China Tiger didn't even think about it, and said, "Okay, okay, that's all, that's all!"

"Alright Mr. Sen, may I ask your last name and address?"

"South China..." The word 'tiger' almost came out of my mouth, but fortunately I stopped in time.

In this way, the South China Tiger's current identity has become a young and successful veterinarian who returned from studying in the Kangaroo Country.The reason why the South China tiger chose this place is because he can communicate with animals. The person who sold the certificates did not lie to him. It is really easy to make money in this business. In addition, the people living in this area are all respectable people. As long as South China When the tiger is out, no one will spend less than 5 figures. Soon, the South China tiger also bought a house of its own.

At the beginning, the ID card also took some effort...

When the South China tiger came home, the little milk cat jumped up and rubbed the South China tiger's chin madly with the top of its head. The South China tiger felt warm and hugged him back. He opened the can and put it in the kitten's chin. before.

When the kitten was full, it grabbed the South China Tiger's trousers and hopped around, as if playing with him. It looked at the South China Tiger with dark eyes as if it wanted to tell him something.Knowing this, the South China tiger turned into a beast and lay down on the soft blanket. The kitten hugged the South China tiger's thick front paws, twisted its body in peace of mind, and fell asleep.