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He spent his last catastrophe in the zoo a month ago - I have to say that the super-large lightning rod in the zoo is really useful, even if the South China tiger has left there now, he still has to give this thing the highest evaluation.Now there is a lightning rod like this on the roof of the building where they live, the same style is custom-made, and even the price is exactly the same as the one in the zoo.

Speaking of the process of the South China tiger becoming an adult, it is really dramatic. The South China tiger still has lingering fears when I think about it. Let’s put aside this matter for now-in fact, the impression of the South China tiger is not deep every time it has been robbed, but I just vaguely know that there is such a thing Happened, and then... he became what he is now...

Because it was in the middle of the night, and of course it also became a human being in the middle of the night. At first, I was not used to it. After all, I got used to walking on four paws, and suddenly I stood upright, and I couldn't keep my balance.The little milk cat saw that he was an adult and was still lying on the ground naked, with a confused face.

He didn't have time to explain too much at that time, after all, he hadn't put on any clothes yet ==, he hurried to the gate of the zoo; after all, South China tigers are wild, unlike other South China tigers that can survive while sitting He eats food, so because he hunts and travels around all the year round, his forelimbs are very thick, and he can open the gate of the zoo without any effort.The South China tiger remembered that many animals escaped at that time, and it even made headlines in newspapers the next day.

He quietly slipped into the lounge of staff A and B, holding the little milk cat in his arms, because the little milk cat didn't know the "fairy" in front of him, so he was restless, and his four paws were desperately in the arms of the South China tiger. Rubbing back and forth, the kitten has grown a lot, and the nails on its paws have become sharper and sharper, and it hit the South China tiger's strong abdominal muscles for a while.

"Meow!!!"

The South China tiger let out a muffled growl.

The little milk cat ran away nimbly, was overtaken by the South China tiger, and comforted the little milk cat. The little milk cat seemed to feel something, tilted its head to look at the adult South China tiger, and used its furry paws Patted the hard cheek of the South China Tiger, still a little unclear about the situation, so he let out a soft cry: "Meow~~~"

The South China Tiger put the kitten on his shoulder and was about to sneak into the staff dormitory when he heard some strange noises from inside.The voice sounded like the voice of staff member B, but it was different from usual. It sounded uncomfortable and forbearing, and occasionally there would be a few coquettish groans.

"Don't...don't, where...where it won't work..."

"It's okay, baby, didn't you try it yesterday, so happy you forgot?"

"... Ah... It's too big... It's so deep... Don't... Ah~ Slow down..."

"Fuck, look at your coquettish look, how can you satisfy you by slowing down??"

"Ah...don't push me...ahhhhhhhhhhhh!"

"..."

What sound came from inside again...

"No...don't want...it's the first time tonight...if you come again, you won't be able to work tomorrow..."

"That's fine, you sleep yours, I'll do mine."

"It's really not possible..." The voice was crying, and it looked very pitiful.

"..."

It was quiet inside after a while, and there was no sound at all.

The South China Tiger didn't know what they were doing, really, after all, our South China Tiger Lord is a baby who has cultivated for thousands of years, he thought to himself that he should quickly get a set of human clothes and leave quickly, so he quietly opened the door and entered At that time, there was a fishy smell wafting out of it. The smell was a little familiar. The South China tiger was a little strange, but with the idea of ​​making a quick decision, he quickly took a set of clothes and wanted to leave.

As a result, the kitten on his shoulder probably choked on the strong smell in the air, and sneezed. The sound was unusually abrupt in this narrow space.

Staff A immediately opened his eyes, jumped up, and was uncovered with the quilt

After a while, the South China Tiger saw Staff B flushed and naked like Staff A...

South China tiger: "..." Aren't they all male? ? ?Why are you lying naked on the bed? ?And wouldn't that voice just now be? ?

Oh my god!It's really a long time to see you!

Can two males do this and that? ? ? ?

"Who are you! What are you going to do!!" Worker A showed a fierce look on his face. He was originally a good-looking person, but at this time he showed a bit of hostility, and he usually looks skinny. I didn't expect it to be the type of 'look thin when dressed, but fleshy when undressed'. Looking at his strong body, the South China Tiger's heart shuddered. I didn't expect him to be such a staff member!

Normally, the South China tiger would not be afraid of him, but in this critical moment, the South China tiger has not yet adapted to the body of the 'two-legged beast'. If it fights with Staff A, it is still unclear who will win.

So the South China tiger was very witty and landed on all fours, and ran out like an ape.

Really lost all the 'tiger' face.

It was raining heavily at the time, thunder was rumbling, staff A was not wearing clothes, and when he moved, staff B grabbed him uneasily and rubbed against his side uneasily.He was a little exasperated, but after careful consideration, he still failed to catch up.

The next day, the newspapers all over the city carried the headlines of 'The Rare Wild South China Tiger Lost in xx Zoo', followed by a male lion and a female Bengal tiger.The zoo said that the wild beasts are ferocious, especially the escaped top carnivores, please inform the residents if you see it, otherwise it will lead to a catastrophe.

The high-level executives heard that the zoo lost three such representative animals at once, especially the super rare wild South China tiger. It just got stuck in the throat, and Xiao Ming almost confessed like this.

The high-level people are so worried that they lose a few taels of fat on their stomachs, eat a few less chicken legs, and their hair seems to be getting thinner and thinner.

What a joke!That's a wild South China tiger!Verified by hundreds of experts! ...Although the breed seems a little impure...but it is still a South China tiger!Who will bear the responsibility for running up like this and blaming it? ?How to carry? ?

The higher-ups were furious when they thought of it, who deserves the night shift!So big head shrimp!Call him quickly!I want to punish him severely and let him be a scapegoat by the way! !

So the director silently said the name of staff member A...

The higher-ups were taken aback for a moment, completely blinded.

His father is a high-ranking official of the municipal government... How dare you use him as a scapegoat? ?

The executives pretended to be 'boudoir resentment', feeling that life is beyond love...

Worker A is a high-ranking son, an invisible big local tyrant.How can he show his demeanor as a high-ranking son without a few credit cards stuffed on any piece of clothing?That's why the South China tiger is such a lucky 'spirit' that he just took a suit of clothes and took his entire wallet with him.

There is an ID card and a few hundred yuan bills in it. This is not the case for rich people. You can’t see a single change in your wallet. The rest are credit cards from various banks. Even South China tigers have lived for thousands of years. Fairies who know a little about human life philosophy are amazed.

Tell me what your dad's position is, I will never report it.

Staff A's clothes are too small for a South China tiger, and they are so tight that it is almost impossible to breathe.The most urgent thing is to find a place to stay. I heard that in the world of 'Twolegs', one has to work first to have money, to have food and then to have a place to live. He should find a job now or something like that.

The little milk cat was a little exhausted after tossing all night, listlessly hung on the shoulder of the South China tiger, and fell asleep motionless as if it were a shoulder pendant.