It's better to be with Xueba than to eat chicken

"I already told my brother what to do?" Xiang Shuai glanced at Xiang Xue, but he didn't really understand.

Straight male cells and uneducated cells are both extremely active: what's the surprise?What kind of surprise is a software, but it is still a learning software.

Lin Jingniao waited for a long time, and finally received a reply when he thought the child had forgotten him.

However......

"Fuck" Lin Jingniao sat up abruptly, and quickly returned to the desktop with shaking hands to open Weibo.

The first advertisement was as long as a century. He wanted to skip it, but he missed it and jumped to the advertisement page, so he clicked frantically to return.

After re-entering, Lin Jingniao anxiously waited for a few seconds for the advertisement, his phone might be a bit stuck, he always felt that every step was very long.

Until the Weibo is deleted and then refreshed.

"Huh~" Lin Jingniao breathed a sigh of relief, and after sitting on the bed to rest for a while, he took his mobile phone and wanted to ask Xiang Shuai if Xiang Xue had seen it, but he was afraid that the mobile phone was in Xiang Xue's hands. Isn't posting a message self-inflicted?

But speaking of it, Xiang Xue probably already guessed that he was instigating it.

After all, he was the one who couldn't fit the trophy in the room.

Xiang Xue didn't rush to watch, after making the bed, he dragged Xiang Shuai to eat.

At eight o'clock, before he started brushing the questions, he turned on his phone and registered a Weibo with his phone number.

Xiang Xue doesn't know how to play, and he only knows about Big Bird's live broadcast room, but he doesn't know what Lin Jingniao's Weibo is called.

But as a student master, it is not difficult to know the answers to these questions.

Baidu, you will know.

"Game anchor Big Bird's Weibo" Xiang Xue whispered while typing, this is the habit of writing words.

There are many articles on Baidu, the top one is the live broadcast of Xiang Shuai, and the titles of small fish and big birds frequently appear below.

As for the bottom recommendation, there are actually small fish and big birds□□, big birds go up and small fish go down, fish and birds are bound and bound, and so on.

The title is exciting enough, Xiang Xue hurriedly found the Weibo name and returned.

After successfully finding the blogger, Xiang Xue only flipped through the homepage. Apart from Lin Jingniao’s Weibo calling for the protection of children two days ago, there was nothing that could attract his attention.

He followed it easily, then returned to the homepage and clicked on WeChat.

"What do you want me to see?"

Lin Jingniao is playing Match [-], this game is not so easy to pass from level [-], and he has no patience, as soon as he feels that he can't pass, he will swipe randomly, ready to start the next round.

It took ten efforts to pass a level and it still hasn't passed, so it's really annoying right now.

He was pleasantly surprised when he received the news from Xiang Xue, and the depression in his chest dissipated instantly.

After seeing the content of the message, another kind of entanglement gathered again.

What does this make him say? ? ?

Lin Jingniao turned twice on the bed, rolled the quilt into a ball, threw it up and kicked it to the foot of the bed, finally sat up and replied hesitantly:

"I didn't let you see anything, I just want you to rest assured"

In case you don't feel the importance I attach to you and Xiang Shuai, Lin Jingniao said silently in his heart.

"I believe in you, otherwise I would not agree." Xiang Xue quickly returned,

I thought silently in my heart: Lin Jingniao is pretty good, not at all like the one recommended by Wai Wai.

which kind?Xiang Xue took advantage of the situation to make up his mind, and cut off the outline as soon as he had an outline.

What are you thinking!

Lin Jingniao didn't know that he was issued a good person card, and by the way, he was indirectly sexually obsessed.

He was racking his brains to think of a reason. During his ten-year career as a scumbag, most of the times he wanted to leave school was directly over the wall, and the few times he found an excuse to ask for leave was uniformly going out to get a haircut.

Is he going to say that he changed his hairstyle now so that the other party can see it?

Don't be surprised anymore, let alone Weibo has been deleted.

It was the time when his head was bald, Lin Jingniao didn't expect Xiang Xue to be so reassuring about him, and his heart suddenly felt sweet.

Feeling like floating when you are happy, Lin Jingniao asked: "Are you not afraid that I am not a good bird?"

"It's not that I'm not afraid, it's that I don't believe it"

My intuition has always been very accurate, not to mention that this intuition still has traces to follow, Xiang Xue thought silently.

Lin Jingniao was very excited and wanted to get in touch with the patron's guardian, but Xiang Xue had to say "goodbye" when he was about to start writing questions.

Because of his happiness, Lin Jingniao got up early in the morning, washed up and had breakfast outside the community, and when he came back, he was full of energy again.

Perhaps after eating breakfast, the brain is also active, and the clearance is rare and smooth.

Lin Jingniao noticed that since more than 140 levels, his ranking has never been in the top ten, and the number one is always Xiang Xue.

Sometimes even his score is only a fraction of the opponent's.

Xueba is really a terrifying creature.

******

Two in the afternoon.

The fans seemed to be used to Lin Jingniao's double row, and they welcomed Xiang Shuai directly without asking any questions at the beginning.

Lin Jingniao was very optimistic about this, but it was embarrassing for everyone to laugh at him for deleting his blog.

The point is that he still can't explain it.

Do you want to say that the scumbag is afraid that the tyrant will find out his true colors and won't play with him?

"Brother, why do you play at this time every day?" Xiang Shuai asked crisply as soon as the two got online.

Lin Jingniao smiled unconsciously, and thought: Because I usually want to play Xiaoxiaole.

He thought for a while, and finally imitated Xiang Shuai's tone and said, "Because I only have this time."

"Whatever my brother usually does, I have nothing to do"

"sleep"

Xiang Shuai: "..." Excuse me.

Barrage:"......"

[Sleep... sleep on your head, oh no, oh your head! ! ]

[I am so envious of Big Bird when I rush to work at noon]

[Add one to envy, no wonder Brother Bird's skin is so good~ I want to touch it]

[Hahaha am I the only one who hates this kind of chatter? But why do I still want to laugh? ? ? ]

[Shuai Bao: Oh my friend, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye! ! ! ]

[Please ask the little brother to appear on the stage to ask Shuaibao's psychological shadow area]

[Please ask the little brother to come out and ask for Shuaibao's psychological shadow area +1]

[Please ask the little brother to come out and ask for Shuaibao's psychological shadow area +2]

......

[Please ask the little brother to come out and ask for Shuaibao's psychological shadow area +10086]

Lin Jingniao knocked down the airdrop with one shuttle, and while running in the direction of the airdrop, he glanced at the barrage.

Everyone was calling for my little brother, and they said they were here to learn English. Lin Jingniao listened quietly for a while, but didn't hear anything.

He couldn't help asking curiously: "Why doesn't your brother recite words today?"

"Brother went out to buy materials, don't get so close to the airdrop, I've been crushed to death before," Xiang Shuai's voice was a little anxious.

Lin Jingniao was a little disappointed, couldn't he finish the homework? Why did he still buy materials, thinking about messy things, but he also heard Xiang Shuai's words.

He had gotten face-smacking airdrops many times, so he didn't care much, and comforted him: "It's okay, I have a sense of proportion."

As soon as the voice fell, the bear fell down.

Lin Jingniao was surprised to find that...he couldn't move.

Although not dead, it is almost dead.

Stuck, stuck with an airdrop...

The fans are happy:

[Hahahahaha! ! ! ]

[Hahahahaha I seem to hear the sound of face slapping has merged into a symphony of fate]

[Sexy big bird, slap in the face online hahahahahaha]

[Big bird, where is your measure? ]

[measure? ? ? ]

[Everyone, don’t be so strict, everyone knows that we are not good at math hahahahahahahahahahaha]

[Confirmed to be the strongest character set in history hahahaha]

[Please ask the little brother to come out and ask for the proportion of the big bird]

[Please ask the little brother to come out and ask for the size of the big bird +1]

[Please ask the little brother to come out and ask for the size of the big bird +2]

......

[Please ask the little brother to come out and ask for the size of the big bird +1008611]

Lin Jingniao, who was lying dead, was airdropped: "..."

"You will lose me sooner or later." Lin Jingniao looked at the barrage and said angrily.

[indicates that it does not want to have]

[Sorry Bird, I think no one can afford it except Shuaibao]

Xiang Shuai picked up the airdrop rather bewilderedly, and now he is even more bewildered.

"Brother what did you say?"

"It's nothing." Lin Jingniao lost his temper, "Go and hit you, be careful, I'll just sleep here for a while"

Xiang Shuai: "..." It seems that the front is not kidding me?

The bullet screen was frantically swiped hahahahahaha.

But Xiang Shuai is a very obedient child, and soon the barrage can no longer be used.

Instead of walking, he jumped into the airdrop and hid.

[At first I thought it was a little milk dog, but now I realize that it is a loyal dog! ]

[What kind of operation is this! ?Can the airdrop still hide from people? ]

[With the total death? ? ? ]

[Great my treasure! ! ]

Lin Jingniao didn't expect him to do this, but he didn't stop him. Both of them were in the safe zone. If someone wants to lick the airdrop, this is also an excellent place to hide.

One was lying quietly, the other was waiting with bated breath, Lin Jingniao was a bit bored, got up early in the morning, and really yawned, feeling alive for the first time was meaningless.

"How is your practice?" Lin Jingniao found a topic to avoid falling asleep.

"It's almost over," Xiang Shuai replied.

Lin Jingniao was thinking about his scumbag personality, imagining a room full of awards for Xiang Xue, and for no reason, he felt a little bit unwilling.

This unwillingness made him feel quite guilty.

"How good is your brother at studying?" Lin Jingniao asked.

"I don't know how to say it." Xiang Shuai was very straightforward.

Lin Jingniao thought about it too, but he couldn't describe it. He thought about it and chose the simplest way:

"Then which university do you think he can go to?"

"It's all right." The child's voice was clear and soft, and it was a voice that could make anyone happy, but Lin Jingniao felt a pain in his head.

He said tremblingly: "It's all possible... Can A big and B big?"

"My brother and mother said he didn't want to go to University A and University B because the air is not good there"

Lin Jingniao: "..." I'll give you everything, I'll give you my knee.

[I feel a pain in my knee...]

[This is too beautiful! ! ! ]

[A child's words are reliable? ? ]

[Crap, it feels like this child is floating]

[Are all the little brothers this year so good? ? ? ]

[Study, goodbye! ]

Lin Jingniao glanced at the barrage and frowned.

Many people think that Xiang Shuai is still young, he doesn't know much about the future and the university, his words are unreliable, and he still makes all kinds of cynicism,

Although most of them were praising and surprised, Lin Jingniao still noticed and was very unhappy.

Even he was reluctant to believe it at first.

He closed his mouth, a little annoyed, he felt that he had really drifted recently.

Regret so many words.

Lin Jingniao calmed down, and the barrage gradually subsided a lot.

He focused on lying on the corpse, and no one came to lick such a big airdrop, where did everyone go?

The circle of poison has shrunk two more times, but they are still in the circle of destiny.

Lin Jingniao felt thirsty, so he got up to get a glass of water, and when he came back, he was surprised to find that there were still three people on the field.

three people! ! !

He and Xiang Shuai are still alive!

Many fans also found out.

[I wonder if I have cataracts, is there still 3 survivors? ? ? ]

[666 Ah, what is the fate of this! ]

[This emotion is earth-shattering? ? ? ]

[Is this too damn lucky? ]

[There are still such fun, Brother Bird, don't be a fool! ? ]

[Brother Bird’s good fortune of being able to sleep, I’m convinced too! ]

Lin Jingniao smiled triumphantly, and was about to speak when he saw the extra person, who also saw him, holding a gun and preparing to shoot.

At this moment, Xiang Shuai made a move and shot the opponent down.

Lin Jingniao smiled and said: "Stable."

As soon as the voice fell, the last circle of destiny... fell on the other party's head.

[The God of Destiny is very skinny today hahahahaha]

[Hahahahaha big bird could be a crow? ]

[This is life~hahahahaha]

[I sympathize but can't help it hahahaha]

[This luck, is it also convincing? ? ? ]

[Please ask the little brother to come out and ask for the psychological shadow area of ​​Big Bird]

[Please ask the little brother to come out and ask for the area of ​​the big bird's psychological shadow +1]

[Please ask the little brother to come out and ask for the area of ​​the big bird's psychological shadow +2]

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[The little brother, please come out and ask for the psychological shadow area of ​​Big Bird + 10086 + 1008611]

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