It's better to be with Xueba than to eat chicken

As soon as Lin Jingniao entered the door, he saw Xiao Yu leaning on the bar and chatting with the bartender.

"Hey" Lin Jingniao walked over.

"Here we are" Xiao Yu greeted with a smile, and ordered a glass of juice for him.

Lin Jingniao thanked and took it.

He doesn't like the wine in the bar very much, he can't understand it, and he always feels a strange taste in his mouth.

Xiao Yu knows that he has a lot of problems, and often laughs at him. He is an old cadre who is doing a very foreign job and somehow still alive.

In fact, Lin Jingniao doesn't like bars either, it's too noisy, he jumps up and down as soon as he enters the door, and he has to shout at the top of his voice when he says anything, which doesn't fit his life of self-cultivation.

They are about the same height and both are handsome, but compared to the lazy Lin Jingniao, Xiao Yu smiles warmly and has a more elegant demeanor.

Not long after, many beauties came to say hello, Lin Jingniao leaned aside and watched, couldn't help laughing.

"What are you laughing at?" Xiao Yu asked after politely rejecting the beauty.

"It's nothing, I just feel like laughing, I'm a little hungry, why don't you go out for a walk?" Lin Jingniao stood up and drank the juice in the glass.

Xiao Yu put down the glass in surprise: "You didn't eat tonight?"

"No, I forgot"

"Can you forget to eat? What did you do?" Xiao Yu settled the bill, and the two went out.

Lin Jingniao slowly shook his head and said: "It's nothing, I played Xiaoxiaole for a while."

Xiao Yu: "..."

Xiao Yu only came back from studying abroad last year. Three years have changed his whole person, temperament, preferences, and way of speaking.

But there is one thing he still persists in, which is his love for barbecue.

When he just came back, Lin Jingniao made an appointment to invite him to dinner, he thought he had to go to a high-end western restaurant, so he specially saved money for two months, but Xiao Yu dragged him straight to the barbecue stand.

According to me: "Studying abroad is just going out of another country, but barbecue can directly ascend to heaven. Which one do you choose for you, the strong pork tendon or the sweet Sarah?"

Later, in order to get the price of western food, the two couldn't make it, and finally the owner of the barbecue stall called for a rental.

Alas, don't mention the past again!

It's nearly nine o'clock, which is a perfect time for a barbecue.

"You didn't eat?" Lin Jingniao asked.

"Eh, I ate too much at noon." Xiao Yu rubbed his stomach.

This person stayed abroad for a few years, and his stomach was stuffed with desserts. After returning to China, he couldn’t help but eat too much from time to time. The ridicule is now numb.

"Then you still eat? It won't be broadcast today?" Lin Jingniao looked at him mockingly.

Xiao Yu said indifferently: "No broadcast, I asked for leave on Weibo and said to drink with you"

Turning the other way from the bar is the world of barbecue stalls. At this moment, the open-air barbecues are crowded with the whole venue, the barbecue is sizzling, and the shouts are loud. The two walked around and finally found a place in the corner.

"Boss, first come [-] skewers of beef, [-] skewers of mutton, and [-] skewers of five flowers." Lin Jingniao's voice was not very loud, but the boss immediately took note of it.

"Okay, wait a minute"

Lin Jingniao turned his head and sat down.

Xiao Yu looked at him and suddenly remembered.

"Did Wan Qian ask you to post your Weibo?"

"What Weibo?" Lin Jingniao looked up at him.

"Just the screen recording today"

"Oh, I posted it myself." Lin Jingniao was about to open Weibo to have a look.

Xiao Yu pressed his hand, leaned closer and smiled wretchedly, "Didn't it be intentional?"

"What intentional?" Lin Jingniao had a question mark on his face, completely unaware of what he was talking about.

"Hahahahahaha" Xiao Yu leaned on the stool and laughed, then urged him: "Open it quickly, there is a surprise"

Lin Jingniao gave him a blank look, clicked on Weibo, flipped up and down, and found nothing wrong, until he clicked on 5 comments.

“Top easy hahaha”

"Brother easyeasy is right in everything!"

"So easy? Awesome for my bird"

"Day!" Lin Jingniao stared at the comments quickly.

Xiao Yu got ready with his mobile phone a long time ago. Lin Jingniao found that the expression on Weibo was perfectly recorded. He put away his mobile phone and turned his back to Lin Jingniao with a "hahahaha" smile. Although he didn't make a sound, but The huge shaking of the shoulders already showed how excited this person was.

But looking back, he was still that handsome high-spirited talent.

The waiter brought up the skewers, and Xiao Yu held back his smile and knocked on the table to remind him, "I'll eat first."

Lin Jingniao was very depressed. He wanted to delete Weibo, but he felt a little bit of trying to hide it.

Wan Qian never reminded him, Xiang Xue already knew who he was, what if he paid attention to him?

This is too embarrassing! ! !

Lin Jingniao's focus was completely off the mark, and he banged his head on the table with a strong sense of shame.

Xiao Yu knocked on the table with a bamboo stick: "Hey, what are you doing, can't you?" Why didn't I realize that you were so cheeky before.

Lin Jingniao is a very immortal person, as long as he can eat well, he really doesn't care about anything, why is he so important today?

When something goes wrong, there must be a demon. Xiao Yu was just about to start talking, when Lin Jingniao suddenly slapped the table and asked, "Why didn't you remind me earlier!"

Xiao Yu: "..." Blame me?

Xiao Yu stared at him for a while, making sure he really cared, and then answered seriously: "I thought you did it on purpose."

"I did it on purpose...I'm sick!" Lin Jingniao stared.

Xiao Yu bit his mouth with an aggrieved face and said, "How do I know this?"

Lin Jingniao held his breath, and felt relieved for some reason, his nose and mouth seemed particularly useless.

Xiao Yu patted him on the shoulder and comforted him: "Don't worry too much about it, it's not a big problem, don't worry if you won't recruit gangsters, maybe you can get a wave of fans because of your honesty"

Lin Jingniao: "..." Although what you said is very reasonable, who cares about spaghetti?

I didn't starve to death when I was five thousand fans!What matters now is face, face, do you understand! ! ?

Xiao Yu doesn't understand.

Wan Qian must not understand either.

Ugh!

"Ah!!!" Lin Jingniao sighed heavily, picked up a bunch of pork belly and bit it down as if to vent his anger.

The result of turning grief and anger into appetite was that the two of them were full again and lay motionless on the stool.

It wasn't until the boss wanted to close the stall that he realized that it was still lying.

"Hey, little brother, what's the matter?" The boss asked cautiously, is his meat not poisonous?

Lin Jingniao raised his head, and said with difficulty: "I'm full, digest and digest."

Xiao Yu was about to fall asleep, and now he asked in a daze, "The boss is going to close the stall? Can you book a taxi for us?"

"Yes, yes." The boss looked left and right, and slapped his head for the last time: "Hey, is it you, the two who were full last time were also you?"

Because of the different seasons, both of them changed their hairstyles, and the boss studied it for a while.

Xiao Yu woke up completely, and silently exchanged glances with Lin Jingniao, Lin Jingniao directly covered his face with his hands.

Xiao Yu smiled firmly, "Hehe, boss, do you still remember us?"

Okay, so the world is big?

This area is full of barbecue restaurants, and the two of them don't choose, just sit wherever there is a seat, who knows it's such a coincidence.

This boss is also amazing, with so many customers every day, he can still remember them.

In fact, it's not that the boss has a good memory, but that he can't walk because of eating in his restaurant. As a barbecue restaurant, this is really a talking point, and he showed off with two people for a long time!

How nice that he can show off again!

For the sake of the face-to-face meeting between the two, the boss set up a VIP user for the first time, and the two of them will get a [-]% discount on all future visits. After talking, he shouted at his daughter who was on summer vacation to help clean the table, and he accompanied the two members.

Lin Jingniao covered his eyes, and thought: Don't worry, I won't take advantage of you, and my surname will not be Lin again!

The boss's daughter is a sophomore in high school this year and has excellent academic performance. She has been a good girl in the eyes of her family since she was a child. The children in key high schools are under a lot of pressure, and she was infected with mobile phone poison in her first year of high school.

The only entertainment now is to secretly swipe the face of Internet celebrities under the covers. How could Lin Jingniao, who has become popular on Weibo recently, be let go.

Lin Jingniao raised his hands to cover his face and his arms were sore. The boss recognized it and there was nothing to hide, so he put it down.

The good girl at the boss's house is not serious about her work, she glances at this and that, and finally she doesn't hold back, and asks carefully:

"Well, are you... Big Bird?"

Lin Jingniao put all his energy on his stomach, his mind was in a mess, and the sound of "big bird" split a starlight avenue in his mind.

"You know me!?" Lin Jingniao suddenly stood up and said in surprise, took a breath and then sat down on the stool, like an elderly woman in labor.

As a result of the matter, Lin Jingniao persuaded the boss not to confiscate his daughter's mobile phone, and the good girl promised not to reveal the whereabouts of the two of them, and Xiao Yu, his cute young man, all the scum left.

******

That night, Xiao Yu posted a photo of Lin Jingniao when he saw Weibo, with the text: "I heard that someone asked Big Bird's expression after he found out that he had a wrong word on Weibo@地狗鼠的大鸟"

Everyone knows the relationship between the two friends, and this Weibo has not become popular.

On the other side, a blogger named "Big Bird's Marmot" claimed that he met Big Bird and Little Fish today. They were tall and handsome, and they were too stupid to walk.

There was a crazy hahahahahaha under the comments, it was confirmed that the two of them could do it.

Many people also asked what to eat and where to eat, but the blogger did not respond.

Probably from then on, this big bird's full-time marmot became a loyal cp fan of big bird and small fish. He often collected the records of the two people's exchanges everywhere, and the few fanarts he wrote were also widely circulated. Pushing, she never gave up, she was as determined as Da Bird's scumbag.

......

The next morning, Lin Jingniao woke up early. He took out his phone and checked that Xiang Shuai was online.

"Morning," Lin Jingniao sent.

"Good morning, brother." Xiang Shuai came back.

Every time Xiang Shuai called his brother, Lin Jingniao felt that his heart was very sweet, and he would be in a good mood, and now he didn't want to continue to sleep, so he chatted happily.

"Wake up so early?" It's more than seven o'clock now, to Lin Jingniao, it's like four o'clock in the morning for ordinary people.

"I didn't get up, I was still lying on the bed," Xiang Shuai replied.

Lin Jingniao took a look, Xiang Shuai was online on his mobile phone.

"Are you holding your brother's cell phone, where is your brother?"

"Well, my brother went to the street to buy breakfast"

Lin Jingniao patted his stomach, not hungry at all, but still envied Xiang Shuai, he also wanted to stretch out his hands to eat and open his mouth...

But he didn't forget the important thing: "Baby, do you have Weibo in your brother's phone?"

"No," Xiang Shuai replied in seconds.

"You haven't watched it yet, don't fool me." Lin Jingniao was a little nervous, and felt that it was impossible for Xiang Xue not to exist.

"I downloaded everything on my brother's phone, I know it all"

Lin Jingniao heaved a sigh of relief but was disappointed at the same time, and replied with his hands: "Then you are really great."

He sent it in an unhappy tone, but it couldn't be seen in the text, Xiang Shuai replied proudly: "It's amazing."

Lin Jingniao: "..." It was so powerful that the fire was completely blocked by him.

Lin Jingniao pondered for a while, and quickly typed a line: "Baby, please post a Weibo for your brother."

"What's Weibo for? Is it fun?" Xiang Shuai asked.

"It's not fun." Lin Jingniao replied decisively, he couldn't let the two brothers see his embarrassing things so quickly, and waited for two days to delete Weibo before talking about it.

But Weibo is still indispensable, so it’s better to install it first: “Because there are a lot of things to learn in it, and there are a lot of knowledge points that your brother needs. After you download it, put it on your phone. Your brother will read it when he finds out. "

Lin Jingniao is a little guilty, he is not lying to children, after all, there are indeed such bloggers.

"Okay" Xiang Shuai came back quickly, and took a screenshot to show Lin Jingniao after downloading.

Couldn't help laughing, Lin Jingniao touched his face, feeling a little guilty, afraid that Sima Zhaozhi's heart would be found out, and told him: "Don't mention it to your brother, just treat it as a surprise."

When Xiang Xue came back, Xiang Shuai was sitting under the quilt in a big lump.

He lifted Xiao Bo, stretched out his hand and said, "Get up and eat"

Xiang Shuai gave him the phone, put on his clothes honestly, the phone rang, Xiang Shuai wanted to see it, but Xiang Xue didn't seem to feel his urgency.

Xiang Shuai remembered what brother Lin said about studying, he put on his pants and looked at his brother.

"Brother, I downloaded a software for you. My friend said that there are knowledge points in it, which can be used for learning."

Xiang Xue tidied up the bed and asked casually, "Well, what software?"

"Weibo, I'll show you." Xiang Shuai took the phone, and Lin Jingniao's "Don't say it" was on the desktop, and he was immediately stunned.

Xiang Xue's hand also paused, and he reacted almost immediately, thinking: Is this anchor a little narcissistic, and they have to watch it too?

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