My daily routine with the Empress
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Daughter, but before that, I have to give you a cuckold first..."
"what!"
Before Xu's mother finished speaking, Xu's father yelled. Even though he was far away from the phone, Xu Yuan was deafened by the shock (hands-free was not turned on), and it seemed that even the table shook.
however……
"Why are you arguing, I haven't finished talking yet! Haven't you lost your temper for a day?"
When Mama Xu yelled, Papa Xu's voice suddenly quieted down, crying and crying: "You are about to leave with someone else, don't let us scream (ノへ ̄,)"
Xu Yuan: This word, called call call call call 0.0
Gu Cheng: ...
Mother Xu: "Ah, ah, I don't intend to go with anyone, but according to our family's plan, Baobao, Gu Cheng needs me to pretend to have had a relationship with someone else, and then let her enter my family's account as an illegitimate daughter."
Dad Xu continued to sob: "Is that so, will acquaintances know about it and make irresponsible remarks?"
Xu's mother despised: "What age is this? Isn't it normal for a man to have a little green on his head? Besides, I haven't done anything with anyone yet. At most, I can explain it to others, won't it be enough?"
Dad Xu: "Then...well...but my wife, you must never..."
"Beep...beep..."
"Okay, it's done." Xu's mother cut off the phone before Dad Xu finished speaking.
"By the way, I have a party later in the evening, so I won't be at home today. Also, remember to send a text message to ask your dad to come back tomorrow."
Xu Yuan's parents are engaged in fashion design, and they are somewhat famous. They basically travel around the world throughout the year. If it is not necessary, they usually come back once during the Chinese New Year. Xu Yuan was no longer surprised by the situation of leaving.
"Okay." After receiving the response, Mama Xu went there in a leisurely manner, without bringing anything except a passport.
But after Xu Ma left, Gu Cheng broke out again.
Although he knew that Xu Yuan was trying to help her get into the household, but just now Xu Yuan dared to arrange her in such a way and make her so unbearable, did she really think that she didn't hold grudges?It's just that Xu's mother was a little uncomfortable when she was there just now, but now...
"boom!"
Xu Yuan, who had just closed the door, turned around and was imprisoned by Gu Cheng's hands.
Gu Cheng's eyes narrowed dangerously, his head tilted down, his body was filled with the aura of the king's attack, and he watched Xu Yuan quietly shrinking his neck when she was frightened.
After half an hour...
"Hmph! Xu Yuan, you are so courageous. How dare you organize the widows like this. Do you really think the widows have a good temper?"
This...is this being wall-thumped?
At a certain moment, Xu Yuan admitted that he was frightened by Gu Cheng. After all, he was once the Ninth Five-Year Lord, holding the power of life and death. That kind of aura was really scary.But after thinking about it, Xiaomi, your body setting is the weak chicken attribute I set. Without power, who are you scaring?
So, in an instant, Xu Yuan came back to life full of blood, and forcefully held Gu Cheng's hands and wrists, even though she struggled, she couldn't help it, with malicious intentions in her eyes:
"So, Your Majesty, how do you want to punish us?"
Xu Yuan licked his lips, looking at Gu Cheng's angry look, he felt his attacking spirit was burning.
[Character card: Mama Xu]
A good mother who loves her daughter, and a model teacher for her husband.
[Character Card: Dad Xu]
The strongest wife in history
The author has something to say: Dad Xu is cute = ̄ω ̄=
☆, I was scared to death, but fortunately I ran fast
In the end, Xu Yuan still did not choose to do something excessive to Gu Cheng. After all, she wanted to save some face for the emperor. Of course, as punishment for Gu Cheng's anger, before letting go of Gu Cheng, she still slapped her fiercely. Chewed his cheek.
But after Gu Cheng pretended to be x and got caught by that, he suddenly felt his majesty dropped, and at the same time, he finally realized the reality that the situation is stronger than others.Although there was a fire in his heart, but the value of force was not as high as Xu Yuan's, so he could only sulk aggrievedly.
But when Gu Cheng was sullen, Xu Yuan's novel book review was very lively.
In order to attract popularity, this guy Xu Yuan did not hesitate to write all the events that happened today into a novel, and the selling point was nothing more than Xu Papa and Gu Cheng. The image of Guan Yan has been sublimated to a whole new level, and the image of Emperor Gu Cheng is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people.
【Book review area】
Reader 1: Father Xu is so cute, please give me a dozen of such a father! !
Reader 2: Mother Xu is so happy, I really want such a husband o(* ̄▽ ̄*)o
Reader 3: Diwang Shou Saigao, Long live Diwang Shou, I like Gu Cheng the most!
Reader 4: I really want to be teased by Xu Yuan, QAQ
Reader 5: I have seen a new realm of henpeck. . .
……
If Gu Cheng knew that his loss of dignity was still being watched by countless people, he might just run away.It's just that Xu Yuan is obviously not afraid of being known by Gu Cheng, and she still reads the comments next to Gu Cheng.
Hey, you know, you have to be literate first.
To be honest, Gu Cheng is so delicate, soft and easy to push, Xu Yuan felt that he might not be able to resist pushing her one night. Until now, she still has endless aftertaste for the bite she took during the day.
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In the blink of an eye, the next day came, and Xu's father, Xu's mother, and Xu Yuan and Gu Cheng all gathered at the police station. Of course, in fact, there is nothing about Xu's father and Xu Yuan now, because they will not be needed later.
Today's protagonists are: Mother Xu, the actor and midwife that Xu Yuan paid for.
The so-called actor is actually an old man that Xu Yuan randomly finds on the street. He has many advantages, such as: low-key appearance (ugly), good at getting along with people (deliberate), and top-notch acting skills (good at pretending).
I think back when Xu Yuan went to the street looking for an actor, he was accidentally found out by this guy, but he couldn't get rid of it all day, and it was hard to find the police. Impressed by his acting skills, he decided to spend a lot of money (100 yuan) to hire him.
Don't think that 100 yuan is too little. In fact, Xu Yuan often earns a quick 100 yuan a day, and sometimes only [-] yuan. The reason why she can live until now is entirely because she has her parents behind her.But now, when she thought that this old guy would get [-] yuan just by talking, she felt that she had given too much.
As for the midwife, Xu Yuan randomly found an older woman from a nearby village. Considering that it would not be easy to accompany her for a trip at such an age, she conveniently offered her the same price as the actor.
"Hello, are you Xu Yuan's mother? I didn't expect you to be so beautiful. If I knew it was a beauty like you, I would be ashamed to accept money from that girl Xu Yuan!" She got close to Mama Xu, and even grabbed Mama Xu's hand cheekily.
Although Xu's mother knew that the words were adulterated, and the actor was also very shabby, she saw that others were cleaner, so she thought it was more useful, so she politely said: "Where are you? What a beauty, but I will trouble you today."
When it came to business, the actor swore, "Let me tell you, I can't guarantee anything else, but my acting skills are just now..."
"what are you doing!"
Before he finished speaking, Dad Xu quickly stepped forward and pulled the actor's salty pig's hand away. "I tell you, I have endured you for a long time, he is my wife, what are you trying to get close to?"
His face has been dark since just now, and no one will be happy to see an ugly, wretched, obscene, thick-skinned shameless old man seducing his wife, and the worst thing is, You don't mind talking, but you still want to hold hands?You know, even if he wants to hold hands and kiss him, he still needs his wife's consent!This old guy came up like this, how could he be embarrassed?
At this moment, he deeply realized the meaning of cheating. This girl is really his own!The cuckolds arranged for him are all so different ==.
Although Xu's father is very strong, but at this time the actor is not to be outdone, and responded strongly:
"Are you Xu Yuan's father? Let me tell you, fate is destined. Although he is your wife today, he might be my wife tomorrow. You are still too young, and impulsiveness can't solve the problem."
Dad Xu's lungs exploded with anger, what do you mean he is too young?Still want to miss his wife?This is simply unbearable!
His nostrils were panting, his chest heaving violently.
"Hold the grass, see if I don't beat you to death today!"
But just when Father Xu was about to have an attack, Mother Xu and Xu Yuan hurried forward to comfort him.
Xu's mother: "Okay, okay, be good, don't be angry, after the certificate is issued, you are a stranger, why are you so serious?"
Xu Yuan: "That's right, just be patient for a while, soon."
Being appeased by his wife and daughter, Xu's father finally calmed down a bit, and "hummed" on the steps to express his disdain.
"Did you hear that, after the release, it proves that you are a stranger!"
But the actor still refused to stop. After Dad Xu finished humming, he said lightly: "Young."
In order to prevent Xu's father from fighting with the actor, Xu Yuan hurriedly pulled Gu Cheng and Xu's mother away, and at the same time urged the actor and the midwife to follow, and then said:
"Dad, you wait here first, we will come out soon."
Originally, Xu Yuan thought that going to household registration this time would be an easy task, but he didn't expect that the delay would take a long time.
First up, the policewoman behind the service window just frantically asked: name, age, gender. . .
I'm sorry, I don't know your name and age, can't you tell your gender?Well, I didn't actually ask her.However, this is far from over.
After asking some nonsense things, the policewoman said with a gossip face: "Ma'am, why did you have an affair? And the taste is so unique, in fact, if it were me, I would still be a little bit hard to do with such a strong taste."
"Old man, can you tell me how you tricked Ms. Xu into bed? I didn't expect that although you look ugly, you have two hands!"
"Hey midwife, what do you think?"
"Hey, it's your husband outside, he's not bad looking, and he's considered a good-looking talent, but I don't know how he feels now."
"Being defeated by an old man, and now I have to help her raise her daughter, I don't think it feels good."
"Hey, I'm really curious, old man, how did you give birth to such a beautiful daughter? Is it because Ms. Xu's genes are too good? Or is there smoke from your ancestral grave?"
……
After a series of inquiries, Dad Xu's face has long been blackened into the bottom of the pot. How can this be gossip?It's just a mockery of him!
It is also rare for the actor to keep a low profile at this time, and he suddenly discovered that there is a saying that is true: there are people outside of people.He had just verbally taken advantage of Xu's father, but in an instant he was internally injured by the old woman who managed the household registration.
Xu Ma and Gu Cheng were also embarrassed by the question, but it was not easy to get angry, after all, they wanted something from others.As for Xu Yuan, she had long hid aside and laughed heartlessly like crazy.
When it was finally time to leave, she suddenly became interested and ran to the service window: "Auntie, actually, I think you and the old man are quite a match."
After finishing speaking, she hurriedly dragged Gu Cheng away, and Xu's parents and Xu's mother could not stand it long ago and left first. As for the old man and the midwife, anyway, after paying the money, it's up to him.
But just as Xu Yuan and Gu Cheng ran out of the door, a strong voice came from behind: "Stinky girl, you dare to tease me, it's really not big or small..."
The sound faded behind.
"...However, I've been divorced for so many years, and it's not impossible to get along with that old bastard, why don't you try?"
As soon as the words fell, the old actor was so frightened that he immediately showed a speed that surpassed Liu Xiang, rushed out of the door, and left behind a voice that sounded a bit "distant": "This Obasan actually got my idea Here it is, it scared me to death, but luckily I ran fast..."
Everyone thought this was the end, but they didn't expect that the policewoman slapped the table at this time, and then stood up abruptly: "Made! How dare you scold me, today I won't let you kneel down and sing Conquer, I will kneel and rub for you Clothes board!"
After finishing speaking, the female policeman immediately chased after her. That speed was a bit faster than that old man!
Everyone in the queue was full of resentment at the policewoman's gossip and wasting time, but after they arrived, they all regarded it as a comedy, but now, they only regret not using their mobile phones to record it.It's true that there are surprises everywhere in life, this is so funny, just today's matter, they can take it back and use it as talk for a year.
In the evening, Xu Yuan wrote novels as usual, and then published them quickly, and the readers read them with gusto.
Although what Xu Yuan wrote today is not the story between her and Gu Cheng that readers expected, and the beginning is rather boring, but after reading the whole chapter, the readers feel relaxed and happy as a whole.
Well, Xu Yuan admits that she is a chapter of water, but you can't show affection all day long when writing a novel, otherwise it will be bad if you get tired of it.
After this matter was dealt with, Xu's father and Xu's mother did not stay at home, they only stayed for a day before leaving again.But after Xu's father and Xu's mother left, Gu Cheng made a request: she must be literate.
Gu Cheng needs to know how to read. To be honest, Xu Yuan is not willing to teach him. How good it is to be raised by her all the time, so that Gu Cheng will always be hers alone. After the relationship between the two is in place, they can still live all day Shameless days.
But if Gu Cheng can read and write, then it is very likely that it is the beginning of Gu Cheng's separation from her financially. Then what will she do to keep Gu Cheng?To be reasonable, as long as you can read and write, you can see advertisements for recruiting waiters on the street.
But Xu Yuan thought about it again, the little money she earns now is not enough to support herself, and she can only survive with the support of her parents, so she is indeed not qualified to support Gu Cheng.Moreover, now that Gu Cheng is also the daughter of his parents, even if she is not willing to teach, his parents are still willing to ask someone to teach him. In this way, it is better for her to teach herself, at least she can take the opportunity to cultivate feelings and so on.
The author has something to say: Shuishuishuishui~(>▽<)
☆、Ergou loves you
"Ah~"
"Ah~"
"Oh~"
"Oh~"
"Um~"
"Um~"
"The pronunciation is wrong, come on, read it to me again, ah~"
"Ah~"
Seeing Gu Cheng obediently opened his mouth and made an "ah" sound, Xu Yuan only thought she was unspeakably cute!So cute, and so easy to fool (*^▽^*)
So with a certain subtle psychology, Xu Yuan taught Gu Cheng the pronunciation of a. Seeing Gu Cheng act like a good baby, opening and closing his mouth after listening to her, she felt a strange sense of satisfaction.But Gu Cheng is not a fool, just three letters, is it that difficult to learn?
Finally, Gu Cheng jumped up against the case, "Xu Yuan, if you dare to tease me like this again, I will leave!"
After her exploration during this period, Xu Yuan was most afraid that she would leave and deduct her living expenses.
Xu Yuan was startled, "Don't, it's just a joke, don't go, okay?"
She had to be nervous. Ever since Gu Cheng entered Xu's household, Xu's mother loved her new daughter very much. She was afraid of being wronged and gave Gu Cheng more living expenses than Xu Yuan.Of course, the cost of living is not the point, the point is that with the cost of living, Gu Cheng can now go out and rent a house to live alone.
So, now that Gu Cheng is pissed off, Xu Yuan has to admit his mistake quickly. If she is really molested and leaves, she has no place to cry.
"Hmph, it's okay if you don't leave. If you hand over your other half's living expenses for this month, I will forgive you."
Xu Yuan grimaced, "Don't, you took half of it last time, if I give you the other half, I can't even drink water."
Gu Cheng squinted, "Don't pretend to be pitiful, don't you have a water dispenser at home? Besides the living expenses that your parents give you, you also get a lot of money for writing novels, right?"
Hearing this, Xu Yuan had tears in his eyes, "Last month it was only 500 plus full attendance, which is enough for me to pay utility bills and buy some groceries. Good Gu Cheng, just let me go..."
However, being cute is useless, Gu Cheng remained indifferent, "It's enough to pay utility bills and buy vegetables, and besides these, what else do you want to do? If it is really necessary, you can tell me, and I will consider helping you. "
Xu Yuan sniffled, "Well, I forgot to wash my underwear after wearing them these few days, and I have no money to buy new ones, can you lend me a pair of underwear to wear?"
Gu Cheng blushed and made a gesture to hit him, "Hentai! Go to hell!!"
Seeing this, Xu Yuan immediately picked up a pillow from the sofa to protect his face, and said in a desperate way: "It was you who said it was necessary to tell you."
Gu Cheng rode on Xu Yuan, "Stop talking nonsense..."
After some entanglement, Gu Cheng was so tired that he was out of breath, while Xu Yuan was also a little short of breath, but he looked satisfied.
From Xu Yuan's point of view, Gu Cheng is not beating someone here, he is clearly doing a free full body massage, the whole process is basically two bodies rubbing against each other, it is really soft and comfortable.
When Gu Cheng saw Xu Yuan's appearance, he immediately became angry, so he stretched out his hand and said:
"Give me your bank card as well, and you will have to get my permission to spend money in the future, otherwise...or I will ignore you in the future."
eh eh?
Xu Yuan was a little baffled, didn't he just agree on half a month's living expenses?Even the bank card will be confiscated in a blink of an eye ╰(*°▽°*)╯
Xu Yuan didn't want to give it to her, but she couldn't. What if Gu Cheng really ignored her in the future?
Therefore, today became the darkest day in Xu Yuan's life. However, after she wrote today's events into a novel with deep sorrow, the readers' attitude was as follows:
Kill single dogs.
Such a happy daily life.
Xu Yuan is father Xu's own innocence, and it is determined to end.
Another strict wife was born.
As long as An An is at ease as a shaking m, Gu Cheng is so soft, she won't hurt you.
……
After reading the comments, Xu Yuan asked herself a question, asking for the shadow area in her heart at this moment.
Obviously when writing this chapter, she focused on highlighting her poor image, but why are the comments gloating and no one sympathizes with her at all?And the sentence in the comment that identified her as Father Xu's biological was really too much!
Is this really good?I feel that the future life will be gloomy, okay? Is she just like a puppy?
Alas?It seems that she accidentally mocked her father once, but forget it, that is not the point, but what is the point, it seems that she also forgot 0.0
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After this incident, Gu Cheng was finally able to learn characters with peace of mind, and with her super high IQ and memory, she learned many common characters in just one month, and at this time she also started to think about making money to support herself In the end, I put the goal on painting.
Of course, she is not aimless. She was able to draw well before she crossed over. Now, if she wants to learn to draw, she only needs to combine some modern elements. After she has perfected her skills, You just need to increase your popularity.However, Xu Yuan was very dissatisfied when she was learning painting.
In the beginning, Xu Yuan didn't react too aggressively to Gu Cheng's learning of painting. At that time, her attitude was: Anyway, you are going to be independent, what is learning?
Then, Xu Yuan felt that she had been left out. Every day, Gu Cheng could basically talk to her while eating.
Then, Xu Yuan couldn't bear the loneliness anymore, so he insisted on sneaking into Gu Cheng's room (after registering, Gu Cheng had his own independent room), wanting to see what Gu Cheng was busy with.
It doesn't matter if you don't look at it, Xu Yuan immediately felt that he was excluded from Gu Cheng's life.
The thing is like this. When Gu Cheng was studying painting, he met a painter named Wu Xing. Both of them had their own unique views on painting, and gradually it turned into a mutual hatred. Gu Cheng learned modern art from Wu Xing. As for painting skills, Wu Xing absorbed the theory of painting from Gu Cheng, and when it came to painting, there seemed to be endless topics between the two of them.
How does it feel to see your intended wife chatting and laughing happily with others every time you enter the door?Well, Xu Yuan admits that his wife's matter may be her wishful thinking, but this is really unbearable!
However, there is nothing she can do if she can't bear it, can she still stop Gu Cheng from making friends?
In desperation, Xu Yuan tried every means to increase the sense of presence, such as being coquettish and cute, showing off the lower limit of unscrupulous behavior, and even messing around, but unfortunately it was of no use.So she used the novel she was writing to appeal to many readers for help.
Of course, her plea for help was relatively cryptic. She gave a monologue in the tone of Xu Yuan in the novel, and finally asked for help: What should I do?
After reading this chapter, the vast majority of readers said: hold the grass, show me this when you take off your pants?
Another part of readers said: I don't like watching tragedies.
There are also some readers: I have seen through everything, and the next step is to sell the meat.
The last word of true love tells the key point: Xu Yuan and Gu Cheng have no common topic.
Xu Yuan replied to true love: Well, Ergou loves you.
hehe!Isn't it a common topic? So easy!Just wait for her to think about it for a week. 0.0
A week later, after careful consideration, Xu Yuan finally made a perfect plan for himself.Well, in fact, there are only two choices in total: Gu Cheng finds some topics for writing novels, and then finds some topics for her to paint on Gu Cheng.As for how to choose, the answer is obvious.
Can she still count on Gu Cheng to approach her?So her plan is to take the initiative to lean in Gu Cheng's direction.However, it is obviously unrealistic for her to learn painting, so her idea is to connect painting with her current job - writing novels, so that the two of them can have a common topic, and she can also talk to Gu Chengduo A few words.
Walk into Gu Cheng's room.
"Cheng, let me discuss something with you."
"Let's talk about something." Gu Cheng concentrated on painting without turning his head.
"Well, recently my readers have reported to me that they want to take a look at the character pictures in my book, so I would like to ask you to help me. Anyway, you draw everything, which will not only help me but also let you Isn’t it the best of both worlds in practice?”
Gu Cheng subconsciously wanted to refuse, but Xu Yuan reacted quickly, and before she opened her mouth, she stepped forward and rolled into her arms to show off her cuteness.
"Okay, okay, and if you help me paint, I can also advertise for you..."
Gu Cheng: ...
Gu Cheng has nothing to do with his sister in name. Anyone who lives with such an unscrupulous, playful, and cute person will have a headache.But considering that drawing a few paintings for Xu Yuan would not delay her, he let go.
"Okay, get up." Gu Cheng patted Xu Yuan's ass, and said helplessly.
"Hey, you agreed?"
"Ah."
"Well, I love you so much." After getting a bargain, Xu Yuan took the opportunity to kiss Gu Cheng again.
"Die!" Gu Cheng became angry from embarrassment.
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After Gu Cheng agreed to help Xu Yuan paint, the relationship between the two really became much closer, and under Xu Yuan's instigation, Gu Cheng spent the most on the albums of the two heroines in her novels. Based on a photo of the two of them.When Gu Cheng asked why, Xu Yuan said vaguely: The inspiration for this book came from the two of them.
And after getting the answer, Gu Cheng didn't ask any more questions. After all, most of the creations come from the fact that life is higher than life, right?
It's just that she never expected that the novels in this world are far less noble than the literature in her world, and I'm afraid she can't bear the shame of Xu Yuan's writing content.Of course, in a short period of time, if Xu Yuan deliberately concealed it, she would definitely not be able to detect it.
Another thing worth mentioning is that after Xu Yuan uploaded the picture drawn by Gu Cheng, the comment area of her novel was full of "howling wolves".Seeing these comments, Xu Yuan was also a little complacent: Huh, we are indeed a great beauty.
What made her a little discouraged was that she was so beautiful, yet Gu Cheng didn't think much of her at all, it was simply too much! !
The author has something to say: Finally, Gu Cheng's strong image has been restored, and the previous question about black households should not be taken seriously. It is actually very troublesome for black households to register.
☆、Then, wait for a confession
Today Xu Yuan is a bit condescending, because suddenly Gu Cheng is very interested in the novel she wrote, and wants to see what she wrote.Considering that what she wrote was too dangerous, Xu Yuan naturally refused without hesitation, but when she was not careful, the title of her book was still seen by Gu Cheng. . .
How to break it, she felt that she was already a corpse, the rhythm of being hit by a hatchet every minute!
But when Xu Yuan was trembling with fear, Gu Cheng quietly found the book she wrote, and was amused by her pseudonym:
Ergou, this name is okay, it’s too down-to-earth 2333...
Xu Yuan wouldn't tell Gu Cheng that when she first named her, she just thought of the saying in the countryside that it's easy to make a living with a cheap name, and then her brain circuit was a little abnormal: Then, will my pseudonym have the same effect, anyway, not all Is it for your own use?
It's just that the result is obvious. Up to now, she doesn't feel that she is easy to support, and she is still in a state of gnawing on the old ==.
And after being a little happy at the beginning, Gu Cheng had a bad feeling about it, because from the comments below, the book seemed to be written very obscenely?Suddenly, she felt a little unhappy, because one of the heroines in this book was based on her. If this is an article dedicated to selling meat, then one can imagine her image in the article!
Therefore, Gu Cheng finally clicked on the book with a not-so-beautiful mood and a fluke mentality.
[Gu Cheng's mental activities while reading]
What?This guy actually recorded our lives directly!And it's using a real name! !
Hun Dan, she had the nerve to write down the thing about biting my chest when I first crossed, and it was fine to write it down, and she dared to send it to so many people!
Damn it!It turns out that this guy is so dirty in his heart, he dares to play cute with me every day with the cheek!
Ahhhhh!What is written here! !Write about my mental activities without my consent!
Oh my god, how did she manage to make our daily life so erotic!Fortunately, she didn't write so explicitly.
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This kind of text is simply eye-catching!Gu Cheng didn't want to read it at first, but then he couldn't bear his curiosity and wanted to see how Xu Yuan wrote about her. He repeated this several times, and it took her a whole day to read it. over.
After reading it, Gu Cheng browsed through the pictures she drew in the novel these days, and most of those pictures are intimate photos of her and Xu Yuan. There are also many messages from readers shouting to get together quickly .Suddenly, Gu Cheng came up with a strange idea, it seemed that it felt good to be liked by Xu Yuan, a hentai, but she ruled out this idea in a flash:
This Hentai, it's too late for me to bother her, how can I hope she likes me?
After reading the latest chapter, it's time to settle accounts.Xu Yuan wrote Gu Cheng like this, how could Gu Cheng be willing to let her go so easily?So, Gu Cheng was thinking about how to deal with Xu Yuan, while walking towards Xu Yuan's room.
In fact, what Gu Cheng didn't know was that it was inevitable for her to have a good impression of Xu Yuan.
As Xu Yuan is a lily lover and author of lily novels, it is inevitable that her heroine has a tendency to lace, and Gu Cheng's image is created according to the most perfect goddess in her mind, so out of the idea of intimacy, in the novel design It is determined that the person the heroine likes in the future will inevitably have her own attributes, and they will even be created based on her.
Of course, as a tj novel, Xu Yuan did not write about the appearance of another heroine, but this does not prevent her setting from having an impact on Gu Cheng.However, Xu Yuan himself is not too clear about this.
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Xu Yuan has been in a trance for the past few days, all she can think about is whether Gu Cheng has read her novel, she always feels that there is something wrong with the way Gu Cheng looks at her, but she dare not ask her.
So after taking a shower, she picked up her toothbrush and tried to find an answer according to a certain legendary method.
"Single...double..."
"Single...double..."
……
According to the legend, a very effective method is to pull out the bristles of the teeth. In the end, if it is single, it means that Gu Cheng has read it, and if it is double in the end, it means that Gu Cheng has not read it. But in the end, Xu Yuan has long forgotten whether it is single or double.
What if I forgot?Just another toothbrush, she remembered that she still had a new one, but when she opened the door, she found that Gu Cheng had just walked outside.
Xu Yuan's heart "thumped", feeling a little flustered, could this be a settlement?And Gu Cheng did not live up to her "expectations", and stepped forward to block her door.
"Xu Yuan, I read the novel you wrote!"
"Are you finished?"
Xu Yuan felt that his expression was a little stiff, how should he answer this?But she suddenly looked forward to it, looking forward to Gu Cheng's specific reaction after reading the novel.
Gu Cheng, do you feel disgusted by the closeness of the two in the novel?
"Hmph, it's fine that you wrote me into the novel without my consent, but it's so... so erotic!" Gu Cheng didn't know how to describe it, so she said that Xu Yuan's novel was erotic. I didn't write it directly, but it was obscene and obscene and not enough to describe it. In the end, I still felt that the word pornography was the most appropriate.
"Tell me, how do you compensate me?"
Seeing that Gu Cheng seemed a little angry, Xu Yuan murmured, "Why don't you...you see how to deal with it?"
She really couldn't think of a way to calm down Gu Cheng. Now if she didn't have the manuscript fee she earned, her basic necessities would be in Gu Cheng's hands. If she didn't want to break up, she would have already left it to Gu Cheng. .
To be reasonable, it's all because of Gu Cheng's quick literacy. Shouldn't this kind of thing be discovered after a few years, when she returns home with a beautiful woman in her arms?By then, this kind of thing will be nothing, right?
"Let me handle it..."
Gu Cheng was choked by Xu Yuan. She really didn't think about how to deal with Xu Yuan. After all, there was a wall between the two of them. Basically, after she opened the door, Xu Yuan opened the door. Enough time for her to think so much?
"Well...then I'll punish you to write out all the embarrassing things you did in the past, and post them in the chapters of the novel until I calm down!"
"Ah good!"
After getting the response, Gu Cheng didn't stay any longer, because even if she wanted to stay, she didn't know what to say.After she left, Xu Yuan was alone in the room, still thinking about Gu Cheng's thoughts:
What is Gu Cheng thinking now?Just now, her expression seemed to be a little unhappy, but she was not very disgusted...
-3-
Gu Cheng went to bed very late tonight. Originally, she planned to read Xu Yuan's embarrassing story to balance her mind, but she didn't expect that the chapter that Xu Yuan wrote tonight was not about her own embarrassing story, but a paragraph Inner monologue.
【Xu Yuan's inner monologue】
She found out that I wrote Gu Cheng into the novel today. In fact, I was afraid that she would be angry at first. For several days, I wondered whether she should read it or not. For a moment, I suddenly looked forward to her reaction.
Will she be disgusted or liked after watching the scenes of making out with her that I describe?It's just a pity that I couldn't see through her expression all the time, she seemed a little unhappy, but I didn't see any signs of extreme disgust.
In fact, I don't think I'm a pornographic person, because all my visions and fantasies about her stem from my liking for her. At least, I don't have that kind of unreasonable thoughts about other people on the street.show you, too
"what!"
Before Xu's mother finished speaking, Xu's father yelled. Even though he was far away from the phone, Xu Yuan was deafened by the shock (hands-free was not turned on), and it seemed that even the table shook.
however……
"Why are you arguing, I haven't finished talking yet! Haven't you lost your temper for a day?"
When Mama Xu yelled, Papa Xu's voice suddenly quieted down, crying and crying: "You are about to leave with someone else, don't let us scream (ノへ ̄,)"
Xu Yuan: This word, called call call call call 0.0
Gu Cheng: ...
Mother Xu: "Ah, ah, I don't intend to go with anyone, but according to our family's plan, Baobao, Gu Cheng needs me to pretend to have had a relationship with someone else, and then let her enter my family's account as an illegitimate daughter."
Dad Xu continued to sob: "Is that so, will acquaintances know about it and make irresponsible remarks?"
Xu's mother despised: "What age is this? Isn't it normal for a man to have a little green on his head? Besides, I haven't done anything with anyone yet. At most, I can explain it to others, won't it be enough?"
Dad Xu: "Then...well...but my wife, you must never..."
"Beep...beep..."
"Okay, it's done." Xu's mother cut off the phone before Dad Xu finished speaking.
"By the way, I have a party later in the evening, so I won't be at home today. Also, remember to send a text message to ask your dad to come back tomorrow."
Xu Yuan's parents are engaged in fashion design, and they are somewhat famous. They basically travel around the world throughout the year. If it is not necessary, they usually come back once during the Chinese New Year. Xu Yuan was no longer surprised by the situation of leaving.
"Okay." After receiving the response, Mama Xu went there in a leisurely manner, without bringing anything except a passport.
But after Xu Ma left, Gu Cheng broke out again.
Although he knew that Xu Yuan was trying to help her get into the household, but just now Xu Yuan dared to arrange her in such a way and make her so unbearable, did she really think that she didn't hold grudges?It's just that Xu's mother was a little uncomfortable when she was there just now, but now...
"boom!"
Xu Yuan, who had just closed the door, turned around and was imprisoned by Gu Cheng's hands.
Gu Cheng's eyes narrowed dangerously, his head tilted down, his body was filled with the aura of the king's attack, and he watched Xu Yuan quietly shrinking his neck when she was frightened.
After half an hour...
"Hmph! Xu Yuan, you are so courageous. How dare you organize the widows like this. Do you really think the widows have a good temper?"
This...is this being wall-thumped?
At a certain moment, Xu Yuan admitted that he was frightened by Gu Cheng. After all, he was once the Ninth Five-Year Lord, holding the power of life and death. That kind of aura was really scary.But after thinking about it, Xiaomi, your body setting is the weak chicken attribute I set. Without power, who are you scaring?
So, in an instant, Xu Yuan came back to life full of blood, and forcefully held Gu Cheng's hands and wrists, even though she struggled, she couldn't help it, with malicious intentions in her eyes:
"So, Your Majesty, how do you want to punish us?"
Xu Yuan licked his lips, looking at Gu Cheng's angry look, he felt his attacking spirit was burning.
[Character card: Mama Xu]
A good mother who loves her daughter, and a model teacher for her husband.
[Character Card: Dad Xu]
The strongest wife in history
The author has something to say: Dad Xu is cute = ̄ω ̄=
☆, I was scared to death, but fortunately I ran fast
In the end, Xu Yuan still did not choose to do something excessive to Gu Cheng. After all, she wanted to save some face for the emperor. Of course, as punishment for Gu Cheng's anger, before letting go of Gu Cheng, she still slapped her fiercely. Chewed his cheek.
But after Gu Cheng pretended to be x and got caught by that, he suddenly felt his majesty dropped, and at the same time, he finally realized the reality that the situation is stronger than others.Although there was a fire in his heart, but the value of force was not as high as Xu Yuan's, so he could only sulk aggrievedly.
But when Gu Cheng was sullen, Xu Yuan's novel book review was very lively.
In order to attract popularity, this guy Xu Yuan did not hesitate to write all the events that happened today into a novel, and the selling point was nothing more than Xu Papa and Gu Cheng. The image of Guan Yan has been sublimated to a whole new level, and the image of Emperor Gu Cheng is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people.
【Book review area】
Reader 1: Father Xu is so cute, please give me a dozen of such a father! !
Reader 2: Mother Xu is so happy, I really want such a husband o(* ̄▽ ̄*)o
Reader 3: Diwang Shou Saigao, Long live Diwang Shou, I like Gu Cheng the most!
Reader 4: I really want to be teased by Xu Yuan, QAQ
Reader 5: I have seen a new realm of henpeck. . .
……
If Gu Cheng knew that his loss of dignity was still being watched by countless people, he might just run away.It's just that Xu Yuan is obviously not afraid of being known by Gu Cheng, and she still reads the comments next to Gu Cheng.
Hey, you know, you have to be literate first.
To be honest, Gu Cheng is so delicate, soft and easy to push, Xu Yuan felt that he might not be able to resist pushing her one night. Until now, she still has endless aftertaste for the bite she took during the day.
-2-
In the blink of an eye, the next day came, and Xu's father, Xu's mother, and Xu Yuan and Gu Cheng all gathered at the police station. Of course, in fact, there is nothing about Xu's father and Xu Yuan now, because they will not be needed later.
Today's protagonists are: Mother Xu, the actor and midwife that Xu Yuan paid for.
The so-called actor is actually an old man that Xu Yuan randomly finds on the street. He has many advantages, such as: low-key appearance (ugly), good at getting along with people (deliberate), and top-notch acting skills (good at pretending).
I think back when Xu Yuan went to the street looking for an actor, he was accidentally found out by this guy, but he couldn't get rid of it all day, and it was hard to find the police. Impressed by his acting skills, he decided to spend a lot of money (100 yuan) to hire him.
Don't think that 100 yuan is too little. In fact, Xu Yuan often earns a quick 100 yuan a day, and sometimes only [-] yuan. The reason why she can live until now is entirely because she has her parents behind her.But now, when she thought that this old guy would get [-] yuan just by talking, she felt that she had given too much.
As for the midwife, Xu Yuan randomly found an older woman from a nearby village. Considering that it would not be easy to accompany her for a trip at such an age, she conveniently offered her the same price as the actor.
"Hello, are you Xu Yuan's mother? I didn't expect you to be so beautiful. If I knew it was a beauty like you, I would be ashamed to accept money from that girl Xu Yuan!" She got close to Mama Xu, and even grabbed Mama Xu's hand cheekily.
Although Xu's mother knew that the words were adulterated, and the actor was also very shabby, she saw that others were cleaner, so she thought it was more useful, so she politely said: "Where are you? What a beauty, but I will trouble you today."
When it came to business, the actor swore, "Let me tell you, I can't guarantee anything else, but my acting skills are just now..."
"what are you doing!"
Before he finished speaking, Dad Xu quickly stepped forward and pulled the actor's salty pig's hand away. "I tell you, I have endured you for a long time, he is my wife, what are you trying to get close to?"
His face has been dark since just now, and no one will be happy to see an ugly, wretched, obscene, thick-skinned shameless old man seducing his wife, and the worst thing is, You don't mind talking, but you still want to hold hands?You know, even if he wants to hold hands and kiss him, he still needs his wife's consent!This old guy came up like this, how could he be embarrassed?
At this moment, he deeply realized the meaning of cheating. This girl is really his own!The cuckolds arranged for him are all so different ==.
Although Xu's father is very strong, but at this time the actor is not to be outdone, and responded strongly:
"Are you Xu Yuan's father? Let me tell you, fate is destined. Although he is your wife today, he might be my wife tomorrow. You are still too young, and impulsiveness can't solve the problem."
Dad Xu's lungs exploded with anger, what do you mean he is too young?Still want to miss his wife?This is simply unbearable!
His nostrils were panting, his chest heaving violently.
"Hold the grass, see if I don't beat you to death today!"
But just when Father Xu was about to have an attack, Mother Xu and Xu Yuan hurried forward to comfort him.
Xu's mother: "Okay, okay, be good, don't be angry, after the certificate is issued, you are a stranger, why are you so serious?"
Xu Yuan: "That's right, just be patient for a while, soon."
Being appeased by his wife and daughter, Xu's father finally calmed down a bit, and "hummed" on the steps to express his disdain.
"Did you hear that, after the release, it proves that you are a stranger!"
But the actor still refused to stop. After Dad Xu finished humming, he said lightly: "Young."
In order to prevent Xu's father from fighting with the actor, Xu Yuan hurriedly pulled Gu Cheng and Xu's mother away, and at the same time urged the actor and the midwife to follow, and then said:
"Dad, you wait here first, we will come out soon."
Originally, Xu Yuan thought that going to household registration this time would be an easy task, but he didn't expect that the delay would take a long time.
First up, the policewoman behind the service window just frantically asked: name, age, gender. . .
I'm sorry, I don't know your name and age, can't you tell your gender?Well, I didn't actually ask her.However, this is far from over.
After asking some nonsense things, the policewoman said with a gossip face: "Ma'am, why did you have an affair? And the taste is so unique, in fact, if it were me, I would still be a little bit hard to do with such a strong taste."
"Old man, can you tell me how you tricked Ms. Xu into bed? I didn't expect that although you look ugly, you have two hands!"
"Hey midwife, what do you think?"
"Hey, it's your husband outside, he's not bad looking, and he's considered a good-looking talent, but I don't know how he feels now."
"Being defeated by an old man, and now I have to help her raise her daughter, I don't think it feels good."
"Hey, I'm really curious, old man, how did you give birth to such a beautiful daughter? Is it because Ms. Xu's genes are too good? Or is there smoke from your ancestral grave?"
……
After a series of inquiries, Dad Xu's face has long been blackened into the bottom of the pot. How can this be gossip?It's just a mockery of him!
It is also rare for the actor to keep a low profile at this time, and he suddenly discovered that there is a saying that is true: there are people outside of people.He had just verbally taken advantage of Xu's father, but in an instant he was internally injured by the old woman who managed the household registration.
Xu Ma and Gu Cheng were also embarrassed by the question, but it was not easy to get angry, after all, they wanted something from others.As for Xu Yuan, she had long hid aside and laughed heartlessly like crazy.
When it was finally time to leave, she suddenly became interested and ran to the service window: "Auntie, actually, I think you and the old man are quite a match."
After finishing speaking, she hurriedly dragged Gu Cheng away, and Xu's parents and Xu's mother could not stand it long ago and left first. As for the old man and the midwife, anyway, after paying the money, it's up to him.
But just as Xu Yuan and Gu Cheng ran out of the door, a strong voice came from behind: "Stinky girl, you dare to tease me, it's really not big or small..."
The sound faded behind.
"...However, I've been divorced for so many years, and it's not impossible to get along with that old bastard, why don't you try?"
As soon as the words fell, the old actor was so frightened that he immediately showed a speed that surpassed Liu Xiang, rushed out of the door, and left behind a voice that sounded a bit "distant": "This Obasan actually got my idea Here it is, it scared me to death, but luckily I ran fast..."
Everyone thought this was the end, but they didn't expect that the policewoman slapped the table at this time, and then stood up abruptly: "Made! How dare you scold me, today I won't let you kneel down and sing Conquer, I will kneel and rub for you Clothes board!"
After finishing speaking, the female policeman immediately chased after her. That speed was a bit faster than that old man!
Everyone in the queue was full of resentment at the policewoman's gossip and wasting time, but after they arrived, they all regarded it as a comedy, but now, they only regret not using their mobile phones to record it.It's true that there are surprises everywhere in life, this is so funny, just today's matter, they can take it back and use it as talk for a year.
In the evening, Xu Yuan wrote novels as usual, and then published them quickly, and the readers read them with gusto.
Although what Xu Yuan wrote today is not the story between her and Gu Cheng that readers expected, and the beginning is rather boring, but after reading the whole chapter, the readers feel relaxed and happy as a whole.
Well, Xu Yuan admits that she is a chapter of water, but you can't show affection all day long when writing a novel, otherwise it will be bad if you get tired of it.
After this matter was dealt with, Xu's father and Xu's mother did not stay at home, they only stayed for a day before leaving again.But after Xu's father and Xu's mother left, Gu Cheng made a request: she must be literate.
Gu Cheng needs to know how to read. To be honest, Xu Yuan is not willing to teach him. How good it is to be raised by her all the time, so that Gu Cheng will always be hers alone. After the relationship between the two is in place, they can still live all day Shameless days.
But if Gu Cheng can read and write, then it is very likely that it is the beginning of Gu Cheng's separation from her financially. Then what will she do to keep Gu Cheng?To be reasonable, as long as you can read and write, you can see advertisements for recruiting waiters on the street.
But Xu Yuan thought about it again, the little money she earns now is not enough to support herself, and she can only survive with the support of her parents, so she is indeed not qualified to support Gu Cheng.Moreover, now that Gu Cheng is also the daughter of his parents, even if she is not willing to teach, his parents are still willing to ask someone to teach him. In this way, it is better for her to teach herself, at least she can take the opportunity to cultivate feelings and so on.
The author has something to say: Shuishuishuishui~(>▽<)
☆、Ergou loves you
"Ah~"
"Ah~"
"Oh~"
"Oh~"
"Um~"
"Um~"
"The pronunciation is wrong, come on, read it to me again, ah~"
"Ah~"
Seeing Gu Cheng obediently opened his mouth and made an "ah" sound, Xu Yuan only thought she was unspeakably cute!So cute, and so easy to fool (*^▽^*)
So with a certain subtle psychology, Xu Yuan taught Gu Cheng the pronunciation of a. Seeing Gu Cheng act like a good baby, opening and closing his mouth after listening to her, she felt a strange sense of satisfaction.But Gu Cheng is not a fool, just three letters, is it that difficult to learn?
Finally, Gu Cheng jumped up against the case, "Xu Yuan, if you dare to tease me like this again, I will leave!"
After her exploration during this period, Xu Yuan was most afraid that she would leave and deduct her living expenses.
Xu Yuan was startled, "Don't, it's just a joke, don't go, okay?"
She had to be nervous. Ever since Gu Cheng entered Xu's household, Xu's mother loved her new daughter very much. She was afraid of being wronged and gave Gu Cheng more living expenses than Xu Yuan.Of course, the cost of living is not the point, the point is that with the cost of living, Gu Cheng can now go out and rent a house to live alone.
So, now that Gu Cheng is pissed off, Xu Yuan has to admit his mistake quickly. If she is really molested and leaves, she has no place to cry.
"Hmph, it's okay if you don't leave. If you hand over your other half's living expenses for this month, I will forgive you."
Xu Yuan grimaced, "Don't, you took half of it last time, if I give you the other half, I can't even drink water."
Gu Cheng squinted, "Don't pretend to be pitiful, don't you have a water dispenser at home? Besides the living expenses that your parents give you, you also get a lot of money for writing novels, right?"
Hearing this, Xu Yuan had tears in his eyes, "Last month it was only 500 plus full attendance, which is enough for me to pay utility bills and buy some groceries. Good Gu Cheng, just let me go..."
However, being cute is useless, Gu Cheng remained indifferent, "It's enough to pay utility bills and buy vegetables, and besides these, what else do you want to do? If it is really necessary, you can tell me, and I will consider helping you. "
Xu Yuan sniffled, "Well, I forgot to wash my underwear after wearing them these few days, and I have no money to buy new ones, can you lend me a pair of underwear to wear?"
Gu Cheng blushed and made a gesture to hit him, "Hentai! Go to hell!!"
Seeing this, Xu Yuan immediately picked up a pillow from the sofa to protect his face, and said in a desperate way: "It was you who said it was necessary to tell you."
Gu Cheng rode on Xu Yuan, "Stop talking nonsense..."
After some entanglement, Gu Cheng was so tired that he was out of breath, while Xu Yuan was also a little short of breath, but he looked satisfied.
From Xu Yuan's point of view, Gu Cheng is not beating someone here, he is clearly doing a free full body massage, the whole process is basically two bodies rubbing against each other, it is really soft and comfortable.
When Gu Cheng saw Xu Yuan's appearance, he immediately became angry, so he stretched out his hand and said:
"Give me your bank card as well, and you will have to get my permission to spend money in the future, otherwise...or I will ignore you in the future."
eh eh?
Xu Yuan was a little baffled, didn't he just agree on half a month's living expenses?Even the bank card will be confiscated in a blink of an eye ╰(*°▽°*)╯
Xu Yuan didn't want to give it to her, but she couldn't. What if Gu Cheng really ignored her in the future?
Therefore, today became the darkest day in Xu Yuan's life. However, after she wrote today's events into a novel with deep sorrow, the readers' attitude was as follows:
Kill single dogs.
Such a happy daily life.
Xu Yuan is father Xu's own innocence, and it is determined to end.
Another strict wife was born.
As long as An An is at ease as a shaking m, Gu Cheng is so soft, she won't hurt you.
……
After reading the comments, Xu Yuan asked herself a question, asking for the shadow area in her heart at this moment.
Obviously when writing this chapter, she focused on highlighting her poor image, but why are the comments gloating and no one sympathizes with her at all?And the sentence in the comment that identified her as Father Xu's biological was really too much!
Is this really good?I feel that the future life will be gloomy, okay? Is she just like a puppy?
Alas?It seems that she accidentally mocked her father once, but forget it, that is not the point, but what is the point, it seems that she also forgot 0.0
-2-
After this incident, Gu Cheng was finally able to learn characters with peace of mind, and with her super high IQ and memory, she learned many common characters in just one month, and at this time she also started to think about making money to support herself In the end, I put the goal on painting.
Of course, she is not aimless. She was able to draw well before she crossed over. Now, if she wants to learn to draw, she only needs to combine some modern elements. After she has perfected her skills, You just need to increase your popularity.However, Xu Yuan was very dissatisfied when she was learning painting.
In the beginning, Xu Yuan didn't react too aggressively to Gu Cheng's learning of painting. At that time, her attitude was: Anyway, you are going to be independent, what is learning?
Then, Xu Yuan felt that she had been left out. Every day, Gu Cheng could basically talk to her while eating.
Then, Xu Yuan couldn't bear the loneliness anymore, so he insisted on sneaking into Gu Cheng's room (after registering, Gu Cheng had his own independent room), wanting to see what Gu Cheng was busy with.
It doesn't matter if you don't look at it, Xu Yuan immediately felt that he was excluded from Gu Cheng's life.
The thing is like this. When Gu Cheng was studying painting, he met a painter named Wu Xing. Both of them had their own unique views on painting, and gradually it turned into a mutual hatred. Gu Cheng learned modern art from Wu Xing. As for painting skills, Wu Xing absorbed the theory of painting from Gu Cheng, and when it came to painting, there seemed to be endless topics between the two of them.
How does it feel to see your intended wife chatting and laughing happily with others every time you enter the door?Well, Xu Yuan admits that his wife's matter may be her wishful thinking, but this is really unbearable!
However, there is nothing she can do if she can't bear it, can she still stop Gu Cheng from making friends?
In desperation, Xu Yuan tried every means to increase the sense of presence, such as being coquettish and cute, showing off the lower limit of unscrupulous behavior, and even messing around, but unfortunately it was of no use.So she used the novel she was writing to appeal to many readers for help.
Of course, her plea for help was relatively cryptic. She gave a monologue in the tone of Xu Yuan in the novel, and finally asked for help: What should I do?
After reading this chapter, the vast majority of readers said: hold the grass, show me this when you take off your pants?
Another part of readers said: I don't like watching tragedies.
There are also some readers: I have seen through everything, and the next step is to sell the meat.
The last word of true love tells the key point: Xu Yuan and Gu Cheng have no common topic.
Xu Yuan replied to true love: Well, Ergou loves you.
hehe!Isn't it a common topic? So easy!Just wait for her to think about it for a week. 0.0
A week later, after careful consideration, Xu Yuan finally made a perfect plan for himself.Well, in fact, there are only two choices in total: Gu Cheng finds some topics for writing novels, and then finds some topics for her to paint on Gu Cheng.As for how to choose, the answer is obvious.
Can she still count on Gu Cheng to approach her?So her plan is to take the initiative to lean in Gu Cheng's direction.However, it is obviously unrealistic for her to learn painting, so her idea is to connect painting with her current job - writing novels, so that the two of them can have a common topic, and she can also talk to Gu Chengduo A few words.
Walk into Gu Cheng's room.
"Cheng, let me discuss something with you."
"Let's talk about something." Gu Cheng concentrated on painting without turning his head.
"Well, recently my readers have reported to me that they want to take a look at the character pictures in my book, so I would like to ask you to help me. Anyway, you draw everything, which will not only help me but also let you Isn’t it the best of both worlds in practice?”
Gu Cheng subconsciously wanted to refuse, but Xu Yuan reacted quickly, and before she opened her mouth, she stepped forward and rolled into her arms to show off her cuteness.
"Okay, okay, and if you help me paint, I can also advertise for you..."
Gu Cheng: ...
Gu Cheng has nothing to do with his sister in name. Anyone who lives with such an unscrupulous, playful, and cute person will have a headache.But considering that drawing a few paintings for Xu Yuan would not delay her, he let go.
"Okay, get up." Gu Cheng patted Xu Yuan's ass, and said helplessly.
"Hey, you agreed?"
"Ah."
"Well, I love you so much." After getting a bargain, Xu Yuan took the opportunity to kiss Gu Cheng again.
"Die!" Gu Cheng became angry from embarrassment.
-3-
After Gu Cheng agreed to help Xu Yuan paint, the relationship between the two really became much closer, and under Xu Yuan's instigation, Gu Cheng spent the most on the albums of the two heroines in her novels. Based on a photo of the two of them.When Gu Cheng asked why, Xu Yuan said vaguely: The inspiration for this book came from the two of them.
And after getting the answer, Gu Cheng didn't ask any more questions. After all, most of the creations come from the fact that life is higher than life, right?
It's just that she never expected that the novels in this world are far less noble than the literature in her world, and I'm afraid she can't bear the shame of Xu Yuan's writing content.Of course, in a short period of time, if Xu Yuan deliberately concealed it, she would definitely not be able to detect it.
Another thing worth mentioning is that after Xu Yuan uploaded the picture drawn by Gu Cheng, the comment area of her novel was full of "howling wolves".Seeing these comments, Xu Yuan was also a little complacent: Huh, we are indeed a great beauty.
What made her a little discouraged was that she was so beautiful, yet Gu Cheng didn't think much of her at all, it was simply too much! !
The author has something to say: Finally, Gu Cheng's strong image has been restored, and the previous question about black households should not be taken seriously. It is actually very troublesome for black households to register.
☆、Then, wait for a confession
Today Xu Yuan is a bit condescending, because suddenly Gu Cheng is very interested in the novel she wrote, and wants to see what she wrote.Considering that what she wrote was too dangerous, Xu Yuan naturally refused without hesitation, but when she was not careful, the title of her book was still seen by Gu Cheng. . .
How to break it, she felt that she was already a corpse, the rhythm of being hit by a hatchet every minute!
But when Xu Yuan was trembling with fear, Gu Cheng quietly found the book she wrote, and was amused by her pseudonym:
Ergou, this name is okay, it’s too down-to-earth 2333...
Xu Yuan wouldn't tell Gu Cheng that when she first named her, she just thought of the saying in the countryside that it's easy to make a living with a cheap name, and then her brain circuit was a little abnormal: Then, will my pseudonym have the same effect, anyway, not all Is it for your own use?
It's just that the result is obvious. Up to now, she doesn't feel that she is easy to support, and she is still in a state of gnawing on the old ==.
And after being a little happy at the beginning, Gu Cheng had a bad feeling about it, because from the comments below, the book seemed to be written very obscenely?Suddenly, she felt a little unhappy, because one of the heroines in this book was based on her. If this is an article dedicated to selling meat, then one can imagine her image in the article!
Therefore, Gu Cheng finally clicked on the book with a not-so-beautiful mood and a fluke mentality.
[Gu Cheng's mental activities while reading]
What?This guy actually recorded our lives directly!And it's using a real name! !
Hun Dan, she had the nerve to write down the thing about biting my chest when I first crossed, and it was fine to write it down, and she dared to send it to so many people!
Damn it!It turns out that this guy is so dirty in his heart, he dares to play cute with me every day with the cheek!
Ahhhhh!What is written here! !Write about my mental activities without my consent!
Oh my god, how did she manage to make our daily life so erotic!Fortunately, she didn't write so explicitly.
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This kind of text is simply eye-catching!Gu Cheng didn't want to read it at first, but then he couldn't bear his curiosity and wanted to see how Xu Yuan wrote about her. He repeated this several times, and it took her a whole day to read it. over.
After reading it, Gu Cheng browsed through the pictures she drew in the novel these days, and most of those pictures are intimate photos of her and Xu Yuan. There are also many messages from readers shouting to get together quickly .Suddenly, Gu Cheng came up with a strange idea, it seemed that it felt good to be liked by Xu Yuan, a hentai, but she ruled out this idea in a flash:
This Hentai, it's too late for me to bother her, how can I hope she likes me?
After reading the latest chapter, it's time to settle accounts.Xu Yuan wrote Gu Cheng like this, how could Gu Cheng be willing to let her go so easily?So, Gu Cheng was thinking about how to deal with Xu Yuan, while walking towards Xu Yuan's room.
In fact, what Gu Cheng didn't know was that it was inevitable for her to have a good impression of Xu Yuan.
As Xu Yuan is a lily lover and author of lily novels, it is inevitable that her heroine has a tendency to lace, and Gu Cheng's image is created according to the most perfect goddess in her mind, so out of the idea of intimacy, in the novel design It is determined that the person the heroine likes in the future will inevitably have her own attributes, and they will even be created based on her.
Of course, as a tj novel, Xu Yuan did not write about the appearance of another heroine, but this does not prevent her setting from having an impact on Gu Cheng.However, Xu Yuan himself is not too clear about this.
-2-
Xu Yuan has been in a trance for the past few days, all she can think about is whether Gu Cheng has read her novel, she always feels that there is something wrong with the way Gu Cheng looks at her, but she dare not ask her.
So after taking a shower, she picked up her toothbrush and tried to find an answer according to a certain legendary method.
"Single...double..."
"Single...double..."
……
According to the legend, a very effective method is to pull out the bristles of the teeth. In the end, if it is single, it means that Gu Cheng has read it, and if it is double in the end, it means that Gu Cheng has not read it. But in the end, Xu Yuan has long forgotten whether it is single or double.
What if I forgot?Just another toothbrush, she remembered that she still had a new one, but when she opened the door, she found that Gu Cheng had just walked outside.
Xu Yuan's heart "thumped", feeling a little flustered, could this be a settlement?And Gu Cheng did not live up to her "expectations", and stepped forward to block her door.
"Xu Yuan, I read the novel you wrote!"
"Are you finished?"
Xu Yuan felt that his expression was a little stiff, how should he answer this?But she suddenly looked forward to it, looking forward to Gu Cheng's specific reaction after reading the novel.
Gu Cheng, do you feel disgusted by the closeness of the two in the novel?
"Hmph, it's fine that you wrote me into the novel without my consent, but it's so... so erotic!" Gu Cheng didn't know how to describe it, so she said that Xu Yuan's novel was erotic. I didn't write it directly, but it was obscene and obscene and not enough to describe it. In the end, I still felt that the word pornography was the most appropriate.
"Tell me, how do you compensate me?"
Seeing that Gu Cheng seemed a little angry, Xu Yuan murmured, "Why don't you...you see how to deal with it?"
She really couldn't think of a way to calm down Gu Cheng. Now if she didn't have the manuscript fee she earned, her basic necessities would be in Gu Cheng's hands. If she didn't want to break up, she would have already left it to Gu Cheng. .
To be reasonable, it's all because of Gu Cheng's quick literacy. Shouldn't this kind of thing be discovered after a few years, when she returns home with a beautiful woman in her arms?By then, this kind of thing will be nothing, right?
"Let me handle it..."
Gu Cheng was choked by Xu Yuan. She really didn't think about how to deal with Xu Yuan. After all, there was a wall between the two of them. Basically, after she opened the door, Xu Yuan opened the door. Enough time for her to think so much?
"Well...then I'll punish you to write out all the embarrassing things you did in the past, and post them in the chapters of the novel until I calm down!"
"Ah good!"
After getting the response, Gu Cheng didn't stay any longer, because even if she wanted to stay, she didn't know what to say.After she left, Xu Yuan was alone in the room, still thinking about Gu Cheng's thoughts:
What is Gu Cheng thinking now?Just now, her expression seemed to be a little unhappy, but she was not very disgusted...
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Gu Cheng went to bed very late tonight. Originally, she planned to read Xu Yuan's embarrassing story to balance her mind, but she didn't expect that the chapter that Xu Yuan wrote tonight was not about her own embarrassing story, but a paragraph Inner monologue.
【Xu Yuan's inner monologue】
She found out that I wrote Gu Cheng into the novel today. In fact, I was afraid that she would be angry at first. For several days, I wondered whether she should read it or not. For a moment, I suddenly looked forward to her reaction.
Will she be disgusted or liked after watching the scenes of making out with her that I describe?It's just a pity that I couldn't see through her expression all the time, she seemed a little unhappy, but I didn't see any signs of extreme disgust.
In fact, I don't think I'm a pornographic person, because all my visions and fantasies about her stem from my liking for her. At least, I don't have that kind of unreasonable thoughts about other people on the street.show you, too
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