My daily routine with the Empress

"My Daily Life with the Empress"

Author: Puppet Department

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What would you do if you woke up and found the heroine in your unfinished book lying on your bed?Xu Yuan said that this is very good, and he opened it smoothly.

A new book was published to record the daily life between them and published on a well-known domestic novel website.

Well~ All in all, it’s a book with swear words, indecent and obscene words, it’s a daily exercise, depending on the situation ==

【Front Row Tips】

The relationship between the heroine is complicated, and she will not be hanged on an official cp (not only with one person), anyway, she will only be with one person in the end

started.In addition, I will try my best to arrange a he ending for other people, the above, okay~

Chatterbox: Well~ In fact, there is nothing you can do if you don’t support it. You understand everything you need to know. If you talk too much, the babies will get annoyed ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Content tags: Tian Tian Wen, Marriage and Love, Sweet Essay

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☆, this is embarrassing

What should I do if I wake up and find that there are more people in my bed?And it's the kind that I don't know at all!Most people may think that a thief entered or a neighbor went to the wrong door.However, the above two situations are not logical!If it is a thief, you should leave after stealing things, and if the neighbor walks through the wrong door, you must have the key to the room!

Although he didn't know the situation, Xu Yuan said it was good.

As a senior lily lover and author of lily novels, not to mention lying on her bed in front of her. The face of the master is so beautiful and in line with her aesthetics. Just looking at the breasts in front of her is full of shape and exactly the same as her ideal. Type, even if it is stolen, she will recognize it. Of course, it is best to rob it again.

To be reasonable, now she is afraid that this illogical beauty is in her dream, and when she wakes up, she will lose everything, she will not be able to find her mobile phone number, and she will completely stop thinking about the future.

no!After finally dreaming of such a perfect goddess, how can it be enough just to share the same bed overnight?To be honest, it would be a pity not to rub this chest, this face!

Xu Yuan raised his eyes and looked at the sleeping face of her goddess, um, it was quiet and beautiful, if she wanted to rub her chest, it would not wake her up.

Author Bacteria: Is there any inevitable connection between being quiet and aesthetically pleasing and not waking up when you rub your chest ==.

Of course, Xu Yuan couldn't hear the author's complaints, and what the author despises the most is that she really dared to do those wretched things in her mind.

Xu Yuan put her face on it lightly, through the middle clothes, it felt warm and soft to the touch, as if returning to her mother's arms, she couldn't help but bit the tip of the peak through the clothes...

Xu Yuan: So happy to catch up o(*￣▽￣*)o

"what are you doing?"

Before she could be happy, at this moment, a female voice full of anger came from the top of Xu Yuan's head, and she looked up: My God, the goddess woke up!

The goddess woke up, and she didn't seem to be dreaming, so this was embarrassing, and she was a little at a loss for a while.

"Still not letting go?"

"oh oh!"

Xu Yuan swears that she is not reluctant to let go because the taste is so good, no matter what others think, anyway, she believes it.

What Xu Yuan didn't expect was that after she let go, her goddess' next words made her dizzy.

"You are so courageous. You dare to plot against the widow without telling me that you are under the bed of the widow. Come here, drag her down and kill her!!"

After a long while, there seemed to be a row of crows flying between the two: quack quack quack...

Although the goddess said these words with great momentum, no one appeared.

Finally, it was Xu Yuan who broke the weird and embarrassing tranquility.

"Girl, did you come from time travel?"

She hasn't woken up yet, she is a widow when she comes up, and she will be dragged out and beheaded.

In fact, Xu Yuan was really right, her goddess really did come through time travel, and she came through time from her latest tj book, and it was the female emperor Gu Cheng in it.

Gu Cheng was already embarrassed, but now when he heard Xu Yuan's sarcastic words, he immediately became furious!

"Your Excellency is really a good means. You can get the widow out of the bedroom without anyone noticing it. No one can match the kung fu of this tongue!"

After saying this, she took a deep breath.

"Let's talk, what are the conditions for letting the widow go back, as long as it's not too much, the widow can agree."

After being told by Gu Cheng, Xu Yuan was a little confused. It seems that this person really came from time travel, and she seems to be an empress. Could it be Wu Zetian?After all, there is only one female emperor in history.

"Well, can you tell me your name?"

Gu Cheng smiled sarcastically: "You took this widow here specially, and you still don't know the widow's name?"

Xu Yuan was speechless, she really didn't know.

"Wu Zetian?"

She tried to ask, but she didn't expect to provoke Gu Cheng's anger again.

"Bastard! Don't you know Gu Cheng? Is it interesting to fool the widow like this!"

Gu Cheng?The name conjures up many things at once.

"Are you the Empress of the Shang Kingdom?"

Gu Cheng snorted coldly, noncommittal, with a tacit attitude.In fact, she is also a little confused now, because the person in front of her doesn't seem to be pretending, as if she really doesn't know.Could it be that this person didn't bring him here?

On Xu Yuan's side, thunder was rolling in his heart at this moment.

Isn't Gu Cheng, the empress of the Shang Kingdom, the protagonist in the novel she recently messed with?In the blink of an eye, he had time traveled to her bed?

No wonder she was so pleasing to the eye. At the beginning, she used a whole chapter to describe Gu Cheng's appearance, and she described it according to the most perfect goddess in her mind.

And after the thunder in his heart was over, Xu Yuan was as excited as if he had been beaten.

Gu Cheng, that is really the goddess in her heart!Now that Gu Cheng has traveled here, it can be said that there is nothing but people, so, can she raise Gu Cheng at home?Is there any charm in the golden house?

Suppressing her excitement, Xu Yuan deliberately put on a look of grief, and explained her current situation to Gu Cheng.

After she absorbs it.

"What? I crossed over!"

Gu Cheng can't accept it. It doesn't matter whether she is a character in the book or not. The important thing is that God knows how much she has paid to ascend to the throne. It has only been one month since she ascended the throne. She didn't even heat up her ass. Roll down and become a small citizen?Then why did she work so hard before!Anyway, let her enjoy it more.

"Although it's a pity, it's the truth. I hope you can mourn."

Xu Yuan's face was solemn, but the joy in his eyes was overflowing, how could Gu Cheng not see it?Encountering misfortune, and meeting such a person who gloats at other people's misfortune, she is really enough!

She ignored Xu Yuan at the moment, and became angry on her own, letting herself sit upright and fall on the bed, her eyes staring blankly at the ceiling, she wanted to be quiet for a while.

Seeing her in such a dazed state, Xu Yuan didn't know what to say to comfort her.But not long after, Gu Cheng thought about it and sat up.

"Xu Yuan, prepare a soup bath for me."

What has happened is irreversible, so Gu Cheng no longer struggles, and decides to take care of his personal hygiene first.According to the setting in Xu Yuan's book, she felt uncomfortable every day when she got up without taking a bath, but Xu Yuan was so angry that she almost forgot.

"Soup bath..."

Xu Yuan's expression was a little weird. Although Gu Cheng had changed the title of widow under her correction, his habit of being an emperor hadn't changed much.Although her house is big, there is no soup bath for her. You know, she has not been willing to experience the soup bath herself.

"What's wrong?" Gu Cheng frowned.

"No, I'm afraid I don't have soup bath here..."

"No soup bath?" She frowned even deeper, but after thinking about it, only a few people in her world can enjoy soup bath, and Xu Yuan's social status here seems not to be high, so it's normal not to be able to enjoy it , so she does not insist:

"Then do you have a place to take a shower?"

"There is this one, but I'm afraid you won't use it..."

Gu Cheng sneered, she is a majestic emperor of the generation, not to mention the talents of the world, she can also be regarded as a well-educated person, with her talent, would she even be unable to handle such a trivial matter as taking a bath?Well, although showering has nothing to do with talent, she just has confidence.

Seeing that Gu Cheng was full of confidence, Xu Yuan didn't say much, but pointed out a direction.

So, half an hour later...

"Bang!"

In half an hour, Xu Yuan didn't know how many times similar to this kind of sound appeared, which made her feel sorry for her bathroom. She didn't know if everything in it was damaged, would Gu Cheng know it? Leave something good for her.

And just when she was feeling sorry for her bathroom, there was a scream from the bathroom, accompanied by the sound of someone falling to the ground.

Finally, Gu Cheng had no choice but to call for help:

"Xu Yuan, come in and help me."

Hearing this call for help, Xu Yuan suddenly felt complacent: Hmph, look at your teeth and claws, don't you still want me to help in the end?

Of course, thinking about it, she was actually very happy, so she immediately replied, "Hey, I'll be right there!"

How exciting is it to be able to witness the perfect body of your own goddess?She didn't take the initiative to speak before because in the setting of her novel, although her goddess Gu Cheng likes to take a bath, she doesn't like being seen by others.But now, since Gu Cheng took the initiative to ask Xu Yuan to help her, Xu Yuan would naturally not let go of this opportunity.

When she opened the bathroom door expectantly, Xu Yuan didn't see the scene she had imagined. Apart from regret, she felt sorry for her bathroom!

Although she was mentally prepared, who could tell her why taking a bath can make the bathroom such a mess?If she had to use a specific metaphor to describe her current bathroom, it would probably be comparable to a garbage dump.And the most extreme thing is that Gu Cheng still didn't take off her clothes!Not a single piece of clothing was taken off! !Not a single piece of clothing was taken off! ! !

Things are very important, so they must be said three times!

For a person like Gu Cheng, it's really enough to make my bathroom look like this without taking off a piece of clothing.

Xu Yuan decided that in order to appease her wounded heart, Gu Cheng must be stripped naked today.

As for Gu Cheng, in fact, she was a little guilty, after all, she made other people's things like this, so her voice became a little lacking in confidence:

"Well, I didn't expect your bathing facilities to be so 'advanced', cough, I didn't think carefully."

After Gu Cheng said that, Xu Yuan couldn't blame her, and she could appreciate Gu Cheng's body immediately, so she regarded it as compensation, and comforted her:

"Hey, it's okay, I'll teach you how to use it."

After saying this, she showed her extraordinary hand speed, then quickly tidied up the bathroom, adjusted the water temperature, and waited for Gu Cheng to take off his clothes, but when she was full of expectations, she did not expect Gu Cheng to come back again at this time. Offer to let her avoid!

"I'm not used to having people around me when I'm taking a bath, why don't you go out first."

In fact, this is already a very euphemistic way of saying Gu Cheng. If she still has the status of the emperor before, then her words may be more direct, such as directly asking people to step down.

Xu Yuan thought in his heart: I went and helped you, but you drove me away without giving me any benefits?

Of course, she wouldn't say that, on the surface she still looked concerned.

"I'd better stay here, you see you made the bathroom like this just now, and you fell down, I'm a little worried about you, and I don't think you can use modern cleaning products, it will be better if I'm here .”

Although Gu Cheng was not very happy, but because he felt that what Xu Yuan said was very reasonable, and she was still a little cautious, so he didn't refuse.

Therefore, Xu Yuan finally got what he wanted after many twists and turns, but for some unknown reason, Gu Cheng, who was originally domineering and powerful, became extremely shy at this time.

Her hands stayed on the skirt repeatedly, but she was still reluctant to untie it, her eyes kept looking at Xu Yuan, her cheeks blushed, and she didn't know what she was thinking.

On the other hand, Xu Yuan also watched anxiously, anxious in his heart: You are taking it off, it makes us tired.

Finally, Xu Yuan couldn't help but said angrily: "What? They are all women. In front of me, my empress is ashamed to take off her clothes?"

There is an element of arrogance in Gu Cheng's character, and being provoked by this, as Xu Yuan expected, he fought back: "How could you be shy? I'm just afraid that you will feel inferior when you see my figure."

Well, the titles for himself are messed up, it can be seen that Gu Cheng is indeed very nervous.

Xu Yuan continued to irritate: "Don't worry, I won't feel inferior, but you should be more straightforward. Could it be that you are worried that your body will not be as good as mine?"

Stirred by Xu Yuan again, Gu Cheng finally got his heart straight and took off the jacket on his body, but when Xu Yuan saw it clearly, his first reaction was not to look straight, but... ... couldn't help but laugh out loud.

"Hehehe~hehe~"

My God, I didn't expect the dignified empress to wear such a thing.

【Xu Yuan Character Card】

Lily lover, cheerful and optimistic, slight Hentai tendency

The author has something to say: If you like it, click a favorite to support it O(∩_∩)O~~

☆, the impact of the picture is too great

The picture in front of her was too powerful, Xu Yuan said that she should laugh first.

She really didn't expect that a dignified generation of empresses would wear bellybands!Well, in fact, it was quite normal for ancient women to wear bellybands. The point is, who can tell her why the bellybands that Gu Cheng wears are pink?

Unexpectedly, Gu Cheng, who looks majestic on the outside, has a girlish heart on the inside, and he likes this tone.

Of course, considering Gu Cheng's feelings, even though Xu Yuan wanted to laugh, he still managed to endure it until he was about to suffer internal injuries, so he couldn't help but "giggle" again.

While Gu Cheng was on the sidelines, his expression changed again and again, and finally he became angry from embarrassment.

"Laugh again, and the widow will kill you if you laugh again!"

She knew that her obscene clothes would have this effect if people saw her, but in the past, even if others saw her, she would not dare to be so unscrupulous. After all, she is the king of a country, who would be impatient?But now it's really a disaster, even such a commoner girl dares to act presumptuously in front of her!

When Xu Yuan saw Gu Cheng blowing his hair, he finally suppressed his smile, but he endured it very hard.

Although she didn't write about the details of Gu Cheng's underwear in the novel, she is very clear about her character setting.

In her setting, Gu Cheng has a domineering and powerful personality, arrogant, forbearing, strong self-esteem, and a delicate body.Among these basic settings, strong self-esteem is particularly obvious.

If she doesn't hold back anymore, with Gu Cheng's long-standing habit in a high position, coupled with the characteristics of strong self-esteem, maybe she will really do some impulsive things.

"I was wrong, I stopped laughing, come on, let me help you take a bath."

Xu Yuan hurriedly followed suit, but when Gu Cheng saw Xu Yuan backing down, he huffed arrogantly:

"It's good to know that you made a mistake, and don't do it again in the future!"

"Yes, yes, the little one understands."

So, the two took a bath in harmony. Of course, during the process, Xu Yuan also feasted his eyes and saw the perfect body in his imagination.

After reading it, Xu Yuan said that she finally lived up to the fact that she spent several hours searching for information on the Internet and coded the chapter that described Gu Cheng's appearance. Just seeing it is worth it!

That leg, that waist... Ahem, I'm a bit off track.

In short, the two of them finally took a bath, and Xu Yuan even took a bath with mandarin ducks by the way, in the name of saving time by taking a bath together, and it could also be a demonstration for Gu Cheng.And after taking a shower, Gu Cheng is now faced with another problem - what is she wearing?In the past, she didn't have to worry about this kind of thing at all. After taking a shower, she would have ready-made clothes beside her, but the situation is obviously different now.

Continue to wear the middle coat from before, not to mention whether it fits well during the day, she can't pass the test just in her heart, she is a person with serious cleanliness.Don't wear it, that's even worse, don't you want others to see her even if you don't see her taking a shower?In desperation, she subconsciously turned her gaze to Xu Yuan, as if to say:

These things should be resolved by you!

Of course, this is just a trivial matter for Xu Yuan. It's not that she doesn't have clothes, so she will be done with it first, so she said generously: "It doesn't matter, I have a lot of clothes, and I will find some for you later." alright."

After wiping his hair, Xu Yuan, who had already wrapped himself in a bath towel, was about to go out to find clothes, but unexpectedly, he was disgusted by Gu Cheng.

"Your clothes? Will it be dirty?"

My god, is she that dirty?Should it be so obvious?Can you put it mildly?And the wording: dirty!There is really enough of this kind of person! !

Xu Yuan was a little angry, no matter how much he liked him, he would not be able to stand being disgusted by Gu Cheng, so he said dryly:

"Anyway, I don't have any new clothes here. If you don't wear them, just wait and run naked."

Gu Cheng first fell from a high-ranking emperor to a black household now, and was "bullied" by Xu Yuan one after another. He felt wronged. At this time, he actually became petty, and even looked like he was about to cry.

"Run naked, run naked, you don't want anyone to wear your dirty clothes!"

After finishing speaking, Gu Cheng quickly removed Xu Yuan's bath towel, wrapped it up and ran into the room, and got under the quilt.

Xu Yuan: 00

What's happening here?Don't you think we are dirty?Then our bath towels and bed are not dirty?And most importantly, why do you want to tear our bath towels, there is one on the shelf next to it!

Oh shit!

After complaining inwardly, Xu Yuan felt that it was still necessary for him to comfort her.

After all, there is too much difference from the empress to the black household, and she is her own goddess, and Gu Cheng is only 18 years old, just like a younger sister, far less mature than a 20-year-old like her, so, as expected, she should still make a Some concessions, go coax it.

After finding a lot of reasons for himself, Xu Yuan was finally able to put down his face and prepare to go into the bedroom to coax Gu Cheng.

Well, she admits that she is soft-hearted, after all, she is her goddess.In fact, when the tears came from Gu Cheng's eyes, she regretted it to death, but the scene where Gu Cheng pulled her bath towel was too powerful, and she was a little confused.

Xu Yuan squatted beside the bed and called out, "Gu Cheng~"

Gu Cheng huddled under the quilt and ignored her, feeling quite resentful. Although Xu Yuan had expected this, he was almost amused by her childishness.

"City, small town, small town, small town~"

"I was wrong, okay? Promise me! I apologize to you."

"To be reasonable, you came here suddenly. I really don't have any new clothes. You wear my clothes first, and I'll buy you new ones right away, okay?"

"I was wrong before, but you have to know that our society values ​​equality for everyone. If you said that to me before, I would be angry too. Hey, forgive me, okay~"

Speaking of this, Xu Yuan has already thrown herself on the quilt, shaking and shaking non-stop. She has used [-]% of her previous skills of being coquettish and cute.

He felt that what Xu Yuan said made sense, plus Xu Yuan was still acting coquettishly and begging for forgiveness, it was hard for Gu Cheng to continue hiding under the covers for a while.

Well, in fact, the real reason was that she couldn't bear Xu Yuan's coaxing tone.

"Hmph, for the sake of your sincerity, the widow will forgive you for the time being, but this will not be allowed in the future."

Xu Yuan could hardly hold back his laughter again, this guy is still arrogant even now.

"Yes, yes, my little one obeys."

-2-

After coaxing Gu Cheng, it was time for Xu Yuan to dress her up. During this period, Xu Yuan took advantage of Gu Cheng's lack of common sense about modern society and persuaded her to give up those conservative clothes, and finally changed into a cool T-shirt and short skirt and a pair of Sexy over the knee stockings.In addition to these, Xu Yuan also specially chose a pair of her best-looking one-line sandals, which made Gu Chengmei's feet even more beautiful.

After doing these things, the next thing is the shopping time for the two of them, and after seeing all kinds of beautiful clothes, Xu Yuan's empress burst into a girl's heart again, and wanted to take away all the favorites.

"Xu Yuan, I want this."

"Xu Yuan, I want that."

"Xu Yuan, these things are very good."

……

Xu Yuan was terrified of hearing such similar words, because every time Gu Cheng said this, it meant that her wallet would be deflated again, but it's not easy to be too straightforward now that she just coaxed Gu Cheng well in the morning...

Maybe God felt sorry for Xu Yuan, at this time Gu Cheng suddenly asked to go back, "Xu Yuan, take me back."

Hearing this sentence, Xu Yuan subconsciously replied: "Why, are you tired from shopping?"

And as soon as this sentence was said, Xu Yuan wanted to slap himself: Damn chicken(?_?), do you still think the money is not enough?

"No, it's just my feet hurt."

Hey, she forgot, the fragile body she set for Gu Cheng is indeed not suitable for walking around all day, but it happened to save her at this time.

"Can I still go?" Xu Yuan asked.

"I don't want to go, you carry me on your back."

If Gu Cheng was still an emperor, then this sentence should be in a commanding tone, but now without that layer of status, coupled with her naturally bewitching eyes, it seems that she is acting willfully and coquettishly.

Seen by Gu Cheng's eyes, Xu Yuan only felt that she had been hit violently, let alone let her recite it now, I'm afraid she would be happy to make her wallet thinner.

She had never realized that she could be so gentle, her voice was almost warming, "Come on, give me your feet, I'll help you see."

Gu Cheng was suddenly a little shy, because without waiting for her to agree, Xu Yuan squatted down and put her feet in his hands. This feeling of having her feet in someone else's hands is very strange. Before, no one had dared to do this to her before. thing.But seeing Xu Yuan's focused face, she couldn't say anything more.

"Is it this foot?"

"En." Gu Cheng's voice was as thin as a mosquito.

Then she realized that her shoes had been taken off, and the stockings had been torn apart by Xu Yuan, revealing the red and swollen area due to friction.

People with tender skin always wear sandals like this, and it takes a process of adaptation. If you walk too much when you put on sandals for the first time, your skin will be easily worn out.Right now, Gu Cheng is only red and swollen, which is not bad.

Of course, originally Xu Yuan just wanted to see what was going on, but after she tore off the stockings, she found that there was nothing wrong with it. Admit that I am excited.

Realizing that something was wrong, Gu Cheng wanted to retract his feet, but Xu Yuan clenched his hands tightly and refused to let go.

"Don't move around, I'll rub it for you, it won't hurt anymore."

Now Xu Yuan only felt that his throat had become dry like never before, as if a ball of fire was about to burst out of his mouth.She slowly put her hands on her feet, and that movement was more like stroking than massaging.

Gradually, she lost control, but fortunately she was still a little rational. She looked up and looked around the park, but no one noticed it!So, she took the opportunity to lower her head and kissed Gu Cheng's glorious and beautiful instep.

On Gu Cheng's side, while Xu Yuan was kissing her instep, she also felt something wet and slippery passing over her instep.

"what are you doing?"

What's happening here?The impact of the picture was too great, Gu Cheng felt a little messed up.

But Xu Yuan pretended to be calm after taking advantage, "You don't know that this is normal, this is my unique massage method, it is very effective in treating swelling and pain, I will get you some medicine later, soon It'll be fine."

"Really?" Gu Cheng was a little skeptical, but she lacked common sense and couldn't be sure.

Xu Yuan looked upright, "Why did I lie to you?"

Gu Cheng thinks about it too, who would do such a thing if they have nothing to do, isn't it dirty?It's just that she seemed a little excited just now, it seems that she has awakened something strange.

[Character Card: Gu Cheng]

Tsundere, domineering, forbearing, strong self-esteem, weak body

The author has something to say: Author: This is the real emperor, I have been paying attention to Gu Cheng's tone of voice in the article, I believe you can see the difference between her and Xu Yuan, right? QAQ

☆, you have to go with others, don't let us call

After going out for a whole day, the two finally returned home. Gu Cheng, who was too weak and exhausted, went to bed early after taking a bath, but Xu Yuan felt refreshed at this time.

It was mentioned earlier that she is the author of Lily novels, but in fact she also writes novels for a living, but since the last novel TJ, she has not found inspiration, so she has not opened a new book.But now, she suddenly had the urge to write a daily article, and directly wrote her and Gu Cheng's daily life into a novel. This idea is perfect!

As soon as he thought of it, he did it. While the memory of the day was still hot, Xu Yuan coded out two chapters at a very fast speed, and also sent the text out by the way, and then went to sleep with Gu Cheng in his arms.

Of course, even when he was sleeping, Gu Cheng's attitude towards her was disgusting, but Xu Yuan's face was too thick, and Gu Cheng was sleepy, so he didn't bother with her.

And early the next morning, Xu Yuan found out that his new book review had exploded.

As a small author who is not very famous, in just one night, there are more than 1000 comments on her new book!And there's an ever-increasing trend! !

【Comment Area】

Reader 1: Ergou, you finally got the hang of it!Knowing how to cater to the public, these days, the style of writing is so serious all day long, who can stand it?

Reader 2: Ergou, I did not misunderstand you (moved face), I knew that you are the most suitable for writing obscene articles, and I want to rub my breasts too! !

Reader 3: Er Gouzi, I have never read your article before, but because of the chapter you wrote today, I will recognize you in the future!

Reader 4: Sorry, I can only give you 7 points, because this article is not lewd enough, obscene enough, and passionate enough.

Reader 5: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! !

Reader 6: Ergou, I wish you to go farther and farther on the road of metamorphosis.

……

There are many similar comments, and most of them express their liking. Of course, some people will definitely hate it. After all, a book can only be suitable for some people.

After reading these comments, Xu Yuan hurriedly took a bite of the steamed stuffed bun to suppress his shock.

My God, this kind of obscene article is so popular?Sure enough, should I have brought out my wretched nature a long time ago?

At the same time, she secretly rejoiced in her heart: Fortunately, we added fuel and vinegar to those two welfare points, otherwise we might not have achieved this effect. According to this trend, we will soon be able to make a small profit again.

And while Xu Yuan was watching the comments with relish, Gu Cheng also poked his head out from behind curiously.

"what are you doing?"

The sudden sound startled Xu Yuan, he wrapped the computer reflexively, trying to stop Gu Cheng's gaze.However, in fact, her actions seemed quite ridiculous. With her computer's 27-inch screen, how could she block it?What's more, Gu Cheng has already finished reading it.

Xu Yuan felt that he was very comfortable, what should he do if he was seen?With Gu Cheng's temper, will he kill me directly?Last night, she wrote the daily life between the two without even changing her name!And the most important thing is, after she added oil and vinegar, the daily life of this article is simply full of dirt!

Now Xu Yuan is like being discovered by someone else when he was writing someone else's notebook.

However, Gu Cheng has a delicate body, so he probably can't beat her, but what if Gu Cheng uses a hatchet?

Thinking of some horrible scene, Xu Yuan turned around immediately, and hugged Gu Cheng's thigh, "Your Majesty, we were wrong, please forgive us..."

Omitting a thousand words later and not repeating the apology is still the kind that has no point.

Gu Cheng was a little puzzled, "What's wrong with you? Also, don't rub on me, your tears and snot are about to come out!"

Tears and snot came out, Gu Cheng expressed his disgust.

What's wrong?This sentence is in a questioning tone, which shows that Gu Cheng really doesn't understand!Xu Yuan suddenly remembered that the text in Gu Cheng's place was different from this, that is to say, she didn't understand anything just now, so what was she afraid of?

Suddenly she felt that the whole world harbored deep malice towards her!

But now the question is, how should she explain what she did just now?This is a deep question, but Xu Yuan quickly solved it with his wit.

She changed her expression in a second, then patted the non-existent dust on her body, pretending to be cold: "Don't worry, this is a disease inherited from our family. If you don't confess to others for a while, you will feel uncomfortable. , you just get used to it."

symptom?Also ancestral!Your family's illness is really good enough.

Gu Cheng squinted, with that look, Xu Yuan read four words: Ma De is mentally retarded!

Xu Yuan: (_)

-2-

After Gu Cheng settled down, Xu Yuan now had to deal with a very real problem, which was Gu Cheng's household registration.

I believe everyone has experienced how troublesome it is without an ID card. To give you the simplest example, without an ID card, you can’t buy anything online, and you have to ask someone to help you.Therefore, it is very necessary for Xu Yuan to help Gu Cheng solve her identity problem now.

Of course, Xu Yuan had already planned this issue, no, today she urged her mother who traveled around the world to come back.

"Baby, what's the rush? I haven't seen you call all year. In the past few days, my phone has been blown up. Don't tell me why."

Mama Xu babbled as soon as she entered the door, and she had a tendency to not stop.

Xu Yuan stepped forward, took Xu's mother's salute, and pulled her aside: "Mom, I'll discuss something with you, I recently..."

After 10 minutes, Xu Yuan said a lot, to the effect that:

Gu Cheng was abandoned by his parents since he was a child, and then made a living as a singer, and was picked up only when he met her.

Of course, this is just a simplified version. The actual situation should include the homeless people who first adopted Gu Cheng, and then the homeless people died tragically, and how difficult Gu Cheng's life was.

Women are always emotional, not to mention that Xu Yuan makes a living by writing novels, and his ability to compose stories is absolutely qualified. After she finished speaking, Xu's mother hugged Gu Cheng and burst into tears: "Wow, such a cute person, how could he be so cute?" Having such a tragic experience, woo woo woo, let me cry again if I can't."

Seeing his mother was an emotional moment, so Xu Yuan naturally wanted to strike while the iron was hot, "Mom, do you agree to let Gu Cheng get our household registration?"

Mother Xu hesitated, "I want to agree, but Gu Cheng doesn't have a birth certificate. If you follow your method, you need to admit that Gu Cheng is my illegitimate daughter. Wouldn't it make my private life indiscreet, and it's a very serious crime." Random people? It’s not good to spread it like this.”

Success is so close, why is Xu Yuan willing to give up?So she showed a look that Xu's mother was making a fuss.

"Mom, what age is this? Hong Xing cheated on her, and her lover's secrets. Are they normal now?"

"is it?"

Mama Xu was skeptical, but she also felt that she was indeed a little behind the times. She was not interested in the square dancing that was popular in China recently, but others never got tired of it, and because of this reason, she even had no mutual understanding among some friends. topic.

"Of course!" Xu Yuan looked determined.

"Then... well, I'll make a call and ask your dad to come back to meet our new daughter, and explain the situation to your dad by the way." When it comes to this, it's hard for Xu's mother to refuse, And after Xu's mother agreed, Xu's father had to notify him.

After the call was connected, the conversation between Xu's mother and Xu's father:

"My child's father, our daughter has found a new one for you.