Youth Homecoming
Chapter 1 Evening self-study is always led to lectures, the counselor said, credits will be deducted
"Lin Mo is not a good bird! He actually went to ask for leave by himself, and he didn't say it earlier. If he said it earlier, I would ask for it too."
The crowd dispersed, and Chen Tong laughed straight. Seeing everyone running away, he felt beautiful in his heart, and his smile was full of sweet happiness.
Lin Mo looked at him with raised eyebrows, "I didn't ask for leave for you."
Chen Tong also raised his eyebrows to look at him, and took out a small book from nowhere, the first page was a blank note, and after swiping it, the whole book was full, picked up the pen with a wicked smile, and signed his name boldly on it , The pen is like a snake, and it penetrates the back of the paper. I picked it up and looked at it. I thought it was not beautiful enough, so I tore it off and rewrote it.
Lin Mo's eyes widened, "Why?!"
Chen Tong said indifferently, "I am the class monitor, I have a copy of the leave note for the teacher, and I have a copy, in case the students need to ask for leave when the teacher is not there. Lie to you, in fact, I am shy. Ask the teacher what he wants."
The fake note in Lin Mo's hand is all badly written "fucking privileged class."
Chen Tong said braggingly, "Mo Mo, I can help you to go through the back door in the future."
Lin Mo nodded shyly, "Yeah," and smiled sweetly.Suddenly, he said aggrievedly: "I checked the class schedule, and there are some classes that I don't like."
Chen Tong shook the fake note: "We have a fake note."
☆、High temperature and drinking tea
In the beginning, there was basically no unity between the classes. Everyone was tired of finding their own small group and organization. After finding it, they had to quickly integrate into it in the shortest time, otherwise they would be abandoned in minutes. Oh, this is a girl state of life.Are there no boys?Boys really don’t, they are already used to independence in leisure and unity in confrontation, such as games, such as cheating, such as competitions, and the natural exchange state between individuals and groups.
Girls must go to the bathroom in groups. There are historical reasons for this. It is said that in matrilineal societies, females are responsible for giving birth to children and dominate the group, while males are responsible for hunting and protecting females from aliens. There will always be groups of males around. This is a sense of protection, and it is also the reason why women lack a sense of security. Most of them are worried that they will be attacked.
In fact, this is all my nonsense. So far, why girls must go to the toilet in groups is still an unsolved mystery. The existing research conclusions cannot convince everyone.
Chen Tong is also one of the few boys who like to go to the toilet in groups. It is puzzling. Maybe it is because they are afraid of being sucked away. The urine bag in the men’s toilet is the door to the three-dimensional world to another world. Get sucked in, pulled through a time tunnel, wake up to the end of the world, aliens attack, and he's the only one who can save the planet.
Chen Tong was full of enthusiasm and wanted to hold hands with Lin Mo, and together they would fly down three thousand feet. When he turned his head, Lin Mo, who was sitting on his right, was already lying on the table, with a piece of paper next to him, writing two Big characters "do not urinate"
Chen Tong felt so lonely, peeing without the company of a friend is just a kind of excretion, that's not what I want to pee, so he picked up Brother Lu who was next to him, "Fatty brother, come, I will take you to the paradise of birds."
Fat Brother Lu was pulled up from the table when he was not even a little bit defensive, "Did you pee?"
Chen Tong messed around, "Impossible, I saw you drank two bottles of water just now, you must have."
Their school has a strong background and has been established for more than a hundred years. With the purpose of "cultivating people for a hundred years and protecting wild animals and plants", the site selection is excellent. Three mountains are vacated for them to build this school. It covers an area of several hundred acres and is densely covered with jungles. , surrounded by green shade, has the original ecological conditions of the subtropical rainforest. At present, there are hundreds or thousands of known wild insects, among which there are as many as countless rare and unknown species of animals and plants.It has just been hailed as "a paradise of animals and plants other than humans", especially friends from the insect world!
This superior educational background and geographical conditions determine that their school will not have air-conditioning anywhere except the teacher's office and computer room.
Fatty Lu's face is pale, he is breathing heavily, gasping for breath, he has been taking in more and taking out less, as if he might collapse in the next second, this chubby figure is showing a kind of Daiyu's thin and soft at this moment, Like a fat lantern without a skeleton, a hot air balloon without inflation.In Africa, the vultures were already circling above his head, just waiting for him to die.
It's a pity that this is not Africa, there are no vultures, and there are quite a lot of small insects. There are already flies hovering around the fat man, playing and playing with him, but the fat man is very passive, basically in a state of being beaten, unable to fight back.
Brother Lu Fatty begged for mercy, "Master, please let me go, this damn weather, look at my water output, ten barrels have been drained."
Chen Tong contributed his own water and gave Lin Mo's as well, "Hey, drink, come with me after drinking, it's time to let your free bird fly, let him breathe fresh air, he's almost suffocating in this weather .”
Fatty Lu thought it made sense, dragged his sluggish body, and shook his hands, "Let's go."
At this time, Lin Mo had been asleep for a long time and was unconscious.Just such a person, a disaster that almost promoted the change of dynasties with his beauty, he insisted that he has not caused traffic disorder since the first day of formal class, all thanks to his instant call, just as soon as he came Sleep, sleep and leave.Even the people in his class rarely saw him look up, what a low-key disaster.
With Lin Mo's beauty, why didn't he get waited or even ignored in high school? It has something to do with him never raising his head unless necessary.no way!He really doesn't have much interest in studying.Don't look at Lin Mo's young age, but he has a heart longing to "pick chrysanthemums under the eastern fence and see Nanshan leisurely".He yearns for world peace and tranquility, so his hobby has a lot to do with world peace - making tea!
Why is he so sleepy?Because he didn't sleep at night and was thinking about life, he sat on the balcony of their dormitory with a set of tea sets. He made tea by himself and looked up at the starry sky from time to time. The troubles of the young Lin Mo often came to him, which were nothing more than the three major problems of philosophy. One: 'How did I get here?What am I here for?how would i go ' or package two: 'What's for breakfast tomorrow?What's for lunch tomorrow?What's for dinner tomorrow? 'It's annoying, it's annoying.
Among the classmates, there are people from District C. Because of Chen Tong, who does not love home, he likes to visit everywhere and connect with each other. People in District C like to make tea and drink with friends. , chatting, and also brought a new understanding of the region to the non-C area students of the same school. Lin Mo fell in love with making tea from then on, and even bought a set of expensive and exquisite workmanship. For those who have never carefully brewed tea, the tea set is not big enough.
Making tea is also a delicate job. There are many steps in the process alone. It starts with warming the cup, then putting the tea, washing the tea, brewing, pouring the tea, serving the tea and other major processes. There are many other processes in between. Attention should be paid to small processes, trivial and delicate, which is the most suitable process for "peace and distance".
Even drinking tea is a meticulous process, brewing, appreciating, smelling and tasting, all of which cannot be missed.
For a typical Virgo man like Lin Mo, making tea is the most suitable art for him, that is, as a virgin man, in the small theater in Lin Mo's heart, Chen Tong and his group of gods should have been dragged away long ago. Go to the school auditorium, let them kneel down, put brewed tea in front of them, let them kowtow to the tea, and shoot them a hundred times with machine guns after kowtow!
Chen Tong's rough old men are so shameless, they don't know how to drink tea and they yell at Lin Mo to make tea every night. Lin Mo has to accept their complaints countless times while enjoying the tea
Niu Bihui: "Okay, why is it taking so long?"
Mentally retarded Kai: "Just whatever you want, what do you care about when you're poor"
Brother Lu Fat: "Quick, quick, oh, it's so hot"
Chen Tong "Isn't there a step of 'blowing the tea cold' in the steps of making tea?"
At this time, Lin Mo's sky eyes, which are closed during the day, will scan them leisurely, scaring their mother's children to death. This scaring, regardless of whether the water has just been boiled, 100° boiling water just poured into his mouth, Then the world was quiet.
For their red eyes, sticking out tongues, and dull eyes, Lin Mo understood that this was a respect for tea, and perhaps this group of mentally handicapped people also experienced the spirit of tea from the pain.Tranquility, Zhiyuan.
Lin Mo picked up the teacup, sniffed the fragrance of the tea lightly, and remembered where he had read Yuan Zhen's "One to Seven Character Tea Poems" before:
tea.
Fragrant leaves, buds.
Mu Shike, love monk home.
Grinding carved white jade, weaving red yarn.
Chrysanthemum fry yellow core color, the bowl turns to dust flowers.
Invited to accompany Mingyue after night, and ordered Zhaoxia before morning.
The tirelessness of the ancient and modern people is washed away, and it will be boastful to be drunk.
Hmm, good poetry, good tea, and quiet.
Small classroom for popularizing common sense: Tea contains □□ (theophylline), which has a refreshing effect.Theophylline is similar to caffeine, except that there is one methyl group missing in the molecular structure. People who do not have the habit of drinking tea all the year round, when they first come into contact with tea, most of them are refreshing, refreshing, and refreshing.
So Lin Mo is refreshing himself at night, which is why he doesn't understand the day and night at night.
☆, Frenzy and Beauty
Chen Tong and Brother Lu came back from peeing, and the fourth class has already started. This class is Marxist Ideology and Politics, or Marxism-Leninism for short.The teacher is an angry youth, and he fiercely criticizes many current social phenomena and the international situation.
This class is mainly to analyze a hot social issue at present, and it can also be regarded as giving him a channel to vent, to express his anger towards the society as much as possible, and to express his grief at the corrupt life and material education views of contemporary college students.
From the perspective of the students, except for the professional courses, the last open-book courses like Mao Deng are basically mixed up. All the students play with mobile phones, play with mobile phones, and sleep. Classes with hundreds of people are stunned. A row came out.
Chen Tong and the others shamelessly let people help to occupy the position. Feng Shui is the best, and the last row of the war highland is occupied by people from their dormitory.After the whole class, almost no one was listening to the class. Facing such a situation, the teacher became angry uncontrollably, and irrationally tried to kill the situation by answering questions.
"Students in the back who are wearing blue clothes and sleeping on their stomachs, please get up and answer questions."
Lin Mo stood up, causing a lot of wow, he looked at the teacher in confusion, and said, "Sorry, I didn't hear the question clearly, can you say it again?"
The teacher looked at him and said bitterly, "Didn't you hear me clearly! You've already slept through a class!"
The teacher's roar caught the attention of all the students, whether they were playing with mobile phones, sleeping on their stomachs, or whispering to each other, they all finally looked up at him.
He stood on the podium and slammed the mouse on the table, "You are students, and your mission is to study. What are you studying for? To contribute to society. Even if you can't contribute to society, at least Don't add to the burden on society! Look at what you are all like now, you don't have any youthful vigor at all! Let you come to the lectures, you are fine, you sleep so hard that you have marks on your face! No contribution, no action, this is the same What difference does garbage make!"
After all, he was a freshman. He had just stepped into the university. He was still young and vigorous, and many of his classmates were already showing anger.
Everyone knew that the teacher was just trying to scare chickens and monkeys, and he spoke through Lin Mo. Chen Tong saw that Lin Mo opened his mouth slightly, but he was not angry, but he looked a little at a loss after being awakened. He pulled Lin Mo's clothes, and Lin Mo Shake his head at him.
Chen Tong was already tall, and he sat in the last row of the tallest class. As soon as he raised his hand, the whole class came to see him. The teacher asked, "What's wrong with this classmate."
Chen Tong stood up and said: "Teacher, we used to learn how to do things and learn knowledge. Now is the time to learn how to be a human being. There is no intense schoolwork and study. The current life makes us very hesitant. Isn't this class a guidance class? Don’t you want to tell us how to face this change? In the face of our hesitation, what you want to tell us is that we are garbage? Then, how do you educate garbage, and how to deal with garbage? four years of college life?"
A few more naughty students cheered and shouted "Good!" Others waited to see what the teacher would do.
After hearing this, the teacher was silent for a while, and suddenly asked, "Which class is this student in? What's his name?" He took out the roster and pen.
Chen Tong ignored everyone's worried eyes and replied, "Finance Class X, Chen Tong."
The teacher flipped through several pages before finding Chen Tong's name and marking it.He pointed at Chen Tong and nodded: "Isn't it Chen Tong, I remember it, extra points."
He stepped off the podium and supported the empty first row: "Students, this is the anger that only a young man can have!"
He closed the roster: "I apologize for my gaffe just now. As a teacher, I can't keep up with my quality, but students, you are still so young. To be young is to be energetic, energetic, to resist, to question, Say no to everything that is unreasonable."
Seeing that Chen Tong was still standing, he smiled and said, "I like you kid. If I meet such a teacher and say such stupid things, I have to stand up and sit down."
Chen Tong probably didn't expect him to come out like this. Seeing that Lin Mo was still standing, he pulled him to sit down together.
The teacher walked around the whole classroom and said: "It's okay if you don't like my class, but it can't be because you feel boring, you don't understand something, you have to learn it, and you can know it when you understand it." You really don’t like it or you don’t understand. If you don’t agree with what I said, you stand up and say that you don’t agree, you have to argue with me. Fight for me or fight for yourself. Work hard to get in the college entrance examination and study, It’s a waste to use it for sleeping and playing with your phone, and I firmly disagree with you wasting your own time and mine as well.”
After such a class, the teacher who originally had some opinions from everyone turned out to be very cute. Whether a person is sincere or not can be felt by others, and he maintains a paranoid heart for the things he loves, even if not everyone Can understand, but no one will hate this paranoia.
Everyone left after class, and Chen Tong was detained. Everyone couldn't help but sigh. Sure enough, no matter where, as long as there is education, the dark thing of detention can never be cut off, and the university is the same.
As soon as the people in their dormitory went back, they made Poincaré conjectures one after another: Chen Tong's domineering aura began to ferment, and such an oolong could bribe the teacher, and sooner or later the world would be his.
After a long time, Chen Tong came back. As soon as he came back, he lay motionless on the bed with a disheveled face.
Fatty Lu asked with an obscene look on his face: "Mr. Chen, you still have the flowers? Have you been picked for the chrysanthemum office? That buddy won't really covet your young body, and you can see your hidden body through your clothes." 18 yuan abs, must be asking too much of you, right?"
Mentally retarded Kai was puzzled: "For example?"
Fatty Lu continued to obsessively: "If you don't follow, don't even think about my class. If you do, I'll be happy, sir. If you pass or get a high score, think about it in one sentence. It’s not a professional course, but it has three credits.”
Niu Bihui couldn't hide his contempt: "Fatty, why are you so clear, have you fantasized about it many times, in fact, you want to dedicate yourself?"
Brother Lu Fatty was very sad, and felt that Niu Bihui was a malicious personal attack: "I would like to, but no one wants it. I have nowhere to put my fat body."
The mentally handicapped Kai came out to uphold justice, and righteously said: "Chen Tong, if he really threatens you with credits, then go ahead, and mention to him by the way, brothers, brothers will never forget your great kindness."
Lin Mo saw that everyone had said this, but Chen Tong still kept silent, thinking that something was wrong, nothing would really happen.
"Tongtong, what's the matter, what did the teacher say?" Every time Lin Mo felt that the situation should be taken seriously, he would call Chen Tong by nickname.
Chen Tong showed his bright eyes from under the quilt, full of grievances: "He took me around the office and told everyone that this is Chen Tong from the new financial class, our class representative, this kid is really interesting .Then those teachers surrounded me like picking vegetables, and those who pinched my face and butt, a group of old hooligans."
Brother Lu Fatty exclaimed: "Sure enough, I covet your beauty, hurry up, wash up now, the teacher's dormitory will be delivered to your door tonight, and we will take you there personally."
Lin Mo asked him, "He asked you to be the class representative?"
Chen Tong pushed away Fatty Lu, who was trying to do something wrong to him: "What age is it, the class repayment representative. It is to let us remember being late and absent from class in the future, not only me, but also Zhang Jingcun."
Everyone's eyes focused on Chen Tong again, and his eyes were full of chapters!actually!live!
Huluda had a big red face: "You, you... say... Zhang Jingcun..."
Lin Mo was puzzled by the anticipation in everyone's eyes and the flash of hormones at the end of puberty.
☆、Beauties and porn
Zhang Jingcun is a girl, but she is not an ordinary girl.The name alone is compelling, meaning: natural selection, survival of the fittest.I don't know what her parents think about giving a girl such a name. According to the older generation, the name can't be too big. People who are not lucky enough can't support such an aura and are easy to be discouraged. Sha, those with strong fate are prone to Gu Sha.For example, a generation of empress Wu Zetian.
Zhang Jingcun has lived with such a name for so many years. I think her fate is strong enough. She should be a girl full of stories. Such a girl should have a legendary opening. Zhang Jingcun did not participate in military training. After the military training, he appeared in front of everyone at the start-of-school mobilization meeting.
The night before the official start of class, freshmen have to hold a mobilization meeting. Students from the Department of Economics gather at seven o'clock in the large classroom with 500 people on the third floor of the administrative building. These classrooms have a characteristic. There are four doors in the classroom. One, the last two, and the back door is always closed. If you are late, you can only enter through the doors on both sides of the podium, which means that you have to walk to your seat under the gaze of the teacher and all the classmates.
This is how Zhang Jingcun appeared in front of everyone. She is nearly 170 centimeters tall, slender and straight, different from other lazy male students and charming and bright female students. With a calm look in her eyes, when the teacher asked her: "Which class are you in, why are you late?" She just said slowly: "I just arrived at school, and it took me a while to find the classroom." Sprinkled on the back, it is extraordinarily dark against the loose top made of white linen.
She is very beautiful, but it is also strange that she wears a pair of large-framed glasses that are slightly dull on her face. These glasses are worn by her, which weakens most of the vigor of her beautiful face, and makes her look peaceful and gentle And bookish.She has a mixture of feminine gentleness and masculine calmness all over her, and everyone can't help but look at her.
'Huagui' is the evaluation of her appearance by people who have met her.
It wasn't until they really got to know her that those teenagers who buried their secret love in their hearts broke their hearts by crying.
Zhang Jingcun is a person who has no integrity and no lower limit. She is as wretched as possible within the limits of moral standards. Her wretchedness is even beyond the reach of boys.This woman is domineering, even if she is wretched, she still has to stand on the altar of wretchedness.
There are also ignorant teenagers, even if they know the truth, they will still be confused by that beautiful skin and get stuck in it, unable to extricate themselves, Huluda is one of them.Chen Tong laughed at him for being too naive, hehehe.
As the monitor of the class, the privileged bodyguard is one of the few people in the class who are familiar with Zhang Jingcun. After meeting Zhang Jingcun, Chen Tong knew that in this boundless universe, he could meet someone who was so similar to himself. What a precious thing is a person, the one who has the resources to share with you first is the one who really treats you well.
Chen Tong is the leader of their class, and Zhang Jingcun is their soul mentor.
Lin Mo was puzzled: "If you are so bureaucratic, it's fine to flatter the horse. The dike is higher than the shore, and the waves will destroy it. You are the wave. But Zhang Jingcun never participates in class affairs."
Chen Tong gloated: "In the first three weeks of school, she skipped class three times. If you don't catch her, you will catch someone. She will be late for this class, and she must arrive."
Fat Brother Lu lamented: "Then she is miserable."
Everyone was puzzled: "What's wrong."
Fatty Lu felt that there were some things that only he knew, which would enhance his sense of superiority, so he stated the incident with a nickname without any money: "I don't know people very well, how do I register my name?" Hey hey hey!Speak well, why ask others to survive.
Niu Bihui snorted disdainfully while trimming his nails: "How do you know?"
Brother Lu Fatty turned his head, leaving the audience with an unpredictable Mediterranean head. He looked at the blue sky and wept silently: "I met her on the road a few days ago and greeted her. After she greeted me, she called me teacher. Later they Xiao Xian in the dormitory whispered in her ear for a while, and then she apologized to me and invited me to dinner, and she said it during the meal."
Niubihui, mentally handicapped Kai, and Huluda are full of cosmic explosions, smelly and shameless, and did not come back to call for foreign aid. Fighting alone is the worst thing in group life, and it is also a harbinger of losing in wars and competitions. This is similar to playing games and abandoning teammates It's the same guilt, these people are really... really lucky.
Chen Tong, who was dying, was woken up by the phone: "Hey, unexpectedly survived, what's the matter, oh, okay."
As soon as the phone was hung up, he was taken aback by the ears attached to his phone: "What are you doing?"
Huluda looked at him sadly, you didn't understand: "You saved her, what did she tell you?"
Chen Tong looked at Huluda's love picture of Ai Ai in this period, and his cheap heart burned again: "I asked her what's wrong, and she said that she actually likes me, and I said oh, what did she mean by oh, I said yes."
Huluda's eyes were red, and he turned his head slightly to prevent others from seeing the tears in his eyes: "Bless you all."
Chen Tong said without hesitation: "Thank you." Then he watched a fat ghost float away gently.
Lin Mo knew that he was lying, and asked, "What's wrong?"
Chen Tong Qiao smiled and winked at Qian Xi: "She has a crush on me."
As soon as Lin Mo raised his hand, he glanced at Chen Tong faintly, "Dayou, besides, try to see if this palm can put you back in place."
Chen Tong lost the fun, and returned to the look of dying just now: "She just said 'turn on the computer and connect things'."
As soon as I log on to QQ, I look for Zhang Jingcun. Zhang Jingcun’s QQ name is very suitable for her character setting. It’s called “Miss’s surname is rotten character chrysanthemum”. The profile picture is a wretched uncle with no clothes and hairline to the back of his head, which complements her perfectly. .
Chen Tong shook her, and she replied in a jerky manner within a second.
Your friend 'this barrel is heavy' sends you a jitter window
The lady's surname is rotten and the character is chrysanthemum: Your Majesty!
This bucket is very heavy: ^O^ Want me to call you Concubine Ai?
The lady's surname is rotten and the word is chrysanthemum: -_-#微辰惧!
This barrel is very heavy: what's the matter with Ai Qing?Forget it, needless to say, I won't listen!
The lady's surname is rotten and the character is chrysanthemum: ~_~Think twice, Your Majesty!
This barrel is very heavy: Ai Qing, tell me quickly, I am tired.
Your friend 'Miss surnamed chrysanthemum' sent you an offline file, please check it
Miss surname is chrysanthemum: Your Majesty, after reading this, you will know that I am the most loyal person to you.
Recently, a major earthquake occurred in the art world of the island-shaped neighboring country to the east of China. When the current situation develops to the poles, there will always be one or two people to lead the development of the times. The art of the island country is now at a time when there is a need for one person. The whole island The people seem to see the dawn of saving art from her, and feel that she can restore the current sluggish art market. At the same time, this dawn also shines around the island country, which makes all the energetic teenagers in my big heaven sleep and eat for it. Uneasy, waiting hard, hoping to be illuminated by the dawn, looking forward to being melted by her, that dawn has a warm name-Lola.
Those who love art know what Laura's appearance represents. Her appearance is an important watershed in the transformation and upgrading of the island country's art industry.
In an island country where art is quantified and commercialized, the maturity and stability of the industry means that they have begun to give up innovation. The appearance and body of the performers are standardized, and the production is also mass-produced.No!This is not the art we want!What we want is to break away from the framework of the traditional model, to be unexpected and to bring forth the new.What we want is a new face, a face that can be remembered, not those standardized looks.
Laura appears!The one with its own holy light appeared!Her youthful temperament, innocence and romance, is like a summer cold drink, poured down head-on, across the hot skin, and flows to the burned and dry heart, instantly replenishing nutrients for the wasteland, and the breeze brings her exotic style Wherever you brush your face, a hundred flowers are in full bloom, like a field of spring flowers.
Zhang Jingcun looked at the time, more than ten minutes had passed, it should be about the same.
Sure enough, her QQ was vibrated violently, and then the computer prompted that someone requested to video with her.
At one o'clock, apart from Lin Mo, Chen Tong and his five elders lined up. Chen Tong took the lead in shouting 'one two three' and bowed deeply to Zhang Jingcun, a full ninety degrees. It is said that In Japan, a ninety-degree bow represents the highest respect.Zhang Jingcun felt it.
☆, good-looking and cheap
Chen Tong burst into tears. Without the support of Fatty Lu and mentally handicapped Kai on both sides, he would not be able to stand still. He could barely hold back his tears, and said while sobbing: "Jing Cun, brother's good brother, sister, Do you know 'Stone Village Kindergarten'? I used to hang out there. If you go there in the future, who dares to bully you? If you call me the little overlord of Stone Village, you will say that I have said so. I moved my hands and feet, and I took off his clothes. My sister is real, my real sister..." The tears made his face sincere, but the choking made him unable to speak anymore. He pushed the mentally handicapped Kai and motioned for you to come on. I have already been overwhelmed by gratitude , unable to confess.
Mentally retarded Kai's eyes were flushed, and he squeezed Chen Tong's hand encouragingly, brother, rest, I'll do the rest.
On the screen, Zhang Cun was no longer aloof, his waist-length hair was tucked into a ball, and it stood straight up on the top of his head, wearing a men's loose top and basketball shorts, with his legs crossed, he was meditating, calmly facing the crowd. Screen tears and snot.
Wearing earplugs and not talking, her mouth was busy chewing, without stopping for a while, suddenly she leaned forward, typing on the keyboard, and Chen Tong's computer came from "LOL is good, but don't forget to masturbate oh"
I am a girl who is so good and undisguised.
Mental Kai woke up from the shock. Although Zhang Jingcun's lingering prestige could no longer dissipate from his heart, he could not forget some insistence. Mental Kai asked her: "It's good to have HD without code, but there is no translation."
It aroused public outrage in an instant, I'm sorry, I have been watching movies professionally for 30 years, who watches movies and translates them!You are not allowed to talk to our sister like this!That's our own sister, no, my own sister doesn't even carry such a good one, this can be regarded as a life-and-death friendship.
Zhang Jingcun is a woman who may not have a high IQ, but has a high EQ. She didn't get angry or despise her. Papapa started typing again, and the screen here said: "Wait a minute."
After ten minutes.
Your friend 'Miss surnamed chrysanthemum' sent you an offline file, please check it.
It was a word document signed "Principles of Economics". They knew that it would not be a simple document. With Zhang Jingcun's heroic attitude and his methodical style of doing things, this document covered everything in minutes. National secret.
When Fat Brother Lu wanted to open it, he was stopped by Chen Tong. Chen Tong said to mentally handicapped Kai with a serious face: "Go and close the door." Mentally handicapped Kai ran to close the door.The people here close the windows and pull the curtains to make sure there are no bugs and cameras.
Lin Mo was drinking tea on the balcony, Niu Bihui came out nervously, and said to him, "Move your tea table away." Lin Mo pulled the table back, and heard the sound of the door closing, followed by a slap With the sound of pulling the curtains, Lin Mo was shut out of the balcony.
The few people took a deep breath, and after clicking open tremblingly, the tears that were suppressed from the red eyes of mentally handicapped Kai broke the embankment: "Jingcun, Jingcun, what can I do for you, even a little bit, as long as I use If you want me, you command."
Zhang Jingcun waved his hand and turned off the video domineeringly.
Huluda was overshadowed: "How can people not love such a woman, she is so good, and the distance between us is getting farther and farther."
Fat Brother Lu nodded sympathetically, and blew his nose: "How did she manage to type out the translator of the film in just over ten minutes?"
Chen Tong said: "Whatever, send it to the students in the media department and let them make it. We are making history. Maybe we are the first batch of people in our country to see this film!"
Lin Mo was still sitting on the balcony sipping tea. He was thinking whether Nietzsche had encountered such a problem, whether he had been disappointed when people around him ignored a pot of good tea for the sake of movies. Angle, what's the point of these unbelieving repetitions?Those limbs in various forms have long lost their original excitement. Nietzsche said: "The rigid mechanical model suppresses human personality, makes people lose the passion for free thinking and the impulse to create culture. Modern culture appears so decadent. The disease of civilization has its root in the atrophy of the vital instinct."
Why can't you just calm down and have a good cup of tea?The understanding of life contained in this tea and the appeasement of impetuous life can make you feel more. A mature and rational adult should not cry for a movie, let alone ask for subtitles , Why do you need subtitles when watching a movie? The subtitles block the picture and affect the overall aesthetics of the picture. This basic aesthetic is lacking.And how would one want to know what they were talking about?
But in the final analysis, isn't drinking tea the best way to cleanse the soul and make the heart peaceful?
Zhang Jingcun watched his own video carefully, and was asked to make a video three times. After agreeing to the video, the group of snotty and saliva-filled gentlemen tried their best to move forward, not intending to make her happy all day long.But Zhang Jingcun only wanted to see Zhou Zheng's beautiful Lin Mo in this crooked melon cracking date group. At this moment, she wished to push away this wave of people who hurt her eyes through the screen. Can’t see my ink? Where is my ink?”
Everyone comforted: "Wait, come right away, come right away." Howling at the top of their voices, "Lin Mo! Come quickly! If you don't come, it will be too late."
He slipped Lin Moti, who was still holding a teacup, to the computer, and let him face the old ruffian Zhang Jingcun silently.
Zhang Jingcun saw Lin Mo like a grandmother seeing a grandson, and asked lovingly: "Mo, don't learn from them. Ask me for resources if you want a film, and stay away from them."
Lin Mo looked at this woman, sitting or not, with an obscene expression, and couldn't help frowning: "Zhang Jingcun, you are so frustrated."
Zhang Jingcun was dazed, his eyes filled with sadness, and then he slapped the table and shouted: "Slap your mouth! Don't give me a slap! This is unlucky Lin Mo, can he talk!!"
Chen Tong quickly turned off the video, she was so scared that she almost crawled out of the screen.
Next, no matter how Zhang Jingcun applied for the video, he was rejected. After several times, he finally stopped applying. A few minutes later, Zhang Jingcun sent a message. The uppercase convex is arranged in a row, and the middle protruding part is especially slender!
Don't underestimate the resentment of a woman, let alone the resentment that arises after a woman's appearance is questioned.
☆, rumors and support
There are legends in every school, which are big legends, big and small, and small legends are passed on in the department.
Chen Tong blatantly contradicted the teacher's indiscretionary behavior in class, and in the end he didn't get the end of wearing small shoes. Instead, he attracted the teacher's attention and pursued hard.
Chen Tong is the focus, not only because of his stinky and shameless behavior style and the clear purpose of getting closer to bureaucracy, but also because of his obedience to Lin Mo'an.
The crowd dispersed, and Chen Tong laughed straight. Seeing everyone running away, he felt beautiful in his heart, and his smile was full of sweet happiness.
Lin Mo looked at him with raised eyebrows, "I didn't ask for leave for you."
Chen Tong also raised his eyebrows to look at him, and took out a small book from nowhere, the first page was a blank note, and after swiping it, the whole book was full, picked up the pen with a wicked smile, and signed his name boldly on it , The pen is like a snake, and it penetrates the back of the paper. I picked it up and looked at it. I thought it was not beautiful enough, so I tore it off and rewrote it.
Lin Mo's eyes widened, "Why?!"
Chen Tong said indifferently, "I am the class monitor, I have a copy of the leave note for the teacher, and I have a copy, in case the students need to ask for leave when the teacher is not there. Lie to you, in fact, I am shy. Ask the teacher what he wants."
The fake note in Lin Mo's hand is all badly written "fucking privileged class."
Chen Tong said braggingly, "Mo Mo, I can help you to go through the back door in the future."
Lin Mo nodded shyly, "Yeah," and smiled sweetly.Suddenly, he said aggrievedly: "I checked the class schedule, and there are some classes that I don't like."
Chen Tong shook the fake note: "We have a fake note."
☆、High temperature and drinking tea
In the beginning, there was basically no unity between the classes. Everyone was tired of finding their own small group and organization. After finding it, they had to quickly integrate into it in the shortest time, otherwise they would be abandoned in minutes. Oh, this is a girl state of life.Are there no boys?Boys really don’t, they are already used to independence in leisure and unity in confrontation, such as games, such as cheating, such as competitions, and the natural exchange state between individuals and groups.
Girls must go to the bathroom in groups. There are historical reasons for this. It is said that in matrilineal societies, females are responsible for giving birth to children and dominate the group, while males are responsible for hunting and protecting females from aliens. There will always be groups of males around. This is a sense of protection, and it is also the reason why women lack a sense of security. Most of them are worried that they will be attacked.
In fact, this is all my nonsense. So far, why girls must go to the toilet in groups is still an unsolved mystery. The existing research conclusions cannot convince everyone.
Chen Tong is also one of the few boys who like to go to the toilet in groups. It is puzzling. Maybe it is because they are afraid of being sucked away. The urine bag in the men’s toilet is the door to the three-dimensional world to another world. Get sucked in, pulled through a time tunnel, wake up to the end of the world, aliens attack, and he's the only one who can save the planet.
Chen Tong was full of enthusiasm and wanted to hold hands with Lin Mo, and together they would fly down three thousand feet. When he turned his head, Lin Mo, who was sitting on his right, was already lying on the table, with a piece of paper next to him, writing two Big characters "do not urinate"
Chen Tong felt so lonely, peeing without the company of a friend is just a kind of excretion, that's not what I want to pee, so he picked up Brother Lu who was next to him, "Fatty brother, come, I will take you to the paradise of birds."
Fat Brother Lu was pulled up from the table when he was not even a little bit defensive, "Did you pee?"
Chen Tong messed around, "Impossible, I saw you drank two bottles of water just now, you must have."
Their school has a strong background and has been established for more than a hundred years. With the purpose of "cultivating people for a hundred years and protecting wild animals and plants", the site selection is excellent. Three mountains are vacated for them to build this school. It covers an area of several hundred acres and is densely covered with jungles. , surrounded by green shade, has the original ecological conditions of the subtropical rainforest. At present, there are hundreds or thousands of known wild insects, among which there are as many as countless rare and unknown species of animals and plants.It has just been hailed as "a paradise of animals and plants other than humans", especially friends from the insect world!
This superior educational background and geographical conditions determine that their school will not have air-conditioning anywhere except the teacher's office and computer room.
Fatty Lu's face is pale, he is breathing heavily, gasping for breath, he has been taking in more and taking out less, as if he might collapse in the next second, this chubby figure is showing a kind of Daiyu's thin and soft at this moment, Like a fat lantern without a skeleton, a hot air balloon without inflation.In Africa, the vultures were already circling above his head, just waiting for him to die.
It's a pity that this is not Africa, there are no vultures, and there are quite a lot of small insects. There are already flies hovering around the fat man, playing and playing with him, but the fat man is very passive, basically in a state of being beaten, unable to fight back.
Brother Lu Fatty begged for mercy, "Master, please let me go, this damn weather, look at my water output, ten barrels have been drained."
Chen Tong contributed his own water and gave Lin Mo's as well, "Hey, drink, come with me after drinking, it's time to let your free bird fly, let him breathe fresh air, he's almost suffocating in this weather .”
Fatty Lu thought it made sense, dragged his sluggish body, and shook his hands, "Let's go."
At this time, Lin Mo had been asleep for a long time and was unconscious.Just such a person, a disaster that almost promoted the change of dynasties with his beauty, he insisted that he has not caused traffic disorder since the first day of formal class, all thanks to his instant call, just as soon as he came Sleep, sleep and leave.Even the people in his class rarely saw him look up, what a low-key disaster.
With Lin Mo's beauty, why didn't he get waited or even ignored in high school? It has something to do with him never raising his head unless necessary.no way!He really doesn't have much interest in studying.Don't look at Lin Mo's young age, but he has a heart longing to "pick chrysanthemums under the eastern fence and see Nanshan leisurely".He yearns for world peace and tranquility, so his hobby has a lot to do with world peace - making tea!
Why is he so sleepy?Because he didn't sleep at night and was thinking about life, he sat on the balcony of their dormitory with a set of tea sets. He made tea by himself and looked up at the starry sky from time to time. The troubles of the young Lin Mo often came to him, which were nothing more than the three major problems of philosophy. One: 'How did I get here?What am I here for?how would i go ' or package two: 'What's for breakfast tomorrow?What's for lunch tomorrow?What's for dinner tomorrow? 'It's annoying, it's annoying.
Among the classmates, there are people from District C. Because of Chen Tong, who does not love home, he likes to visit everywhere and connect with each other. People in District C like to make tea and drink with friends. , chatting, and also brought a new understanding of the region to the non-C area students of the same school. Lin Mo fell in love with making tea from then on, and even bought a set of expensive and exquisite workmanship. For those who have never carefully brewed tea, the tea set is not big enough.
Making tea is also a delicate job. There are many steps in the process alone. It starts with warming the cup, then putting the tea, washing the tea, brewing, pouring the tea, serving the tea and other major processes. There are many other processes in between. Attention should be paid to small processes, trivial and delicate, which is the most suitable process for "peace and distance".
Even drinking tea is a meticulous process, brewing, appreciating, smelling and tasting, all of which cannot be missed.
For a typical Virgo man like Lin Mo, making tea is the most suitable art for him, that is, as a virgin man, in the small theater in Lin Mo's heart, Chen Tong and his group of gods should have been dragged away long ago. Go to the school auditorium, let them kneel down, put brewed tea in front of them, let them kowtow to the tea, and shoot them a hundred times with machine guns after kowtow!
Chen Tong's rough old men are so shameless, they don't know how to drink tea and they yell at Lin Mo to make tea every night. Lin Mo has to accept their complaints countless times while enjoying the tea
Niu Bihui: "Okay, why is it taking so long?"
Mentally retarded Kai: "Just whatever you want, what do you care about when you're poor"
Brother Lu Fat: "Quick, quick, oh, it's so hot"
Chen Tong "Isn't there a step of 'blowing the tea cold' in the steps of making tea?"
At this time, Lin Mo's sky eyes, which are closed during the day, will scan them leisurely, scaring their mother's children to death. This scaring, regardless of whether the water has just been boiled, 100° boiling water just poured into his mouth, Then the world was quiet.
For their red eyes, sticking out tongues, and dull eyes, Lin Mo understood that this was a respect for tea, and perhaps this group of mentally handicapped people also experienced the spirit of tea from the pain.Tranquility, Zhiyuan.
Lin Mo picked up the teacup, sniffed the fragrance of the tea lightly, and remembered where he had read Yuan Zhen's "One to Seven Character Tea Poems" before:
tea.
Fragrant leaves, buds.
Mu Shike, love monk home.
Grinding carved white jade, weaving red yarn.
Chrysanthemum fry yellow core color, the bowl turns to dust flowers.
Invited to accompany Mingyue after night, and ordered Zhaoxia before morning.
The tirelessness of the ancient and modern people is washed away, and it will be boastful to be drunk.
Hmm, good poetry, good tea, and quiet.
Small classroom for popularizing common sense: Tea contains □□ (theophylline), which has a refreshing effect.Theophylline is similar to caffeine, except that there is one methyl group missing in the molecular structure. People who do not have the habit of drinking tea all the year round, when they first come into contact with tea, most of them are refreshing, refreshing, and refreshing.
So Lin Mo is refreshing himself at night, which is why he doesn't understand the day and night at night.
☆, Frenzy and Beauty
Chen Tong and Brother Lu came back from peeing, and the fourth class has already started. This class is Marxist Ideology and Politics, or Marxism-Leninism for short.The teacher is an angry youth, and he fiercely criticizes many current social phenomena and the international situation.
This class is mainly to analyze a hot social issue at present, and it can also be regarded as giving him a channel to vent, to express his anger towards the society as much as possible, and to express his grief at the corrupt life and material education views of contemporary college students.
From the perspective of the students, except for the professional courses, the last open-book courses like Mao Deng are basically mixed up. All the students play with mobile phones, play with mobile phones, and sleep. Classes with hundreds of people are stunned. A row came out.
Chen Tong and the others shamelessly let people help to occupy the position. Feng Shui is the best, and the last row of the war highland is occupied by people from their dormitory.After the whole class, almost no one was listening to the class. Facing such a situation, the teacher became angry uncontrollably, and irrationally tried to kill the situation by answering questions.
"Students in the back who are wearing blue clothes and sleeping on their stomachs, please get up and answer questions."
Lin Mo stood up, causing a lot of wow, he looked at the teacher in confusion, and said, "Sorry, I didn't hear the question clearly, can you say it again?"
The teacher looked at him and said bitterly, "Didn't you hear me clearly! You've already slept through a class!"
The teacher's roar caught the attention of all the students, whether they were playing with mobile phones, sleeping on their stomachs, or whispering to each other, they all finally looked up at him.
He stood on the podium and slammed the mouse on the table, "You are students, and your mission is to study. What are you studying for? To contribute to society. Even if you can't contribute to society, at least Don't add to the burden on society! Look at what you are all like now, you don't have any youthful vigor at all! Let you come to the lectures, you are fine, you sleep so hard that you have marks on your face! No contribution, no action, this is the same What difference does garbage make!"
After all, he was a freshman. He had just stepped into the university. He was still young and vigorous, and many of his classmates were already showing anger.
Everyone knew that the teacher was just trying to scare chickens and monkeys, and he spoke through Lin Mo. Chen Tong saw that Lin Mo opened his mouth slightly, but he was not angry, but he looked a little at a loss after being awakened. He pulled Lin Mo's clothes, and Lin Mo Shake his head at him.
Chen Tong was already tall, and he sat in the last row of the tallest class. As soon as he raised his hand, the whole class came to see him. The teacher asked, "What's wrong with this classmate."
Chen Tong stood up and said: "Teacher, we used to learn how to do things and learn knowledge. Now is the time to learn how to be a human being. There is no intense schoolwork and study. The current life makes us very hesitant. Isn't this class a guidance class? Don’t you want to tell us how to face this change? In the face of our hesitation, what you want to tell us is that we are garbage? Then, how do you educate garbage, and how to deal with garbage? four years of college life?"
A few more naughty students cheered and shouted "Good!" Others waited to see what the teacher would do.
After hearing this, the teacher was silent for a while, and suddenly asked, "Which class is this student in? What's his name?" He took out the roster and pen.
Chen Tong ignored everyone's worried eyes and replied, "Finance Class X, Chen Tong."
The teacher flipped through several pages before finding Chen Tong's name and marking it.He pointed at Chen Tong and nodded: "Isn't it Chen Tong, I remember it, extra points."
He stepped off the podium and supported the empty first row: "Students, this is the anger that only a young man can have!"
He closed the roster: "I apologize for my gaffe just now. As a teacher, I can't keep up with my quality, but students, you are still so young. To be young is to be energetic, energetic, to resist, to question, Say no to everything that is unreasonable."
Seeing that Chen Tong was still standing, he smiled and said, "I like you kid. If I meet such a teacher and say such stupid things, I have to stand up and sit down."
Chen Tong probably didn't expect him to come out like this. Seeing that Lin Mo was still standing, he pulled him to sit down together.
The teacher walked around the whole classroom and said: "It's okay if you don't like my class, but it can't be because you feel boring, you don't understand something, you have to learn it, and you can know it when you understand it." You really don’t like it or you don’t understand. If you don’t agree with what I said, you stand up and say that you don’t agree, you have to argue with me. Fight for me or fight for yourself. Work hard to get in the college entrance examination and study, It’s a waste to use it for sleeping and playing with your phone, and I firmly disagree with you wasting your own time and mine as well.”
After such a class, the teacher who originally had some opinions from everyone turned out to be very cute. Whether a person is sincere or not can be felt by others, and he maintains a paranoid heart for the things he loves, even if not everyone Can understand, but no one will hate this paranoia.
Everyone left after class, and Chen Tong was detained. Everyone couldn't help but sigh. Sure enough, no matter where, as long as there is education, the dark thing of detention can never be cut off, and the university is the same.
As soon as the people in their dormitory went back, they made Poincaré conjectures one after another: Chen Tong's domineering aura began to ferment, and such an oolong could bribe the teacher, and sooner or later the world would be his.
After a long time, Chen Tong came back. As soon as he came back, he lay motionless on the bed with a disheveled face.
Fatty Lu asked with an obscene look on his face: "Mr. Chen, you still have the flowers? Have you been picked for the chrysanthemum office? That buddy won't really covet your young body, and you can see your hidden body through your clothes." 18 yuan abs, must be asking too much of you, right?"
Mentally retarded Kai was puzzled: "For example?"
Fatty Lu continued to obsessively: "If you don't follow, don't even think about my class. If you do, I'll be happy, sir. If you pass or get a high score, think about it in one sentence. It’s not a professional course, but it has three credits.”
Niu Bihui couldn't hide his contempt: "Fatty, why are you so clear, have you fantasized about it many times, in fact, you want to dedicate yourself?"
Brother Lu Fatty was very sad, and felt that Niu Bihui was a malicious personal attack: "I would like to, but no one wants it. I have nowhere to put my fat body."
The mentally handicapped Kai came out to uphold justice, and righteously said: "Chen Tong, if he really threatens you with credits, then go ahead, and mention to him by the way, brothers, brothers will never forget your great kindness."
Lin Mo saw that everyone had said this, but Chen Tong still kept silent, thinking that something was wrong, nothing would really happen.
"Tongtong, what's the matter, what did the teacher say?" Every time Lin Mo felt that the situation should be taken seriously, he would call Chen Tong by nickname.
Chen Tong showed his bright eyes from under the quilt, full of grievances: "He took me around the office and told everyone that this is Chen Tong from the new financial class, our class representative, this kid is really interesting .Then those teachers surrounded me like picking vegetables, and those who pinched my face and butt, a group of old hooligans."
Brother Lu Fatty exclaimed: "Sure enough, I covet your beauty, hurry up, wash up now, the teacher's dormitory will be delivered to your door tonight, and we will take you there personally."
Lin Mo asked him, "He asked you to be the class representative?"
Chen Tong pushed away Fatty Lu, who was trying to do something wrong to him: "What age is it, the class repayment representative. It is to let us remember being late and absent from class in the future, not only me, but also Zhang Jingcun."
Everyone's eyes focused on Chen Tong again, and his eyes were full of chapters!actually!live!
Huluda had a big red face: "You, you... say... Zhang Jingcun..."
Lin Mo was puzzled by the anticipation in everyone's eyes and the flash of hormones at the end of puberty.
☆、Beauties and porn
Zhang Jingcun is a girl, but she is not an ordinary girl.The name alone is compelling, meaning: natural selection, survival of the fittest.I don't know what her parents think about giving a girl such a name. According to the older generation, the name can't be too big. People who are not lucky enough can't support such an aura and are easy to be discouraged. Sha, those with strong fate are prone to Gu Sha.For example, a generation of empress Wu Zetian.
Zhang Jingcun has lived with such a name for so many years. I think her fate is strong enough. She should be a girl full of stories. Such a girl should have a legendary opening. Zhang Jingcun did not participate in military training. After the military training, he appeared in front of everyone at the start-of-school mobilization meeting.
The night before the official start of class, freshmen have to hold a mobilization meeting. Students from the Department of Economics gather at seven o'clock in the large classroom with 500 people on the third floor of the administrative building. These classrooms have a characteristic. There are four doors in the classroom. One, the last two, and the back door is always closed. If you are late, you can only enter through the doors on both sides of the podium, which means that you have to walk to your seat under the gaze of the teacher and all the classmates.
This is how Zhang Jingcun appeared in front of everyone. She is nearly 170 centimeters tall, slender and straight, different from other lazy male students and charming and bright female students. With a calm look in her eyes, when the teacher asked her: "Which class are you in, why are you late?" She just said slowly: "I just arrived at school, and it took me a while to find the classroom." Sprinkled on the back, it is extraordinarily dark against the loose top made of white linen.
She is very beautiful, but it is also strange that she wears a pair of large-framed glasses that are slightly dull on her face. These glasses are worn by her, which weakens most of the vigor of her beautiful face, and makes her look peaceful and gentle And bookish.She has a mixture of feminine gentleness and masculine calmness all over her, and everyone can't help but look at her.
'Huagui' is the evaluation of her appearance by people who have met her.
It wasn't until they really got to know her that those teenagers who buried their secret love in their hearts broke their hearts by crying.
Zhang Jingcun is a person who has no integrity and no lower limit. She is as wretched as possible within the limits of moral standards. Her wretchedness is even beyond the reach of boys.This woman is domineering, even if she is wretched, she still has to stand on the altar of wretchedness.
There are also ignorant teenagers, even if they know the truth, they will still be confused by that beautiful skin and get stuck in it, unable to extricate themselves, Huluda is one of them.Chen Tong laughed at him for being too naive, hehehe.
As the monitor of the class, the privileged bodyguard is one of the few people in the class who are familiar with Zhang Jingcun. After meeting Zhang Jingcun, Chen Tong knew that in this boundless universe, he could meet someone who was so similar to himself. What a precious thing is a person, the one who has the resources to share with you first is the one who really treats you well.
Chen Tong is the leader of their class, and Zhang Jingcun is their soul mentor.
Lin Mo was puzzled: "If you are so bureaucratic, it's fine to flatter the horse. The dike is higher than the shore, and the waves will destroy it. You are the wave. But Zhang Jingcun never participates in class affairs."
Chen Tong gloated: "In the first three weeks of school, she skipped class three times. If you don't catch her, you will catch someone. She will be late for this class, and she must arrive."
Fat Brother Lu lamented: "Then she is miserable."
Everyone was puzzled: "What's wrong."
Fatty Lu felt that there were some things that only he knew, which would enhance his sense of superiority, so he stated the incident with a nickname without any money: "I don't know people very well, how do I register my name?" Hey hey hey!Speak well, why ask others to survive.
Niu Bihui snorted disdainfully while trimming his nails: "How do you know?"
Brother Lu Fatty turned his head, leaving the audience with an unpredictable Mediterranean head. He looked at the blue sky and wept silently: "I met her on the road a few days ago and greeted her. After she greeted me, she called me teacher. Later they Xiao Xian in the dormitory whispered in her ear for a while, and then she apologized to me and invited me to dinner, and she said it during the meal."
Niubihui, mentally handicapped Kai, and Huluda are full of cosmic explosions, smelly and shameless, and did not come back to call for foreign aid. Fighting alone is the worst thing in group life, and it is also a harbinger of losing in wars and competitions. This is similar to playing games and abandoning teammates It's the same guilt, these people are really... really lucky.
Chen Tong, who was dying, was woken up by the phone: "Hey, unexpectedly survived, what's the matter, oh, okay."
As soon as the phone was hung up, he was taken aback by the ears attached to his phone: "What are you doing?"
Huluda looked at him sadly, you didn't understand: "You saved her, what did she tell you?"
Chen Tong looked at Huluda's love picture of Ai Ai in this period, and his cheap heart burned again: "I asked her what's wrong, and she said that she actually likes me, and I said oh, what did she mean by oh, I said yes."
Huluda's eyes were red, and he turned his head slightly to prevent others from seeing the tears in his eyes: "Bless you all."
Chen Tong said without hesitation: "Thank you." Then he watched a fat ghost float away gently.
Lin Mo knew that he was lying, and asked, "What's wrong?"
Chen Tong Qiao smiled and winked at Qian Xi: "She has a crush on me."
As soon as Lin Mo raised his hand, he glanced at Chen Tong faintly, "Dayou, besides, try to see if this palm can put you back in place."
Chen Tong lost the fun, and returned to the look of dying just now: "She just said 'turn on the computer and connect things'."
As soon as I log on to QQ, I look for Zhang Jingcun. Zhang Jingcun’s QQ name is very suitable for her character setting. It’s called “Miss’s surname is rotten character chrysanthemum”. The profile picture is a wretched uncle with no clothes and hairline to the back of his head, which complements her perfectly. .
Chen Tong shook her, and she replied in a jerky manner within a second.
Your friend 'this barrel is heavy' sends you a jitter window
The lady's surname is rotten and the character is chrysanthemum: Your Majesty!
This bucket is very heavy: ^O^ Want me to call you Concubine Ai?
The lady's surname is rotten and the word is chrysanthemum: -_-#微辰惧!
This barrel is very heavy: what's the matter with Ai Qing?Forget it, needless to say, I won't listen!
The lady's surname is rotten and the character is chrysanthemum: ~_~Think twice, Your Majesty!
This barrel is very heavy: Ai Qing, tell me quickly, I am tired.
Your friend 'Miss surnamed chrysanthemum' sent you an offline file, please check it
Miss surname is chrysanthemum: Your Majesty, after reading this, you will know that I am the most loyal person to you.
Recently, a major earthquake occurred in the art world of the island-shaped neighboring country to the east of China. When the current situation develops to the poles, there will always be one or two people to lead the development of the times. The art of the island country is now at a time when there is a need for one person. The whole island The people seem to see the dawn of saving art from her, and feel that she can restore the current sluggish art market. At the same time, this dawn also shines around the island country, which makes all the energetic teenagers in my big heaven sleep and eat for it. Uneasy, waiting hard, hoping to be illuminated by the dawn, looking forward to being melted by her, that dawn has a warm name-Lola.
Those who love art know what Laura's appearance represents. Her appearance is an important watershed in the transformation and upgrading of the island country's art industry.
In an island country where art is quantified and commercialized, the maturity and stability of the industry means that they have begun to give up innovation. The appearance and body of the performers are standardized, and the production is also mass-produced.No!This is not the art we want!What we want is to break away from the framework of the traditional model, to be unexpected and to bring forth the new.What we want is a new face, a face that can be remembered, not those standardized looks.
Laura appears!The one with its own holy light appeared!Her youthful temperament, innocence and romance, is like a summer cold drink, poured down head-on, across the hot skin, and flows to the burned and dry heart, instantly replenishing nutrients for the wasteland, and the breeze brings her exotic style Wherever you brush your face, a hundred flowers are in full bloom, like a field of spring flowers.
Zhang Jingcun looked at the time, more than ten minutes had passed, it should be about the same.
Sure enough, her QQ was vibrated violently, and then the computer prompted that someone requested to video with her.
At one o'clock, apart from Lin Mo, Chen Tong and his five elders lined up. Chen Tong took the lead in shouting 'one two three' and bowed deeply to Zhang Jingcun, a full ninety degrees. It is said that In Japan, a ninety-degree bow represents the highest respect.Zhang Jingcun felt it.
☆, good-looking and cheap
Chen Tong burst into tears. Without the support of Fatty Lu and mentally handicapped Kai on both sides, he would not be able to stand still. He could barely hold back his tears, and said while sobbing: "Jing Cun, brother's good brother, sister, Do you know 'Stone Village Kindergarten'? I used to hang out there. If you go there in the future, who dares to bully you? If you call me the little overlord of Stone Village, you will say that I have said so. I moved my hands and feet, and I took off his clothes. My sister is real, my real sister..." The tears made his face sincere, but the choking made him unable to speak anymore. He pushed the mentally handicapped Kai and motioned for you to come on. I have already been overwhelmed by gratitude , unable to confess.
Mentally retarded Kai's eyes were flushed, and he squeezed Chen Tong's hand encouragingly, brother, rest, I'll do the rest.
On the screen, Zhang Cun was no longer aloof, his waist-length hair was tucked into a ball, and it stood straight up on the top of his head, wearing a men's loose top and basketball shorts, with his legs crossed, he was meditating, calmly facing the crowd. Screen tears and snot.
Wearing earplugs and not talking, her mouth was busy chewing, without stopping for a while, suddenly she leaned forward, typing on the keyboard, and Chen Tong's computer came from "LOL is good, but don't forget to masturbate oh"
I am a girl who is so good and undisguised.
Mental Kai woke up from the shock. Although Zhang Jingcun's lingering prestige could no longer dissipate from his heart, he could not forget some insistence. Mental Kai asked her: "It's good to have HD without code, but there is no translation."
It aroused public outrage in an instant, I'm sorry, I have been watching movies professionally for 30 years, who watches movies and translates them!You are not allowed to talk to our sister like this!That's our own sister, no, my own sister doesn't even carry such a good one, this can be regarded as a life-and-death friendship.
Zhang Jingcun is a woman who may not have a high IQ, but has a high EQ. She didn't get angry or despise her. Papapa started typing again, and the screen here said: "Wait a minute."
After ten minutes.
Your friend 'Miss surnamed chrysanthemum' sent you an offline file, please check it.
It was a word document signed "Principles of Economics". They knew that it would not be a simple document. With Zhang Jingcun's heroic attitude and his methodical style of doing things, this document covered everything in minutes. National secret.
When Fat Brother Lu wanted to open it, he was stopped by Chen Tong. Chen Tong said to mentally handicapped Kai with a serious face: "Go and close the door." Mentally handicapped Kai ran to close the door.The people here close the windows and pull the curtains to make sure there are no bugs and cameras.
Lin Mo was drinking tea on the balcony, Niu Bihui came out nervously, and said to him, "Move your tea table away." Lin Mo pulled the table back, and heard the sound of the door closing, followed by a slap With the sound of pulling the curtains, Lin Mo was shut out of the balcony.
The few people took a deep breath, and after clicking open tremblingly, the tears that were suppressed from the red eyes of mentally handicapped Kai broke the embankment: "Jingcun, Jingcun, what can I do for you, even a little bit, as long as I use If you want me, you command."
Zhang Jingcun waved his hand and turned off the video domineeringly.
Huluda was overshadowed: "How can people not love such a woman, she is so good, and the distance between us is getting farther and farther."
Fat Brother Lu nodded sympathetically, and blew his nose: "How did she manage to type out the translator of the film in just over ten minutes?"
Chen Tong said: "Whatever, send it to the students in the media department and let them make it. We are making history. Maybe we are the first batch of people in our country to see this film!"
Lin Mo was still sitting on the balcony sipping tea. He was thinking whether Nietzsche had encountered such a problem, whether he had been disappointed when people around him ignored a pot of good tea for the sake of movies. Angle, what's the point of these unbelieving repetitions?Those limbs in various forms have long lost their original excitement. Nietzsche said: "The rigid mechanical model suppresses human personality, makes people lose the passion for free thinking and the impulse to create culture. Modern culture appears so decadent. The disease of civilization has its root in the atrophy of the vital instinct."
Why can't you just calm down and have a good cup of tea?The understanding of life contained in this tea and the appeasement of impetuous life can make you feel more. A mature and rational adult should not cry for a movie, let alone ask for subtitles , Why do you need subtitles when watching a movie? The subtitles block the picture and affect the overall aesthetics of the picture. This basic aesthetic is lacking.And how would one want to know what they were talking about?
But in the final analysis, isn't drinking tea the best way to cleanse the soul and make the heart peaceful?
Zhang Jingcun watched his own video carefully, and was asked to make a video three times. After agreeing to the video, the group of snotty and saliva-filled gentlemen tried their best to move forward, not intending to make her happy all day long.But Zhang Jingcun only wanted to see Zhou Zheng's beautiful Lin Mo in this crooked melon cracking date group. At this moment, she wished to push away this wave of people who hurt her eyes through the screen. Can’t see my ink? Where is my ink?”
Everyone comforted: "Wait, come right away, come right away." Howling at the top of their voices, "Lin Mo! Come quickly! If you don't come, it will be too late."
He slipped Lin Moti, who was still holding a teacup, to the computer, and let him face the old ruffian Zhang Jingcun silently.
Zhang Jingcun saw Lin Mo like a grandmother seeing a grandson, and asked lovingly: "Mo, don't learn from them. Ask me for resources if you want a film, and stay away from them."
Lin Mo looked at this woman, sitting or not, with an obscene expression, and couldn't help frowning: "Zhang Jingcun, you are so frustrated."
Zhang Jingcun was dazed, his eyes filled with sadness, and then he slapped the table and shouted: "Slap your mouth! Don't give me a slap! This is unlucky Lin Mo, can he talk!!"
Chen Tong quickly turned off the video, she was so scared that she almost crawled out of the screen.
Next, no matter how Zhang Jingcun applied for the video, he was rejected. After several times, he finally stopped applying. A few minutes later, Zhang Jingcun sent a message. The uppercase convex is arranged in a row, and the middle protruding part is especially slender!
Don't underestimate the resentment of a woman, let alone the resentment that arises after a woman's appearance is questioned.
☆, rumors and support
There are legends in every school, which are big legends, big and small, and small legends are passed on in the department.
Chen Tong blatantly contradicted the teacher's indiscretionary behavior in class, and in the end he didn't get the end of wearing small shoes. Instead, he attracted the teacher's attention and pursued hard.
Chen Tong is the focus, not only because of his stinky and shameless behavior style and the clear purpose of getting closer to bureaucracy, but also because of his obedience to Lin Mo'an.
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