36 Ways to Die

12.

"System, is there someone like me?"

"Yes."

"What's his name"

"I don't know, you can ask yourself next time. See you if there is a fate."

Wang Facai's twelfth method of death is entirely at fault of the system.

He passed through and appeared on the main street of Chang'an City, and it was night.

Wang Facai, who violated the night ban, was severely injured by the passing Marquis Wu.

13.

Wang Facai traveled abroad this time.

"The hot chicken system doesn't even provide a translation function!" Wang Facai roared.

A man next to him smiled: "Yo, you also wore it."

"you you you you--"

"I'm the butcher."

"Mr. Pork!" Wang Facai felt very cordial, "I am Dongpo Pork."

The other party nodded and said, "Your husband is also me."

Wang Facai blushed: "You you you...how did you know?"

"The system said so."

"Why does my system say it doesn't know!"

He smiled: "Because the system IQ follows the owner."

"..." Wang Facai thought to himself, he must study hard after returning home. "My name is Wang Facai, what about you?"

"Just call me Xueba."

"..."

"I don't need to worry about this script." Xueba suddenly sighed.

"You can understand what they're saying"

"No, I understood one word, Thermopylae Pass. Based on our clothes and the surrounding situation, the Battle of Thermopylae Pass is over."

"..." Wang Facai looked at him in bewilderment.

"You don't know about the Battle of Thermopylae?"

Wang Facai nodded in shame.

Xueba sighed: "Then you must know the three hundred warriors of Sparta."

Wang Facai: "Can I pretend to be a corpse?"

Xueba: "Hehe."