36 Ways to Die

10.

The system said: "How about this, you wear it again, I tricked you this time, and I won't cheat you after that."

Wang Facai is dubious: "Tell the truth"

"of course."

Then Wang Facai became a soldier of Zhao State, and was cheated after the Battle of Changping.

"The hot chicken system ruined my youth and deceived my innocence!"

The system covered his face: "I clearly have an early warning! You also know that I will cheat you!"

"How do I know that you are a pit to kill!"

11.

Wang Facai traveled to the Tang Dynasty and became a scholar.There is also a man in the village, tall and tall, with a heroic face and a chivalrous air, but unfortunately - he is a butcher.

When a butcher cuts meat, he will collect the meat scraps left on the chopping board, and send them to Wang Facai for cooking.

"When I pass the examination, I'll buy seven or eight pork knuckles from you and eat them together as Dongpo pork."

The butcher's eyes moved slightly, and he said with a smile, "You will definitely not pass the exam this time."

His tone was firm, Wang Facai had no reason to think about the past, his eyes were wet, he looked around, pretending nothing happened, and said: "I know how to recite a lot of poems, how can I not pass the exam."

In the sixth year of Tianbao, Wang Facai went to Beijing to take the exam.This year, no one made it.

Wang Facai returned to his hometown in despair, but was told that the butcher caught a cold earlier and had already gone.

In the butcher's house, there is a stack of paper on the table, written vigorously, it is Su Shi's "Ode to Pork":

Clean and wash the pan, if there is less water, the firewood head can not afford smoke.Don't urge him when he is familiar with himself, he will be beautiful when the fire is full.Pork is good in Huangzhou, and the price is as cheap as dirt.The rich don't want to eat it, and the poor don't know how to boil it. When they get up in the morning, they eat two bowls, and the family is so full that they don't care about it.

Wang Facai laughed for no reason, and burst into tears.

The author has something to say:

10. In the battle of Changping, Baiqi was killed.

11. In the sixth year of Tianbao, Li Linfu had no shortage of virtuous people.